#psychic tennis ball

[idoltennisball]

Servet showed a firm, gentle smile.

"You too."

The operator seemed to merge out of the ground in front of the idol, an odd headset of some sort wrapping around their head.

HELLO!!! Who are you??

-@psychic-tennis-ball

Xey noticed the sudden movement and shifting in the floor, He carefully stepped back as the Figure formed out of the ground.

“Hello?”

Xey looked concerned, and especially panicked.

“Servet. That's My Stage Name.”

He says. Expecting a reply.

[psychic-tennis-ball]

oh poor thing

Tethys SHUFFLED, unsure of what Marc was REFERRING to!

Pardon? Why is it that The Operator is classified as a poor thing?

[kindred-spirit-93]

orbs

pallas and athena

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ya girl jazzy :3

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apollo!! (but coloured like zis)

[crushedcoffeecups]

okay but imagine being a student of Saiki Kusuo's class. how fuckin weird would it be?

there's this guy, Saiki, that you don't know very well, but seems to be completely average in EVERY way. like, concerning average. you genuinely know nothing that he likes or dislikes or is particularly good or bad at. the only thing that sticks out about him is his weird hair clips and his tinted glasses. oh, and all the people that surround him

the weird, big, loud guy that no one really likes is his best friend. he basically follows Saiki around. one time Saiki made a completely to scale statue of him for a class fair.

the kid with a hero complex that is constantly going on about some shadow organisation and fantasy world is also his friend. the one that rips all of his clothes and always wears bright red bandages over his arms. he also follows Saiki around like they've been best friends since childhood. sometimes he talks about the both of them being soldiers in some army.

one day a psychic medium who can see ghosts and guardian spirits transfers to your school. the next day you see him hanging off of Saiki. what is it about this guy that attracts all these people? he doesn't even seem to talk to them. he's apparently the vice president of the medium's occult club.

the perfect dream girl of your class that everyone loves is weirdly obsessed with him. constantly trying to pair up with him in class. they've been seen on multiple dates together and members of the kokomins seem hate him. you're pretty sure they tried to kidnap him one time. he doesn't even seem to like the girl.

the over-enthusiastic class president that everyone respects is also his friend. you're pretty sure Saiki doesn't play any sports, but apparently he joined him on a tennis camp over the holidays. you heard that he hit a tennis ball so hard he sunk a boat.

an ex-delinquent joins the school, and immediately tried to be friends with Saiki. within a week he has joined the large group that follows Saiki around. one of your friends apparently saw the two of them taking motorcycle lessons.

the poor girl in class, the one with a dozen jobs who's constantly searching for food? yeah, she's friends with him too. one time you walk past a cafe she works at and see him inside, talking to the owner. what does he have to do with the cafe? and why was she wearing a maid dress? there's rumours in the school that the both of them took shady clinical trials over the holidays.

also, the girl who has a new crush every week gets weirdly into him for a while. you see her try a bunch of classic cliches to try to win him over. none of it works, but she still hangs around him for some reason.

a super rich guy shows up to your school and demands to date the beloved perfect girl. no idea why, but Saiki seems to some part to play in the weird love triangle. later on, you see Saiki and his friends visit the rich guys house.

a fortune telling gyaru joins your school, insisting that Saiki is her soulmate. the two are polar opposites, yet seem attached at the hip, along with that spiritual medium for some reason.

another new transfer (why does your school get so many transfers?) who never seems to shut up insists on following Saiki around. apparently they're childhood friends? they don't seem very friendly.

that famous actor, the one who is in everything on tv? you see him yelling at Saiki one day. something about a sister? you don't have any idea how they even crossed paths in the first place

on a random school day you overhear some of Saiki's friends talking about their trip to Britain together. did they really travel that far for just a weekend?

one day you see Saiki walking around with a young man with a weird headband. he looks familiar somehow. you could've sworn you've seen him on some science program or something.

you've seen Saiki walking around plenty of times. he walks everywhere it seems, and gets to places at a pace that is logically impossible. doesn't he have a motorcycle license?

his parents seemed perfectly ordinary when you met them, if a little too lovey-dovey. how is their son so different?

the dude never seems to change his clothes. obviously he does, seeing how they never get dirty or damaged. you guess he just wears the same thing on repeat.

you see him out and about with a little boy. probably babysitting. the kid keeps calling him by the name of some superhero.

the school brings in a magician one day. he greets Saiki like an old friend and calls him 'master'. you had no idea they knew each other, or that Saiki liked magic.

you've only known of this guy for a year, yet it seems like so much longer. it feels like too much has happened for the school year to have not ended yet. when did all those people transfer again?

feel free to add to the idea!

