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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
#trust me if you tell the joke to someone#you will understand why it is so funny hahahaha#or you’ll think I’m crazy#BUT WHATEVER HAHAHA#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#charlie morningstar#Vaggie#angel dust
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Where do you go If I don't love you anymore? 🎶
#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 legacy challenge#ts4 screenshots#I was listening to that song and this scene popped into my head#I had to make it or my brain would explode lmao#now i'm at peace#probably Sterling recognized her but then he turned around and she was gone#he thought “I’m going crazy aren’t I?”#idk sometimes I just want to heavily edit my pics lmao today’s one of those days i guess#pollock legacy#gen5#hope pollock#sterling atcliffe by rasoyas#I don’t think I’ve ever put a couple through so much like these two lmao#Sorry my children I promise you’ll be happy someday 🤣
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just noticed a plot hole in my mcd rewrite fic, cycles of love
gonna have to go back through all the chapters to rewrite whatever snippets have it
#aphmau#no but mcd is so hard to rewrite. mainly because of something I don’t think jess gets enough credit for with her writing#the plot of mcd is composed like a stack of dominos. where every little thing#even the nonsensical and fillery and crazy things that you think don’t matter or think can be easily cropped out for sanity sake#they build on top of one another and directly lead into future plot points that hinge on the tiniest details#like. for example. when levin is born#originally I thought that was a detail that didn’t really matter so I just changed it so that Matilda gives birth to levin AFTER Vylad#saves her and puts her in Scaleswind yeah?#yeah turns out Aphmau traveling to Scaleswind to meet Matilda in the first place depends on Gene/zenix/sasha knowing what levin looks like#in order to perfectly describe him for the missing child report that Aphmau follows to Scaleswind#yknow. the fake missing child report. because Vylad is hiding Matilda and levin from them and they’re trying to find levin#which MEANS they need to know what levin looks like in order to perfectly describe him#which only would have been possible if levin had been born BEFORE Vylad rescues her and brings her to Scaleswind#so. fuck me i guess LMAO#that is to say you’ll be getting a new scene in chapter one where Garroth and Zenix meet the new baby#when I’m done fixing the chapters#wish me luckkkkk (I want to tear my hair out)
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convinced that when mike and will both tell each other about how “it’s been a year, mike!” and “the truth is is the last year has been weird” isn’t in the context of talking only about the byers move to california. considering the byers haven’t lived in california for a year, then obviously they aren’t only talking about the move. you know what has been going on for a year though? mike and el dating.
mike and el started dating in season 2 at the snowball dance in december of 1984 and we catch up with their relationship in season 4 in march of 1986. this is when mike and will both bring up how the last year has been weird and they have felt disconnected from each other. i know we have theories on time being weird and everything, but i don’t think the use of the word “year” is to hint at a screwed up timeline, but to hint that el and mike’s relationship for the past year has been a problem between mike and will’s friendship and the relationship they have with themselves. they’re both feeling disconnected from each other and in season 3, their rain fight literally shows how el begins to get in between them.
it would make sense for will to feel like mike hasn’t been as connected to him as before because in season 3 he literally expresses that in their argument! will just wants to play d&d and have his friend pay attention to him, but mike is too focused on el. mike then mentions in season 4 when they’re talking that he was “too focused on el” and relates that as a contribution as to why things have been weird between him and will. i say that throughout the past year for mike he feels it’s been weird not only because within that space of time will moved, but because he realizes that he is in fact in love with will, or at least acknowledges that what he feels for will is not what he feels for el. this explains why he wouldn’t really call or write to will, but spent most of his time writing el because that was a way for him to convince himself that he is attracted to el. hence why when will questions mike on him not writing him, mike’s immediate defense is “we’re friends. we’re friends”. just like when will calls out mike on not being a good friend and only focusing on el, mike hits him with the “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls”. like bro, your responses have absolutely nothing to do with what will is trying to communicate to you!! anyways, the problem now is that el catches on to how he actually feels because he writes “from, mike” instead of “love, mike”. he then can’t even defend why he does it except for telling el she’s “ridiculous” and that “mouth breathers” are the problem. once again, mike is not addressing the issue at hand.
so yeah, mike and will express that their relationship has been disconnected and weird for a year, not because of only the move to california, but because mike being in love with will while dating el is not working for him and el, therefore, his actions then affect will and their friendship.
