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astrothedreamdemon · 8 months ago

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So I started reading he is brutal the snipersscout speedingbullet fanfic because I finished Running blind and taking shots. (Waiting for the next chapter)

And like I’m not even at the first chapter proper I’m at the prologue and I’m kicking my feet giggling. The descriptions of thrones and setting is so well done guys go read it

edit; OH BTW GO FOLLOW @sweetcookie500 THEY WROTE THE FIC

#he is brutal #tf2 #team fortress 2 #speedingbullet #sniperscout #He is brutal: Beau is he #i’m just a girl #who needs her gay men #let’s go queers let’s go #YEAAAAAAAH #running blind #taking shots #the triggered happy #thetriggeredhappy

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swiftiesbuddie · 4 months ago

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This pile of crap but let’s make it “heterophobic” instead (in quotes because heterophobia is not real)

I will have many more examples because rarely does queer friends to lovers happen AND all of them are actually canon

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bookburners · 1 year ago

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Everybody is wrong actually

Neil: Bard

Andrew: Paladin

Kevin: Wizard

Renee: Monk

Aaron: Cleric

Matt: Fighter

Allison: Rouge

Dan: Paladin

Nicky: Bard

#Neil: Only a bard could come up with insults like that #Andrew: No one takes an oath more seriously #Kevin: Nerd #Renee: The woman doesn’t need knives #Aaron: Pre - med #Matt: Boxer #Allison: I can’t explain it #It’s just the vibe #I’d also except sorcerer for her.#Dan: That women is simply a natural leader who is also THAT BITCH #Nicky: Gay #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #andrew minyard #the foxes

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benkaben · 2 months ago

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There's a hole in my chest.

#And Jeff's wonderful vocals are not helping #There's no heroes. There's no villains. There's just humans. There's power. There's a guy who only came and left and did not lost anything #And that's the one that represents the very system they're in. The laws. The nice car. He lost nothing and left with more and never fucking #Got involved until he decided to kill someone. “that's my wife''. That's the only reason you're helping her? Not because she herself needs #Help but because she's yours? And then you kill. You kill and take. Women are property and gay men are dead and the profits keep on falling #On the hands of people that already had nice cars and pensions and big cakes and are strangers to the worries of those that are marginalized #There's a hole in my chest and I don't think this movie intended for anything else to be there. What an amazing thing #properly watching #Properly watching The Paradise of Thorns with Benka #the paradise of thorns #Paradise of Thorns

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fabiotheguitar · 8 months ago

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saw tags on @lottieurl ‘s post and now I find myself also asking the question what does saira think about gay marriage. she hates straight marriage because of its patriarchal origins and family trauma ofc… does it extend to gay marriage? is she talking about the Islamic concept of marriage or the social/economic model of marriage? does she distinguish between the two? does she know that there are imams who do gay marriages? does she know she wants to get gay married? to amin-

#many many thoughts #plsssssss I need to know what do you all think #in my very very humble opinion I think she is primarily talking about social/economic marriage AND the practice of Islamic marriage when it #abused and manipulated by men #i don’t know if she distinguishes between the ideal Islamic model of marriage and how it is actually practiced by human beings but I do so t #that’s my bias talking #tbh some ppl r surprised to learn that there are imams who do gay marriages so i don’t know if she knows #Possivly is it one of those situations where what she abhors from a man she would love from a woman? maybe #tbh I think she is aware of her queerness but has not accepted it specifically because of the internalized homophobia you sometimes get when #there’s already so many other things quote unquote wrong with you. or so many ways you have already failed in the eyes of society #that it is simply too overwhelming to think about exploring that part of yourself In Real Life Permanently #I’m also fully projecting bc that’s how I was with my transess I was like well this is hard so I will pretend it is not true.#saira sherwani #we are lady parts #walp

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yuripira4e · 7 months ago

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Before otasune week ends I just want to take a moment to plug my playlist

