#hepheastus

[qinnyanimation]

I have returned to my favorite chaotic trio.

Failing Matchmaker , Grumpy Forge Cat , Local Soft Boy In Need Of Bloodshed….ah yes the perfect ingredient. (For that one person who asked for Hepheastus to be put in air-jail)

[im-an-apollogist]

●GOD GAMES●

[pep-the-artemis]

Imagine Greek gods as babies with baby variants for each of their dominions.

Zeus - god of static Poseidon - god of puddles Hera - goddess of besties Demeter - goddess of berry picking Artemis - goddess of animal plushies Apollo - god of night lights Ares - god of tantrums Hephaestus - god of lego Hermes - god of pen pals Hestia - goddess of pillow forts Dionysus - god of fruit juice

[messymoonmad]

Messy! Give me your hefefef design and my life is yours!

(Seriously tho pls)

Third time's the charm! tho its def not complete

Bonus here's his muse Athena (without her helmet)

[mrskillingjoke]

I'm Seeing Odysseus coming Back Home and sending Dinner Inventations to everyone.

Penelope: uhm... Who is Calypso? And circe?

Odysseus: Just some goddess trying to seduce me, but don't Worry, nothing happened. Circe helped me... Kinda and i Lived 7 years with Calypso, i got used to her, but don't Tell her

Penelope: okaaaaay... Why you want to invite a bunch of goddess?

Odysseus: since i stabbed Poseidon for a while, we now get along. Hermes and Athena are my Friends. Aeolus is... They we're there and Zeus Made me having a Lot of Trauma He can't be missed and they can't Go without their family

Penelope: it's gonna be a disaster...

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Extra Scene:

Odysseus sitting next to telemachus, sitting next to Athena, sitting next to Aeolus, sitting next to circe, sitting next to Calypso, sitting next to Aphrodite, sitting next to Ares, sitting next to hepheastus, sitting next to Apollo, sitting next to Hermes, sitting next to Poseidon, sitting next to Zeus, sitting next to Hera, sitting next to Penelope, sitting next to Odysseus.

Telemachus and Athena are talking about weird stuff, Calypso, circe and Aphrodite about how Bad men are, Poseidon and Zeus fighting over everything, Hera and Penelope and Odysseus talking about Love and marriage, Aeolus giggling at Hermes and Apollo flirting and Ares and hepheastus starring at everyone Like they're Out of their mind

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Extra extra Scene:

Ithaca is on fire, everyone is screaming, the goddess fight (again)

Odysseus: i think that turned Out pretty good

Penelope: why did i agree on that?

[0lympian-c0uncil]

[olympushit]

[all-was-not-well]

There's something about the fragments of backstory we get in The Lost Hero.....

When she finds a goddess putting her son at the center of a divine fire, Esperanza Valdez burns her hands pulling him out of it, and screams for the goddess to leave them alone.

When the same goddess tells Beryl Grace to sacrifice her son to save her own life, she does so without question.

[melodyartist]

uhm um t4t Hephaestus and Aphrodite(before the whole divorce thing) please 👉👈

[cryoverlife]

Hey, anyone else remember that one time where Leo legit asked Hephaestus “why is Zeus being such a jerk?”

just full on calls Zeus a jerk IN FRONT OF A GOD’S FACE. With zero regret

cause I do, and I think it’s the perfect example of how Leo treats ALL the gods. with zero consideration of what will probably get him killed.

(also I could be wrong but has any other demigod just straight up said that, out loud, with out any vagueness or implications)

[qinnyanimation]

your way of showing Hephaestus, Aphrodite, and Ares’ ship dynamic is so adorable and hilarious to me- like I can imagine Hephaestus sometimes comes home tired from his forge, And ares comes home tired from his battles- meanwhile Aphrodite sees them both and is just like “y’all need to sleep.” Ares agrees but Hephaestus takes the couch 😭 this man is so petty over the whole marriage thing I swear-

He insisted on taking the couch then got picked up off his feet like those small kitten getting carried by their mother, placed on bed and proceeds to turn in to a filling of the annoying lovers sandwich. He was then prohibited from working pass bedtime and required to eat 3 healthy meals every single days.

Hephaestus faced his own personal Tartarus.

[mydairpercabeth]

RIP, Leo Valdez. You would have loved Cowboy Carter.

[anxiousrappitus]

Odysseus and Penelope after the Ithaca saga:

[messymoonmad]

Can hefefef canonically make guns?

I dont think he did canonly but if he made robots then I'm pretty sure he made guns and was like "nah... the world is not ready for that yet" and keeps it in a closet next to ipads and nuclear weapons and fidget spinners

[lost-in-fandoms1999]

Concept: A show styled like the Office but it's Mount Olympus with the Greek Gods and the Camera Crew are a few select Mortals. We could call it Keeping up with The Olympians.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Ares: Hey nerd! Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, & Persephone*: *turn around to look at Ares* Ares: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.