Hi I'm Thor (sofincreasingwonder) and I think vampirism is a sex thing. They/Them pronouns, 27, asexual. We're gonna make it through the next four years if it kills us.
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trust us bro.
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I’m not going to be home with Jimmy today… so enjoy this picture
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Pistachio wants to remind everyone that its okay to get a little messy from time to time :P
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You can commission your own rat paw painting here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings
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Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”
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I imagine this as a pep talk one speaks into the mirror to hype oneself up for FAR too many pride events whilst working with FAR too few spoons
text: I'm putting the L in LGBT
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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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Mister Zig man had some supervised out of cage time today. He took 3 baths and then chilled on my desk with me.
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Moisturize me
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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out
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u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this
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Sometimes people ask me 'why did you reblog your own post' and I'll answer that question with another question: why are people not giving me more attention I'm literally so funnyyy
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harry potter fans in 2025
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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm
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person who's never been aware of anything ever, sharing experiences for the first time: "this reminds me of nothing"
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