[gallifreyinstituteforlearning]

🤔🐕How good are Gallifreyan reflexes?

Have you ever watched a dog jumping to catch a speeding ball in midair and thought, "I wonder if my Gallifreyan can do that?" Well, now you don't need to wonder! Gallifreyans might not chase tennis balls as a routine, but their reflexes are pretty sharp.

Enhanced Cerebellum: Gallifreyan cerebellums are finely tuned for movement, balance, and coordination, making them mostly immune to low-level human problems like seasickness, jet lag, and vertigo.

10x Faster Reflexes: Gallifreyan reflexes are ten times faster than humans, meaning they can respond to threats, sports, or spontaneous cricket games with a precision that's borderline superhuman.

Precision & Coordination: Thanks to their superior hand-eye coordination and dexterity, Gallifreyans are naturally good with tools, weapons, and musical instruments.

Chronopsionic Reactions: Gallifreyans can also use their psychic and time-sensitive abilities to help predict movements before they happen.

Master of Movement: Martial arts, sports, or dancing—if it involves movement, they've naturally got talent.

So Gallifreyans can definitely catch a ball with pinpoint precision but don't expect them to bring it back—they've got bigger things to focus on, y'know?

Gallifreyan Biology for Tuesday by GIL

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[elongatedtennisball]

TBCU MASTER LIST OF BLOGS!!

A

@a-really-cool-tennis-ball

@a-third-tennis-ball

@acoustic-tenor-ball

@an-interesting-tennis-ball

@art-tennis-ball

@angel-tennis-ball

@angsty-teenager-tennis-ball

B

@background-character-tennis-ball

@ball-ghost-tennis

@ball-with-a-god-complex

@blue-tennis-ball

@broken-tennis-ball

@bs-tennis-ball

@bunny-tennis-ball

@business-tennis-ball

@butcher-tennis-ball

C

@cellist-tennis-ball

@chemist-tennis-ball

@clown-tennis-ball

@cone-snail-ball

@crazy-ghost-tennis-ball

@crow-tennis-ball

@crying-tennis-ball

@crystalline-tennis-ball

@cupid-tennis-ball

D

@darkness-tennis-ball

@dog-tennis-ball

@dove-tennis-ball

@drama-tennis-ball

E

@elongated-tennis-ball

@elongated-tennisball

@elongated-tennis-hater

@experimental-tennis-ball

@explosive-tennis-ball

F

@fae-tennis-being

@festive-tennis-ball

@fisherman-tennis-ball

G

@gayfurrytennisball

@glaucus-atlanicus-ball

@gsh-tennis-ball

H

@hamstertball

@hero-tennis-ball

@husband-tennis-ball

I

@i-also-hate-tennisball

@idoltennisball

@i-hate-freaky-ball

@i-hate-tennis-ball

@i-love-tennis-ball

@im-the-mail-hi

@inventor-tennis-ball

@iridescent-tennis-ball

@i-want-tennis-ball

J

@jellyfish-tennis-ball

K

L

@librarian-tennis-ball

@lyrical-tennisball

M

@mafia-tennis-ball

@mailman-tennis-ball

@mermaid-tennis-ball

@monochrome-tennis-ball

@moribund-tennis-ball

N

@normal-tennis-ball

@not-traumatized-tennis-ball

@nudibranch-tennis-ball

@nurse-tennis-ball

O

@old-tennis-ball

@oracle-tennis-ball

@orange-tennis-ball

P

@psychic-tennis-ball

Q

R

@radiant-tennis-ball

@retrotennisball

@ringmaster-tennis-ball

@rizzler-tetanus-ball

S

@salt-tennis-ball

@shark-tennis-ball

@silly-tennis-ball

@snake-tennis-ball

@sorceresstennisball

@starred-tennis-ball

@steampunk-tennis-ball

@stitched-up-tennisball

@sun-tennis-ball

T

@tennisballexecutioner

@tennis-ball-foresight

@tennis-ball-haze

@tennis-ball-memory

@tennis-ball-thief

@tennis-ball-with-a-knife

@tennisball-wizard

@the-moderator-2

@tripping-tennis-ball

@twin-tennisballs

U

V

@victorian-tennis-ball

W

@writer-tennis-ball

X

Y

Z

@zoominballs-the-second-time

Other:

Some of us have made blogs for our OCs that are **not** roleplay blogs, but instead in-character blogs!

