#why is he saying this. why is he so unserious

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it girl reader x patrick zweig | part four

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yourusername

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yourusername sweet moments

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yourbestieuser no way did you actually jump in

yourusername @.yourbestieuser i was so scared 😭

patrickzweig let's never leave

yourusername @.patrickzweig buy a beach house and retire?

patrickzweig @.yourusername the dream

babyyourname sooooo cute

zweignation how are they still denying it??

patrickzweig

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patrickzweig may never return to tennis

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artdonaldson thank god

patrickzweig @.artdonaldson gives you a chance

yourusername why chose the one where it looks like u hate me

patrickzweig @.yourusername u looked hot

saintart @.patrickzweig so he's just being horny on the main now? 😭

zweigology we've gone from him saying he's single two weeks ago to hard launching 😭😭

tashiduncan so cute guys !!!

patrickzweig @.tashiduncan i know

yourusername @.tashiduncan thanks baby girl 💋

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britishvogue newest it girl your name shaking up the internet from her instagram posts to latest photoshoots is a feature in this month's issue

angelyourname SHE'S BIG TIME

bbyourname WOOOWWW look at her

myyourname she's so cuteeeeee

patrickzweig that's my girl

yourusername @.patrickzweig 🥹🥹

romantizweig @.patrickzweig SORRY????????

zweignation @.patrickzweig EXCUSE ME

yourusername

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yourusername party girl era

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artdonaldson i'm still hungover

yourusername @.artdonaldson i told you that martini was a bad idea

zweiginator FUCK patrick looks so hot

patrickzweig you are the coolest girl i've ever met • ♥️ by author

angelfaceyourname couple goals ngl

zweigybaby still not used to them being hard launched

patrickgirlie @.zweigybaby no same got jumpscared when i opened insta

patrickzweigupdates

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patrickzweigupdates when asked about his relationship status, patrick confirmed his relationship with your name 😭 "she's best person i've ever met, but don't tell her i said that." WHAT IF I JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE 😭

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zweigapologist SHUT THE FUCK UP

angelartie NO HE DID NOT SAY THAT

artoftennis holy shit that's so cute 🥹

yournamegirlie I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH

zweignation he's so unserious lmao

[makomoto-chan]

Hello, pookie💋💋💋 Can I get a one shot where Fyodor is in a business relationship where he and the reader (They have a sarcastic and unserious personalty) are using each other for their own plans, and then the reader does something incredibly clever and Fyodor realizes that he is in love with them?

a/n: omg I'm so sorry this is probably the worse fanfic I've ever wrote sorry I swear I tried

no abilities AU

«I might have misjudged you.» ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

you and Dostoevsky work together since a couple of months, and he hates it. it's not about you, it's about having to work with someone at the same level as him. it's been centuries since the last time he actually considered someone as smart as him, and he doesn't like the feeling. he hates that he has to be cautious of what he says because you could use it against him whenever. he hates that he's somewhat attracted by the fact that you could earn his trust and defeat him without he even knows what's happening. no, he doesn't like you at all. well, until today.

he had a plan sonce months, and he's never told you about it buy somehow you found out. you're pressing a gun against his back, the silence of the parking lot surrounding the two of you and night takes over.

"how did you know?" he asks, his voice monotone, clearly trying to act unfazed when he's actually both annoyed and intrigued by the fact you managed to outsmart him.

"I know everything." you say, your sweet voice cheerful and disgustingly beautiful to his ears even in this situation.

"I see. A magician never reveals his(/her) tricks, I guess." despite trying to keep a serious tone, he can't totally hide the nervous tinge that takes over his voice. he can only think about how you've been so much smarter than him, that you might be the only person in the world who he considers not only at the same level but above him.

"exactly, I see you understand."

there's silence for a few minutes then he speaks up, your gun still against his back.

"my dear, may I turn around?"

"why?"

"I want to see the beautiful visage the person I finall realized is superior to me."

you chuckle "is that your way of flirting, Dotya?~"

he pauses for a moment, then his voice becomes lower, almost a whisper "I didn't inted to flirt, but I'm glad if I managed to charm you so naturally."

you blink for a moment, then start laughing. it was a genuine sound, something Dostoevsky didn't hear oftenly from you, and he has to admit it is quite a pleasant sound. he turns around to face you once he realizes you won't shoot him anymore.

