#well you SEE

[dear-ao3]

pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible

[rainb0wrae]

uh🧍‍♀️

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: Who do you want to kill first? Poseidon: I'm not killing anybody! Hera,*pointing at a picture of Odysseus*: This one. This one looks very punchable. Poseidon: You're right. He is actually extremely punchable.

[magkinetix]

Burning Eye of the Sky // Flaming Sun of the Night

[xbomboi]

i showed my best friend all the interactions i’ve gotten on my eah content and he was like “there’s actually still a fandom for it????”

to me this is a call to action. my goal is to slowly bring about the Ever After High renaissance with each post i make.

[ever-emotes]

A little :3 guy, and it reminded me so much of tbh creature that I made it pop

[concerning-goth]

God I love giving head. I just spent what I assumed was half an hour or so on desk pet duty. Nope it was over two hours o( ˶^▾^˶ )o

They didn’t really believe me when I had told them how much I loved it so after they brought me back up they spent a while shoving their fingers inside me and marveling at how dripping wet I was. There was a string of cum that stretched with their fingers almost a foot away it seemed (๑>◡<๑)

…and then they had to leave to go to work so I’m just here dripping and denied and completely brain dead blissed out aaaaaaaahhh

[thirtysixsavefiles]

I am already two levels deep into “postponing the bigger project to just write this real quick” but what IF I just wrote a quick little pwp

[koilccc]

Inktober (re:0 edition) day 6: "Golden"

[bleaksqueak]

Whew look at you go! Had a small problem with aphids a lil while back, but after a whole lot of diligence they were banished. Still have some of the damaged leaves visible but look at all the healthy new growth!

You may be trying to take over my desk, but I couldn’t ask for a better art companion. The moss in the planter is happy with the frequent watering and shade, but the impatiens is trying to devoir the terrarium moss now too

My oxalis is thriving still, too. But it has its own space above me and isn’t trying to reach out and say hello as much.

Okay, this has been your semi annual habitat update. Back to painting.

Also, hello new followers! Thank you for liking my art.

[frenzy-fanatic]

Old 'friend': [real name] I like you

Me:...

Old 'friend': well?!

Me:

[cant-have-shit-in-gotham]

Let’s

Get down to

Business, to defeat

The Rogues

(Did they send me handguns, when I asked, for bombs??)

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Dionysus: a polar bear is classified as a marine mammal Hephaestus: *slowly sets down the sandwich he was about to bite into, turning to look at Dionysus* Dionysus: They spend the majority of their lives at sea, some swimming hundred kilometers in a day Hephaestus: *stares at him* Dionysus: *gets up and leaves* Hephaestus: *stares at his sandwich* Hephaestus: I regret getting him that book

[bonesfool]

I drank 12 seltzers in 6 hours and all I got was this headache

[dicenete]

All these gif sets and screenshots of Vincent Valentine from FF7Rebirth make me travel back in time to 2006 DeviantArt and punch me with nostalgia. He is still the funniest edgelord ever.

[thereisselfpreservation]

Me: "Why do I have a headache"

Also me: Forgot to drink anything since waking up despite that I first opened my eyes and then had to peel my tongue off the roof of my mouth like it was stuck there with fly tape, whole body shriveled up like a sad crop during a drought