#COMEDY

[badjokesbyjeff]

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him

"Oh bloody hell" says an upset Watson, "my shirt is ruined"

"Well, you got to take it up with the owner", says Sherlock calmly.

"I've no clue who the owner is!" shouts Watson, still angry.

"Well, my dear Watson", says Sherlock, "You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it's Schrödinger's cat"

[prokopetz]

Essential genres of British comedy:

Boring man grapples with absurd circumstances

Boring man is unaware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man becomes aware of the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man is aware of, but does not acknowledge, the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man's peers fail to acknowledge the absurdity of his circumstances

Boring man hyper-focuses on seemingly insignificant detail of absurd circumstances

Boring man inappropriately reacts as though mundane circumstances are absurd

Boring man's mundane faux pas provokes absurd reaction

Farts, the great equaliser

[movie-gifs]

13 Going On 30 (2004) dir. Gary Winick

[psychoplebalien]

If Cheese and Lyle fused. 👁️

[bebx]

[scoobydoomistakes]

"…you sure you went with the right expression?"

Carl the Animator: “Huh? Where?"

Ted the Animator: “On Rudolph. As they try to escape."

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, why?"

Ted the Animator: “Because… they're supposedly terrified?"

Carl the Animator: “Well, duh. They think they're about to be eaten."

Ted the Animator: “…"

Carl the Animator: “…"

Ted the Animator: “…look, I'm just gonna level with you. Rudolph's high."

Carl the Animator: “…oh dear lord you're right."

Ted the Animator: “Yyyyyeah."

Carl the Animator: “Abject horror, munchies kickin' in… it's all the same thing."

[doghowto]

Zazu loves to race! 😄 Follow me for more fun dogs!

[worldofanonymity]

Umm...

😬 🙈

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[thedankmemes]

[tinyideastuff]

This guy won’t leave

[travelingtwentysomething]

🎄REBLOG🎁

heeppy hoolida

[dailyflicks]

THE HOLIDAY (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers

[creelarke]

Me entering 2025

Source

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[jumpingjellyfishhaha]

Facts.

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"