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gottagobuycheese · 2 years

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genuinely truly wholeheartedly cannot fathom people who go running before work. what do you mean you don’t get out of bed 10-15 minutes before you need to be fully dressed, breakfasted, equipped, and out the door? why would you voluntarily wake up SEVERAL hours early and go get sweaty in the dark and cold and then have a shower in the MORNING only to go to work all day?? incomprehensible.

#context: my housemate and I went for a run/walk this evening and we remarked on how nice it was and how we should do it more often #but realistically the only way we'd be able to do it during the weekdays is before work #which like. lmao.#I'm sorry but your insomnia and my insomnia do not line up enough for this #the only person who comes to mind that I actually know does this is my high school ap chem teacher #but she also got her phd at 25 so she doesn't count #I do like running in the mornings the few times I've done it!#but the only way we'd be able to get it done before work here is well before sunrise #which I am intrinsically opposed to #and also if I have work right after I can't just come back home and go back to sleep or slouch on the couch for 3 hours straight #I was going to say something but there was this HUGE gust of wind and rain and other noises lashing my window and I forgot what it was #anyways in summary I still don't want to go to work tomorrow #and I'm rrrreeeaaaaallllyyyy hoping that the ‘don't want to be here’ energy of Friday carries over to today #phenomenal job on Friday 6 out of 8 of my co-worker's people didn't show up #I yearn for that sort of attendance #please. please give me nothing to do. let me catch up on my other stuff. you do not need to come in for this. this can be an email.#(to be fair I would also hate it if it were an email sdkjfhskfjh)#(...yeah actually maybe don't make it an email)#(but please please PLEASE no more backstories tragic or otherwise)#(please let it just be simple and straightforward enough to finish all my notes as they come)#(I still have to do Friday's because I slept like all of Saturday and half of today)#ah shoot and I still need to study...#you know what. I'm gonna have to say it: I miss December #Cheese's personal molasses #Cheese evaporates about...job??#okay I should go to sleep now and stop fantasizing about a tree missing everything but landing exactly across our driveway #rendering it impossible for us to go to work #OKAY STOP WHINING #IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH TOMORROW I'LL LET YOU DO SOMETHING ART RELATED A N D EAT SOME COOKIE DOUGH HOW'S THAT

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ink-the-artist · 1 year

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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

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artkaninchenbau · 6 months

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..

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puppyeared · 5 months

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renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship #with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet #ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth #to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO #im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the #high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves #also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3 #idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between #masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one #these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise #i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance #for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr #save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me #my art #myart #doodles #fanart #others ocs #canisalbus #fur #furry art #machete #vasco #vaschete #ludovica #sfw fur #furry #anthro

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onesidedradiostatic · 7 months

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stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months

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summer of junior year 06/11

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #figueroth faeth #fabian seacaster #adaine abernant #the bad kids #this is like. the First time I put down a palette for the kids lmao #I thiiiink its pretty consistent with the tones I did with my early sketches? iirc #gods. Ive been staring at this for Hours. I need to sleep lol #summer... it is happening. I feel like that always brings with it big emotions for me #it is. a little bit funny to me that whether these kids get a peaceful summer or not depends fully on how many roll20 campaigns happen #between now and a definitive end/last season of fh lmao #but also the last ''summer'' movie I watched was uhhh summer of 84. which. mmmmm #grim affair! so I'd need to stock up on less gloomy stuff to even think abt this...#well. what I need right now is sleep. so sleep I shall. thank u for tuning in today. see u again I think

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nixiecat · 4 months

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the "shave your pits" guy is back in my notes and this time is being transphobic to my followers so it's pit posting time again!!!

#I've been getting a spike in transphobic hate mail recently which I'm taking as a sign that I'm doing something right #i wonder if they're aware that their hatred only makes me more sure of myself and more confident that I'm on the right path #straight up the opposite effect of what they want me to feel lmao but like yeah #bring it on fuckers your rage is as kerosene to a forest fire #nixie pics #nixie pits #muscle mommy

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chimchiri · 7 days

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Griddlehark size difference - yes?

