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bg3 the princess bride au ⚔️ no idea who vizzini would be
#someone said raphael but he is too tall#the good thing of art its i dont have to think of the logistic of how this would work i just do pics#this is cause my gf saw me rebloging princess bride gif and said “oh i see why you like wyll” AHAHAHA#also for the sake of transparency i did a lot of tracing screenshots#bg3#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#wyllach#wyll ravengard#karlach#karlach cliffgate#astarion#astarion ancunin#minsc#minsc and boo#minsc of rashemen#withers#withers bg3#cazador szarr#enver gortash
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my inbox was at 200+ not too long ago, wowza
#just me hi#why did i do this? ahahaha#well you SEE#there were these 15 notifications that INSISTED they be read since they were marked as unread#and that bothered me So Much for some reason????#so i went through a tore up and out as many emails as i could to try and get to those emails that were bothering me#and then i found i could literally just click a button to see my oldest emails ._.#so i fixed that lol#now i finally only have 3 unread messages!! feels weird having cleaned all that out#//also made myself sad going through older stuff lolll <3#fun how the brain is like that! one second i'm avoiding as much nuke-white as i can and the next i'm staring at a nuke-white screen#wondering if things have always been this way#like woah dude we Don't need the whiplash lol#//but ye it's 1 a.m. i should go to bed ://#might write though#i'm scraping along w/ writing rn which i guess is pretty good compared to my usual :) little bits still count as pieces and parts#alrighty i'm off now! shipping off to new plains !
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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!
#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine#😶#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud#(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke#you can laugh#dark humour ahahaha#sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single#now i feel like i can post silly stuff again#what the heck brain#he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff#pup brain in a scramble egg#may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle#im a big kid#im safe#a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right#ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah#im so normal and definitely not the problem#also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there#well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh#if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again#like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they#sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me#she is fine too but i pup not just a she
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So. MK being a very identity centered character right. You don't have a character say "Until I know what I am, what my destiny is? I can't risk hurting the people I care about, the one's I have left", who constantly compares himself to his predecessor, without that being one of the character's main conflicts right. And I've talked a lot about MK and labels on this blog, and I think as part of MK's s5 spiral we can expect a loss of his sense of self. 100%. Like that's where this is going right. We dipped our toes in in s4 and now we're going into the deep end. They never resolved his monkey identity. "Who or what you are, even I do not have the answer." Like they literally answered neither of those questions! Who is MK! What is he! What plans does fate have for him! How will MK feel about and respond to those plans, especially in conflict or concordance with his title as the "Plan Man"! In conflict or concordance with his identity as MK! As the Monkie Kid! I am eating the drywall over here
#just why did the s4 special set things up like that. why.#dragons don't look this TOTALLY has nothing to do with our discord convo ahahaha#I just maybe also agree that a loss of sense of self fucks severely. And I have brainworms#anyways#*shakes lmk* WHAT IS HE. WHAT IS HE!!!!!#I have been asking this question for 11 months since my lmk descent began. Screaming. Shaking. Crying.#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk theme: identity#lmk MK#lmk rant#what i am#rarely get to use that tag that's pretty exciting
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POKEDDEXY DAY 1: BUG TYPE (#988)
Another year, another Pokeddexy!! 🎉
I honestly don't know how much I'll be able to combine because objectively January is kind of a shitty month for me lol
But WHO CARES, enjoy my boys, see you again at the end of the challenge if I'm still alive lol o|-<
