#whiteknights

[wemhall]

Racist by any Name

The Ku Klux Klan, the New Loyal White Knights, the Patriot Front. There are lots of names for them, but they all fall under the general title of losers. Last week, some of these wack jobs visited both the Virginia countryside where we live and DC. They are cowardly racists, one and all, and only do their work at night, or behind a mask. Last week, neighbors near here in the Orlean and Hume area…

[azurerosses]

i've said it once and i'll say it again, people genuinely just hate lando bc he's not traditionally 'masculine'

like he's whiny instead of angry. he complains instead of being frustrated. when he's being cheeky/snarky, he gets called a brat instead of being seen as witty. when he's open about his struggles (mentally or physically), he's labeled as "not championship material."

the overwhelming negative response to him just existing is eerily similar to what it feels like to be a non-dude. and even in a lot of fandom spaces which are mostly occupied by non-dudes which so mindboggling to me

[arc-misadventures]

Pretty, But Not Pretty

Weiss Schnee: She's always pretty. But, sometimes she's too tired to be, Pretty~!

Jaune: Hey, isn't that my shirt?

Weiss: Was your shirt.

Jaune: Okay, fair enough.

[juanarc-thethird]

Thank you... I guess?

Jaune: *Trying to act cute* How can a girl as pretty as you go out with an ugly guy like me?

Weiss: *Serious* You're hung

Jaune: Oh...

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-

*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*

Ruby: Trapped?

Weiss: Yes

Ruby: Need help?

Weiss: ..no

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby: Can I join?

Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes

Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay

[razorblade180-heated]

Weiss:Yang I need you to be an incredible friend right now.

Yang:What body are we hiding?

Weiss:N-none.

Yang:….What’s your request?

Weiss:Please be somewhere else. I invited Jaune over.

Yang:But this is our dorm.

Weiss:Seriously? This is coming from the girl who constantly tells me “you’d be less cranky if you had a little fun.” My fun is on the way over and you won’t leave!?

Yang:I’m sore from our mission and the gym. I would like to lay down in my bed.

Weiss:Ugh, fine. You’re not getting any rest though. JNPR is going on a month long mission and I’m not holding back for you.

Yang:Pfft, yeah okay. If you were Blake I’d believe you, but if there’s one thing you’ll always have its decorum.

3 hours later

Blake:*walks in* Hey ev-

Jaune and Weiss:Zzzzz

Yang:*clutching pillow*….

Blake:Were you- why are you in here?

Yang:I thought she was bluffing.

Blake:And you’re still in here because!?

Yang: *red* I didn’t know what to do once it started.

[razorblade180]

Weiss:Jaune, there’s something I’m itching to do but I kinda want to run it by you. I really want to dye my hair.

Jaune:O…Kay? You don’t need my input on what you w-

Weiss:Red.

Jaune:….ah.

Weiss:Like… RED.

Jaune:I can see why you might want to give me a heads up. Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have thought anything about it if you had just done it.

Weiss:Oops. Damn; my fault.

Jaune:No it’s ok. I guess that’s healing? Progress? I don’t know. Anyway, sure. If you want red hair, get red hair.

Weiss:You sure?

Jaune:Hell yeah.

Weiss:Love ya. *kisses cheeks and walks away*

Jaune:Hey Weiss?

Weiss:What’s up?

Jaune:Not to tell you what you can and can’t do but ummm *inhales* please don’t get an interest in gold jewelry while you have red hair.

Weiss:Honestly, fair enough.

xxxxxx

Weiss:I’m baaaack.

Jaune:H- what the?

Weiss: *black hair* Yeah…plans changed.

Jaune:What happened?

Weiss:The stylist grabbed the box and the model for red was Pyrrha. Jaune I shit you not, I think I cried instantly and bailed. Now I’m in my goth aesthetic I guess.

Jaune:Welp…at least if you find something pretty in gold no one will feel weird about it.

Weiss:*pulls out gold bracelet*

Jaune:See? Silver linings! Also, crazy question, why didn’t you just get Ruby’s shade of red?

Weiss:Oh, so practically non existent? *slowly looks at couch*

Ruby:…So this is what I get for minding my own business? You’re such a hater.

Weiss:I was joking.

Ruby:Nah, kick rocks. I’m not cooking your dinner tonight.

[frederick2223]

Blake, checking her Tumblr page: Okay, this one says "Can you do a smut oneshot with the Rusted Knight and my OC who's his longtime friend and has ice powe—"..rs.... Blake: .... Blake, grabbing her guns and heading out her room: I'm gonna FUCKING SHOOT THE HORNY OUT OF YOU—

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"You okay back there, Weiss?"