#the way el mike and will are connected is crazy#one of them is always getting the aftershocks of an issue that happens between any 2 of them#i’m a big ‘there’s time fuckery going on here’ truther but i don’t believe these convos mike & will have are proof of that#i think they both say a year because mike & el’s relationship has lasted a year therefore things have been weird between them for a YEAR#like one thing about byler is you have to read in between the lines#at the face it ppl will just go ‘oh okay that’s because the byers moved’ umm no#if you go back to previous episodes and the dynamics that led up to s4 then you’ll see why they both say ‘year’#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#stranger things analysis
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honestly is this some sort of joke
like how am i supposed to go on with my day now.
#aespa coming to save the industry oh my GOD#aespa you’ll always be famous#did u see the schedule poster?????? like??????#who’s idea even was that?? HOW DID THEY EVEN THINK OF THAT#honestly 4th & 5th and even 6th gen are in safe hands with aespa around#i’m genuinely still so shocked#like this. is crazy.#just dropping this like it’s another casual wednesday for them.#HELLO#i haven’t breathed for the past 30 mins#my eyes have been blessed#😨😨😨😨😨#i’m gonna rewatch launch code for the 6th time now bye#aespa.
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Also also Ravio probably has pictures of Hilda that he shouldn’t have but he somehow got copies of em or something and they’re hidden behind a curtain, or in his diary. Kinda like marinette from ml
omg no I hate marinette 🫣<-closest emoji that I could find to describe putting my head in my hands all embarrassed like. But like, I can see him trying to snap pictures of Hilda, trying to be secretive. Hilda’s 100% aware of what’s he’s doing and finds it very amusing. She sometimes purposefully poses when she knows Ravio taking a picture of her “secretively,” but is trying to act natural about it so he doesn’t catch on. They’re both weirdos your honor.
#fever answered#isasan347#okay I’m being a bit hyperbolic about hating marinette but she genuinely made me so uncomfortable and the show is just. I can’t ha#great now I’m thinking of an LUxML crossover/au. why am I like this. why do I wanna make kwamii(idk spelling) designs now#ugh I have made one already that I never posted about or use. I can repurpose that. Maybe change a few colors but I can do that.#who’s a jackal#um#oh oh legend and Ravio can be like twin hares#cause 1)rabbits reproduce like crazy 2) their rabbit theming 3)there are many sayings involving two hares like#if you chase after two rabbits you’ll end up catching none#and the famous mulan one#no no I can’t make another AU you can’t do this to meeee#…#I’ll just put this in the idea bin for later#save for later#I guess#so many tags I’ll shut up now
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It’s always so funny to me when someone can’t tell the difference between an actor who’s over the top and an actor who is doing an intentionally over the top performance. The former can be super aggravating, I get it—but the latter can be so goddamn effective. Especially when you know the actor already, know they’re fully capable of giving normal human facial expressions and chill line deliveries. And they’re out here doing The Absolute Most all of a sudden? It’s for a reason, dude. It’s almost always for a reason. And once you can see past the camp on the surface, it’s so much fun digging in to what emotions the character is actually hiding.
#this is mainly about servant (and to a lesser degree YJ)#like Ambrose in servant is (pardon me) serving SUCH a chaotic performance#but having known her for decades I know full well that’s on purpose#Dorothy is over the top because she HAS to be. because she’s built walls so high around her own grief that the denial comes out in Crazy#and she fully thinks she’s the only one paying attention. the only sane one in the room.#you get glimpses of her being ‘normal’ in flashbacks#still a little Much. still a product of wealth and expectation. detached from reality to a degree.#but the character she becomes after the tragedy is. A Character.#it’s not the woman she was before. she bricked that woman up. she’s taken her performance from television and made a baby blanket out of it#it’s so. so intentional.#and you sort of get a similar thing going with Hewson in early eps of YJ#totally different starting block. Van doesn’t start out traumatized. but she does start out Big#she’s loud she’s silly she’s being intentionally wacky to get laughs out of people#and some of it comes off a little cringe. because it’s a kid playing a role#this is how you like me. I’m gay. I’m butch. I’m hiding.#if I’m a jester you’ll see what I want you to and nothing more. that’s the plan. it’s working. don’t look at the goalie.#not as a person.#but as the show goes on (or as she’s spending time with taissa) she slows down some. quiets. she’s snarkier. holding tension differently.#Hewson starts the performance at an 11 so they can really delve into who Van becomes when the mask is off#when there’s no point in playing the class clown#when it’s like. ah yeah. here’s the kid who grew up too fast.#here’s the kid who’s scared to death. and angry. and willing to fight to live.#it’s not an overacting thing. it’s VAN overacting to keep her secrets#watch the face so you miss what the hands are doing#actors man. actors are fucking cool. storytelling is fucking cool.#deconstructing the illusion is my favorite thing#(anyway still watching servant and it’s still really. Something Else.)
