#winter khan

[bdk1902]

Jaune’s Type

“So, Fearless Leader.” Nora said to Jaune.

“Yeah, Nora?” He said, reading his book.

“What type of do girls do you like?”

“Type of girls?”

“Or men? I don’t judge. Just don’t be a bigot about it.”

“Nora, no. I’m straight.”

“Oh, okay! So which type of girls do you like?”

“Well, I’m into older women.”

“Oh like Velvet and Coco.”

“Way older.”

“Really? Why’s that?”

That’s when Jaune closed his book, and turns to his energetic teammate/friend.

“Because older women tends to be more mature, more experienced, and can handle more than just simple tasks. I love women that can be by my side both physically and emotionally. I want women, not little girls like Weiss, and Ruby.”

“I feel like you just offended both of them.”

“My point stands, Nora.”

“…You can just admit that you’re into girls that can Ara ara you.”

“I told you that in confidence!”

Unbeknownst to them, they were being recorded.

“So Jaune loves that type of women, huh?” Glynda Goodwitch heard through her Scroll, and texted her group.

“Ladies. We have a blonde cutie to seduce.”

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Winter look at the message, and smiled.

“Sorry, sister. But I’m stealing your man. He’s into older mature women anyway. Mother, pack your bags! We’re going to Beacon!”

“I saw the message! Give me 5 minutes!”

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“Sorry, Ruby. Mama’s going to ‘talk’ to your friend~.”

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“Vernal, get your weapons. We’re going to Vale.”

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“Emerald! Neo! We have a new mission!” (I imagine Emerald is in her early 20s, as well as Neo and Cinder.)

“Does it involves Jaune?”

“Yes.”

“Oh fuck yes.”

Neo pulls a sign. ‘Finally! We get to fuck a stud!’

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“Harriet! We got a message!”

“I saw! And I’m not getting sloppy seconds, Elm! We’re going to Beacon!”

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“Kali.”

“Sienna.”

They both look at their scrolls.

“I’ll disband the White Fang if you let me share.”

“Deal.” They both shook hands.

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“Sorry, Oz. But I found a new stud~.” Salem smirked.

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“…Why do I feel like I’m about to get fucked, both in a good and bad way?”

“You’re just imagining things.”

“Mr. Arc. Please head to the headmistress’s office.” Came from Ms Goodwitch’s voice announcing megaphone.

“…You were saying Nora?”

Nora shrugged.

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So we are waiting for the VADD covers with Callisto and Derrick and their colors!

[frosted-hyacinth]

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒

Yandere!villains are destined to die x f!reader

synopsis. You wake up as a maid for the Eckhart house, the only thing is, you're the adopted daughter's maid. Penelope Eckhart. You had been playing a game 'Daughter of the Duke, Love Project' you'd finished normal mode and started hard mode yet you died, being accused of Yvonne's murder. You felt confident that you could breeze through this, living but there was something off. Penelope Eckhart's personality has completely flipped.

And I thought that I could depend on knowing your secrets and yet... you're different... - ????

note! I think its a slow burn and the Yandere is mild

Chapter one - I

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Gwenpool Strikes Back (2019) #3

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[stupidseafox]

"Come on Khan! Let's build our future.. Together. "

[penelope-regulus]

Crying at the realization that Reynold barely had a role in the story-

Was he even mentioned when normal mode was being discussed? As I recall it, Callisto was mentioned killing Penelope and falling in love with Ivonne and making her empress, Winter was mentioned to have turned back time at the end and brought her to the estate, Eckles was loyal to Penelope but switched to Laila's side and took care of her, Derrick... Well his role was also minimal if I recall correctly, but!

...But then there's also the route Penelope's taking in the current timeline, following the plot. So little is mentioned about Reynold!

For example, what are his ambitions? Penelope wants to survive, Callisto wishes to be the perfect emperor, Winter wants to save the world, Derrick wants to be succeed and become a duke that can care for and protect his family Eckles wants freedom, Laila wishes to become immortal and rule the world, *the empress wants to throne her son*, but what of Reynold?

Unless he really, truly, just wanted nothing more than to bully Penelope at first and have her kicked out of the house, and then be one of the babygirls that take care of her without end...?