"I might have misjudged you, my dear."

"is it so? and what do you think about me now?~"

"I think I might even ask you out for a date if you won't kill me."

[blossoms-phan]

✨philm club✨ rewatch - october 19th, 2015

liveshow - notes/thought yaps under the cut!

i love how they’re explaining how they do their individual liveshows to each other like im not saying they were just sat in the other room twice a week watching the other persons liveshow but like surely you have some idea of how it usually goes lmao

“im quite mellow today we’ve been in a car for a while” phil does seem like he has more mellow/chill energy in this one i imagine they were tired but also so go go go at this point resting for a second would only slow them down more

6 year friendiversary and dinof anniversary! It's so insane to me that it was only 6 years atp like this dnp was not too long after i became obsessed with them and i blinked and now its 15 years

dan “reassess your lives” and phil “i think you should be thanking them”- i think this is fascinating and ties into how today dan still automatically goes “im so sorry” when people say i've been watching you for x years and it makes us all want to shake him by the shoulders and say don't apologize silly man!!!!!!!!! take the compliment we mean it with love!!!!!!

dan exposing his ass to audience in leeds and years later during wad great stuff 

phil smacking his head on stage wow some things really don't change 

“calm down” in a silly voice from dan always reminds me of the cLaM dOWN airplane northern voice live clip 

i haven’t rewatched a liveshow in so long so much hair adjusting 

they sound so british sometimes 

“dan do you know what yaoi is” this is so funny to me you are asking the poster boy for yaoi day in 2024

looking at pics of p!atd on tumblr COME BACK TO ME TUMBLRINAA they r right btw i love pretty odd 

“dan choke me with your legs” why r u reading that. whore. see in 2015 knowing that a literal child probably said this its kinda cringe but also me with sister daniel and like all the Thigh in general these days so who am i to speak

“i like being remembered because that doesnt happen often with the celebrity folks”  :( this is sweet i know this time was A Lot and in general the radio stuff wasn't for them in the end and they appreciate that it was cool and fun but dan also mentioned how it was annoying to just be brushed off or being in a position where you're just forced to chase after all these big named people that dgaf about you but its just nice to see they noticed when they were remembered and the 1975 mention i could write an essay about 2018 dan and the album abiior

phil stopped the bus for fish and chips hehe i literally had fish and chips today this is cray. i hope they actually had them for dinner this day i would love to have a parasocial fish and chip night with them

you are pal creators :’) 

editing tips mention they are so unserious 

i am so emotionally attached to the london apartment but referring to it as “the house” when they have an actual House now is really getting to me 

aww talking about tabinof :’( i cant remember if i've talked about this before but there was hugee “drama” back in the day when it was first announced of people accusing them of selling out or some dumb shit when this wasn't another copycat youtuber ghostwritten book they poured their hearts into it as silly and fun as it was and the way dan talks about it really shows that i hope they were proud of it and still are

dan you don't really have the same hair but ok 

talking about the australian today show and they were just on it last month!! why does that make me so emo 

bitten right on the florida

bakeee offfff mention this is why i loved liveshows like just yapping about the shows they watch and cry over together

dan self aware get over it crashing out “so what he enjoys a themed drink” he is so silly dfjfkdfksfkj i love this part

can i live in that autumn moment?

rare what phil has been listening to! movie soundtracks ok king

dan being a little pretentious talking about their differing tv show opinions and phil just mocking his hand movements and giving a 2 word review their dynamic is so dear to me

Is this an unpopular opinion idk i can’t stand 3d movies  

black and blue as always

phil’s laugh and look and dan going “you cheeky little bugger” at him putting “phil and dan” on the chair page<3

hearing them talk about tour in the tatinof days when it was their first go and things like how its amazing hearing people sing to the preshow playlist in the context of like right now is soooooo as a longtime fan who yearned to attend tatinof while it was happening but couldn’t and finally actually experienced them and the magic of a dan and phil show and things like singing hot to go with phannies just a few months ago god im going to miss this era sm

the apocalypse/ai/technology tangent is scarily relevant right now and from nearly 10 years ago wow hashtag we’re all doomed

susan boyle after the amazingdan reaction video lmaoo

they were really doing the most during this era like omg so many promises of things coming soon among the tour and spooky week and book and they were literally just home for one day after being in a car for hours earlier that day like they seem in good spirits in this one and i know its just chill chatting for an hour but boys! take a breather! 

