#whoah man

[russellius]

2024 QATAR GP : Thursday | © Alexis Perrin

[dotpyenji]

🩷 happy Valentine's Problematic Rabbit day

[citrine-elephant]

concept: chrid redfield but he gets nosebleeds all too frequently

all it takes one day is the slightest touch to his nose and it's gushing

problem is, it was the pressure in the first place that made it pop, and he's trying to figure out if squeezing it shut will anger it or not

[mistninja]

Frieren episode 14 did something to me

[rad-roche]

Dead Woman Walking, Chapter 2/15

"It ain’t a long trip on a good day, but there ain’t many of those. Pays to be cautious.” Nick clucked his tongue. “And let me guess. Acadia is parked on the highest point in the North Atlantic?” “Mount Cadillac herself,” grinned Brooks, like he was talking about a fondly remembered steady. “You can see it from here, when the Fog runs light.” Despite the distance, despite the walls between them, Nick could feel Glori getting madder and madder.

(x)

[redgearsmovin]

From the Movers FB page. A really interesting concept,,

The image that was included with the post:

Also some info about the Mover Mobile in the comments:

[theblackwomb]

I want at least a whole episode worth of warmly-lit flashbacks like we got in Episode 7, honestly.

Like, keep the foreshadowing and underlying dread by all means but I think the only thing that would possibly improve on the perfection that the show is already would be to show us just a bit more of the calm before the storm. 

Like, just show me a little more of them all being happy in the early days, of them being ordinary men cracking on and doing their jobs, of silly little day-to-day conversations. It’ll make me happy for one thing but it’ll also make that descent into terrified, scurvy-ridden, lead-addled madness and misery all the more poignant if we can see more clearly who they were before it happened. 

Like, make that descent as sharp as humanly possible then just stab me in the heart with it. 

[ashmp3]

And yes i did change my pfp bc of that message and yeah this is actually why god made me ace aro celibate priest rigid nun bc i can’t go around acting like this it’s simply menacing i’m like a succubus (which. fitting if you know you know) and for what a huge bodybuilder influencer i’m just . A very peculiar individual aren’t I….

[internutter]

Some Rando Has Thoughts

Just saw the latest Miles Morales movie and I have some thinks about it. Spoilers under the cut

I. Fucking. LOVE. Spider-Punk. He’s gorgeous.

Nice to see some disability representation on the screen. And she had lines!

Whatshisbutt from Earth 2099 [sorry I can’t remember his name] places the blame on Miles instead of Spot and Doc Ock. Apparently not the first time a Spidey has been blamed for a crime they didn’t commit.

Kind’a disappointed that preggo Spider-woman’s motorcycle didn’t shoot things. Blatant toy reference could have been added at no extra charge.

We are not supposed to ask where Spider-Punk got the extra bracelet after he threw his away when he quit.

[Showing my age here] I had VIVID fucking flashbacks to a cartoon called Dune Buggy when Peter Parkedcar turned up. ISTG I’m the only person on this hellsite that remembers it. Ask me about it if you’re ready for a long fucking post about shitty animated TV from the 1970′s.

THE FUCKING GOD DAMNED MEME SPIDER-MAN! [Talk about shitty animated TV]

The fact that every Spider-bean has their own art style actually ALLOWS live-action to be RIGHT NEXT TO animation and NOT look jarring.

Also, all the clips from all the past live-action Spidey films, an animated series or two, and maybe that weird Japanese Super Sentai thing?

I blinked and missed the trans references SEVERAL times because I was too busy watching the foregrounds. Not evil, just dumb.

SPIDER-REX!

SPIDER-CAT!

The FOOTNOTES!

“Canon events” ... pffffft....

This has been yet another work of art in the Miles Morales series of films and it is GLORIOUS.

I’m going to be watching it several bajillion times as soon as I get my hands on a copy.

[hamstertball]

squeak

[neyashiiii]

Whoah i actually draw something

[batfamgalore]

*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*

Tim: Oh my god.

Jason: Whoah.

Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?

Damian: No, I did not.