I try coming up with headcanons about his life during and after the main story, but there's so little to work with (Although it's not just with him for after the main story, but also all the other mls) 😭

I've seen him training, so perhaps he wishes to become a swords master? But it's highly likely it's just because he'll eventually become the commander of knights and he has to do this-

Maybe, he'll work to protect commoners better after learning Penelope's story in the attic scene? Since he's compassionate? Like Robin Hood, as someone once said to me?

Or he could build a fortune gambling-

But I need more about him!!!! Or my life as a Reynold stan will be incomplete-!

[howlingday]

RWBY MAMA

Taiyang: It's nice to meet you! This is my lovely wife, Summer, and our newborn daughter, Ruby.

Summer: You smell like an alcohol abuser.

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Willow: FOR EVERY MOMENT THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE COCK OF PLEASURE IN MY HANDS, SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A ROCK! WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOWS WHERE MY DICK IS?!

Willow: YOU SEEN MY DICK?! It's PINK with a LITTLE HEART! ON! THE! TIP! WHERE MY DICK?!

Willow: THE FUCK DO I NEED DUST FOR?! THEY'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS COMPARED TO MY COCK MASTER 3000!

Willow: WHERE?! IS?! MY?! DICK?!

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Sun: Let's go McSchnees!

Kali: I don't want! A damn burger!

Kali: (Grabs Adam, Licks lips) FAUNUS SUS

Adam: (Ejected, Adam was not the imposter)

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Raven: YOU'RE RUINING OUR FAMILY BARBECUE!

Raven: (Throws Yang through the window)

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Salem: Ahahaha- (Blown up)

Summer: RAH-TAH-TAH, COWABUNGA, BITCH~!

Ruby: Wh- MOM?!

Yang: How the fuck she got a BFG?!

Summer: I'VE GOT MODS, [REDACTED]!

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Blake: (Kidnapped, Crying)

Kali: HEY! GIVE BACK MY TAX RETURNS!

Sienna: Rippie dippie yuh, bitch~!

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Whitley: I don't understand! Why do I have to be the bait?!

Willow: Because you bought pickles for the hamburgers we had last week knowing damn well that I HATE PICKLES!

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Raven: Put a cap in his kneecaps!

Raven: SHOOT HIM AGAIN!

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Winter: Mother! Do you not see your dead husband on the ground?!

Willow: Damn... Talk about a dropped album~.

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Kali: I mean, if it's cats you like, I've got a kitty-cat you can play with all night-

Blake: MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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Ruby: MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Summer: (Groping Jaune) I started simpin' the second I saw smokin' sunny-side-up stud standin' around~. Know what I mean~?

Yang: But Mom, what about Dad?!

Summer: How come every time I wanna succeed, you gotta bring your daddy into this? What I do to deserve this- AGH! MY TIT!

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Raven: Hey! What I say about putting your elbows on the table?! Your shit's ashy as fuck! Get it off the table! It ain't salt!

Yang: But my arms are so sore from driving that GLASS CANNON!

Raven: (Throws table at Yang)

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Summer: Hey, condom lawsuit, search his body inappropriately for that McGuffin!

Ruby: Are you talking to me or Yang-

Summer: (Throws chair)

Ruby: (Ducks) OKAY! OKAY! CHILL! CHILL! I'LL DO IT!

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Kali: Oh, I'm sorry that your actual IGNORANCE GIVES ME SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS! LET A BITCH FORGET SOMETIMES, OKAY?!

Kali: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR SHOES OUT OF THE HALLWAY, [REDACTED]!

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Willow: IS THAT DADDY WEEGEE~?!

Weiss: Why you always doing this, Mom?

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Raven: How many times do I need to explain that your daddy's CroonTune rap "career" ain't gonna pay NO BILLS in this fucking house?! NONE OF THEM! NONE!

Raven: I CAN SELL THAT DS5 AND BECOME AN E-GIRL ON MY IMMEDI-CHAT. Anything to get that Green Wukong, you feel me~?

Ruby: Why you do this, Raven?

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Kali: So, can you help us?

Kali: But don't ask me to beg, because I only beg for 25 Lien on my LonelyHunts. Not for free.

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Raven: ARE YOU READY TO GOOOOOO~?!

???: I love you, Raven! I love you!

Raven: I SAID ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU FUCKING READY?! ARE YOU?! ARE YOOOU READY?!

???: I'm ready, Raven! Oh god!