#Anyway i just decide that I'll be deranged in the tag lol#infinite rambling moments ahahaha#so#I just asked my friend the prompt list for this year for like a month?? bc in this way i can prepare a bit#guess who is STILL LATE???#and is just the first day lmaoo#Sorry toff you know i love u😔💖#Anywayy i decided that even this pkdexxy has to be chaotic so i just slapped Ribera here for the first day without contest ahahah#I draw him last year but who cares??? +1000 pokémon but i love him so \_( ´ ▽ ` )_/¯#I can give some context tho#Or maybe not lmaoo my word building is not something amazing#Paradox pkmn are all bikers since this gen the legendaries are walking bikes lol#There are two gangs one for past paradox one for future paradox and blablabla onestly I wrote abt this last year too lmao#I also said that I'll explain this better and not in the tag. Did i do that? No. Did i care? No💀#Anyway motorbike shops are cool#They are something between a decathlon sportswear aisle and the aestetich moodboards you see on pinterest#And I don't know why but the walls and shelves are always white ahaha I mean it looks a bit like a hospital too#I understand it may be an accurate choice since 292992 of the motorcycle suits are neon color lmao#pkg pokeddexy#pokemon gijinka#slither wing
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i am notttt strong enough for all of this today
#i did not realize. this other hw included all of this 😭😭😭#supposed to finish a film and i just went to look at the syllabus and i could’ve sworn the thing we’re supposed to do as hw was gonna be for#class#I GUESS NOT#ahahfuiwkdhjsidid#kill me kill me i don’t have time for this and spanish and the stupid book i haven’t even STARTED ON#i’m going to lose my mind#i want to sleep#aaaafhejidwkfjshjfjd#i want to give up so bad but my grades ahahaha#why do i do this to myself again it’s like i can’t even start on most things unless it’s last minute#GIRL THIS IS WAAAYYY TOO LATE TO BE STARTING ALL OF THIS#KILL ME.#this night is going to be hell get me out of here please please please i just want to sleep 😭😭😭😭😭#i haven’t even fucking started and i’m already dreading#professor why#why#professor please.#angel.txt#sorry to any people out there that may see me despairing and suffering tonight it might be rough#i’m already so#AGAGDHJDJDJDJJD
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Im genuinely so confused as to why the new slmccl video (specifically his Dead Space Remake video) is age restricted like. I watched it w my dad and even he was confused.
And i even went and checked 4 other ppl playing dead space, specifically their 1st part, and none of them were age restricted?
I checked Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, MKIceAndFire, and Indeimaus
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are 2 of the most well known youtubers, and MKIceAndFire has a larger amount of followers (3.33 mil vs 1.84 mil) but they seem to have about the same reach in terms of viewership, at least for their dead space videos.
I’d also like to point out that MKIceAndFire’s Dead Space Remake video showcases the whole game, and was seemingly sent the game early? If I remember correctly, unlike Charlie Slimecicle, both Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have a cloak brand collab with Dead Space Remake.
So afterwards I went to Indeimaus’s video which was released roughly a day or 2 ago as of writing this, so about a week an 1/2 after Charlies video was released, they don’t seem to have any collaboration with the Dead Space Remake or EA or whoever. And yet their video (last time i checked) was also not age restricted.
So. What was so wrong about Charlie’s video that it deserves to be age restricted?
Pls no one ask why i decided to do this im just genuinely befuddled by this and decided to do some (very basic imo) “research” because he even asked on twitter why it was age restricted and youtube™️ said that after looking it over it was going to stay that way and then didnt say why which.
Honestly it just goes to show how flawed youtube is because this makes 0 sense lmao. And the fact they didnt even tell him why was just. Anyway
#slimecicle#charlie slimecicle#youtube analysis#if you can even call it that lmao#slmccl#dead space remake#dead space#honestly idk why i did this i think i just wanted it in writing lmao#or to make my thoughts seem cohesive#youtube once again proving that they are fucking stupid :)#anyway#im normal this is fine#i will def not go and try to find the reason i promise#especially since literally no one asked me to do auch a thing#so itd be weird if i went and did that ahahaha
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I've been added to a class reunion whatsapp group and everyone is having kids and I'm just there like 'I'm literally a child. Someone please pick me up, I'm so scared here amongst all these adults :'('
#why has god forsaken me#my ex best friend gave my number to that guy organizing this and AFTERWARDS asked if it was okay#bitch no it's literally not?!#if you had asked me I'd have said no? why can you text me AFTER giving my number to people i haven't spoken to in 20 years but not before#to ask for consent?#WHY IS EVERYONE MARRIED AND HAVING CHILDREN#STOP IT! YOU'RE SCARING ME!#me sitting in my shabby student apartment writing my silly little bachelor's thesis watching everyone i started school with#having stable jobs and families and actual lives#:)#jesus also why do you torture me with these memories#i had successfully suppressed the trauma i got from this school ahahaha#I'm so tired lmao#yeah you're sleep deprived because of your toddlers booho#look at me! I'm sleep deprived due to a much less exciting and a lot more pathetic reason#(also i don't even want to ever be pregnant but seeing all these profile images with baby bellies or children just#makes me feel alienated as hell. these people are my age and are actual adults. how. where did i go wrong.