#Is Gideon tall or Harrow just tiny?#I know what Mercy would answer #I also know which I like lmao #SIGH .....THEM!#griddlehark #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #the locked tomb #tlt #my art

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danielcalmdown · 8 months

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early morning, on the way to Martinaise

#my drawing #disco elysium #i did a little research cause the sticks made me curious about how tf does this car work #and i came to the conclusion that it has to be differential steering #the most similar existing vehicle using it that i could find is zero-turn mowers which even kindaa look like the kineema #but that'd mean that front wheels just freely rotate like in a shopping cart lmao #idk maybe i'm totes wrong but i can't find any official info going in detail about the cars they use

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ofswordsandpens · 1 year

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its funny because Percy has been spiraling ever since pjo and whenever he has a particularly bad episode you have other characters actively worried about it and you think to yourself surely they're going to intervene, surely someone is going to talk to him about it, and then like no one ever does lol

#I STILL HAVE NOT READ CHALICE #so maybe something's there #but I think Jason in boo was the closest thing we got (percy initiated the conversation)#but like... I still dont think Jason recognized/understood the extent to which percy was spiraling #and to be fair Jason was not present in tartarus so he wouldn't truly know but like #I dont think annabeth's approached the topic with him #at least not on a non superficial level #or if she did it happened offscreen #anyways #if percy deflects or loses it or whatever you can't say the warning signs weren't there lmao #pjo #percy jackson #mine

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softcenteregg · 27 days

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//fixation//

#poolverine #wolverpool #deadclaws #peanutbub #loganpool #wade wilson #logan howlett #wade x logan #logan x wade #wolverine x deadpool #deadpool x wolverine #now thats what i call a reversible couple #i mean clearly its both but which one first #worst wolverine #i was very determined to get like 80s motel vibes lmao #deadpool 3 #wade chews his pen caps to bits #me putting USD and CAD in here like a freak #cackling in the corner

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puhpandas · 2 months

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HAPPY TEN YEARS FNAF!!!!!

#AAAHH finally got it done #HAPPY 10 YEARS MU BELOVED FNAF #BEEN HERE SIMCE LIKE 2015 #had to feature glamrock freddy somehow lol SW era is my fave #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf 10 year anniversary #fnaf 10th anniversary #freddy fazbear #glamrock freddy #fnaf 1 #fnaf security breach #drawing tag #freddy #ogs #sb #glamrocks #five nights at freddys #u can tell which one i draw more often LMAO

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xenia12 · 1 year

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Hi.

*tosses these at the ground before retreating to my tide pool*

More parts (if you’re into that shit)

1 / 2 / 4 / 5

#Made these after a night of not sleeping (which is becoming a personal tradition atp)#the owl house #textposts #toh textposts #toh memes #toh shitpost #hunter toh #luz noceda #idk I feel bad about tagging more cuz I dont like clogging tags much LMAO

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dunyun-rings · 8 months

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I saw a post that said “Dragon Age discourse walked so that Baldurs Gate 3 discourse could run” and that’s absolutely false. Dragon Age discourse sprinted, foaming at the mouth, so that BG3 discourse could skip happily through a meadow

#that OP clearly wasn’t in the DA fandom when Inquisition came out lmao #people acted like mages were a real life opressed group #don’t even get me started on the discourse around which romance options were justified and which ones meant you were a bigot/abuser/etc #is Astarion existed in Dragon Age people would literallt never stop fighting about him I can tell u that much

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bubbarnes · 10 days

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“... was I even in that many projects? I guess I'm pretty old now.”

#sebas moves A LOT during his interviews #which is... not frustrating but like. baby calm down please lmao #anyways #maldita seas sebas #why you gotta be this handsome #DÉJAME BESARTE MI AMOR POR FAVOR #deleting this later #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #sebstanedit #fysebastianstan #sstanedit #stansclan #gbbb

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