#I just remembered it exists #otasune #snotacon #snake x otacon #mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear #solid snake #David #hal emmerich #they’re married but also have never confessed their feelings to each other #people who think that snake would be the one rejecting Otacon is obviously basing it off of their appearances only #like sorry to say but snake has definitely slept with and accepted his feelings for men #and Hal has not #Hal sleeps with women to try and keep his mind off the fact he has a full family with a man who he loves and is going to watch die #I personally hc his dads abuse had a lot of affect on his feeling of inferiority so being gay would be too weak for him #he’s like a ally who is totally cool with other gay people but freaks out when the label is pointed at him #despite literally having a husband #but I think snake knows and accepts it in his own way #never forgiving Hal for the Naomi thing though #snake looked absolutely devestated the entire time but when he rolls over to sleep on the couch when Hal leaves with her and the soft sad #romance music in the back??? crazy #and y’all don’t even want to hear about the depressing queer repression cycle parallel between him and his mom (Strangelove)#I’m so insane about them I need them to just be in their happy family and nothing bad ever happens #Spotify

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scintillatingshortgirl19 · 1 year ago

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just watched 5x21 (saviors) and godddddd cameron is such a closeted lesbian/aromantic

#i mean this is nothing i didn't already know but damn #the way she was avoiding being around chase and simultaneously avoiding breaking up with him...honey...#idk as someone who dated a man for two years while figuring out i was gay #(and (platonically) cared about that man a lot)#i Feel her #and the way she doubled down at the end of the episode and asked him to propose to her??#even though she literally said she didn't want that??#with the flimsy 'oh i don't want him to propose just bc kutner died last week' excuse #like girl????#baby no you just don't want to be with him #because you either need to be with a woman #or opt out of romance entirely and just have fun sexytimes with women and possibly men too #please cameron my love you will be so much happier that way #house md #house season 5 #house 5x21 #op

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okitanoniisan · 10 months ago

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i keep saying i need to make some zhaoryu shit but i'm back on my y5 kazusaeji bullshit again they are just so. m

#ada speaks #there NEEDS to be more zhaoryu shit. but kazusaeji still holds my ass hostage so #if i am to write a comprehensive timeline of kiryu's sexuality and him coming to realizations about himself that lead to the way he's #changed in gaiden to be more. uh.#then i have got to start at 5 because its literally when he first begins to realize he's fr into men. and then gaiden & 8 he's like Out #i need his first time to be with saejima when he's at his lowest it just makes sense #theres so fucking much in 5 that feels like its really coming to a head #mayumi. why did they fucking do that. like also nakajima and his coworkers being like U Are Gay but.#mayumi. and hinata. why are you having him refuse sex with women TWICE in one game #i hc him as acespec but i also think he should get to fool around w saejima for narrative reasons #and by that i mean i think it would be absolutely devastating and tragic and also they would both legitimately be so normal about it #saejima knows he's going back to jail anyway so there's that #but god help kiryu he's absolutely trying to fill the loneliness void with People all the damn time #lowkey doing what he did with kaoru to saejima 😭#you're grieving the loss of your family? time to latch onto the woman going through the same thing just a year later #lost your emotional support daughter? allow a woman to live with you while you continuously rebuff her advances #lonely and directionless and feeling guilty for having dragged your loved ones into conflict again and again?#have sex with probably the Only guy who can understand exactly what you're going through but is consistently in a Way healthier mindset #it also makes the conversation they have on the rooftop of new serena so much more deranged if it happened before that #im normal btw thanks for asking

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mootmuse · 2 months ago

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Trans men in fandom spaces: anyone else feel isolated from other fans by a really widespread enthusiasm in fandom for making every male character a woman?

Fans who love genderswap AUs or trans woman headcanons: find your bliss, I'm happy you're having a good time. I say this gently and lovingly, this post is not directed at y'all, please pretend you do not see it.