Raven: TOOONIGHT WE FINNA FIGHT 'TIL YOUR BOOTYHOLE AIN'T TIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT~!

???: (Rabid barking)

Raven: I AIN'T LEAVIN' 'TIL I SEE BLOOOOOOD!

???: PEG ME, MISS RAVEN! PEG ME!

Raven: And remember; if you don't like seeing blood and gore~

Raven: GET THE FUCK OOOUUUT! YOU SMELL LIKE A LEFT BALL BUT UNWAAASHED! CRUMBS! CRUUUMBS!

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Summer: I forgot my motherfucking purse. Can you believe that shit?

Summer: (Sees Volume 7 finale)

Ruby: Um... Hi, Mommy~!

Summer: (Screeches like a constipated dino)

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Willow: Y'ALL GOT PUSSY-ASS TASTES!

Willow: Let Mama show you what she's got cooking in her kitchen~.

Willow: (Plays Morning - Grieg, Gets down)

Whitely: (Raises the roof)

Weiss: ...

Winter: ...

Jacques: Stupid Grieg-loving-ass bitch playing weak ass sauce in my home.

Willow: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING AT, YOU HUMAN MALE?!

[indigosabyss]

Obsessed with the idea of Kamala noticing that Carol just. Doesn't socialize with anyone except the Khans. And making it her personal mission to get her a friend.

And look here, there's a guy also lost out of time, also has been turned into a weapon against innocent people and is also now an Avenger, also dragged into a much more stable family unit, who's usually just an hour away from the Rambeau house!!! It's Bucky Barnes!!!

She has kidnapped him. He did not agree to this. But he gets a flerken kitten out of the ordeal. Bc I don't think mcu Bucky has an Alpine yet.

I'm so obsessed w this in fact that I'm livestreaming writing this fic on twitch rn!!!

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Spoiler drinks black tea and says it's here~

Some of you already know that I like to make a selection of many memes in one post... but my humor is simple and uninteresting, so I delayed :>

LET'S GOOOO

Killer: Gwon Gyeoeul - nim

Many contexts were considered here, so it was confusing, I know—

Me: Mom, I want Winter in our house!

Mom: We already have Winter at home.

Winter at home:

Someone: How can you say that?! Don't you see that Penelope can't always be guilty..?

Derrick: I see.

I remembered a very lovely person sending me two edit pictures of Derrick in glasses... he was so handsome in them—

And now for the spoilers!

CALLIOPE MOMENTS

After that, Penelope showed her big brother her beautiful middle finger and ran away U_U

But it seems that with God's help, author-nim didn't try to kill Reynold (refers to physical injuries, not moral) in the main plot.....

Andddddddd

Bonus~~

Sorry-- D:

But at least Derrick's face still resembles a rock... and long hair suits him, right? RIGHT-?

[frosted-hyacinth]

𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒

Yandere!villains are destined to die x f!reader

notice! This book can be read as gn or m reader but I personally envision the reader as a female, however, there are no particular pronouns but maybe some actions that are more feminine.

synopsis. You wake up as a maid for the Eckhart house, the only thing is, you're the adopted daughter's maid. Penelope Eckhart. You had been playing a game 'Daughter of the Duke, Love Project' you'd finished normal mode and started hard mode yet you died, being accused of Yvonne's murder. You felt confident that you could breeze through this, living but there was something off. Penelope Eckhart's personality has completely flipped.

You shocked up from the bed, panting heavily. You looked around. You hadn't been here before yet it felt familiar. You looked more closely at your surroundings, stepping out of the bed to look out the window.

It's the empire from that game... No... This can't be

You shook your head, half expecting this to be a dream and that you would wake up. But you didn't, you were still here in this dark, small room. You lightly slapped your cheeks and when that didn't work either, you hit harder. You wanted to feel the comfort of your own room, your own bed. Instead of that, all you felt was the sharp stinging of the impact slowly fading away leaving you with only the hard reality. This fictional life, one that did not belong to you was now the one that you are in.

- ♥ -

After a while of trying to fall back asleep, you realized that you couldn't, so you decided to be productive. You lit a candle, deciding that you would be productive and decide how you were supposed to behave at this house, a house that seemed to be noble. You'd looked in the mirror a while back and after a while of staring at your reflection, a shard of your memory drifted back. You were a minor maid at house Eckhart.