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[Image ID: a tweet by @/dramatickles. Transcript. “Procreate is a crazy name tbh. drawing app called Fuck”. /End ID.]
#sigh#ok here’s a story#one of my moms friends asked what drawing program I used and I said#procreate!#and she looked at me SO FUNNY#and it occurred to me right as my mom swoop in like#ahahaha yeah it’s like pro(fessional) create !!!!#I was like omg why did they DO THAT
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Do you think they’ll cancel my overnight
#might have to call out but I reeeeallly don’t want to#and if I run out of internet there I’ll actually kms#Im stressed ahahaha#why did a tornado just touch down near my county 😀#i am NOT going into work bro#i was so excited too#i love overnights#and inventories#Idk those hours don’t feel real so it feels like I get paid to do nothing#the way it’s looking tho#pray they’ll cancel it so I don’t have to face any consequences 😋#or reschedule at least? like for next week damn.#would it be unprofessional to text my manager#i just don’t wanna call the store bro
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I'm right at the start of Hidan and Kakuzu's arc and I am So Scared
This is one that hurts fr bcksbmf
#speculation nation#and the filler arc they put before it. well it's kind of boring overall and just plain doesnt make sense in some ways#tho i do like Sora and also. it gives us some extra time with Asuma lol#which is nice! considering what's coming up. so i rewatched the filler arc anyways.#also you know what this is the first time Naruto's ever actually killed someone and they just pay 0 attention to it??#filler arc legit has him kill this lady and he pays it 0 mind at all??? okay lol#i mean she was freaky as hell. i really didnt like her. like even with all the obvious consent issues#and the fact that Naruto Is Only Fifteen Maam. like i know thats her ability but also why is that her ability#(the forced reaper kiss lady. if anyone forgot or doesnt know what im talking about)#also the fact that they made it so that her life force was literally her hair. they made her life Literally her hair.#like her ability to steal people's life force and use it as her own is honestly OP and would be cool#if it werent for the fact that A: it happens via kissing people (without their consent)#and B: She Is A Literal Animated Floating Hair that just changes out bodies from what she manages to steal.#like it is SO overwhelmingly sexist and creepy. like how did they make a character even more sexist in vibes#than like. the rest of the rampant misogyny of naruto??? like im almost impressed by how bad it was.#all the enemies in this arc just suck tho. none of them are interesting. the only good part of the arc is Sora#but also i rly dont like how they tried to logic out him having kyuubi stuff too. like Huh???#bro being like 'we collected the kyuubi's chakra and put it in this kid. so if it's released then the kyuubi itself will come put'#like NO???? naruto's still got the true kyuubi sealed in him??? bro that's just chakra 😭😭😭 it's a byproduct 😭😭😭 not the true kyuubi#him being like 'once it's released he'll have the power of a true jinjuuriki' BRO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT 🗣🗣🗣#sora's bijuu bombs were weak sauce. just little gouges in the land. almost cute.#meanwhile naruto at that same stage was literally changing the landscape around him. like lol it is Not the same.#anyways yeah hidan and kakuzu. im scared. ahahaha#fanny watches naruto
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Pain has returned to me and while talking with an obgyn has helped, the pain is still here!!! I'm tired!!!!!!!