Weiss: 😳

[whiteknight-thesavior]

- - - - <The Last Supper> - - - -

- - - - [Now playing: Fourth Warning] - - - -

(The fallen angel rises from the gates. The gates closing right after it leaves. It lets out a scream that ecoes throught the whole facility.

"Thy kind has only ever know Sin. And for that. Judgment shall be thy reward."

As the apostles now break their vines. Passing through the fire. All give out a war cry. As three balls made of chains surround the night. Each one carved with the number 4, 5 and 6. The night hides itself onto its wings, as a ball of light surrounds it. The spearmans start to roam closeby to their respective priests. With the lonely spearman joining the Scythe-wielding crusaders. Searching for enemies.)

@der-musketmainn @solemnly-lament @camellia-office @voice-of-the-light-c @the-silent-orchestra @tomatoing-it-up @judgement-birds-scale @liu-after-hours-ss2 @ask-executive-manager-dante

[notmaplemable]

RWBY: *Watching a movie together*

Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?

Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.

Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.

RWBY: ...

Ruby: What?

Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.

Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.

Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.

Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.

Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...

Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.

Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...

Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.

Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...

Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-

Yang: *Fangirl squeal*

RWBJ: ...

Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.

Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Pyrrha: *Staring at Jaune* The things I want to do to that man ... Are not in the Bible ...

Weiss: *Glaring at Jaune* The things I want to do to that man are against the Geneva Conventions.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Snowflake?

Pyrrha: *Oiling up a strap-on* It's time for your weekly spitroast~

Weiss: *Internally* LET'S FUCKING GO!

Weiss: Oh? I hadn't even realized~

[arc-misadventures]

The Dragon Goddess

Weiss: I am the, God Dragon, Weiss Schnee. The Dragon Goddess of the Winter. Tell me foolish little mortal boy; What brings a child to my domain?

The Dragon Goddess, appearing no bigger then a normal human stared down at a four year old boy armed with a wooden sword.

: I am Jaune Arc! The Hero, and I... and, I am here to slay you! Ahhhhhhhhh!

Weiss saw the young boy charge at him, she raised an inquisitive eyebrow as she watch him charged her as he drew closer, preparing to land a, ‘killing blow.’

Jaune: Ooph!

That was until, Weiss saw the you boy trip, and fall on his face. She was about to rush over, and pick the boy back up, but he quickly got back up on his feet, and charged, her once more.

Jaune: Yaaaaa-AH! ("Bonk!")

Weiss stared at the boy as his wooden sword harmlessly bounced off her leg. She stared at the boy for a moment before she collpased to her knees, and cupped her head in her hands, and squealed, saying.

Weiss: THAT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN~!

The Dragon Goddess soon keeled over, and huddled up into the fettle position, and stared cry from cuteness overloaded.

Weiss: Soooo... precious...!

(Thud!)

Jaune: I have done it! I have defeated the evil dragon, I am a hero! Hahahaha!

: What the…?! What’s going on here?!

~~~

Juniper: Okay let me get this straight... My son 'attacked' the, Dragon Goddess of the Winter, Weiss Schnee. And, she found his attempt to 'slay' the 'evil dragon' so cute, that she wants to… marry my son. And if we do this, you, the Godly Dragons will accept this as an apology from the humans to dare ‘attack’ a Godly Dragon. Am I getting this right, cause this is just crazy.

Willow: More, or less. My daughter wants your son… apparently she wants to marry him… something about never losing this cute boy. Honestly, I’m her mother, and I’m just as lost as you are.

Juniper: Okay...?

Juniper: There are many things I’m concerned about. More things I’m thoroughly confused about. But, as a mother I must ask: If I accept this deal, is there the possibility of grandchildren at the end of it all?

Willow: There sure as hell better be!

Juniper: Alright then, Mrs. Schnee, you have yourself a deal!

~~~

Years Later

~~~

Yang: Wait… your mom sold you to a dragon god for grandchildren?!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Yang: And, you’re okay with this?

Jaune: Well… Have you met my wife, and our darling kids? Cause, arranged marriage, and all; it was pretty worth it to me.

Yang turns to see, Weiss playing with her golden platinum blond hair children. She watched as, Weiss playfully chased her children, catching one, and tormenting it to a barrage of kisses, before letting them get away, before chasing her next victim. She smiled as this continued, before she turned back to, Jaune, and said.

Yang: Damn, can’t argue against that.

Jaune: Neither can I.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: After being your girlfriend for over a year, I realize you’re an idiot.

Jaune: It took you a year, and I’m the idiot?

Weiss: Wait… *Processing*

Weiss: *Angry* …Asshole.

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune @ any of his ships