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higgs-the-god · 3 months ago

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what if they were xogs too........................

#guhhhh feetman looks too cat for my likinggggggg #brief rundown is that xog is what benrey is. fucked up catdog w few alien qualities. hence the blue claws n teeth #art #i SHOULD tag these. ugh #gordon feetman #hlvrai #freeman's mind #gordon freemind #hard to tell but the blast that fucked up mind also took a tooth and fucked up his bottom canine #its ALSO weird minds a xog bc he neveer met gman. listen i dont care #will i do gorgeous? maybe #will i do the barneys? YES

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shmorp-mcdurgen · 4 months ago

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Whatever dude

#half life #HL aftermath au #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #Aftermath Gordon #Aftermath Barney #blood tw #shmorps art #Yes barney is there he's the guy in the sweatshirt #I just lost steam for this halfway through and decided I couldn't be assed to draw his face so. bear with me #anyway. yeah no i'm not done talking about the aftermath au actually #it makes me ill. and i'm the one that made the au #yeup.#anyway do you think Gordon hates using a cane because it reminds him of the crowbar he's used to kill people and survive with #cause I do

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pistachi0art · 2 months ago

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based on real events

#I used to do this with my friend when we were children #we’d drag eachother back and forth around in the shallows of a pool #and yes we did call it that #small things #barney calhoun #isaac kleiner #eli vance #alyx vance #oc #original character #aubrey calhoun

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ratfromh · 11 months ago

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theoretical physicist turned chainsaw wielding chainsaw ? okay man

#also YES this is a lolipop chainsaw reference . i guess #if it isnt obvious the uniform is supposed to look like the hev suit but i had no idea what i was doing #I WAS ALSO gonna make him hold a crowbar but opted for the chainsaw cause i wasnt sure if people were gonna get the reference #my art #half life #half life 1 #hl gordon #gordon freeman #hl barney #barney calhoun #gordon x barney #freehoun

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where-is-adrian-shephard · 1 year ago

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Adrian is on a date with Gordon and Barney. Gee Adrian, how come Valve lets you have two boyfriends?

#this ask is 2 years old...#anyway. yes i do know my drawings arent like. amazing. but it's how i draw #half life #requests #adrian shephard #barney calhoun #gordon freeman #idk if they have a ship name

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mollyrolls · 2 months ago

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hey mrs. akaashi how’s the weather over there

meet me at our spot?

“mrs akaashi”

LET ME AT HIM. PLEASE. PLEASDEEEEEEEEEE

why do you do this to me. i was legit scratching my brain trying to think of something to put in my ask that would make you freak and then you just drop two NUCLEAR BOMBS like nothing happened. i hate you ree of tumblr.com/aozui formerly zumicho formerly froyoya

#i’m doing okay #i’ve been in a weird subliminal space recently #i think i might transfer schools if i’m being so fr #like i’m not as happy as i could be here #but the thought of leaving my friends makes me sob violently #i have a fuck ton of homework #currently putting off 3 hours of microscopy training #yes microscopy like the study of microscopes #why did i have to be a bio major why couldn’t i have been like business or something #anyways #i’m so glad you’re feeling inspired??? that’s so great and so fun???!!!!#i #hope you find time #to write #dunno why those cut up like they did but wtvr #also i’m sorry but i think i’m going to wittle you down to one mutual tag #bc those three are so so long #what do you prefer #my little riemann sum <3 #the ted to my barney <3 #mollys guardian angel <3 #off my rocker #the voices

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frecklystars · 4 months ago

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I love that all of my friends who have watched Crazy Stupid Love with me will point at Ryan Gosling's character and say "ohhh I see why you like him... he's like your other F/O, Barney Stinson :) except he kinda respects women a little bit more" and I'm like... what. oh... huh.

I see.