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love being wide awake at 2am on a school night. good news is i’m almost done with tllr chapter 15
#feeling super inspired#like wooow wow#cannot express how inspired and motivated i feel rn#i wrote soo much#i’m having so sooooo many thoughts. i bet you’ll never guess who it’s about#it’s anton yeah#if i start talking i won’t shut up so i should probably sleep. or keep writing actually#i am a creature of the night after all#wyrms says stuff#anton oc#dreams are crazy one day i’ll be like all normal and the next i’ll be thinking so much about anton and vampires and anton being a vampire#and me being his thrall#normal stuff yk. normal people thoughts obviously#hey okay but if i actually was vampire anton’s thrall he would sooo help me sleep tonight#and like anton reminds me soo much of alexander. yes i’ve read ahead okay#i need to stop talking holy shit my brain#my brain has the zoomies tonight after binging that series#brain zoomies. vampire anton can u hypnotize me pls can u enthrall me i need to sleeep
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it’s a shame that i’ll probably never do an origins run where i spare loghain cos i really feel like i’m missing out sometimes. like why do so many people like him? i guess i’ll never really know!
#especially given my newfound love of evil cunts that i didn’t have last time i played (over two years ago)#to be clear the only reason i’ll probably never spare him is not lack of wanting to#it’s lack of wanting to play origins in general. i’m exclusively a console player. it’s borderline unplayable#if i ever replay it will only be to finally make a warden oc and solidify my worldstate#which doesn’t even matter anymore because. veilguard.#anyway! ‘you’ll have to forgive me if i close my eyes and think about my dead wife’ is crazy. hysterical. funny guy of all time#your daily dose of idiocy
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wait that idea is making me lose it pep comes over to hang out one day and he’s like guys. I need you to not die. and they’re like?? aha ofcourse bud no problem. and he’s like (700 years of life experience and has watched several friends die) (probably just lost simon or finn and is raw but won’t admit it any other way to his wizard friends) no I mean it guys. I’m going to figure out a way, to continually extend your lifespans. since I’m immortal now. no it’s ok my mom has been into immortality experimentation and the extension of life and regeneration since like forever.
like where were you when our friend died a few years back when we were kids and can you bring him back
(oh yeah lemme check with my other mom, who can do necromancy. no, I said my OTHER mom, the one who can do it without the use of potions that frequently backfire)
#not art#I feel like when I talk about this au I lose a lot of my ability to give background I’m just like you guys know what’s up#you ppl who are here for gumball. or even advtime. you know enough about the intricacies of the advtime wizard city plot#to follow this au along. I know it.#well anyways.#honestly this works in that pepperminteppi au or in just regular. he just wakes up one day like nyyahg you guys cannot die on me#(like spader did)(like other guys in my life outside the city have done)#awww pep is your Sadness kicking in? dw we have a lot of resources for that hang on#<- take me to wizard city get me the sadness and madness resources they probably have everywhere#Unless. aw fuck I’m gonna go feral. unless it’s#—Guys I got so excited about madness and sadness (unrelated to this post even!) that I think I maxed out my tags it was crazy#you shoulda been there. anyways. I just talk so much#I saved them elsewhere you’ll see my thoughts someday but not here today#adventure time#distant lands#peppermint#I guess#just to organize it
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unhinged opinion coming, but the “before I leave this world I want to know love fully” bit is so entirely out of character that I halfway believe Belle manufactured a scenario where Jack would have sex with her so that he’d then be in a fragile enough state emotionally that she could convince him to operate on her
I mean, I think she loves him. but if she wanted to throw away her reputation and possibly get pregnant she could have just run away with him like he asked. instead she had sex with him, that precise moment, and then when they were lying there naked and vulnerable she started talking to him about the literature on heart surgery.
#cate liveblogs!#I want to know love fully??#not how she talks!!#not how she makes decisions tbh!!#and like! I think he WOULD have stood firm and been like ‘no I’m not cutting you open that’s crazy you’ll die’#IF IT WEREN’T for the fact that Fagin’s scheme is making it so he’s running out of time AND the fact that they slept together!!