[maykitz]

Whoah there! *stomps on the mushroom you were about to eat* That’s those feminizing Mushrooms wood elves love to leave to turn weak human men obedient slaves. You woulda spent the rest of your life polishing some elf woman’s ears, no need to thank me! *runs off*

don't even.....don't even joke about that man....

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

When I first started reading MDZS, the first thing that caught me in a chokehold is the fact that it's not a regular mystery story, it's a multi-level mystery. You got the first level: finding out who is the owner of the hand. Looking for the pieces of the puzzle quite literally.

The second level: finding out that someone is manipulating everything behind the scenes, trying to get clues as to who it is and why are they doing it.

But there's also a third mystery that happens in the meta and involves the reader: discovering exactly HOW this funny and cocky young man we're following was so reviled that people were celebrating his death on literally the first sentence of the book. Because the novel is not in chronological order, it narrates the events in the present and whenever a new face or object shows up, we dive into a flashback explaining why it's important to our MC. So, we, as readers, are also having to pick up the puzzle pieces to find out the truth behind Wei Wuxian.

And, like...whoah, I *wish* I had that level of talent

[afro-hispwriter]

MILF

Satoru Gojo x reader, Megumi Fushiguro x reader(platonic), 

Summary- “Fushiguro, you didn’t tell me your mom is a total milf.”

Warnings- Yuji being a teenage boy Megumi is a mommas boy

Wc- 900+

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Ever since Yuji heard the man he would come to know as Satoru Gojo said the words to Fushiguro at the school.

“I got an earful from the higher-ups ‘cause the special grade cursed object’s still missing, then your mother found out and I got an earful from her.” 

Then when he was tied up Gojo kept mentioning his wife and how she helped him suspend his execution for the time being. 

Yuji was even more interested in this woman who was Fushiguros mom and Satoru Gojo’s wife. I mean that would mean Fushiguro is Gojo’s son but he looks nothing like Gojo(besides maybe the hairstyle) and he doesn’t call him Dad. Hmm, maybe he looked more like his mom? 

He walked onto the school grounds with Satoru next to him. Sukuna made an appearance on his cheek then his hand. But as Satoru explained Sukuna, Yuji’s eyes landed on a woman at the top of the stairs. She was talking on the phone and staring at her nails. She wore dark expensive-looking sunglasses, a pair of jeans, sandals, and a tank top. He could also tell she was foreign.

“WIFEY!” Satoru yelled out beside him and ran towards the woman. The woman hung up her phone and opened her arms out for Satoru. He spun her around in the air and then smashed their lips together. He placed her on the ground and she pushed against his chest gently to pull away. “What are you doing here? I thought you weren’t going to be back for another day.” 

She scoffed and crossed her arms and Yuji watched the sorcerer in front of her pout.

“My son got sent on a mission to retrieve the finger of Ryomen Sukuna and got badly hurt in the process. Of course, I had to come.”

So this is his mom. She looks nothing like him either but I gotta say, she is one hot piece-

“So this is Sukunas vessel?” They had turned their attention to him and Yuji was staring directly at Gojo’s wife.

“Before we start talking, Yuji, this is my wife Y/n L/n. She's a special-grade sorcerer just like me!”

Whatever that means, nobody’s explained this grading stuff to me yet

“Yuji Itadori. A pleasure to meet you.” She gave him a bow and he did the same back. “How do you feel?” Her face softened and she took two steps down to inspect him. 

“Um fine, I guess, considering everything.” 

“Good, good. And you can control Sukuna at will?” 

“Mhmm.” 

She’s so hot

“I'm flattered Itadori.” She says with amusement and the boy looks at her horrified.

“Huh!?” He blushed heavily and shook his head. “I'm so sorry! Wait, how did you know that!?” 

“Oh yeah, Y/n’s technique is telepathy. So my girl can read your mind, control your mind, mess with your mind, and destroy it.” He said and kissed her cheek. 

“Cool! Sorry about that though.” He scratched the back of his head and laughed awkwardly. 

“It's okay, Itadori.” Yuji’s blush hadn’t gone away and just burnt harder. “Well I'm going to go check on Megumi, I’ll see you two later.” Both guys watched her go. 