The maid who's body you were in was a minor character, not much mentioned but the part that this maid played the most part in was with the character Penelope Eckhart. You were the maid that had stood with her even after she had been accused of poisoning the Duke's youngest daughter.

So, in order to survive without either of the male leads or your mistress killing you (not that they could kill a maid before you were charged for maligning nobility and all the other laws in the Eorkan Empire), you must simply play your part and serve the lady Eckhart as you were meant to.

Soon after you had scribbled your thoughts down, the sun had risen. So you stood up off you desk to prepare for the day.

- ♥ -

"Miss, it's time to wake up" The brunette maid spoke to the pink head still sleeping on the bed as she slowly woke up.

knock knock

"... Come in."

You slowly walked into the room, you had arrived to the side of the brown haired maid, Emily, if you recall correctly. Once you finally started taking in your surroundings, you noticed the quality of water that laid on the table beside Penelope. You instinctively reached to change the water but stopped at the sight of your mistress flinching. She rolled up her sleeves just for the three women in the room to be met with the sight of needle marks on her forearm.

You let out a small gasp before stepping forwards towards Penelope seemingly concerned.

"Miss! Are you alright?"

She didn't answer you but she shot her head in Emily's direction. It looked like she tried speaking but stopped, still in a state of distress.

"The bath is ready. Do wash up please, Miss." The brunette haired maid spoke calmly, looking down. Yet when she looked up towards her mistress, a mocking smile was found on her face.

Ah... Did I just get ignored...? You sighed eternally. You hoped that you could have done something yet ended up being completely ignored by both Emily and Penelope, and now, you'd have to leave the room to let your mistress wash up.

From the outside of your mistress' room, you found the food that Emily was about to serve to Penelope. There really wasn't much that you could do but you could at least try, so you put on a calm face and faced the brunette.

"Emily." "Yes?"

"Are you planning to serve this to our mistress? This food is not proper for a duke's daughter. The duke Eckhart could punish you." You said, maintaining eye contact with your fellow maid. A sound of the door beside you creaked open. "Is there a problem?" "No miss." Both maids replied, heads bowed down. You tried grabbing the plate of rotten food away from Emily's grasp but at this point, it was too late, you could no longer stop her from serving the food.

Emily neatly put the rotting food along with a cup of tea on a red checkered cloth.

"Here Miss, sit down. You must be hungry."

With the personality that you'd known the Daughter of the Duke Eckhart had, you expected that you'd have to clean up a fork from the floor or pick up a table after she threw a tantrum. You were definitely mentally prepared for anything but this. She sat in silence and ate the food as you merely stood there in shock, watching her gag slightly as she ate the rotten food.

When she reached the point where she almost vomited, you moved to a spot behind Penelope's chair, grabbing her wrist lightly.

"Miss, you shouldn't continue eating this." You said, brows furrowed, looking at her in concern. You really did hope that she would eating, this wasn't at all good for her health but right at that moment, the young lord; Reynold Eckhart walked in to the room.

"What's going on here?"

He walked up right behind you who was still softly gripping Penelope's wrist, from an angle where he couldn't see anything on the table, he said,

"Hey, what's wrong with..." His voiced trailed off as the table reached his view.

"What in the... ?!" He stared at the food placed on the table with a few small bites in them. He looked up then glared at both you and Emily.

"You were feeding this to her?" His tone was cold enough to freeze your blood on the spot. You had done nothing and you weren't prepared to die yet! You closed your eyes prepared for the impact of either a sword at your throat or guards grabbing you, your ears completely filtering out other words. When you opened your eyes, you were only met with Emily screaming.

"Young Master, no! It wasn't me! I-I wasn't!"

"Get out. Now."

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(If you’re wondering where “What If…?” is, I excluded it because that show’s concept is solely about alternate scenarios. So it’d be redundant to put on this poll)

[nerds-yearbook]

In 1879, Billy the Kid got in a bar fight after cheating at poker. He was aided by two teens who turnned out to be time travelers. He became their right hand man as they went through time picking up historical figures and he took a particular shine to Socrates. Then Billy the Kid and the historical figures Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Beethoven, Joan of Arc, Genghis Kahn, and Abraham Lincoln are brought to 1988 to spent the day in San Dimas, CA (Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Flm)