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hattie’s thing went off the rails but whatever ig.
🦎 gecko springs — a nice little town that was always getting infested with those pests. not anymore, tho. it’s turned into a resort hub of sorts; cheap accommodations, good people, high acceptance rate (just don’t cause any trouble and don’t provoke the geckos tho bc they only have to deal with them once a year now), a mini trading scene.
🌵richard ‘ricky’ steele — the only authority figure in gecko springs, sherif of sorts. only got the job bc he’s seen as the person that did the most to clear the place out so they could live in relative peace. total pushover. loves music. family man. nice to everyone, but watch out.
🦂 reno steele — best friend and adopted brother. hot headed and charismatic. has expensive tastes, wears gecko hide boots. swindler. always on the run from someone or something. ricky’s right hand man, definitely the muscle. loves to start trouble.
🪳cricket — ghoul gal. pre war college student. super smart and super sharp. makes herself useful by hacking terminals, turrets and annoying robots, too old for this shit. owns the saloon / country store / inn. besties with reno.
🪙 aster ‘creed’ madden — baddie, but he has a good reason ig. despises ghouls. leader of the crusade. searching for his ghoulified son and tearing apart whoever stands in his way to do so. good guy gone bad. needs to reevaluate his life choices and move on.
#oc txt.#idk. it got crazy and i couldn’t stop so.#but anyway!#so much TJ lore to sift through bc he IS the ghoulified son creed is looking for.#no. hattie is not going to give him up. for anything.#very much you’ll have to kill me if you want him and creed is the kind to 🔫😁 okay.#gecko springs plays a big role bc that’s the one place hattie and tj stopped that was actually SAFE#other towns and settlements don’t want problems with the crusade so they tell ghouls to beat it#gecko springs will get ransacked by the crusade bc they have little spies everywhere#need to sit down and think beyond that tho.#hattie is still looking for the colony (or the collective of eden as ricky tells her it’s called)#but gets side tracked after ya know. her mom does and TJ gets snatched up by the crusade.#TJ > some people she’s never met obviously#even though i’m sure ricky — cricket — reno are definitely going to be like … siding with her to get him back idk yet. they need to#rebuild before the geckos see it as free real estate.#ricky and reno were also kids they used to run with dante’s little group of runaways / orphans#so. lore cross connection.
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Sorry for sending that Jet/Suki ask a while ago. Saw your reblog tags under some chiptrillino art and it sounded like you shipped them. We rarepairists get overeager sometimes. I’ll just leave you alone. 😅
OMG ANON NOOOOO!!!
Please don’t leave me alone!! I’m so sorry! I have been struggling to answer asks for about a week (I’m very behind but I love every single ask I get) & I did post my love for Suki x Jet (jetki? Jetski?? Idk anon idk haha) & I’ve gotten a few asks about my Jet / Suki tags - I have just been trying to find the best way to answer.
You’re not overeager at all, I’m just a slow responder & forgetful. I am sort of showing some of their compatibility in my fic LIAB, but I don’t know if they’ll end up together or just friends (we’ll see… jets gotta live)
But they are one of my favorite ships because I think they have a lot of potential (if you don’t like Jet I’d probably skip this ask)
Jet is passionate, a skilled fighter, cocky, charming, a leader, attractive, cares about people (come on now he took in a bunch of orphans and built them a treehouse I’m not arguing with anyone about this) and has a tragic backstory.
Suki is also passionate, a skilled fighter, charming, a capable and strong leader, cares about people, funny, and a beautiful girl.
I feel like Suki would have the ability to put Jet in his place and have all the skills to back herself up if he challenged her. They would compliment each other in their fighting styles as well as their banter because they both have a sharp tongue and a snarky sense of humor. They both can relate to the pressure of being in a leadership position and depending on how you see Sukis backstory they could also share the pain of losing loved ones.
I think out of everyone, Suki has the best chance at making Jet WANT to be a better person and she could give him a reason to actually fear disappointing another person. Jet would also possibly feel truly loved for the first time since losing his parents so young which might help breakdown his cold exterior and soften him a little.
I’ve always really liked them together, and I have a few fic ideas with them as one of the main ships (haha & one with Zuko third wheeling them with his silly gay self) and all sorts of ideas of how they could grow and what a future together would look like… it’s just hard for me to articulate why I like them together so I hope I did them justice by answering this ask lol.