“Whoah,” Yuji says and Satoru nods.

“I know right.”

-

“Megumi?” You knocked on his door and received no answer. You opened the door and saw him curled up in deep sleep. You smiled softly and approached his bed. You leaned over him and kissed his cheek, making him twitch but he relaxed. You sat in the chair in the corner and brought your feet up. 

Megumi slept for another solid 10 minutes before waking up. You set your phone down and smiled.

“Hey Gumi, how are you feeling?” You sat on the edge of his bed and rubbed his shoulder.

“Mom, what are you doing here?” He asks, sounding extremely tired. 

“I had to come check on you.” 

“Mmph.” He sat up and groaned. 

“You should keep resting.”

“My head hurts.” 

“All the more reason to.”

The loud voices of Yuji and Satoru cut you off. Megumi's face hardened and he threw the sheets off his body. He opened the door and at the same time, Yuji and Satoru walked out of Yuji's new room. 

“You’re next door?” 

“Hey, Fushiguro!” You slipped past Megumi and walked to stand by Satoru. “Wow. You look all better now!”

“There are lots of other rooms, you know?” Megumi says with a scowl.

“Don’t be like that Gumi’, this can be good for you.” You say trying to convince him but he crosses his arms. Yuji walked up to Megumi and leaned towards him.

“Fushiguro, you didn’t tell me your mom is a total milf.” Yuji whispers to him. Megumi's eyes widened and left eye twitched.

“Huh!? Wh-Why would you say something like that!” Megumi whacked Yuji on the back. 

“Ow! I mean it's true, and that ass though. She could put Jennifer Lawernce to shame.” 

“STOP IT!” 

“Boys, everything okay?” 

“Yes, Mrs. Gojo!” Itadori says with a bright smile. While Megumi looked like he was going to blow a fuse. You look at them in confusion but turn back to Satoru. 

“That's my mom Itadori.”

“Hey, Mrs. Gojo. Are you a teacher here?” Yuji asks you and you shake your head. 

“No, but I'll be sticking around.” 

“Great!” Yuji thumbs up’s you. 

“Hmph.” Megumi grunts and glares. 

Sorry J Law but my type is Fushiguros mom now

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More on the reader technique by risingblackstar 

[korasonata]

Last Words of all Limited Lifers

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Jimmy: Ok. I’ve got it! I’VE FALLEN!!

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Skizzleman: I have 22 minutes left and this is my final order. My time will not go to anybody else. Ties gets to the final 3. That’s it. Etho, do it.

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Joel: Scar. Scar. Sc— OH NO I MESSED IT UP! Grian, it’s not going wel—!

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Bdubs: Cle— Mom’s doing it!! Don’t worry! AHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Tango: Come on Scar! Come on Scar! Come on! Noooo! NOOOO!

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Scar: Hey wait wait wait! No no no no!! No no no! You can’t shoot a man in the back! That’s—! You just hit a man in the back! You hit a man in the back! That’s mean!

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Cleo: I didn’t realize it was you. I have 8 minutes. 8 minutes.

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BigB: Actually, I’m leaving. No. NO— I’m dead anyway. *sigh* What?

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Grian: One death and I’m out, peeps. One death. And I’m out. It’s gonna— it’s getting pretty desp— *GASP* Oh no.

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Etho: Please fall down. Please fall down. Won’t you fall down? Oh no!

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Pearl: Scott! I swear! Scott! This is not a fair—!

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Scott: We’ve all just respawned, so we’re all at full saturation. MAR—

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Impulse: WHOOOOOAH!!! WHOAH! WHOAH! WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?! N—

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Martyn: Nah, I don’t wanna play this silly game. I wanna do it this way. I wanna do it exactly this way! It doesn’t matter if you’re a Mean Gill or a Bad Boy or a Neighbour or a Clocker! YOU’RE ALL GOING DOWN!! NONE of these niceties! This is a death match for a reason! OHHHHH that feels good!! Time is delicious! HAHAHAHAHA!!