#why is this funny to me???

[ashestoshadows]

Sassy children fighting

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mudanonaito]

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[shepscapades]

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[kyofloral]

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

[waterthatsmoe]

First years shenanigans

Bonus jack

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

[etho-appreciation-acct]

congrats to falsesymmetry for becoming The First Woman ever

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[ganondoodle]

everyone always asks wheres ganondorf, and how to defeat ganondorf, but no one ever asks hows ganondorf :(