#tbcu

[husband-tennis-ball]

Cress smiled again.

"Ti illusa adexte quio ti quifero. The Rizzler was right about you, and just in general more interesting to be around. Better manners, better conversation. Easier on the eyes."

"I didn't get why he trashed your room forever ago, but now I kind of wish I had helped. Waste of twenty bucks. I could have made a straight man gay with that money."

Cress re-did his ponytail in the hallway, checking his appearance in the mirror helpfully located on the wall.

He grinned at himself, satisfied with the ponytail.

He straightened out his shirt, and then pulled his phone out, thinking about maybe texting the Rizzler...

[character-selecton]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

[starred-tennis-ball]

Andromeda stabbed at herself again

“Why am I not dying?”

and again.

They threw the dagger across the room

“Guess I’ll just have to do it the hard way”

Xe reached into themself, trying to grab as much stardust as they could. Multiple times.

“Why can’t I just die! Why does there have to be so much of this stuff!”

She reached into herself again, not being able to stop herself from screaming in pain this time.

[an-interesting-tennis-ball]

WHATS SO INTERESTING ABOUT YOU???

-👁️🎾

^ ^

[tennis-ball-with-a-knife]

(“Is that a threat.”)

“Very well. What do you want to know?”

Karma wakes up, when did he go to sleep?

He opens his eyes and is met with darkness.

(“a blindfold”)

He’s tied to a chair

No big deal, he can fix tha-

No. No he cant

(“What kind of rope is this?”)

He hears a door open and close, and footsteps approaching

“Who’s there?”

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

tbcu in-character ask game:

reblog if you'd like to participate!

Favorite character you've interacted with?

Least favorite character you've interacted with?

Are you planning on doing a halloween costume this year? If so, what will you go as?

If you had to pick one character to go out with, who would you pick?

Fuck/kiss, marry, kill out of everyone you've interacted with.

Have you ever been in a relationship?

Do you remember anything from before you came here?

If your life depended on it, would you let @elongated-tennis-ball operate on you?

Do you know how to fight/are you able to defend yourself?

What kind of hobbies do you have?

Are you LGBTQ+?

Smash or pass @elongated-tennis-ball @husband-tennis-ball.

What diseases do you have?

What kind of people do you tend to gravitate towards?

Are you a more emotional or logical person?

What are your deepest fears?

What is a secret you have that you're willing to share?

What do you like/dislike about yourself?

What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?

Would you rather know the date or cause of your death?

What is your biggest regret?

What is your favorite childhood story?

Who do you think you are most similar to?

What are your thoughts on @i-want-tennis-ball?

How did you get your name?

What is your relationship with your parents like?

What type of people do you have no respect for?

How important to you are your morals? What would it take for you to break your moral code?

Have you committed any crimes?

Do you want to change anything about your appearance?

What is the most important thing in the world to you?

Have you ever killed or seriously injured anyone?

How easily do you trust people?

If you were stabbed in a dark alleyway, what would you do?

What are your opinions on the last person you interacted with?

Do you believe in the multiverse? What are your thoughts on it?

What are your thoughts on @i-hate-tennis-ball and @i-want-tennis-ball being on good terms now?

Do you believe the gods are real?

What is something about you that people would not expect from a first glance?

Are you attracted to anyone at the moment?

Are you afraid of death?

What type of music do you like to listen to?

If you had to get rid of one of your five senses, which would you choose to live without?

Do you have a good sense of memory? Would you rather remember or forget unpleasant things?

Do you think you would be able to get away with murder?

[trinket-tennis-ball]

hi. before i post anything. take this fucking human reference //

ok thanks i'll make an in character post after . //

[tennisball-wizard]

There is a knock at the wizards door, elongated tennis ball is waiting with an extremely confused look

-@elongated-tennis-ball

{ Another visitor? Sigh. }

{ The Wizard puts on the usual pretty attitude and opens the door. Wiz is taken aback once Wiz processes who it is. }

"Oh, hello there old friend! It's been a while, hasn't it? How may I help you?"

[elongatedtennisball]

Help me. I think im lost

@zoominballs-the-second-time

(yes its real)

"Oh, hello- Zoomin???"

ETB2 looks startled to see Zoomin...

"How... how long has it been?"

[rizzler-tetanus-ball]

whose this guy! (gift for @tennisball-wizard )

[i-love-tennis-ball]

The Nurse knocks on the door.

"Hello! Do you requirDo you require housekeeping?"

{ @nurse-tennis-ball }

[The sterile white door has an echo-like sound to it when the nurse knocks on it, and the faint wind from under the door dances with the translucent blue curtains draped in front of it. The voice from behind answers immediately.]

"Oh, hello there! I currently do not need housekeeping, as I am able to do it myself. I would rather not burden someone else, especially not you!"

[There are a few sounds occurring on the other side. Clinking and. . .rolling, mostly.]

"How long have you been doing this, dear? Oh, are you knocking on every door here? You certainly deserve some rest! How about we just talk for a bit? What is your name?"

[elongated-tennis-ball]

GUESS WHOSE FINALLY OUT OF A DEPRESSIVE RUT!! IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Have a little doodle of etb1 while I learn the lore that happened while I was gone

[experimental-tennis-ball]

{ @stitched-up-tennisball }

[The creature fiddles with the lock some more, before giving a small huff of annoyance.]

"Fine."

[She picks up a rock the size of her hand, and gets ready to throw it.]

[stitched-up-tennis-ball]

There's a loud knock on Stitched Up's bedroom door. It's fast, and while the first couple are loud and hard, they start to die down.

The sound of someone slumping against the door...

"Fuck."

[They were studying some notes at their desk when they heard the knocks, and they both recognized the voice]

[They rush over and open the door]

Hello? What's going on?

[i-want-tennis-ball]

[ @ball-ghost-tennis , @ball-with-a-god-complex , @fae-tennis-being , @tennisball-wizard , and @crazy-ghost-tennis-ball ]

(Want sits at the table for a solid few hours [days lmao], double checking their invite list every couple seconds and running occasional headcounts until they finally match up)

…Well! I suppose everyone has arrived then.

(Want clears their throat)

Welcome, everyone! I’m not entirely sure if tennis balls or ghosts eat much, but I prepared a little of everything in the kitchen just in case you could only have certain items. If you have anything else you prefer, please add it to the community shopping list in the kitchen afterwards.

For now, though, feel free to slink around however you may choose, socialize if that’s your thing, and.. well, I guess we’ll just have to see! You can grab food just about whenever, but there will be an official toast in about 5 tennis games..

Please, enjoy yourselves!

(Want smiles, waits for a response or lack thereof, and strolls back down stairs leading to the ballroom, signaling silently for the Wizard’s attention)

[zstarstruck]