#transgender #trans man #not sure how to tag this!#my previous fandom people got weird about the ACTORS and were making like transvestigation-but-its-funny-b/c-we're-gay type jokes #at least with my current fandom it's restricted to the characters.#but i desperately need to talk to more people and I'm bad at that because fandom is the only hobby I have #and I don't talk unless I have something worth saying which for someone who wants to talk primarily via text is a pretty big handicap #and going into fandom discords and seeing it stated very matter of factly that these men are women #not framed as headcanon or anything - or else so widespread that the topic comes up everywhere at any time -#feels awful #and I can't be in those spaces when people might just start calling men she/her and making jokes like 'which character has pcos' any moment #any transmen trying to be in fandom spaces who get what I mean?

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clevercrumbish · 1 year ago

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#Dave Myers #The Hairy Bikers #I think maybe for some people this might be a bit bewildering or challenging as a thing to focus on.#But I do genuinely in complete good faith think this was one of the most Dudes Rock things the Hairy Bikers did.#Like on the gay subtext website it can sometimes feel hard to say "cis straight men can have platonically intimate friendships with each #other sober and indeed should where possible because it's good for them' with a straight face #But I honestly mean it and I think Si King and Dave Myers had properly cracked the code #They were also two of the only modern TV Chefs my mum liked #Because they were approved of by her hero Delia Smith #Who liked that they didn't overcomplicate the cooking or imply it needed to be fancy to be good

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rigginsstreet · 1 year ago

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It is very important to me that Heather is a freewheeling bisexual. It is imperative that she hits her college years, moves to the big city, and gets as much pussy and dick as she possible can. She WILL invite herself into your relationship for a one night freeway. She is a slut and I love her so much

#I just need her and billy being the sexually liberated members of Hawkins #like yes billy can’t get as much dick as he’d like to because of Neil #but had it not been for his father and living in a small conservative town with no gay people!#he’d be fucking left and right #he and Heather go to college and start a bet of who can fuck more #heather claims she’s got the advantage cuz she’s got double the pool but billy keeps up he knows what he’s doing #his advantage is that he’s got no problem fucking old men #we don’t need to get into that

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envolvenuances · 2 months ago

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I also have new cursed tales about my closeted bisexual father

#IT WAS NOT JUST THE THREE YEAR LONG BOYFRIEND???#We've always joked he talks like he wants to fuck every cuban man in existence #found out he lived his dream #this the man who told me bisexuality isn't real I would grow out of it...#I HATE THIS FAMILY #my parents with their friends is always a sight #it says bad things about our people but my father acting like it was the average teenager experience to have an 'intense same sex #friendship' you had sex with constantly. dad there's like gay men who would kill to have had what you did...#is still funny #class traitor didn't help me the only time I needed him 'it's her house'#but it's his genes I guess

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angeltism · 11 months ago

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who i like bc of my fragments vs who i, aqua, the vessel like is actually so funny. i could probably make a chart for certain sources where i'm like 5 people and also have a crush on like 7 people

#➳ the fool speaks #this post was brought to you by me chuckling to myself abt whatever tf is going on w dun.meshi in my brain #yes i'm gay for marc.ille she's very pretty and i love her and i love her so much as fal.in #.....but shoving all that aside i myself aqua angeltism am gay as fuck for the guy who wants lai.os soo bad #wow what was that did i just reveal one of the fictional men i've been wanting but not daring to talk about openly #for the record i've made lotsa gay vague posts abt ka.bru. why he pretty :( what's wrong w him i need to study him :( he seems so silly :(

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 1 year ago

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youtube

disappears off the face of the earth and reappears just to say hey have you guys seen this show?

