#samaras yapping

[samaraxmorgan]

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

[samaraxmorgan]

Crack JJK headcanons but it’s all early 2000s uncle Sukuna:

The spiritual successor to Crack JJK headcanons based on nothing but vibes. Send me your own silly headcanons I would absolutely love to read them!!

2003-2007

He desperately tried to make Yuuji’s first word be “fuck.”

He got so sick and tired of having to watch the same Barney VHS tape while babysitting that he ripped the film out and blamed it on toddler Yuuji.

Yuuji always begs him to draw his tattoos on him every time he babysits.

One time toddler Yuuji broke Sukuna’s flip phone in half. Sukuna was too impressed to be mad at him for it.

2008-2013

He brought five year old Yuuji to a Slipknot concert and had him up on his shoulders with big noise cancelling headphones on… and also “forgot” to ask Jin permission to bring him beforehand.

He tried to do a trick on Yuuji’s razor scooter and accidentally broke it.

He took Yuuji with him to Warped Tour.

He got really embarrassed when Jin showed Yuuji his high school yearbook photos of him with a mohawk.

He has a leather jacket with pins and patches all over it and Yuuji LOVES wearing it when he comes over.

2014-2017

He cut Yuuji’s hair when he got into middle school and told Jin “I’ll be damned if my nephew has a bowl cut.”

When Yuuji got into a fight at school he asked him “did you win?” When Yuuji said yes he took him to get ice cream.

He had a white iPhone and dropped it, cracking the glass on the back; Yuuji colored in the cracks with neon pink sharpie.

The first time Yuuji snuck out Sukuna chewed him out when he got back home, telling him “I don’t care if you sneak off, but you fucking tell me next time.”

Whenever Yuuji gets in trouble at school, Sukuna is always the one to pick him up because the principal is afraid of him.

[megumiluvv]

AAAAA TROUBLE AND SIT ON IT IM SO EXCITED!!!! Also I ABSOLUTELY read “SIT ON IT!!!” In Steve Harvey’s voice from that one video ALSKSKSK!!!

Okay so tell me the VISIONNN with Trouble I am SO INTRIGUED!!! You know I love me some modern Sukuna hehe <3

LMAOOO THATS WHAT I IMAGINE AND I CANT EVER CONTINUE IT FOR TOO LONG BC I HEAR STEVE HARVEY😭😭😭

Okay, sooo… for Trouble, Sukuna is (obviously) nothing but trouble. I’m sort of going college au and you both happen to take the same history class. Start of a new semester, he’s ready for the same old stuff, making fun of the nerds and goody-two-shoes students in his class, and of course his twin brother Yuji (I love the brothers aus), and breaking things the university has to replace later (they somehow never find the culprit), but is caught off guard when he sees some new transfer student (you switched majors) in his desk (there’s no names, so is it really his desk?). After an argument over the desk (which you and your attitude win), he sits on the other side of you and that seems to be the end of the story. But then group projects are announced. You happen to be in Sukuna’s group, as well as Yuji since you all sat near each other and the professor wanted to be simple. You work at the cafe where Sukuna and his brothers “study” (Yuji is the only one studying, Choso has already graduated), and they show up to discuss plans for the project. Sukuna is leaving trash on the floor purposely to piss you off and not contributing to the conversation while Yuji maps out the plan for the project. They eventually leave and you clean Sukuna’s trash mess and close up the shop. You didn’t expect mr. troublemaker to be leaning against the wall of the building and waiting on you. You’ve heard from old classmates about him, before you had changed your major, he seems to be a menace, everyone basically giving you advice to not talk to him. Like a warning label. Too bad you don’t read those. And he just knows what to say to make you indulge in his troublesome plans.

Tldr; sukuna is trouble, you attract trouble. <3

[samaraxmorgan]

If u don’t love U don’t deserve

me at my me at my

[arale2126]

random Cherik yapping while watching Doctor Strange 2

I was legit like 🤣that black turtleneck

while going up against WANDA aka. Erik's daughter

also about this clip

when Wanda reaches for Charles, i can't help but remember my own fic idea (summary: Onslaught manifests as twins Wanda-Jean)

also reminds me of Samara reaching up from the well in The Ring

anyway

i swear i chose Wanda-Jean as Cherik's daughters for the fic for the Yin-Yang comparison of powers, before knowing that Charles dies on-screen because of both of them (The Last Stand i knew about and didn't catch up with MCU movies in general and DS2 in particular until yesterday) you have to trust me

