#wilson mentioned

[hilsonamore]

posted this on my instagram but my friends won’t get it

[theothermorganh]

Corrupted King AU!

Yandere/ possessive behavior warning!

Just some quick sketches of Maxwell and some of his traits! I have everything typed out below the pic (easier to read) Also long post I'm sorry!

What it says:

Yandere/ possessive !Warning!: -When he first saw Wilson (in the throne room) he put a love spell on him cause he wouldn't be able to handle his rejection -When he gets bored of this round of survivors he will bring Wilson back to the throne room with him -He will make Wilson his bride (just some normal thoughts in his brain) -COMPLETLEY infatuated with Wilson -A Possessive almost yandere attraction (Want's Wilson to himself and have no one else even look at him) -Only puts up with the other survivors for Wilson -Randomly just says Wilson's name then chuckles (only when alone) -LOVES Wilson's fear the best -Once Wilson is corrupted (More on that later) he won't be able to feed on his fear.

Other traits: -Pretends to be frail but is actually pretty strong -Can re-grow limbs (even his own head) -Only dies when he wants to (to keep the illusion he does at the same rate as anyone else) -The constant is still under his control -Peaceful and hostile creatures will run from him on sight (or smell) -Turns into monster Max when pissed (or when he wants to really) -Doesn't need the codex but uses it for show -THEY aren't real and made them up for pity -Pretends William was a frail and timid man -Used to be a serial killer before the constant, (not a show man) -Uses his silky radio voice to his advantage -Practically a god-like entity

Other words on the page: Eyes: -Completely blank eyes -With eye shadow! -Uses nightmare fuel to make pupils (to make Wilson happy) Bust: -Monocle cause FANCY! -Rose to make Charlies story seem real.

Traits that are not on the page: -He brings people to the constant for HIS amusement only THEY don't exist -When he corrupts Wilson it will turn off emotions like empathy or fear, so he will be his perfect queen! -He doesn't NEED to eat but feels the pain from not eating the same as anyone else -Eats and drinks Nightmare fuel

This post AU is a massive FUCK YOU to the person who said I should die (not putting their user cause I don't want people going after them)

My first post on this topic (go check it out)

Post where I responded to what they said

[crow-enthusiast]

hey there’s something i haven’t seen people talking about in deadpool and wolverine

in the car fight the blood on logan’s face in this frame is from wades wounds above him. he’s smiling like that as wades blood drips into his mouth… which could mean nothing

[househrt]

Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days

but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side

[ppeanutz]

wade actually knows about both

more art on my ko-fi !

[kendyroy]

Do you guys think Logan gets jealous of Hugh Jackman? I mean like Wade mentions that guy all the time and he probably owns hugh jack-merch (or whatever).

I feel like Wade will request to watch another hugh jackman movie for the 10th night in a row, and Logan’s gonna hit his breaking point and he goes,“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THAT GUY?”

and Wade’s just gonna laugh or something (cuz ohhh Peanut if only you knew)

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[acidicwerewolf]

I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

[clockwards]

Foreman: we all know that thirteen is bisexual and that chase has something wrong with him, but i wonder if anyone else is gay

House: i am

Foreman: no you're not. if you were gay you would have slept with wilson years ago

House: i did

Foreman:

Foreman: you did not sleep with wilson

Foreman (vexed): you did NOT sleep with wilson

House:

Foreman: if you'd slept together, everything about your relationship would be insane-

House:

Foreman:

Foreman: oh my god you've slept with wilson

House:

Foreman:

House:

House: well not yet but your reaction is really making me think i should try

[peterpcrker]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | dir. Shawn Levy

[2kiran]

18+ DOM DEADPOOL X M!READER

Thinking about WADE WILSON trapping you in his grasp, his masked chin perched on your shoulder and his blood-tinted leather glove shoved in-between your thighs. He reeks of impending doom, the scent combining with his natural aroma.

“Oh, no, no, don’t run from it, pretty boy.” WADE clicks his tongue, shaking his head as you squirm. His arm snaking around your waist tightened its grip, clutching you firmly against his front.

He sneaks his hand beneath your pants, wrapping it around the base of your hard cock before freeing it from your boxers. But he doesn’t allow the cool air to hit your sensitive hardness, choosing to toy with you by keeping it hidden under your shirt. You grunt, reaching to hold onto his knees. “W—wade.” You croak, trying not to buck your hips up.

WADE hums curiously, indicating that he was listening. With one finger, he maps out the silhouette of your length through the soft material. He’s enjoying this, and that fact is one he isn’t afraid to admit. “Hmm? D’ya want somethin’, baby?”

Despite his question, he doesn’t quite let you answer. Suddenly, his thumb presses down against the side of your tip, staring in great awe at how pre-cum begins to dampen the fabric. Your dick twitches from the stimulation, and you can’t prevent the plea from leaving you. “Stop teasin’ me, please.”

You can nearly feel his lips stretch upwards into a cocky grin. His palm rests flat on your length, gently rubbing up and down. Every time WADE’S finger went to messily massage your frenulum, your shirt would press into your skin and increase your responsiveness, making you uncontrollably throb. “Awww, we both know you don’t mean that. Our buddy over here likes it.” He teases, shifting to properly but lazily jerk you off.

His hand clenches when it curls ‘round your shaft, balancing you on the point of experiencing a high but never enough for you to actually reach it. WADE WILSON knows you can handle a tad of edging. “Be a good boy, c’mon that’s it, just a liiiiiiil’ bit more.”

[emolionsrawr]

gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?

buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things

gerrard: what is it buckley?

buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement

gerrard: you fucking fa-

bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse

gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*

chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass

hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before

buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!

[false-heteros16]

James ‘I have friends other then you’ Wilson and his ‘friends’:

Former patient who doesn’t know his real name, and keeps calling him ‘Jim’

Boss who he bonds with over his one boy bestie

House’s ex girlfriend who he hasn’t talked to since she cheated her husband with House

You really know how to choose them Wilson.

[mischievous-thunder]

And then Wade brings Logan home to show him that he's going to fulfil all of Logan's kinks and then some

[brennan-lee-mother]

How Lou, Erika and Danielle managed to have three completely different, equally hard-hitting takes on grief, with no fucking prep? Secrets only the Sith know

[thefandomfires]

I think Channing Tatum did great as Gambit and having an actor who loves/will do right by the character is good actually