#ive queued a few love notes and this is one of them. hi. trying to come back slowly but surely #can you imagine Jacob and Barney in the same room??#Barney telling Jacob how to deceive and trick women into giving him their numbers #and Jacob is like '????? no I just ask for it. why are you tricking people'#or Barney tells him about The Playbook or The Lemon Law and Jacob's like '?????????????????'#'I just ask a woman to sleep with me and they say yes. idk what the hell YOU'RE doing'#then it turns into a whole thing abt how Jacob doesn't need to do those things to get a girl to sleep w/ him #bc Jacob is competent and handsome and Barney is just some guy #like if it were just Jacob and Barney in competition to see who gets the most numbers at the end of the night WITHOUT lying/deceiving #Jacob would get *every* single one and Barney would only get a handful #Plus Jacob doesn't lie to the women and say 'ok ill call you'... I'm assuming he doesn't anyway #There's no implication that Jacob isn't letting these girls know 'hey there's no attachment here this is literally just a one night stand'#like why does Barney feel the need to lie to the girl to make her leave his apartment #or why does he feel the need to come up with a lie to sneak out of her place when she's asleep?#why not just say up front 'hey I'm just looking for a one night thing this isn't serious'#whatever maybe I'm just asexual and autistic but I will never understand Not Communicating. esp when it comes to sex. but ok.#woof #love notes #????#💕♬♪ ♡ It feels different when you’re with me - ̗̀☆🥂🖤✨☆ ̖́-#💕 Our love is LEGEND ━ wait for it! ━ DARY! ✨ LEGENDARY! ✨#<- wow you can tell that first ship tag is recent and that second one is from YEARS ago #i need to update my old ship tags and put way more glitter text onto them #love notes: barney ♡#love notes: jacob ♡

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worldlydesiretemple · 1 year ago

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cowboy barney is fun okay. it's cute as hell. bro drinks beer he goes out to the bar a night on the town with a cowboy hat on hes got gayass lil boots with spurs and has probably dreamed of wanting to own a horse

#bailey's babbles.#barney calhoun #he's just this fucked up southern guy in new mexico dude #like especially pre-rescas why can't he have fun with being a cowboy??? what's wrong with that #and hcing him to be a cowboy isn't watering down his character or making him unlikable. sometimes people do things for fun i think #yes i plan on playing the half life games when i get a computer that runs them and yes i've watched my friends play through the half life #games multiple times i'm not just speaking out of my ass

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probablyaseamonster · 1 year ago

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Rewatching DE:PP has reenflamed my belief in the conspiracy theory that the common trope in children's media of evil alternate versions of characters being goth/emo/punk/other alt styles is essentially a psychological smear campaign; an attempt to imprint upon their viewers the message that alt people are mean or morally bankrupt so that children learn to look upon these people with disdain and suspicion and perhaps even a hero vs villain complex, all to prevent the new generations from banding together and joining the rebellion against the consumerist dystopia that the people who lord over the creators of those media want to enforce.

... I blame Netflix. DE:PP is too progressive for this shit.

#dead end paranormal park #de:pp #once more #fuck netflix #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #by association #anti consumerism #punk #alt style #not so friendly reminder that buying things from Hot Topic and doing nothing else doesn't make you a goth #you need to feel it #to act it #yes i'm gatekeeping #performative rebels need to step over the line if they want to keep walking it #evil clone norma khan #evil clone barney gutman #if there's one thing i'll give dead end #actually i can give them a lot of things #but the thing i'll give them that's relevant is that #they had the line “emo logs was a icon” from barney #which shows that they don't entirely intend for the viewers to dismiss goth people #the mixed signals are confusing me #I KNOW THE CLONES AREN'T ACTUALLY EVIL #but the fact that they're framed that way from the start and like kinda do try to take over their og's lives #contributes to the stereotype #i would've much rather preferred if the clones had like inverted colour palletes #norma in red and yellow #barney in... I guess just his coat and shirt colours in reverse #i was going to say orange hair but like that's his natural hair colour and i'm not sure if i want that for his “evil” clone

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docnukes · 2 years ago

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2 tickets to the barbie movie please

#freeman's mind #barney's mind #freemind #gordon freemind #half life machinima #machinima #my art #barmey calhoun #barmey #mindney #mindney calhoun #buttermind #mindhoun #yes i genderbended freemind whatchu gon do about it #half life #dont mind the duck drinking juice #or do mind it idk

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this-should-do · 2 years ago

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LEGO TRAM LEGO TRAM LEGO TRAM LEGO TRAM LEGO TRAM

(most images under cut cuz,, so many,,,,)

#half life #gordon freeman #gman #adrian shephard #barney is also kind there but very far shot so not tagging him properly #ponderingradioactivedecay #also do not mind htat gmans smooking afat one in these shots #i kinda forgor to take it out of his hands but its fine and very funny lol #so proud of this one im putting it in the main tags #lego tram be upon ye

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angels-heap · 9 months ago

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Another one of the AO3 comment hall of fame. None of these words are in the Bible.

#K talks #I don't think my response to this commenter adequately conveyed how funny their comment was or how much joy it brought me #they posted this 12 hours after they finished the fic and taught me some cursed new words #legendary 10/10 thank you so much #(also yes. he (barney) very much did do that.)