ALSO ALSO

Wanda just thunks her children into life

similar to how Charles conjures Onslaught

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

also

the truth is

my original plan was to watch MCU films involving Wanda to get a feel of the character for my own fic

and somehow

things just … align so well (?)

for that

*gesture arms wildly

honestly didn't expect Charles and Wanda would have that much interaction before she kills him lol

and look at this

Wanda sets a farm for retirement (air quotes)

truly goes "Old Magneto has a farm"

like father like daughter

edit: the dreams as multiverse idea gets used but hey, it's a close association so i'm not too upset about that

[twohundredpower]

「 GET TO KNOW YOUR RP PARTNER! 」

( repost, please don’t reblog )

「BASICS」

▐ NAME: bee! ▐ PRONOUNS: she/they ▐ SEXUALITY: bi ▐ TAKEN OR SINGLE: taken ▐ FIVE FACTS:

i love a lot of series by CLAMP and can yap about them for hours (while also dunking on them)

i'm getting married in FIVE MONTHS WHAT THE HECK

i'm double jointed in my shoulders and can crawl on the floor like samara from the ring LOL

i can floss and actively try to teach my friends how to do it

if you've never played a game from the company supergiant i will buy them for you

「EXPERIENCE」

▐ HOW LONG (YEARS/MONTHS): almost 20 years at this point. god help me ▐ PLATFORMS USED: tumblr is what i've been using for the last decade and a half, but i got started on neopets, then gaiaonline! i've also tried jcink a couple of times ▐ BEST EXPERIENCE: gosh, SO many. there's honestly too many to count, but above all i am so grateful for the many friends i've made over the years!! i've met a lot in person and have kept in touch with my closest ones for nearly 16 years. i am so thankful for all of them!

「MUSE PREFERENCES」

▐ MALE/FEMALE/OTHER: mostly male/masculine leaning, but i've written quite a few female muses in the group before! ▐ FAVORITE FACECLAIM: usually it's watanuki, but i've been liking suu a lot lately (probably because i'm considering apping her) ▐ FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT: GIMME THAT HURT/COMFORT BABY ▐ PLOTS OR MEMES: both! ▐ LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: i enjoy both, and actively try to write less most of the time, but i ramble SO often i am so sorry ▐ BEST TIME TO WRITE: honestly, when i can dedicate a whole day to doing it is when i enjoy it best; it takes a lot of energy for me to write recently so i don't like having distractions/other tasks i need to worry about. but otherwise, i like to once it's gotten quiet after a long day, so the evening usually! ▐ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSES: i think i have himbo energy yeah (but generally, i think i am in small ways? i always lean towards muses who mean a lot to me personally so!!)

[samaraxmorgan]

Omg Quinn I know ur gonna creep on my answers ur SO obsessed with me (I creeped on yours)

im over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings (17 in my body but pierced 20 times) / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / rbf / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language (barely)/ i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read (<- fanfics lol) / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone / i have a best friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

Got like the whole board ASKAKAK

Yes pressure tags DO IT: anyone who thinks this looks fun or can clear them all hehe

tag game 🤭

rules: color the sentence that's true about you

i’m over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don’t often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i’ve never dated anyone / i have a best friend i’ve known for over five years / i am an only child

this is a whole lot of yellow lmfao

no pressure tags: @marthawrites @schniiipsel @aemonddtargaryen @aemondsbabe @adragonprinceswhore @arcielee @black-dread @lovelykhaleesiii @aemondsbabygirl @valeskafics @connorsui

[anonil88]

The Haunting of Bluetooth House ep. 1 &2 react

As always spoilers ahead:

Their story is so sad already and the estate keeper she seems so nice, same with the chef. The gardener is also really nice but cautious.

Betting Luke is now that boyfriend but the boyfriend is a ghost not a real person.

I love these kids they are weird and strange but ugh they are precious.

Dang she really is locked in this big ass closet but she's claustrophobic I'm guessing.

What the fuck, there was a reason they did that....

Tf is behind the doll under the dresser. Hill house has me looking for hidden ghosts.

Um why the fuck are the door just wide open.

Okay episode 2 here we go:

This estate is big as fuck.

Flora is so dang sweet omg.

Leave that creepy ass samara looking ass doll in the shoot. I'd of burned that doll long ago. No see its just sitting there, id of burned it.

I hate dolls like can we not do this ugh. Ugh wall of dolls.

This is the 70s right.

What is this, how to kill demons 101, is this really catholic school? Divination???