@xx-glitch60902-xx (Cleo)

@east--eclipse (Atlas)

@divinewizard (The Wizard)

@angelic--begonia (Agnus)

@stitched-4-eva (Stitchie)

@eyes-of-fishes (Fisheye)

@lobotomiesshouldbelegal (Niall)

@zhreaenti (Aspen)

@malewife-aura (Cress)

@ritmo-soleado (Sol)

@mrowwwwwwww (Merrow)

@617274-f (Art)

@effervescent-quill (Elis)

@what-it-couldve-been (Zoomin)

@seasirenfatale (Ciaran)

@three-gold-coins-in-a-cloak (Judas)

@trippintennisballz (Morgan)

[electrificata]

i think challengers is good because its the simplest movie in the world. its about how you need to find the right person to play tennis* with and if you dont youll die a psychic death

*tennis here refer to sex and arguing and elaborate mindgames and occasionally a game with rackets and a yellow ball

[rowanthestrange]

Someone have fun and play brain tennis with me. Brain squash it’s more dangerous and shouty and done in doubles. Stupid name for a solid idea for a sport. Hit things off walls with me until it gives us points. Just want to run things. Stream of consciousness it.

What are we doing with ‘Triad’? What are we doing with three?

First thought: the same thing we did last time with Chibs, this is a god trinity in three parts thing. Back then that was a physical Doctor, child Doctor, and spirit-projection Doctor.

Doctor as God. Fine. Got the Pantheon, haven’t shied away from it. Probably a mirror, we emphasised the Doctor recognising mirrors this time.

Second thought: Triplets? We’re talking about changeling children, does three rather than the usual two get us anything? We’re solving Ruby’s story this finale. Is she one of three? That’s what being a foundling means you have no idea of your family - we focus on parents but what about siblings? You could have whole maybe identical versions of yourself you don’t know, separated off? Maybe bringing them all together is a harbinger of The End, that’s what we did with the Maestro. Changeling girl, she should be magic. The trap was a triangle - the three together could be a trap.

But more importantly what would that hypothetical do with our “The Doctor literally recognised a character as a mirror in-universe pay attention” situation? What would it mean for the Doctor down the road?

First obvious equivalent that comes to mind - the Timeless Child baby Doctor was originally a trigeneration?

First thought - Stupid dogshit basics: The Doctor and the Master being bigenerations seems rational and neat and organic fine. And I mean we do three, we’ve done three before with them, we do the Doctor, Master, and Rani. Generally keep them together. Sure on paper it’s the most fandom history appropriate option sure, but probably literally impossible rights-wise and eh. Just eh. The idea of it is the psychic equivalent of a soggy digestive. Doesn’t feel good it feels too nerdy in a bad way. Not that my feelings matter, but it doesn’t feel like something Russell Tussell Davies would vibe with.

So who else would you have? You’re not going to be able to pull off a new OC idea for something so essential, I don’t think. I can’t think how you would anyway, and you’d really need the fandom to get on board with the idea.

Would Fourteen, Fifteen, but wayyyyy back the Master count? Bigeneration then bigeneration again is kind of three. But it was bi-generation cus they split in two, tri-generation would have to be split in three surely. It wouldn’t feel like three otherwise. And fuck me we can’t get Tennant for long work anyway.

The thing is the Doctor and Master (who’d makes sense, we know he’s coming back) are already so in balance. The Rani is more amoral selfish so manages to sort of fit in a place with them, but even then she’s villain material. Wonks it. What do you do outside that? You’d need a neutral I suppose. Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Chaotic Evil.

We ball and do Iris lol. Hey the Thoschei’s making it in/selfcesty anyway.