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kiwiana-writes · 1 year ago

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Fake fic title - Challenge Accepted

Title: Challenge Accepted

Summary: Alex narrows his eyes, shoving the rag he's holding in the back pocket of his jeans. If Fox thinks his sad little soc vibes give him a chance in hell of beating Alex in a drag race, he's got another thing coming.

[Fake Fic Ask Game]

#ask meme response #fake fic ask game #anonymous #this one was made infinitely more difficult by the fact that all I could hear was barney stinson lol #would a how i met your mother au work? no #did I think about it anyway? yes #anyway don't ask me how we got from there to grease-esque car racing #because I truly do not know

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vaugarde · 2 years ago

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i dont wanna sound like a person thats like “if a character is mean then theyre written poorly” but truly what makes or breaks a villain to me is whether or not youre supposed to find them complex and well intentioned deep down and they obviously arent

#idk what it is abt dr connal from reborn tbh bc like. TECHNICALLY the game doesnt try to say he was a well meaning person #or that his tragic backstory inherently means he was good deep down or anything #i think part of what ruins him is just his entire character just being made up for shock value and depth was forced on him out of nowhere #and also that multiple characters use him as a way to say ''uwu everyone deserves forgiveness and trust no one deserves what he went through #i mean like. i LIKE vengeful villains. i like characters who are evil out of revenge or pettiness #and have vicious acts of evil that solidify them as an antagonist #and yes i do like villains that are well intentioned deep down and arent just static villains who were born evil or something #but like... idk connal doesnt feel like that he feels like a character that youre meant to find compelling and tragic even if hes a villain #but bc hes a literal child abuser who is heavily implied to have SA'd one of his child victims all attempts to paint him as tragic are hollo #really reborn overall is a game that desperately wants to portray itself as deep and complex and mature #but in actuality is just pretentious and shallow with a moral that aligns itself more withgoddamn barney the dinosaur #which is ''uwu everyone deserves forgiveness and youre mean if you don't forgive. everyone was just sad!''#echoed voice #sorry for the reborn posts. eve is replaying it so its on the mind

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waloeders · 8 months ago

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still ill but powered through work meeting can i get a yahoo and a barnabas kiss

#jupiter.speaks #> shouting yellij my head feels like jelly n i get dizzy when i stand up this is so silly !#> i almost didnt go but i thought fuck it i dont want them to b like oh ur ill today? outta ya monies....#> like girl... plsd. when am i ever fully off. u told me off last ye for not usin my holiday hrs properly lmao #> whagever. barney get over here im love u n need u. thanks man. sweetheart. beloathed. loml. all of the above ? check #> so many things i wanna do but stupid ill. ill stop now prommy. nap time

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samaraxmorgan · 6 months ago

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Crack JJK headcanons but it’s all early 2000s uncle Sukuna:

The spiritual successor to Crack JJK headcanons based on nothing but vibes. Send me your own silly headcanons I would absolutely love to read them!!

2003-2007

He desperately tried to make Yuuji’s first word be “fuck.”

He got so sick and tired of having to watch the same Barney VHS tape while babysitting that he ripped the film out and blamed it on toddler Yuuji.

Yuuji always begs him to draw his tattoos on him every time he babysits.

One time toddler Yuuji broke Sukuna’s flip phone in half. Sukuna was too impressed to be mad at him for it.

2008-2013

He brought five year old Yuuji to a Slipknot concert and had him up on his shoulders with big noise cancelling headphones on… and also “forgot” to ask Jin permission to bring him beforehand.

He tried to do a trick on Yuuji’s razor scooter and accidentally broke it.

He took Yuuji with him to Warped Tour.

He got really embarrassed when Jin showed Yuuji his high school yearbook photos of him with a mohawk.

He has a leather jacket with pins and patches all over it and Yuuji LOVES wearing it when he comes over.

2014-2017

He cut Yuuji’s hair when he got into middle school and told Jin “I’ll be damned if my nephew has a bowl cut.”

When Yuuji got into a fight at school he asked him “did you win?” When Yuuji said yes he took him to get ice cream.

He had a white iPhone and dropped it, cracking the glass on the back; Yuuji colored in the cracks with neon pink sharpie.

The first time Yuuji snuck out Sukuna chewed him out when he got back home, telling him “I don’t care if you sneak off, but you fucking tell me next time.”

Whenever Yuuji gets in trouble at school, Sukuna is always the one to pick him up because the principal is afraid of him.

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