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thel1ghtningthief · 11 months ago
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"I extended the olive branch, and she snapped it in half and used it as tinder for the hateful fire in her heart." is such an amazing line and NO ONE will believe me that it came from a gmail alpha rabies joke roleplay my friend and i did, also including lines such as "I didn't just see red, i saw shrimp colours" and "YOU'RE A WET STINKY FART" and "TAKE THAT BACK YOU FREAKER"
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mystery-fish-17 · 1 year ago
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Pierce the vic you need to be so fucking serious right now
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sporkberries · 1 year ago
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Eliiii ily dm me the next time you're having MGS thoughts I wanna hear them
You are opening pandora's box here...
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scare-ard--sleigh · 2 years ago
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ajsjddhdh so i told my husband that joseph (chr*stiansen) gave me vasectomy vibes and he said he thought j was into breeding and we talked about it and i had to reckon with the conclusion that that hc only exists bc dadsona wanted it raw without risk and i as the author had to provide and couldn't think of anything else 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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areyougoingtoheaven · 6 months ago
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so excited to finally get my health card so i can sign up to rent a car again :)
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possibly-pasta · 9 months ago
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“My sweetness”
Ahixblugkydwouwebuvbwourbjlwb
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epicdogymoment · 1 year ago
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no way no way no waaayyyyyy hahaa ^_^ no waaaayyyyyyyyy
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chaosandmarigolds · 6 months ago
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THE NEXT PART 🙏🙏🙏
https://www.tumblr.com/chaosandmarigolds/751434497871970304/eek-pt-three-of-i-dunno-how-many-simon-gets
Here ya go pookie! 🤍
Johnny stared at the officer that had very briefly explained the situation to him, his face contorted into some dumbfounded state because there was no way in the seven hells this random woman was telling him that Oliver was going back to his deadbeat half assed dad. He was leaning on the desk, after he had managed to get you calmed down and sat down in his truck, so he figured it was his time to get the story- after all, your words were just sobbed attempts.
“Yer fuckin pulling me leg.”
The officer blinked and frowned, “I’m sorry sir I don’t understand.”
“Ye just jokin me, ‘cause there no way Ollie is goin with tha man."
to that the officer 'tsk'ed and set the folder down on her desk, looking up at him, her face emotionless except for some patronizing smile, "And you said you were with Mister Riley?"
A short pause and Johnny looks around the office, "Can I talk to him?"
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Ollie sat in the empty conference room, his few toys scattered on the table and the television playing some PBS Kids show with a volume of less than ten. He could hear the people outside of the room, but he didn't understand them, sometimes they would yell, and sometimes it was silent, he couldn't tell anymore. Nor did he care.
He spins in his chair as the door opens and he yelps, "UNCLE SOAPY."
"Ey, laddie," without missing a beat Johnny picks up the boy and looks him over, still in his pjs from the night before, his boots not even laced all the way up and his hair messy, with a huff he gives the officer a glare and sits down at the table again, "Yer mum wanted me to come check on ya."
Ollie frowns to that, "Why-why not she come? I.-Uncle Soapy, can we go home now? I do- it scary here."
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"Price's, this is Eliza."
"Is th' Captain home?" "Simon! Darling-....oh honey, is everything okay? You sound like-"
"No. Please give John the tell."
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"Get away from my son."
Johnny stands up when he heard the voice, turning around with Ollie still in his grasp, and unshcokingly he saw a less-than-average man who looked awful mad by his presence. Ollie, after about ten minutes of tears as fallen asleep, his head on his shoulder and happily snoozing.
"Ah, Caleb- 'm Johnny, heard about ya."
"Funny, haven't heard about you." Caleb frowned, slowly moving to get the young boy, "Now if you don't mind I have to take him back home."
Out of habit Johnny took a step back, "Back to his mum, yeah? Cu' tha's his home."
"No, back to Las Vegas, my home."
There was a long silence and then Johnny speaks, "Bloody out of your mind if you think 'll let tha happen."
Caleb almost smiled to that, "Then I’m out of my mind. Now give me my son before I make you."
(....Teee...hee? more of Uncle Soap action in this segment)
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kurczakmarty · 3 months ago
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teee hee inqusitor amelie
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piersthesniper · 8 months ago
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Grins as I shove more interests that you never knew I was in, in your faces 😁😁😁 TEEE HEE
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zestylemonsz · 8 months ago
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TEEE HEEEEE TEE HEE
give me fic recs now or I'll have no choice but to give all the angst fics I've read
for skk, kunizai, kunikatai or literally any bsd ship I've mentioned liking
APRIL 14 MOMENT YIPPIE
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love-is-a-pearl · 3 months ago
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teee heee hee lookie at how pretty the page for my au is looking :3c
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3tay-away · 8 hours ago
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Charlotte will hold you and chain you in place and go lalalalalaa and be happy and yippe and TEE HEE TEEE HEEE TEEE TEEE HEEEEEEEEEE
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ask-belphegor · 26 days ago
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teee hee ur so funny and cute like this..
yknow maybe i’ll take some edibles w you this is fire.
*chomps on a brownie.*
🐠
*cuddles up next to you like a little kitty*
m e w . . .
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basil-from-omori · 10 months ago
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Hyyugsgsg guess who once again didn’t sleep :3 teee hee
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toxicroyjamie · 1 year ago
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Roys obsession with Jamie is so funny I love it. Like when he literally said idk if I can date Keeley because I’m so obsessed with her ex boyfriend. He basically wants to eat him alive but Jamie is a nervous sub baby always. And forever. Love him love them.
LITERALLY. EVERY time I think about Keeley ALL I think about is Jamie. Hmmm....
Their pining style is sooo silly because Jamie obviously has a big big crush but Roy is like. CRAZY. like diagnosably insane. Jamie fell first but Roy fell harder. Jamie would do anything Roy asked him to do but Roy doesn't know that and is just going fucking mentally insane. Teee hee
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