…Could you do normal? Like not a freak? Trigeneration implies by its nature the capacity for future regeneration though. …Or does it actually? We don’t know Fourteen can regenerate. Actually makes life harder if they can.

Wait that could work actually right?

Kid comes through portal. Human/Whatever Vinder and Bel are which seems basically the same/Not-thing that copies a humanoid/Whatever, kid comes through portal. Is altered by ‘the vortex’ (Radiation? Sentience? Who cares) like River was, which gives them the ability to regenerate. They fall hundreds of feet and probably do so immediately.

We know there’s a second boy, but the story never explains why he’s suddenly in it, the Master shows him and the accidental murder, but never explains who the kid is or why he’s there.

The fandom default is the other kid was probably the Master, and experimented on by Tecteun using the Child’s regeneration energy to start creating what we’d eventually know as the Time Lords. Frankenstein.

Perfectly logical that the kid could have been a bigenerate that didn’t have the ability to regenerate, but Tecteun’s experiment gave it to him.

The Doctor and Master being changelings for each other, obvious, again I definitely argue Chibs’s intent was the Division would just swap them over, it makes Martin!Doctor’s handholding-without-blinovitching and the Doctor!Master beating the Master!Doctor thing work nicely. And Rusty has wanted to carry on Chibs’s themes and work. So… what if originally there were three? Maybe one got saved? Save the baby, literally finish Chibs’s theme but in an unexpected way.

What if you said fuck the mirror? Maybe that’s literally just Ruby.

They act like siblings. Didn’t we say that from the start?

alright your serve.

Triad, three, go.

[marbleboa]

I know he doesn't get talked about a lot, for good reason cause he's a pretty minor character, but I can't help but find Terada's general presence in the story really fucking funny. He's introduced as this cunning villain, presented as having the upper hand over Sakurai and Koyama--kind of an intimidating prospect after we've caught a glimpse of what they can do. He goes to find Mob with the goal of literally killing him, to 'nip a little trouble in the bud'.

...then he is immediately defeated by two psychic middle schoolers and easily gives out information after being waterboarded in a plastic bucket. In retaliation, he finally reveals his Super Secret Special Psychic Technique. After his ass is crushed by a tree after a couple minutes of fighting, said technique is later copied by one of the middle schoolers and done even better. Season 2 rolls around and he's shown to be on the 'good side' this time but none of the protags trust him. In the Shimazaki fight his main contribution is getting smacked out of the air by a street sign like a tennis ball before he manages an effective hit. Did I mention he wears this weird slutty t-shirt with a collar specifically made to expose his shoulder and part of his chest.

Seriously, man. What is that.

[i-hate-tennis-ball]

Hello <---- Person who just found about your tennis balls

Not that weird to me. Ive seen roleplays on Tumblr before. This does seem fun though.

If I had to pick favorites I like Snail becaus snail. And Festive because Im like 90% sure they have social anxiety and I fw that hard.

it is so much fun. we're just a little community that has been at this for a fucking year now and most of us (me especially) have given our characters such complicated lore that we've forgotten they're supposed to be tennis balls. all of them have humanized designs that we pass around for funsies and completely forget their origins until someone mentions that its fucking balls and then we all take psychic damage

also @snail-tennis-ball @festive-tennis-ball mention

[windvexer]

hey!! Your blog is really cool and has a ton of great info. I love the way you talk about things :)

Just wondering, I’ve been having a really hard time trying to control my brain. Been bad recently. Just a lot of accidental telepathy and silly brain things that I don’t quite have a grip on.

I like all the power, don’t get me wrong, but it’s just a lot to deal with day to day. Do you have any tips on how I could put a handle on it? Even just a little

Thanks^^

Hello!

Lee Morgan said it well (I'm sure it was his book), albeit in reference to witchcraft, that practicing is like a fire that burns away your fat. Like, we're all slabs of bacon and we can throw ourselves on the skillet to cook. Using your skills is exposing yourself to the raw flame of the Other.

And we can render out very nicely and produce something lovely.

But, also, when your "protective layer" is burned away, then problems start. Then the fire starts licking your brain directly.

And that's not good.