overall i enjoyed this one! i don't rewatch old liveshows a lot but this is a fun way for us all to commit to rewatching and discussing one a week bc there's always so many fun little forgotten details and i think it would be fun to continue even post break! i was very tired while watching this and somehow still wrote out this very long yappy list of notes which are really just a stream of consciousness which no one will read probably but i humbly present them anyways <3

[intersexnateriver]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[rowanoftheunknown]

Okay but no joke the fact that after ALL THAT Armand is still with Louis. Like they're together in the modern day. After ALL THAT. Like okay we knew from the beginning what was going to happen, Claudia was a ghost the entire time I KNEW THAT and I KNEW that she was killed because of and due to those fucked up men but My God. Burning in the sun is too good for him, being eaten by rats under garbage is too good for him I need Armand in the fucking. Hell dimension. Immediately. One million years CBT. Not therapy.

[macchiatosdumptruck]

At this point I don't know how to explain what protagonists are and how they work

[anna-scribbles]

regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

[detectivemiku]

what did he mean by this 😭

[thatscarletflycatcher]

One of the biggest problems of writing that Frasier post is that the logic of 90s comedies is not real life logic. It's not just that you can just pick which exaggerated thing to believe more (and sometimes you need to outright pick between two mutually excluding canon facts), but also the degree to which you believe anything. Which is fun for theorizing but also terrible for theorizing because to argue one way or another you need to create the fiction that the coherent narrative you are pointing out has value of truth in a universe where the value of truth is the rule of funny.

[yaburnaee]

listen what the fuck was s&b even going on about but it's never not funny to me that the d*rkling (derogatory) went to use The Cut (one of the rarest and most dangerous grisha moves) on kaz fucking brekker (a physically disabled human) and it just. didn't work

[emeraldwarriors]

*proceeds to lock nathan in the toilet to sit beside carol*

[cosmics-beings]

also as much as i love megatron i think that others deserved a redemption arc over him lol. i'm glad he got one, but there was always something kind of weird to me at the heavy focus on his redemption arc when others, like his victims didn't get that same love or nuance by the writing/fandom.

like starscream deserved the care and consideration of a redemption arc the same way megatron did. like yeah starscream was ruler of cybertron, but the writers weren't really committed to nay positive character growth or change. "that's just how starscream is" isn't really a good excuse when he has been shown in tons of contiuums to be a better person who at least treads the line of moral ambiguity.

prowl even deserved some type of redemption arc and not to be overly hated by megatron's fans. like a lot of people who hate prowl and hold him accountable for everything also stan and act like megatron is innocent and that he didn't cause mass genocide. like of course, megatron was a victim of abuse and slavery, he deserved to rise up against his oppressors, but he still did a lot of bad things. how come he gets to be a moral compass. megatron also got help, he had a strong support system/family that alot of other people didn't have.

i LOVE that megatron got a redemption arc but he didn't have to, IN MY OPINION, work for it that hard.

Like yes he had the trial, but he was really the master of his own fate. he got to look for the knights that didn't even exist, he got to remake his rebellion in the functionalist universe, he got to be a medic, and then when that all was done, when millions of years were given to him, then, he returned and face judgement.

i always think that people like prowl and starscream deserved a better narrative ending.

[warriorprincesstramp]

is anyone else scared but I'm really deadly serious this time. I've been getting vibes from my only straight male friend lately like I thought we were becoming closer friends but sometimes it's like there might be something going on??? and well sometimes I get scared. is anyone else scared.

[girlmetalsonic]

something that makes me so ill is thinking abt the parallels between gemerl and neo metal sonic. both of them went against eggman in a way that still caused destruction, but then when gemerl is defeated, hes reprogrammed, he gets a family, and a home. when neo is defeated, sure, theyre taken by shadow and omega, but nothing really comes of that. at the end of the day they let them go back.