NOOOOOOOO....wait are spirits talking to him? Miles is like i "didnt" want to kill myself okay, awwww his friend knew he did though.

Nooo Miles nooo if you wanted to go home you should have just said so.

Not the birdy noooo.

I think he's possessed. Oh fuck I was thinking it was odd how she isn't eatting anything that we see.

She is a great caretaker so far.

Aww Flora looks like a baby version of her.

Ooo panic attack, the gardener 🥺

Long shots are so unnerving.

Wait is his father inhabiting his body?

Oh her demons are following her, so she is running.

Oh Owen how corny you are.

Do not trust Miles, that's not Miles.

UM SHE POPPED IN THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL. Watch them all be fucking ghosts i swear.

Hell no I aint playing no fucking hide and go seek in this big ass house.

Oh noooo....lmfao Flora said cut all that yapping now.

Aw shit there he is, and he obviously was the last keepers lil ghostie demon boyfriend. And of course he's possessing this kid....sigh

[embercrested]

LOCAL BOG LADY HAS FEELINGS!

Ah, 2019. What a year. What a shitty year, healthwise. My mental health has taken a turn for the worse and my depression is still kicking my ass as I write this, and yet? This won’t be me yapping on. 

2019 was also the year I joined the WoW RPC here. I was a bit iffy and also somewhat terrified of joining, since joining a new RPC is always difficult and scary. Especially, when you’ve been in a single one for the whole time you’ve been playing on here.

You guys not only welcomed me with open arms, but you have been some of the kindest and supportive people on here. I feel shabby that I haven’t really been able to return this, considering my long bouts of absence - again, due to university and my mental health being horrible this year which needs me to consider which battles to fight and write. You guys are a fantastic community and I love each and every one of you, because your writing is so beautiful - each and everyone one of you brings something to the community which makes it just beautiful to just read.

I can’t promise that 2020 will be better. But I surely hope so. 

A few people who I annoyed into talking and probably forgot to reply, but whom I love dearly...

@necroarchy/ @acherys : You are my favourite goth. I love Arthas, because you write him both as this terrifying creature but at the same time it’s so easy to crack? Undaddy. And Zoen, well, she is Lucy’s weird undead sister now. I don’t make the rules. I love her, I love Arthas and I love talking to you OOC! @diguerra : I am always in AWE of how beautiful you write. Every single one of your muses, you just have the voice down immediately and your style just enhances how well you understand every muse you write. And you’re also such a kind presence on the dash. Thank you. @perspicacicus : While I don’t know any of your other muses, Taelia is an absolute fave! I love how you write her and we definitely need more shenanigans. @fractalmind : We met on the other side and while we’re still SUPER BUSY with our lives, you still remain one of my favourite people here. I will deliver that Dragon Age AU, and also give Nimue some more love, promise! @terraforged : I need to get a move on when it comes to our thread, because holy shit, I need Ghostbusting buddies! You write Wrathion so perfectly, every single sentence drips with that smug bastard and I absolutely adore it. @lady-proudmoore : We need to talk! Because honestly, your Jaina is beautiful. I love that you spice up memes with other canon characters too, it makes your writing even more... alive!? Also Jaina showing baby Lucy magic is canon. I’d love to develop them more! @ingenixre​ : I’m always sad that we only seem to meet when I’m on the cusp of disappearing again, because you are so lovely and Samara is also so beautiful. I love the energy and mood we have going on in our few threads and I’d love to write more.! @gilneans​ : Tess and Lucy need to hand out more. Ladies that get no love from canon deserve more, and  @gilneamanes​ : I’ve loved Liam since the Cata Beta and you managed to make me love him more! I can’t wait to read what you write! @loyaltyvalue : HAHA BINCHI u thought I had forgotten you? NOPE. Saving the best for last. We’ve been talking daily for about two years now and you’ve really become one of my closest friends here. Our daily clownery is what really keeps me going through the day sometimes, and I don’t need to tell you how much I adore your boys? WELL. I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. And the fact that you made a WoW verse without knowing anything and I want it to be canon? WOWOWOWOWOW. I love you. So much.

And people whom I haven’t talked to enough but I always adore seeing on the dash:

@fatesblades​ / @lightsblade​ / @ladywindrunner​ / @arcanacracy​ / @holiyth​ / @nightscng​ & @lichrisen​ / @sunrunnerrs​ / @rctchild​ / @anierous-sunblade​ / @redeeming-sun​ / @kinguponthesea​

[samaraxmorgan]

IM GONNA PASS OUT

recent comm for heianeras on twt ☆

[aprilyawirananda]

Pernikahan Bervisi Samara dan Tangguh

Pernikahan adalah ibadah terlama, yak karena pernikahan dimulai dari akad terucap hingga ajal memisahkan. 