So really you've got to take breaks. People don't want to, because it's lots of fun to practice and they get enamored with how their brain pops and sizzles when held directly over the firepit.

But you have to take breaks. And I don't mean fifteen minutes a day of not-practice. I mean, days off. Weeks off. A season off - or two, if you've really gone overboard.

Imagine that your craft is a fireplace, and every time you intentionally practice you are laying another stick of wood on the fire. And that fire is getting bigger and bigger. And if you keep going, your house is going to be too hot to stay in.

The house is your self. You cannot leave.

But even when you stop putting wood on the fire, well - you've still got a raging fire! It's going to have to burn itself out and calm itself down. And that process is not a few minutes of deep breathing. That process is waiting. Days, weeks, seasons. You have to let it cool down.

So you have to look yourself in the eye and say, "is my house getting too hot? Can I really afford to keep putting wood on this fire?"

And besides, you're never going to be able to sweep out your fireplace and clean your chimney while the fire is still going, but that's a metaphor for another time.

During one long period of my life I had been going through Too Much Input, and all these things were happening to me and around me that was a lot to deal with, on a day to day basis. My boyfriend is quite wise in the ways of wizardry, so I asked him how he handles it. How do you handle all these things you can perceive and know?

And he shrugged and said, "ignore it."

I was gobsmacked! Ignore it? Just pretend it isn't happening and get on with my day?

Well he was right, wasn't he. That's a crispy looking psychic stick, sun-dried and well aged. I'm just meant to ignore it? I'm not supposed to snap it up like a rowdy dog and drop it directly onto the bonfire of my mind?

I'm meant to just walk the trail without grabbing every single piece of kindling I can stuff in my mouth?!

How else will I burn my house down??

So another thing is, you can't let yourself chase after it all like a Golden Retriever after tennis balls.

There will always be another message, another snippit, another tidbit, another spirit.

You've got to learn to let them go past you, like you're in a Ghibli movie on a sun-lit hill on a cloudy day, watching cars far below you on the freeway.

It's a freeway. There will always be more cars. Let them go. Let them go before your house burns down.

"What about such-and-such psychic technique for turning off power?"

Oh, sure. There are plenty. Imagine a valve closing. An amulet to limit sensing. Shielding techniques.

The danged heck of it is, such-and-such techniques are tinder. More psychism to stop psychism is just fire on fire.

They're good tricks to know. They're the equivalent of an iron shield to dissipate heat, or building a flue to control the air, or wearing fire-resistant clothing.

But they don't put the fire out, do they.

One day, when your fire is not making your house too hot, perhaps you'd really benefit from knowing such-and-such techniques to more expertly control your hearth.

Let it cool down. Sweep the ashes out. Check your chimney. Do not be afraid of never being able to light the fire again.

Lighting it is easy. Putting it out is the hard part.

Strive to find balance. Some people like a huge bonfire once a month. Other people have tiny little fires to warm their feet that they keep going constantly. Others never let the coals get cold, and only stoke them for mealtimes.

Figure out what you need to make your house a home. Figure out how often to feed the fire to make meals for yourself and your friends, to keep the house warm, to make it a lovely place.

Learn how to let it die down. Do not chase after all shiny things. Learn as many such-and-such techniques as you like, as long as you understand they're fire too.

[psychic-tennis-ball]

9,14,17,20,28,29,36,42,44

for prometheus

NINE!!!

I do. I must be prepared to take over control from The Operator, if they become injured.

FOURTEEN!!!

The Operator.

SEVENTEEN!!!

I do not hold secrets.

TWENTY!!!

Neither means anything. My directive is to protect The Operator at all costs.

TWENTY EIGHT!!!

I have answered this previously.

TWENTY NINE!!!

I have.

THIRTY SIX!!!

I do. It increases danger to The Operator. But it offers protection to The Operator as well.

FORTY TWO!!!

Classical music.

FORTY FOUR!!!

I am a machine. I am unable to delete anything registered in my databanks.

…I would like to delete several memories registered in The Operator’s databanks. It is better to forget some things.

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

Begging at your feet rn to see more of your elka stuff and ESPECIALLY your elka and franke stuff

THE BEST I CAN GIVE IS UHHHH a little bit of background on some things that have been cooking because im bored.