#finding out what you kind of knew all along ahahaha#sternennacht update#endo sucks!! just take out my uterus it ain't doin nothin there!!!#waste of space!!! put an easy bake oven in there instead and then I'd use it!!#the amount of times I had to say 'no' and 'GOD NO' to being pregnant or having sex is ridiculous#sorry to burst your bubble but some people are gay and some people are asexual we do exist in the world!!!#and when talking to my coworkers one (in a dif department) told me#oh you will when you're older#no I will not!!!!#and even if I did#I can foster! I can adopt!#why do straight people feel that the only way to have a child is to birth them!!!#sorry I'm ranting but I'm not feeling good today and finally talking about my recent health visit#I got new pills to try and I'm lowkey hoping they don't work so that I have a more fighting chance to just remove the demon in me
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Have I made myself sad because I have no dating experience and only have trauma in those certain instances and I’m very very interested in someone and they have a date tomorrow but I’m putting in lots of work to talk to them and they obviously respond and we talk almost every day but I think he’s already rejected me cause genuinely no one would like me and I’m wasting my time trying to find love?
Yes
#message in a bottle#literally sobbing right now#good thing I barely did any makeup#ahahaha why do I feel so deeply#I hate this
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Paddock Throuple | OP81 & LN4 (sm!au)
pairing: oscar piastri x reader x lando norris
summary: an insight to the paddocks favorite throuple outside of f1 before a race weekend
warning: none!
fc: none!
oscarpiastri tagged yourusername and landonorris
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oscarpiastri this is why lando and y/n need to be supervised when they're together
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user025 LANDOSCARY/N NATION WAKE UP!!!
user842 what are they doing in the first photo?? 😭
user5936 THE PURPLE HOODIE IS SOOO CUTE WHERE IS IT FROM???
↳ user382 i think it's lando's hoodie on his store! ↳ user5936 runNING RN I NEED IT
carlossainz55 is lando trying to...crawl into the game?
↳ oscarpiastri yes but not to shoot since he's bad, the balls got stuck ↳ landonorris RUDE OMG??? ↳ yourusername don't cry cause he's right ↳ carlossainz55 they're right you are not...the best ↳ landonorris THE SLANDER IS--WILD
logansargeant y/n! grab me a coke while you're up there 🙏
↳ yourusername i got you bestie! 💕
user8739 YES OFF TRACK PHOTOS WE'RE SO BACK!!!
yourusername YOU LOVE US AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
↳ landonorris YEAH, WHAT Y/N SAID!! ↳ oscarpiastri just because I love you both, doesn't mean my statement isn't wrong. ↳ landonorris BOOOOOOOO ↳ yourusername 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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yourusername someone say mclaren & williams double date? 👀
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logansargeant did someone say adventure?
landonorris we should run it back like NOW
alex_albon best night ever!!
arthur_leclerc what is happening in the second photo?
↳ alex_albon lando and oscar trying to hold logan up but it back fired so i came to his rescue ↳ landonorris alex failed at his rescue mission ↳ alex_albon SHUT UP 😫 ↳ logansargeant i think alex did a great job at saving me 🥰 ↳ oscarpiastri well if someone didn't scare us, it would've been a perfect photo ↳ yourusername oops?
charles_leclerc you are all menaces together i love it
↳ landonorris i was about to say we weren't better when streaming 😂
lewishamilton44 did someone win me something?
↳ yourusername yes king 💪💪
oscarpiastri okay i'll admit it, the amusement park was fun
↳ yourusername YES I WIN!!!
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landonorris pre-race date night ft. spiderman 🥵🫢
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user9473 stop y'all are so CUTE 🥹🥹
user34 omg omg I WAS AT THE SAME AQUARIUM AND THOUGHT I WAS INSANE ↳ yourusername not insane! ↳ user34 OMG YOU RESPOND!!!
alex_albon IS THAT SPIDERMAN?!
