#teee hee?

[thel1ghtningthief]

"I extended the olive branch, and she snapped it in half and used it as tinder for the hateful fire in her heart." is such an amazing line and NO ONE will believe me that it came from a gmail alpha rabies joke roleplay my friend and i did, also including lines such as "I didn't just see red, i saw shrimp colours" and "YOU'RE A WET STINKY FART" and "TAKE THAT BACK YOU FREAKER"

[mystery-fish-17]

Pierce the vic you need to be so fucking serious right now

[sporkberries]

Eliiii ily dm me the next time you're having MGS thoughts I wanna hear them

You are opening pandora's box here...

[scare-ard--sleigh]

ajsjddhdh so i told my husband that joseph (chr*stiansen) gave me vasectomy vibes and he said he thought j was into breeding and we talked about it and i had to reckon with the conclusion that that hc only exists bc dadsona wanted it raw without risk and i as the author had to provide and couldn't think of anything else 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[areyougoingtoheaven]

so excited to finally get my health card so i can sign up to rent a car again :)

[possibly-pasta]

“My sweetness”

Ahixblugkydwouwebuvbwourbjlwb

[epicdogymoment]

no way no way no waaayyyyyy hahaa ^_^ no waaaayyyyyyyyy

[stayliquid]

"causeeee you're still hanging around?" his brow creased, explaining his simple thought process. "i mean if you were still actively mad about it, why would you still come over?"

" i mean, it's not like you've done anything to make it right. or to make me stop being mad about it, if that counts. what makes you believe i'd just forgive and forget ? "

[kurczakmarty]

teee hee inqusitor amelie

[piersthesniper]

Grins as I shove more interests that you never knew I was in, in your faces 😁😁😁 TEEE HEE

[trophyhugger]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii it's me!!! monitor-kun teee hee! nya! meow :3

[zestylemonsz]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TEEE HEEEEE TEE HEE

give me fic recs now or I'll have no choice but to give all the angst fics I've read

for skk, kunizai, kunikatai or literally any bsd ship I've mentioned liking

APRIL 14 MOMENT YIPPIE

[love-is-a-pearl]

teee heee hee lookie at how pretty the page for my au is looking :3c

[amischiefofmice]

fic ask meme: 3, 18, 28, 29

3 - most PROUD of huh well i'm gonna go w/ the first thing i posted bc it was the first writing i shared publicly in like 10 years lol

(big shout out to @meowgon for the encourgement still, i really dunno if i would have ever posted if not for your good words ;0;)

18 - Lae'zel may only have a few lines but i STRUGGLED over those fucking lines!!!!!!!!!

Cazador is also a bitch and a half to make sure i got down right.

28 - fav work AAAEEEEEEEI

probs the mash up of astarion and karlach act2 romance scenes bc i like to reread the boy's fucking melt down and i'm a horrible person and karlach going to his tent all LA LA LA L ALA gonna get me some SEX to find him crying into a pillow will always be funny to me.

teee-hee

29 - fav passage i'm sorry but not sorry i will always love shoulder farts

“Might wanna move, Fangs. Those vents let stinky shit out like all the damn time. Well, I can’t fucking smell it, but I’ve heard lots of fucking complaints.” He gave a test sniff and stiffened, his eyes widening and his pupils dilating. She laughed, “See! I told you, fucker!” Astarion coughed and rubbed his face with his free hand. “No.  No, no. It is not foul. I was just not prepared.” He coughed again and then explained, “The smell is that of hot blood mixed with…” he took a bigger sniff and smiled as he licked his lips, “Something a bit… tangy? Spicy? Hard to really place. In any case. I quite like it.” He licked a row of her exhaust ports before using her as a pillow again. She shook with laughter and thumped him on the side a couple of times. “Well, hot damn! Glad somebody likes my shoulder farts!” “Darling, some constructive criticism. Find a better term.” “Shoulder toots?”

also tossing out a mention of having Jaheira call Astarion 'little bat' bc mwahahah i want it to spread in the fandom, everybody loves it. 8)

[prest0allay]

loving the martyn and ren ccwau art 😋😋😋

Teee-hee thanks 💙

[3tay-away]

Charlotte will hold you and chain you in place and go lalalalalaa and be happy and yippe and TEE HEE TEEE HEEE TEEE TEEE HEEEEEEEEEE