The basis of elkas character being a control freak who is so obsessed w upholding the status quo of her mind and staying normal and being ‘happy’ in her future despite everything she sees being a doomed ending. the vision of a married life with nils lutefisk, who never really seemed to care about her and who she doesnt even know she actually loves or not. because it doesnt feel like how it SHOULD feel and she wished he was something different but she doesnt know what

she doesnt allow herself to think maybe shes Never been happy with a man. that maybe she only feels the need to be because thats all shes ever known or seen herself having

also the added very important headcanon that elka gets so obsessed over this future that she forces herself to have visions of it constantly, over working her future sight to the point that by the time the canon game happens her vision has clouded over and shes completely blind and has to use clairvoyance to ‘see’. (based on her early concept model with white eyes. anyway)

her first year of summer camp kicks off her relationship with nils but also an unexpected friendship with Kitty, and they end up getting very close, and though its confusing its the best elkas ever felt- up until she’s graced with a vision of her and kitty getting into a terrible fight, and rather than putting herself through that she just pretends they were never friends in the first place. (because shes normal)

kitty is understandably confused and upset about this and doesnt know why elka is suddenly giving her the cold shoulder. they both leave camp completely fucked up over their toxic female friendship drama and the next year kitty is ‘seemingly’ over it, already rebounding to a New girl she met on the bus, franke.

of course, franke is a lot different than elka. kitty finds her a lot easier to get along with, more relaxed, they kind of compliment each other in a way. the budding friendship to serious crush to summercamp love story pipeline.

BUT.. franke cant really help but noticing how tense kitty and elka are around each other.

its a lot to get into but my friends and i kind of spitballed franke having like. psychic hyper empathy based powers. shes more of a feelings guy. she kinda goes with whatever kitty wants but she can be good when shes not around. theres like a whole thing i made up for it BUT anyway

she doesnt know whats wrong with them just that the vibes are fucking rancid and she wants to help kitty out by getting to the bottom of it. and so she starts talking to elka when she can , and elka pities her a bit because she sees franke as this completely gullible goofball under kittys spell, cursed to follow her around like a lost puppy. especially because kitty has only grown hostile to elka since theyve been back at camp, elka kind of knows kitty is/was using franke to make her jealous. much like , well, she was using JT to get to nils. so franke is kind of like a tennis ball getting kicked between the two of them.

because a lot of this stuff is roleplayed out there was a bit going about franke being illiterate (because shes dumb) that franke plays into in a self deprecating humor kind of way, but elka takes it completely seriously and takes soooooo much pity on her she decides to help franke learn to read by showing her her favorite book pride and prejudice. has franke hold the book while elka uses her eyes to read it for her. this made a lot of sense in the moment dont worry

franke goes along with this even tho she can. absolutely read. because, like, maybe if they talk enough she can squash her and kittys beef. this ... goes okay, but franke ends up really enjoying this little book reading thing they do together. she is unfortunately a little baby butch lesbian and elka is pretty and nicer than she initially thought, when she isnt talking about stupid boys, and gets Really into the romance aspects of the book that Elka herself enjoys. and elka ends up enjoying it too, because without kitty around, franke is just such a good listener, and a little charming, and does whatever she asks, and gosh, if she was a boy she’d be everything elka wanted, wouldnt she? oh well!

and even though she looks, she cant find an end in sight for their future. maybe this friendship could be different from kitty, maybe she doesnt have to be afraid of how close they are. so she lets it happen, because it distracts her from the grief of boys who refuse to understand her. every time her and nils break up, franke is there to say Well, he never deserved you anyhow! and she feels better for just a little while.

this isnt even getting INTO the feelings that evolve over the future and the self destruction elka puts herself thru to secure her marriage but ive rambled enuff. maybe you all will feel what i feel if only for a moment

[hot-take-tournament]

giving you a treat instead even though you didnt ask :33 i need to tell you which tennis ball accounts i run i completely forgot about that

these were personally handpicked by me for you ^_^

oh also honorary hatsune miku one because who would i be to not include one

i like the one with the red hair, she's actually not super far off from what i look like in real life

...hey, you know what, this gives me an idea-

any of you guys want to form an all-star girl group with me?

we can call ourselves 'HOT TAKES' - i'll be the redhead, i just need 3 more to get this thing off the ground

But in the meantime you have to tell me about those 5 blogs!

it would also give me a chance to get your feedback on some possible song titles i've been workshopping;

Psychic Damage

Our Love is Coffee and Juice

Always On My Mind

Trick or Trick

That's Hard to Swallow

Can't Forget This

Things We Shared

Fetch With Wolves

actually, forget that last one. don't read into it. hold still for a second.

