#whoop whoop whoop

[ameagrice]

It’s Christmas Eve and I just handed in my final assignment. WE DID IT FOLKS. WE FUCKINT DID IT.

[leffee]

bruh opening my inbox back even though I have made absolutely 0 progress with replying to asks. I promise I will and it's not you it's me who is lazy.

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[unknownspecies]

i hope i give off the vibes of the himbo who's cheering at the side of your wedding as if it's a football game

[windvexer]

Do we still call you Chicken or is it Fry now? Or is this a fried chicken joke?

I...

That is an excellent joke.

I am sure I will go back to being a chicken soon enough. But also maybe I'll be Fry for a while.

Call me what you like. I think that the dash has probably had enough of me being Philip J Fry, so for now this will be the last ask I'll answer on the topic

[sexymilfwitch]

ur actually so hot

omg should we like actually kiss under a blood moon?

[sunbitternb]

my blog theme is gyat man

but ok

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[tyrannosarahsrex8]

Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[phemiec]

love the colours used in this game so here you go 🐴🚀🪓 enjoy

[shrugsinchinese]

Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[hickorydesigns]

I'm alive... Childhood obsessions...