↳ oscarpiastri yes, yes it is ↳ landonorris met a REAL celebrity today ↳ yourusername ugh soooo upset i missed spidey 😫
user406 THE SPIDERMAN ONE AHAHAHA
user3857 please tell me y/n is coming with y'all to Singapore!! PLEASE!!!
↳ yourusername 🤭
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yourusername pretty boyfriends and prettier helmets 😮💨😮💨
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maxverstappen i swear they never can agree on the weather
↳ yourusername of course not! one is always too hot and one is always too cold
landonorris i feel like you're only dating us for the helmets
↳ oscarpiastri and the paddock passes ↳ yourusername 😮...what?
logansargeant y/n i got our drinks ready
↳ yourusername LETS GOOOO!!!
landonorris you know i didn't get a good luck kiss
↳ oscarpiastri i second this. how are we suppose to do good without our good luck kiss to start the race weekend? ↳ landonorris we can't ↳ yourusername oh you big babies, i'm coming!!
#starlight library presents;#landoscar imagine#landoscar x reader#landoscar fluff#landoscar smu au#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris sm au#ln4 navigation#ln4 social media au#ln4 imagine#ln4 x reader#ln4 fluff#f1 imagine#oscar piastri x reader smut#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#op81 x reader#op81 imagine#op81 fic#op81 smau#f1 social media au#f1 smau#starlight library navi
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Seeing that your friend that you used to talk with every day has had you left on read for a couple days while they’re still posting shit online is a different kind of hurt
#oh I haven’t heard from him in a bit I wonder how he is?? *checks the messages* oh.#ahahaha 😃🥲#at least this time I’m not super insecure so I’m not asking myself ‘what did I do wrong’ because I know I didn’t do anything wrong#so take that.. i guess#although I will say it’s hard dealing with losing friends…#…just because they decided one day that they don’t want to talk to you anymore#like why has this already happened to me a few times#whatever. their loss. 😎#it helps to remember that people who do things like that are not the kind you want in your life anyway#sadness be gone#i mean he probably looked at it and forgot to respond ik that happens a lot but I’m just being spiteful#personal#txt
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i like a girl in uniform | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem vet!reader
little leo leclerc needs a trip to the vet, lando was just being a good friend but the vet tech was definitely a plus
based on the request by: @volleygal06
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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charles_leclerc: this dramatic little boy decided he wanted to eat every piece of grass he could find and got poorly, thank you to austin vet clinic for helping us out and getting him back into shape :)
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user1: leo is so dramatic, he's so me
user2: leo leclerc is the dramatic girl representation we need in the f1 paddock
pierregasly: please word your texts better, i thought someone had actually died
charles_leclerc: he nearly did!
landonorris: he did not, you're just a helicopter parent
pierregasly: wait why was lando with you and not me?
charles_leclerc: he just happened to be there and i needed a lift
landonorris: because he was freaking out
charles_leclerc: but he conveniently he decided he really cared about leo's wellbeing when he saw the vet tech
pierregasly: ohhhhh i see
landonorris: what! no! i'm a good friend!
charles_leclerc: sure, jan.
user3: fuckboy lando has re-entered the chat
user4: his slutiness knows no bounds
yourusername: he's such a precious little guy, i'm glad i could get him back to feeling himself. good luck to both of you this weekend!
charles_leclerc: thank you so much for your time, you definitely were the calm we needed
yourusername: ahahaha you're just a good dad to your fur baby
landonorris: thank you! any chance you can be my lucky charm this weekend?
yourusername: do you flirt with all the vet techs like this?
landonorris: only the cute ones
yourusername: i see...
landonorris: but i can still interest you in a coffee?
yourusername: i'll see if i'm free
user5: that was .... tragic
oscarpiastri: well that was something
alexalbon: you'd think he'd be better at it by now
georgerussell63: i have to have faith he's better at this in person
maxverstappen1: i'm kind of enjoying this show tbf
landonorris: i can read this?