Bisa dibayangkan bukan, bagaimana jika alasan dan pondasinya tidak kuat?

ibarat bangunan tentu tidak akan berlangsung lama. 

Alasan dan pondasinya pun tidak boleh sembarangan , harus kuat dan yang selalu relevan dengan perubahan zaman. Apa itu? Allah.

Sbuah keluarga adalah organisasi terkecil dalam rantai kehidupan ini. Tentunya Organisasi memerlukan visi dan misi bukan?

3 Visi Keluarga yang Harus dimiliki sebuah keluarga 

1. Visi Internal , yaitu menjadi Keluarga SaMaRa Bahagia 

seperti yang tertera dalam qs Ar Rum ayat 21 ya, 

ketenangan akan membawa kebahagian. 

2. Visi Eksternal, yaitu SOsial Peradaban 

qs al Furqan 74, 

Dan orang orang yang berkata: "Ya Tuhan kami, anugrahkanlah kepada kami isteri-isteri kami dan keturunan kami sebagai penyenang hati (kami), dan jadikanlah kami imam bagi orang-orang yang bertakwa. Referensi: https://tafsirweb.com/6330-quran-surat-al-furqan-ayat-74.html

yap, menjadi pemimpin orang orang yang bertakwa , lalu mencetak generasi emas atau minimal bisa menjadi orang yang bermanfaat untuk orang lain .

3. Visi Akhirat, yaitu Reuni di Surga 

Hai orang-orang yang beriman, peliharalah dirimu dan keluargamu dari api neraka yang bahan bakarnya adalah manusia dan batu; penjaganya malaikat-malaikat yang kasar, keras, dan tidak mendurhakai Allah terhadap apa yang diperintahkan-Nya kepada mereka dan selalu mengerjakan apa yang diperintahkan. Referensi: https://tafsirweb.com/11010-quran-surat-at-tahrim-ayat-6.html

Peliharalah dirimu dan keluargamu dari api neraka ya gaes, biar ketemuan disurga! tambahin doanya, biar bisa kumpul di surga sama Rasulullah SAW!

Lalu setelah ada visi dan misi apakah akan lancar jaya seperti jalan tol?

Tentu tidak fergusso, ini didunia tempatnya ujian dan semua hanya senda gurau belaka, 

Ujian adalah mutlak. Cinta dalam sebuah keluarga pun pasti diuji dengan persoalan, makanya cinta PERLU IMUNITAS, bukan sterilisasi masalah~

Visi Rumah Tangga SaMaRa adalah sebuah jalan terjal perjuangan bukan jalan tol. 

Makanya keluarga tangguh HARUS diusahakan, salah satunya menguatkan bonding suami istri, 

3 langkah mengokohkan bonding suami istri

1. Visi spiritual, BONDING TERKUAT, semua yang dikembalikan ke Allah dan surga pasti akan kokoh

2. Cinta sebagai pilihan sadar , passwordnya AKU MENCITAINYA , MESKIPUN

3. Bonding Tujuan pernikahan , tuujuan diri dilebur menjadi tujuan bersama yang kuat kelak akan membuat daya juang kuat pula, 

6 karakter keluarga tangguh 

1. Apresiasi dan Afeksi 

2. Komitmen terhadap Keluarga 

3. Komunikasi Efektif dan POSITIF 

4. Menikmati Waktu Bersama 

5. Spiritual Well Being 

6. Mampu menyelesaikan konflik 

SO, pas ditanya kapan sama orang2 gausah galau gaes, fokus aja mempersiapkan hal2 yang perlu disiapkaaan, bismillah gogo herooo 

[zraporuajans-blog]

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[samaraxmorgan]

Crack JJK headcanons based on nothing but vibes:

I never see headcanons that aren’t smut/romance based so I decided to post some of mine that make me laugh!! :) if you have any goofy headcanons pleeeease add them in a rb/reply I would LOVE to read them!!!

Gojo is sick and tired of people telling him he looks like Jack Frost.

Yuuji’s favorite game as a kid was Kirby Air Ride on the GameCube.

Inumaki runs the Dril account on Twitter.

Choso asked Yuki for K-Goth recommendations but she thought he said K-Pop, he ended up unintentionally getting really into BlackPink.

Megumi refuses to tell anyone (especially Gojo) that he likes My Chemical Romance because he already gets called emo enough.