I’m sorry if I seemed like I was ignoring you, it was never my intention to make you feel like I wasn’t interested in answering… I just don’t know how to make my thoughts make sense sometimes (ignore the fics I’m writing those don’t count) so I hope this made sense!!
#I’m so sorry anon!!#I mean I ADORE jets problematic ass#(I don’t dislike jetko I might be writing them a fic next if I can make up my stupid mind)#(fuck it I’ll do a poll & let others decide)#but I think Suki really has the chance to bring out the best in Jet#not that it’s her job#but I don’t think Jet would let her mother him either#he would support her and challenge her and train with her and push her to be a better version of herself#Suki would be his equal and partner#idk I think Jet gets a lot of hate because of his character design and his extremely flawed personality#but I see people make crazy excuses for characters all day so I think we can cut Jet some slack at time#listen anon I’ll rant to you more haha#you’ll just have to DM me#you got me posting my secrets out here on tumblr dot com haha#but again I’m sorry#oh & if anyone sends me Jet hate don’t waste your time#I don’t argue with strangers in the internet#thanks for listening#:)#ask#Jet#Suki#jetski?#haha fuck it idk their ship name#they are my actually one of my TWO rare pairs I adore#but I’m not telling my second heheheheeeee#hush pipp you no nothing
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Valentino, Vox, and Vision
Something that Valentino used to be able to handle better in their past together was the light that Vox's head put off. When they met and started their partnership, Vox's light was much dimmer and much easier to actually see.
Becoming partners with a man whose face was a light, however, was what started him wearing his sunglasses everywhere all the time. It helped him to see better than he had in eight years in Hell, though his vision still wasn't the best, any improvement was better than nothing.
As Vox improved and upgraded his head, his face grew ever brighter and even harder for Valentino to see. Once upon a time, Valentino could have fallen victim, somewhat, to Vox's hypnotism, but once his face began to brighten and it was harder and harder to see, he wasn't able to maintain that.
Now, the blue light given off by Vox's teeth is blinding for Valentino, who cannot see those winning smiles very well even with his glasses on. He struggles not to get Moon Eyes over Vox's face when he gets in close, though he doesn't often fight it.
Despite this, Vox's smile is still one of Valentino's favorite things to try to see. He loves it whenever Vox smiles at him, especially those rarer, genuine ones. He will happily deal with being blind just to know Vox is pleased with something he's done.
#HEADCANONS ➽➽➽#And If You Get In My Face Then You’ll Get A Taste Even God Would Run Son (ναℓєитιиσ)#And When His Edges Soften His Body Is My Coffin (Valentino ♡ Vox)#Catch Me If You Can With A Cigarette In Hand And It’s Love It’s Heavy And It Hurts And It’s Love (Valentino ♡ Vox)#I’ll Be Your Favorite Tune (Valentino ♡ Vox)#I Don’t Care If I’m A Guilty Pleasure For You (Valentino ♡ Vox)#We Drive Each Other Mad It Might Be Kinda Sad But I Think That’s What Makes Us Good In Bed (Valentino ♡ Vox)#And He Knows He Knows He Knows He Knows That I Can’t Resist His Ways (Valentino ♡ Vox)#Baby You’re The Highlight Of My Lowlife (Valentino ♡ Vox)#Even When I’m Crazy I’m Still Your Baby And You’re The King Of Loving Me And I’m Your Drama Queen (Valentino ♡ Vox)#You Are The One I Choose Folks Would Kill To Fill Your Shoes (Valentino ♡ Vox)#So Go And Pitch Your Fit No One Gives A Shit! Better Off If You Just Get Over It (Valentino ♡ Vox)
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UGGHHGH J JUST TOLD A HUY I LIKED HIM IMT HROWING UO SCREAMING CRYING I CANT READ JIS MESSAGE WHAG IF HE HATES ME
#also edith I know you’ll see this old don’t think I’m crazy kmao#just letting it all out on here cause I don’t feel like going and grabbing my journal lmao
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see the problem is sparrow is gilbert but think he’s vincent and lark is vincent but desperately wishes he was gilbert
#Do You See#rain rambles#sparrow is just that one scene at the beginning of ph that makes me CRAZY#where Gil asks Oz to affirm him and then Oz goes and Gil goes#okay great yaaaaaay thank you ^_^#and then never interrogates this again#I’m being a little mean I do think sparrow is a better person that Gil#but I believe he fills a similar narrative niche#dndads#go read pandora hearts and think about inaction as violence and suicide as an expression of love and maybe you’ll calm down
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