alexalbon: take the constructive feedback
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yourusername: never a boring day here, leo was just the loveliest boy ever
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user6: okay turns out i am no better than lando
user7: if you heard barking that wasn't me
landonorris: are you sure he was THE loveliest boy, or are you just being nice because he's a puppy?
alexalbon: bro is jealous of a dog
yourusername: i'm sorry lando, but leo was a very brave boy
landonorris: i can be brave too!
oscarpiastri: you wouldn't let me sit at the same table as you at a restaurant because i ordered salmon
landonorris: well yes but that's also because it's you - when i go on a date with y/n, if she ordered salmon i would live with it
yourusername: when i go on a date with you?
landonorris: our date on sunday?
yourusername: oh really?
landonorris: i'll pick you up, wear something pretty x
user8: i have no idea whether that worked or not
user9: it was a loser move, but i would cave as well
user10: lando is unbelievably lame but he's also a millionaire f1 driver so i guess he can do what he wants
alexalbon: no it was lame and you guys should continue to tell him that
landonorris: trust the process alex
georgerussell63: the last time we trusted the process your dms where you tried to go on a maccies date were leaked
yourusername: i am NOT coming if you're taking me to mcdonalds 🤨
charles_leclerc: he takes after his mother :)
yourusername: awwwww, based on how many times he pissed on you, i think he's definitely a mummy's boy
charles_leclerc: tbf i'll do anything she says too
yourusername: @landonorris take notes if you want a date ^^
user11: american races i will never not complain about you but you have given me entertainment before the cars have even gotten on track
user12: idk this kinda proves my theory that the american races are just one big humiliation ritual for f1
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f1tea: the vet tech, y/n y/ln, who helped leo is in the paddock for qualifying.
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user16: oh wow she's actually so pretty
user17: also like she just looks like a normal fucking person
user18: that's probably because she is a normal person
user19: okay queen is turning a fucking look
user20: she looks so effortless i love her already
user21: i beg you people don't get parasocial already, she's a vet tech who will probably just be here for the weekend
user22: not if lando has any say in it 😭
user23: i honestly think good for her for having him so down bad but i also pray for her for when the twitter girls catch on
user24: they've already found all of her personal details poor gal
user25: so like which garage is she in this weekend?
user26: she came in with alex and leo so i think it's a safe bet to guess ferrari
user27: i think the 13 year olds would actually have an aneurysm if she was in the mclaren garage
user28: i kinda want to see the meltdown
user29: the way ted kravitz shoved his microphone in her face killed me
user30: girl was so fucking confused
user31: the way she said 'i guess i'm a charles fan? i don't know i met him yesterday and he offered me tickets after i helped leo?'
user32: alex trying not to laugh right next to her when ted was asking her so many questions
user33: lando just fell to his knees in the mclaren garage
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yourusername: thanks for the hospitality charles and ferrari! this has been a dream come true x
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user37: girl rocked up to her job, met THE leo leclerc and got a paddock pass
user38: why does leo never eat a load of grass when i'm on shift
user39: ugh why does this stuff not happen to me :(
charles_leclerc: i'm glad i could repay you beyond leo's vet fees!
yourusername: i did not know this sport was so god damn stressful and it wasn't even the race 😭
charles_leclerc: are you sure you can't make it tomorrow, there's still a ticket with your name on it?
yourusername: just say you and alex want a free dogsitter
charles_leclerc: guilty!
charles_leclerc: no but seriously if you wanna pull a sick day, we have a ticket for you
yourusername: all of my managers follow you on instagram, so i think that might be off the cards now
charles_leclerc: ..... oh
yourusername: it's like you people forget you're famous
user40: she's not here for the race :(((
user41: rip y/n y/ln in the paddock 2024-2024, forever in our hearts
user42: we'll never forget the ted's notebook episode of him being humbled by her
landonorris: you're not here for the race ? :(
yourusername: i have a job babe
landonorris: but but but i never got to take you out
yourusername: i technically never even agreed to that
landonorris: but hypothetically if i happened to be in your vicinity on sunday evening, would you change your mind?