Higuruma had a flip phone until 2016.

Gojo called Geto the n word one time in high school and Meimei still won’t let him live it down.

Choso sends Yuuji sibling TikToks (like “when you and your brother have opposite vibes”) and says “this is us.”

Nobara is the worst driver out of the first years (which is scary because Yuuji can’t shouldn’t drive).

Nobara has an early 2000s bug and she put eyelashes on the headlights.

Yuuji drives a Jeep Wrangler and audibly says “skrrrt” every time he makes a sharp turn even if no one else is in the car.

Nanami never watches the TikToks Gojo sends him (and it offends Gojo so much).

Choso knows how to do trad goth makeup and he’s actually insanely good at it.

Since Gojo can see through his eyelids, sometimes he accidentally sleeps with his eyes open and wakes up with a massive migraine because of it.

Yaga ends every email with “Sent from my iPhone.”

Choso is really interested in watching fish, he could sit in front of a fish tank and just watch a fish swim around for hours like he’s in a trance.

Megumi is a total metal head and goes unexpectedly hard in a mosh pit.

Yuuji was genuinely devastated when mango Juul pods were discontinued.

Gojo has a Bitmoji and uses it constantly (to the point where it’s kinda cringey).

Meimei has a standard poodle.

Whenever someone sends Higuruma a meme he’ll just reply with a thumbs up or thumbs down emoji based on if he thought it was funny or not.

Nobara hit a curb so hard she popped her tire, and Maki had to drive out and change it for her.

[samaraxmorgan]

Leavings tags wasn’t enough, I had too many ideas

Nail tech Choso who gets so focused when he’s painting your nail art, his face is mere inches from your fingers as he steadily holds the needle-thin brush to paint intricate designs. If you really pay attention you can feel him breathe softly against your fingers, and how often he holds his breath while painting a particularly long line.

Nail tech Choso who custom orders nail polish colors he knows you’ll love because he just can’t get enough of seeing how your face lights up when he tells you he has new colors in stock.

Nail tech Choso who thinks it’s so cute how over the course of your time seeing him, you’ve become so accustomed to his process for doing your nails. The moment you hear the LED lamp beep you immediately pull your hand out and place it in his palm without skipping a beat, you always ask him if he’s using a new product when you don’t recognize the bottle, you’ll ask him “why didn’t you start with my pinky this time?” when he (purposely) starts painting on a different finger to see if you’ll notice.

Nail tech Choso who loves when you book your appointments later in the evening, you always stay late with him while he sweeps up the floors and he always insists on walking you to your car because “it’s so dark outside,” jokingly holding up a cuticle pusher and saying he’ll “protect you with this!” He won’t admit it but he knows you’re perfectly safe, he just wants any excuse to spend more time with you.

Nail tech Choso who can still remember how tense you were the first time you came into the salon, and smiles to himself seeing how comfortable you’ve become over time. He loves the way that your eyes flutter shut as he gently runs his fingers down the back of your hand, lavender lotion making his fingers glide easily across your skin as he wraps his long fingers around your wrist, turning it slightly so that your palm is facing the ceiling as his thumb rubs soothing circles into your hand.

I saw someone say nail tech choso awhile ago

☆ nail tech choso who doesn't look like he'd work in a nail shop. I'm thinking a family member owns it and he just works there when he needs a quick buck. You're skeptical when you first see him. He doesn't look like your usual nail techs, his arms are covered in tattoos and his wrists are hidden behind bracelets and spikes. But the soft smile he gives you melts all your worries away, even if he fucks up your nails you'd have made a new friend out of it and that was enough for you.

☆ nail tech choso who you tell all about your life. Got a bad grade? He's the first to hear. Arguing with your friend? He's going to hear you out and side with you every time. He's filled in on every aspect of your life, and somehow manages to recall every detail.

☆ nail tech choso who's genuinely the best nail tech you've ever had. Probably because he knows you so well, he's able to execute every design and exactly how you have it in your head. You hate it when he's not working because no one else in the shop can do your nails quite as well as him. He makes sure your nails are always perfectly even, and his designs are always precise. And he never charges you extra for the rhinestones and charms.

☆ nail tech choso who you might have a tiny crush on

[samaraxmorgan]

“Would you still love him if he was a worm” baby I just found out I still love him as a puddle

[samaraxmorgan]

What are y’alls insane jjk ending predictions I’ll go first:

The last panel of the manga will be Sukuna’s eyes appearing on someone’s face