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pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible
#anyone relate? no? just me? sigh#not a tag#from saph#for anyone whos asked oh why did you and brad break up#well you see#^^^^^^^^#you all have my expressed permission to use this as a fanfic plot if you would like please tag me in it i want to see it if you write it#hE HAS ALSO REQUESTED TO FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM AGAIN SIR PLEASE YOU TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH ME OVER TEXT
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Hera: Who do you want to kill first? Poseidon: I'm not killing anybody! Hera,*pointing at a picture of Odysseus*: This one. This one looks very punchable. Poseidon: You're right. He is actually extremely punchable.
#well you see#hera#poseidon#odysseus#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek quotes#incorrect greek heroes
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Burning Eye of the Sky // Flaming Sun of the Night
#sauron#mairon#lotr#silmarillion#lord of the rings#lotr art#lotr fanart#lotr fandom#silm fandom#silm art#silmarillion art#silmarillion fanart#why did i give his first age design the one ring?#well you see#it's because i didn't want to design a second age fit for him#but yeah this design for him is the one i use for the lay of leithian#i definitely misspelled that#also this was inspired by a song!!#sun of the night by jyc row
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i showed my best friend all the interactions i’ve gotten on my eah content and he was like “there’s actually still a fandom for it????”
to me this is a call to action. my goal is to slowly bring about the Ever After High renaissance with each post i make.
#look#y’all know how in hamilton#in the song Story of Tonight#they’re like#”raise a glass to the four of us”#”tomorrow there’ll be more of us”#well you see#they’re actually singing about the state of the ever after high fandom in 2024#trust.#eah#ever after high#ramble
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A little :3 guy, and it reminded me so much of tbh creature that I made it pop
#everemotes#custom emotes#discord emojis#:3 face#little guy#tbh creature#pop#pop stim#Why am i suddenly drawing emojis?#well you see#I had coffee#it helps me focus somehow
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God I love giving head. I just spent what I assumed was half an hour or so on desk pet duty. Nope it was over two hours o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
They didn’t really believe me when I had told them how much I loved it so after they brought me back up they spent a while shoving their fingers inside me and marveling at how dripping wet I was. There was a string of cum that stretched with their fingers almost a foot away it seemed (๑>◡<๑)
…and then they had to leave to go to work so I’m just here dripping and denied and completely brain dead blissed out aaaaaaaahhh
#I had a tongue tie that was never taken care of as a kid that wasn’t *reaaally* affecting me except it made it so hard to eat pussy#so when I went to get that taken care of the intake paperwork was like ‘what made you seek out treatment’ and I was like uhhhhhhhh#well you see#my posts#nonfiction#desk pet#edging and denial#0rgasm denial#denial kink
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I am already two levels deep into “postponing the bigger project to just write this real quick” but what IF I just wrote a quick little pwp
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Inktober (re:0 edition) day 6: "Golden"
#re zero#re:zero#rezero#felt rezero#inktober#okay so what determines if i actually do the ink part#of inktober#well you see#...um.........#....................erm.............#my art
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Whew look at you go! Had a small problem with aphids a lil while back, but after a whole lot of diligence they were banished. Still have some of the damaged leaves visible but look at all the healthy new growth!
You may be trying to take over my desk, but I couldn’t ask for a better art companion. The moss in the planter is happy with the frequent watering and shade, but the impatiens is trying to devoir the terrarium moss now too
My oxalis is thriving still, too. But it has its own space above me and isn’t trying to reach out and say hello as much.
Okay, this has been your semi annual habitat update. Back to painting.
Also, hello new followers! Thank you for liking my art.
#photos#plants#witchy vibes#skulls#rats need hobbies too#gonna plant some violets soon since it’s time#wish my impatiens bby didn’t still have some visible damage signs but i’m overjoyed at all the healthy new growth#more blooms moooore#“Why do you have a whole ass impatiens as a house plant. on your desk no less”#well you see#it's because it started as a grass and moss planter and every single plant from my housemate's parents yard decided to hitchhike#and somehow in all of that a wayward impatiens sprouted#I feel very fortunate for my accidental pet#it's beautiful and requires a lot of tidy-maintenence due to how fast it grows and how it just throws leaves/flowers down#the very second it's done with them#so it gives me something relaxing to take care of that rewards me with a pretty but unintentional desktop companion#plus all my other plants are toxic to cats and have to be kept away from them#this one I can keep without fear#even if it does grow like crazy and wants to be a large plant#I should name it#we've been together for a while now and i've never named it
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Old 'friend': [real name] I like you
Me:...
Old 'friend': well?!
Me:
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Let’s
Get down to
Business, to defeat
The Rogues
(Did they send me handguns, when I asked, for bombs??)
#only in gotham#onlyingotham rp#gothamite#gotham roleplay#gotham#gotham rp#red hood#red hood’s goons#what brought this on?#well you see#Hood ordered a shit ton o’ c4 to fuck up some of the rogues plans#for fun#but we got pistols instead#so now I have that song in my head#figured I’d torture tumblr with it as well#plus I got to make a referance to that one lgbt meme#ya know the one#lgbt meme#lgbt
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Dionysus: a polar bear is classified as a marine mammal Hephaestus: *slowly sets down the sandwich he was about to bite into, turning to look at Dionysus* Dionysus: They spend the majority of their lives at sea, some swimming hundred kilometers in a day Hephaestus: *stares at him* Dionysus: *gets up and leaves* Hephaestus: *stares at his sandwich* Hephaestus: I regret getting him that book
#well you see#dionysus#hepheastus#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek quotes
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I drank 12 seltzers in 6 hours and all I got was this headache
#why did we do this#well you see#uh. hm. uh#*runs out of the room before you Can question me further*#arlowe and lilys fizzstake
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All these gif sets and screenshots of Vincent Valentine from FF7Rebirth make me travel back in time to 2006 DeviantArt and punch me with nostalgia. He is still the funniest edgelord ever.
#vincent valentine#ff7#ff7 rebirth#final fantasy rebirth#well you see#i try not to be spoiled#you guys#do you know how feral i feel about this game#i want to play it#but I don't own ps5#i try to wait till pc release#but the pain#let me sleep in a coffin to the day I can play this game
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Me: "Why do I have a headache"
Also me: Forgot to drink anything since waking up despite that I first opened my eyes and then had to peel my tongue off the roof of my mouth like it was stuck there with fly tape, whole body shriveled up like a sad crop during a drought
#the gnat rambles#good thing my brain works and I never need reminders that I have a physical body#:|#stares into the camera like I'm on the office#How did I forget I was so desperately thirsty?#Well you see#I had another thought that happened after “holy shit I need water” and it cleared the previous thought cache#ADHD sure is wild#please hydrate lmao this is your reminder
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11:52 pm is a good time to break down all the empty boxes in my apartment i think
#auuuughhhhh#my friend visited a few weekends ago and was like 'hey why do you have 9 boxes of cheerios'#well you see#its because im unwell
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