[psyknife]

hc + 💔 hc + 🤕 hc + 😡 hc + 🗡 hc + 🏆 hc + 🔞 hc + ❓

hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience

Kwannon never had the experience of having her own toys or things growing up, so she can get very confused when presented with a gift of some kind. She honestly doesn’t know what to do with it or where to put it.

hc + 🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon

Kwannon often gets cramps in her arches of her feet, so she often keeps a tennis ball around when she needs to work out the pain.

hc + 😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

Mun is going to outside the box here and say that one thing that makes Kwannon dreadfully angry is people who don’t put their laundry away and leaves it strewn about the room.

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

Despite Kwannon’s psychic weapon of choice, she’s surprisingly good with defensive weapons, such as sais and nunchakus.

hc + 🏆 for a goal-themed headcanon

Wanting justice for Orphan-Maker

hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

Kwannon keeps a roll of bondage tape in her room.

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

If Kwannon had more spare time on her hands, she would volunteer at the local aquarium to take care of the cuttlefish exhibit.

[thewickedbohemian]

Thoughts on a show that deserves saving and one that has been

So Help Me Todd

Okay so Judy looking slightly more like Brittany than Cassandra and I can't believe Todd just blew her off

well hello anxiety.witness what are you hiding

Aunt Patty stop trying to be June George

Love the irony of the gay guy being judgey about someone's lifestyle choices and their kid

Secret agent Todd Secret agent Todd

Susan looks like a mini-Margaret, coincidence

Way to get the wrong idea Alison and way to sound high Patty

Even if you're just playing queer not queer yourself, do you really think the male equivalent of the damsel-in-distress works with your roguish charm Todd

Why do I feel like the trial situation is a metaphor for the show's fate (#savesohelpmetodd)

Guess I clocked where Clara's clothing looks like it comes from

I get Lawrence's existential crisis but does he even know what gay stereotypes are

Why do I feel like this is foreshadowing queer Todd

If Skylar is on The Masked Singer nice reference

There's a joke here about how Judy should be hosting the party as she's the Dorothy they're all friends of (and is she a psychic with that robot costume for Lawrence)

Okay Lawrence should not try any substances ever

queer Todd tease #2

Allison you got some splainin to do

Dick's a dick looking for Wrights in all the wrong places

Whole episode about courage I guess

So if Todd doesn't end up with a guy I'd be glad if it's Judy (sedoretu AU with Todd, Judy, Lyle and Alex, hmm....)

queer Todd tease #3 with friend of Dorothy

nice double pun needle drop

Elsbeth

is that name a reference to some real athlete

ooo family drama

Nice Baker's Wife reference (so if you count the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee reunion in E3 Elsbeth's 5 for 5 with a Broadway reference an episode) and is that the real equivalent of the diner Rachel and co. were working at on Glee

This is what hyperfixation feels like

Elsbeth stimmin' and snoopin' (and that's totally me with those ball things)

Russians, really, even on a meta level we're going there politically

Can the walking TikTok please bug off, seriously, that's a high amount of gen z slang per sentence

Day-glo outfit for a day-glo personality

Ok then Kaia sus or no?

and the lightbulb goes on for Elsbeth

Coincidence or not that there happened to be an actual Russian suspect not just gen z ball girl getting conspiratorial

I think that's the third time this episode Elsbeth's looked-at-camera-like-on-Office

Adorable tennis outfit, could have been a little smoother with the stealth interrogation though

Nice media callout with the cancer thing

Not surprised Elsbeth's infiltrating the fangirls

And the lightbulb goes on for Hunter

Can dyed redheads more easily pull off pink or is that just a dark-red thing

ok so ragequit ok so sting

Don't tell me Hunter thinks Elsbeth reminds him of his dead mom

what the twist, captain did what now?!