#COMEDY

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?

He heard marriage is a union.

[samreich]

learned a LOT today

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

tumblr, the strongest soldier

[thedankmemes]

[dailyflicks]

SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959 — dir. Billy Wilder

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Cunk on Life (Charlie Brooker & Al Campbell, 2025)

[badjokesbyjeff]

My friend had a surgery to transition from a man to a woman. I asked "of all the things they cut, what hurt the most?"

"The salary", they said.

[veluigi]

thanks Limmy

[thedankmemes]

[luna-mermaid]

It’s not the same.

[horrorme]

Night of the Creeps, 1986

[knowledgecat247]

And this is art!

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[blisked-starkhalis]

Who's excited for Season of Radiance?

Sky: Children of the Light belongs to thatgamecompany The Radiance and Hollow Knight belong to TeamCherry

[inho-gihun]

not them feeding the players AND THE FUCKING FRONT MAN the bread the salesman stomped on I’m fucking crying sksksksskskskskksskssks

(Source)

not him eating it not knowing please 😭😭😭😭

[miaoua3]

Weird Shit Svt Does/Loves In The Bedroom

had this thought just now while eating so here it is😭 don’t take this too seriously for legal reasons THIS IS A JOKE GUYS

scoups: having you claw at his ass while he’s fucking you three ways into sunday (dont ask why)

jeonghan: taking a break mid second round for a quick snack

joshua: food play but instead of like whipped cream or something like that he wants to bring a whole ass macaroni and cheese😭

jun: maid outfits and cat ears.

hoshi: he heard one time about omega verse and he hasn’t let you breathe ever since

wonwoo: you dressing up as his favourite character from his favourite game except its not sexy at all and they’re in a full body armour instead

woozi: silent sex (???😭 like bae im not sure if you know but it definitely shouldn’t be silent)

minghao: fucking in a botanical garden??? idk bro he’s not that weird. i think…

mingyu: the whole “first man on the moon and an alien” roleplay😭

dk: teacher-student roleplay but he wants to be the student

seungkwan: makes a competition out of sex as to who can be louder

vernon: casually watching tv while fucking and halfway through stopping so he can focus on the plot

dino: fucking in the bathroom except he slips and almost falls every time (he will never learn his lesson smh)