#why did we do this
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soupyoupyoupy · 10 months ago
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Hot yaoi base snake and kaz i need to go to bed
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gliychra · 1 year ago
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Ghost king Danny
sooo... where did that come from? I'm pretty sure that's not part of canon so did we just decide that we gets the crown or was there a reason that links to canon, like how did this happen???
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bonesfool · 5 months ago
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I drank 12 seltzers in 6 hours and all I got was this headache
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shan-anigans022 · 1 year ago
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Day forty six.
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i-am-bitterly-jittery · 7 months ago
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Made the cake for Remus’s birthday today. Decisions were made. No spoilers, but gummy worms were involved. Remus would be proud
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thel1ghtningthief · 10 months ago
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"I extended the olive branch, and she snapped it in half and used it as tinder for the hateful fire in her heart." is such an amazing line and NO ONE will believe me that it came from a gmail alpha rabies joke roleplay my friend and i did, also including lines such as "I didn't just see red, i saw shrimp colours" and "YOU'RE A WET STINKY FART" and "TAKE THAT BACK YOU FREAKER"
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calliophes · 10 months ago
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is there anything more mentally draining than applying for jobs and sending emails? no? didn’t think so
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blogofalostsock · 8 months ago
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me and my sister put our music taste and Danganronpa knowledge to throw random spotify songs that we assigned to izuru in one playlist and then see what happens. We have a song about breaking up with silicon valley on one end and the other end is a song about bringing micheal jackson back to life.
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blueseraphim · 2 years ago
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Since it's almost Christmas, here's me and my friend @fruitymocha singing the holiday classics
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alternative-snake · 1 year ago
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have to write several paragraphs in entirely uppercase and then go over it all in blue pen for a stupid fucking style decision, two dead.
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percytheboykisser · 1 year ago
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lol anytime a problem comes up i'm like "this is society's fault wtf" and i'm usually right about it?????? society stop fucking up for 1 day challenge GO!((impossible))
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deadaluschild · 1 year ago
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I'm thinking of my 2018 crush.
The only boy I've ever loved, at least I think I did.
I waited for every interaction and still now think of our conversations, of our secrets, I still want to taste his lips and breathe in his smell.
I wonder, does he think of me sometimes? How did our friendship end? When? Why?
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can-we-die-now · 2 years ago
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"is he still coming to college?"
"conjunctivitis cannot stop [redacted]"
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This is the equivalent of a headshot
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inkskinned · 11 months ago
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
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indigo6f00ff · 1 year ago
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
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