#you guys should watch this show #lidia poët on netflix it's so delightful #usually like faux feminist historical shows really grate on my nerves but this one was genuinely a good time #maybe because it's funny #or the relationships are all really delightful between the eponymous lidia poët and everyone around her #or maybe im just gay #i wont deny it plays a role #the OUTFITS #also i think theres this like needle to thread is that the idiom when you make a story about like a real life woman who faced sexism #bc like you need conflict to have a story but sometimes that leads to the woman in question just constantly being beaten down #you know what i mean?#sometimes it feels like that #but i think this one does it well #i think bc like lidia faces all the sexism every time she steps out of the house #and also inside the house from her brother and sister in law #but she also has people - men - who love and support her..........disobedience #i think thats well balanced i think thats why it works #also shes just great #funny and obstinate but also kind #theres one moment i wanted to put in the video but couldnt find the right place for #actually two #one where shes talking abt a client to her brother and shes like 'shes an anarchist and a bit of a bitch but shes also innocent' fghjkgh #another time shes talking to her niece abt her crush lorenzo and shes like 'you can tell me. as a lawyer i offer confidentiality'#and her niece is like 'technically youre not a lawyer anymore'#and lidia is like '......bitch. theres nothing wrong with liking him you know'#it's just really cute hgkghh i love the relationships she has with literally everyone in her life #if you wanna watch it for like the lawyer thing you can skip it theres no lawyering being done really #because shes not allowed in court rip #shes more like a bit of a sherlock holmes #you know like the american one with the female watson whats it called.........elementary

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iguessitsjustme · 2 years ago

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So you're telling me

that this man was able to pull these three ladies

at the same time and marry two of them and keep the other as a mistress?

That man? I've seen dirty socks on the sidewalk with more sex appeal.

#to sir with love #to sir with love the series #and somehow tian being gay is wrong and needs to be kept a secret #man two of these women keep trying to kill the other's child #one of them is the only one that either child feels safe with and she's the mistress and gave birth to no one!#one of those women used sex cicadas on her own son #she also killed a man but and accidentally caused everyone to eat corpse mushrooms #but the sex cicadas is really what gets me #another one of these women tried to kill tian when he was a child by throwing a snake at him #and yet tian being gay is a problem #man let that dude just love who he loves #it's far less strange than whatever the hell these three got going on #i'm all for polyamory but not like this #this shit is fucked they all need to fall off a cliff #except bua she can stay #but she's gotta get better taste in men #tian has the best taste in men

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natsmagi · 1 year ago

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user natsmagi have u ever tried getting into d4dj...... ? plesae. i got this random thought in the shower a few days ago and im DYING the d4dj fandom needs more artists THEY HAVE CANON LESBIANS PLEASE

OHHHHH I HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED D4DJ!!! ive never looked into any of the characters though and i dont know anything about the story...!! iirc doesnt the cast feature college aged characters?? bc i feel that demographic doesnt get tackled very often so thatd be very interesting to see!

TBH ive been thinking of occasionally just drawing one big collage of various characters i enjoy outside of enstars (but im lazy and the brainrot is like SO severe) BUT WHO KNOWS!! IF I DO DECIDE TO DO IT MAYBE ILL PICK A D4DJ GIRL I THINK IS CUTE!!! OR MAYBE THE LESBIANS BC GOD KNOWS THEY DESERVE TO BE SEEN!!!

#whenever d4dj ends up on my twt tl im pretty sure its just the lesbian couple being gay #which like. THANK GOD #maybe i will learn about them............. my little crumbs #im so lazy tho #ive also played proseka and hypmic bc duh #but again i am SO clueless abt literally everything #its kinda funny bc im really not an idol guy. i just love rhythm games AKSUHFAKUJSDGK AND THATS HOW I ENDED UP HERE #i didnt even intend to read enstars stories. but like 2 days after i started playing was when the wiki was like #“WE'RE BEING FORCED TO TAKE DOWN OUR TRANSLATIONS”#SO I WAS LIKE!!! FUCK NOW I NEED TO READ IT!!!!!!!! and now here i am.#anyway in hypmic i like jakurai ❤️ apparently hes killed someone. We love men in the medical field #in proseka i like shizuku ❤️ i got her on a “which proseka chara are u” uquiz. ths all i know abt her #and ofc in d4dj i have to side with the lesbians Who do you think i am #ask

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