#why so penis

[frogchampart]

the jonkler

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[houseswife]

infinitely funny that wilson turned vegetarian while house was in prison to show that he’s moving on with his life and is capable of making personal changes that don’t revolve around his boybestfriend situationship but then the MINUTE they reunite he’s like “let’s get dinner! I’m craving MEAT 😋😋’. what kind of symbolism is this. I’m going to say a slur

[westaysilly]

what if it was called the summer hikaru kissed yoshiki and instead of dying he kissed yoshiki

happy pride month gang 🫡

dont use/repost without permission and credits :3

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

ah yes the rpf poll between phan and *looks at smudged writing on hand* gee-doos

[samipekoe]

woke up w a vision today

[chotachica]

"Hobie and Noir duo on the next movie" this "Hobie and Noir duo on the next movie" that GUYS. PENI AND PAV. PENI "someone is going to die" PARKER AND PAVITR "Of FUN !!!" PRABHAKAR. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ON THIS ONE

[nilotheberryboy]

The fact that Gwen and Peni had to suffer seeing different versions of their dead Peter is so funny to me(they have a close relationship in my mind)

[charmac]

I do not think I'll ever get over how heavy handed the Inflates set decor was

[sasmeo-bisaster]

Au where martren comes from the same scientific lab who made fusions sniffermyfeet and piglinmynose and run off to find ren and martyn since they are the people they heard their dna comes from

Ren and martyn end up having to take care of their a bit weird dna abomination of a child and maybe go back with them to recover sniffermyfeet and piglinmynose from the lab

And maybe try to ignore how these other two kids kinda look like a few of their friends cause they quite don't know how to tell grian, joel, jimmy and scar that there are two kids made with their dnas

[zombvibes]

I dunno why people make Susie and Noelle go to prom together when we all know deep down that Kris and Susie will go to prom together and Noelle would 3rd wheel. Not because I think krusie is better than suselle or anything (I mean…c’mon) But because they’re literally tied at the hip that their friendship overrides any romantic feelings they had for other people.

Case in point :

EDIT :

Since this is getting attention I have something to confess to you all :

[phanchester]

guys hold on a second... if tit tour is about them looking back at old videos and reminiscing... is that why phil quoted amazingdan? did he recently rewatch it for the tour????

[breadraccoon]

I know this will never happen, but I really wish Btsv alluded to the fact that part of the reason Peter turns himself into the lizard is because Gwen reject his romantic feelings. Just think of the layers!

Stay with me here. I promise I have an interesting take.

It’s made clear to us that she never saw her Peter romantically. Peter was family. That scene at the dinner table at the beginning of atsv is proof enough of that. Gwen already feels guilty about how that fight with Peter’s lizard self went down. She watched her best friend die. But if she also rejected his feelings, then Gwen would probably feel guilty for not giving him a chance. (That statement felt so gross to write. Hold on, let me cook real quick).

Gwen’s an empathic person. She tries to see the best in people. Like how her Dad is a cop in a corrupt system trying to do good. She can see that all he wants to do is protect people and serve justice. I can see her seeing Peter’s intentions of getting super powers as a desperate plead for attention. He was a kid bullied in school and had few good friends. Gwen was probably the only girl who gave him any attention. No matter how easily Gwen let him down, it probably made Peter feel like he was undesirable. And in Peter’s twisted mind, he thought becoming a hero like Spider-woman would make him feel desired. Tragic, but this is by no means an excuse for he did to himself. Peter turned himself into a monster and attacked his high school. Take away the superpower and Peter was a- well you know. You can try to defend him and say well he didn’t mean to turn himself into a monster. But intention can’t mean everything. Sometime you do something with good intentions and people still get hurt. That still means you did a bad thing.

The public opinion of spider-woman only turned mostly negative after Peter’s death. So now Gwen is forced to carry this wound while the public keeps stabbing in to it by barging in with their opinions. This teenage boy managed to screw Gwen over both superhero-wise and in her personal life. She was his friend. Her father talks about him like a son. The public is probably well aware of who Gwen is and her relationship to him. And all of this unwanted attention is forced on to Gwen because he couldn’t handle rejection. This screams girls who are bullied or called the b-word for rejecting guy who the public see as shy or award. The guy doesn’t not inherently deserve the girls attention. Girl have feeling and are not object to be give too.

Peter’s death makes Gwen carry around a guilt that she doesn’t deserve to have forced on to her. And this affects how she interacts with other spider-folk. She can’t help but feel a little scared of what would happen if she fully rejects an alternate dimension Peter’s attention. So she plays coy with them. She pleasant when she really wants to run for the hills. Not every Peter is in the same stage of grief. Gwen is forced to be around all these men and teenage who all have different views on their old relationship. I bet a bunch of them project their Gwen on to Spider-Gwen. She hates when they do that. Spider-Gwen is constantly made to feel like a cheap copy because she isn’t their Gwen.

Looping around to Miles, this can be another reason why she starts becoming interested in him. He respected her boundaries. She said she just wanted to be friends and he said okay. And in Atsv, on the clocktower, he stop inching his hand towards her when she shows her discomfort. He let Gwen set the pace. This is very traumatized teen. He wait for her to get comfortable. It just show how Miles see her as her own person. Someone with equal say in a relationship. And one of the few people who can see Gwen is her fullest form. She isn’t the typical book smart Gwen, but she has this love for music and gymnastics/ballet. She is artist not a scientist. Gwen may be friend with a lot of other spider-men but none treat wholly like her own. Miles see her and doesn’t see her as a victim of dying young. This is what makes their bond so much more special to her.

Adding this can add so many more layers to Gwen. Also what’s more the female experience than having to be constantly worrying about how men perceive you. It’s awful, but that just how the world works. I think if btsv could nail this, then this could be a nice way to support is own theme. Everyone has these views of Miles and who he should be. Miles decide to push forward and do his own thing. Everyone has these views of Gwen and how her life will end, but Gwen is going to keep living on and being herself.

[afterartist]

Having a good day then BOOM new Dandadan episode

[angelbambisworld]

This mf just doing anything

Anyways if I was Shannon I would force this man to be my housewife. Fuck being in the hottest band in the world, go make me another grilled cheese sandwich.