yourusername: i'm sure you'll be out celebrating mr racer boy
landonorris: so you think i'm good 😊
yourusername: well you're starting third so i guess so?
landonorris: don't count out a more lowkey celebration ;)
alexalbon: is this loser son of a bitch actually going to secure a date
landonorris: i told you guys to trust the process
yourusername: i can literally read this right now ?
landonorris: I'M DOWN BAD LET A MAN LIVE
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landonorris: i told the pretty girl i'd win something for her desk and i did ;)
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user43: holy moly he did it
user44: this is possibly bigger than his first win
user45: proved he can drive and is not completely sauceless
user46: is he at the vets in his sweaty-ass racesuit?
oscarpiastri: YES HE IS AND HE RAN BEFORE WE COULD DEBRIEF SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIS WHIPPED ASS TO COME BACK TO THE PADDOCK BEFORE I CAN GO TO BED
landonorris: your tone seems very pointed
oscarpiastri: it is indeed very pointed, i am so tired and you're so down bad that i'm going to have to sleep at the track
landonorris: well that sounds like a you problem
oscarpiastri: you are such a failure in this department that i'll let you off but i expect a tow next weekend
landonorris: anything i don't mind
oscarpiastri: this is levels of down bad i have never seen before
yourusername: i happen to like my men desperate and pathetic
landonorris: hehehhehehehhehe :P
user47: i now know way too much about these people
user48: at least all this public humiliation was worth it in the end for lando?
alexalbon: this pizza in the car date is very reminiscent of the proposed hotel maccies date ....
yourusername: why are you always up in our business
alexalbon: i've known this gremlin for far too long, if anything i'm looking out for you
yourusername: please refer to my previous comment about my preferences
alexalbon: you people are perfect for each other 🤨
yourusername: i can't deny a pretty boy when he's worked so hard to impress me
maxverstappen1: pretty sure that's just his day job to drive fast
yourusername: LET ME HAVE THIS FUCK OFF
landonorris: i knew i had one shot for you to take me seriously
yourusername: oh i was always going to say yes to a date, i just wanted to see just how much you wanted it
landonorris: well i wanted it and i want many more SO BADLY
yourusername: we'll see what we can do...
landonorris: HEHHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE :)))))))))
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yourusername: someone tell this man he has a job and he has to leave
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user51: y/n's photography has shown me what the lando girls see for once
user52: i agree i am MOVED
yourusername: 🤨
user53: bro went on one date and thinks she's special
yourusername: more dates than you :P
user54: ugh finally a wag that fights back
landonorris: but i don't wanna leave you 😩
yourusername: i don't particularly want you to go either but somehow zak has gotten my personal number and wants you at the airport and i'm scared he'll get my address next
landonorris: tell him to fuck off next time
yourusername: he's your boss? WHAT IF HE GETS MY ADDRESS
oscarpiastri: not to sound like a sweat but he is actively looking for your address with cartoonish steam coming out of his ears
yourusername: LANDO IF YOU LIKE ME AS MUCH AS YOU SAY PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PSYCHO BOSS DOES NOT COME TO MY HOUSE
landonorris: ugh anything for you i guess
user55: i'm not sure how we got here but they're so hot
user56: he is PUNCHING SO BAD
landonorris: she's a literal goddess i know
yourusername: take notes ladies xx
landonorris: no but seriously, i don't want to leave you - can't you come to brazil?
yourusername: sorry babe i have a job i need to go to
landonorris: PLEASE
yourusername: but what about all the sick animals :(
landonorris: i guess :(
user57: what kind of spell is he under it's been THREE DAYS
landonorris: i love a girl in uniform
yourusername: even if it's scrubs covered in cat piss
landonorris: i find you sexy in anything, but preferably nothing ...
yourusername: right back at you xo
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note: babes i am SWAMPED but i hope you enjoyed!
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