#which is often :(

[j7lkx]

but does growing up just change your body?

or also

your soul?

[mouthlessmaiden]

if you appreciate male characters you like as whole, complex people with positive aspects as well as deep flaws but view all of your favorite female characters as perfect flawless badass snarky women who take no shit from the infinitely stupider and less competent male characters you’re not actually doing that because you just like women soooo much more than men hehe you’re doing it because you’re less interested in female characters and dont consider them to be three dimensional people in the way male characters are commonly viewed as

[starfruit-grafitti]

gay people

[autisticlancemcclain]

keith is forever 5’7” in my heart but how tall do you think he is?

depends on my mood tbh. sometimes he is a short 5'4 king sometimes he is 5'7 sometimes he is 6 foot even often he is whatever he needs to be to be one half inch taller than lance post space whale

[dark-elf-writes]

Percy: babe-babe you know I love you right?

Jareth: yes?

Percy: and that I’d never want to hurt you?

Jareth: Yes.

Percy: and that I would never ever want to change you or make you uncomfortable?

Jareth: historically yes???????

Percy: then please know that I say this with all the love in my heart, all the loyalty in my bones, all the-

Jareth: you want me to wear briefs don’t you?

Percy: JUST AT CAMP AND IN BATTLE!

Jareth: am I too distracting Perseus?

Percy: nooooooooooooo

Jareth: 👹

Jareth: Is that while you walked directly into a tree?

Percy: She moved and I fucking know it.

Jareth: I can assure you she didn’t.

Percy: SO YOU KNEW

Jareth: It’s your right to look. Who am I to stop you?

[allastoredeer]

You know, ever since I've read De-Lovely, I can't help but think that it is Alastor's and Lucifer's song. I even have this headcanon, like, at the end of your series, after all the issues have been solved and Alastor and Lucifer finally got together, one evening Lucifer stays up late talking with Charlie in the hotel lounge about anything and everything, and when they decide to wrap things up and go to sleep, Lucifer starts to his room but suddenly hears faint music coming from the kitchen. He follows the music, now he doesn't even have to wonder what it means, and of course finds Alastor there, cooking, exactly like that night many months before. They share a look, not speaking, and Lucifer silently goes and sits down, watching Alastor work through the recipe. The radio plays soft jazzy tunes and suddenly the first cords of De-Lovely starts to play. "Oh, that's the song" Lucifer pipes up without thinking, "Hmm? What song?" asks Alastor, "The one you were listening to when I first found you here cooking" Lucifer explains and sighs nostalgically. And to his surprise, Alastor pauses, puts the oven on low heat, takes off the apron, then extends his hand to Lucifer and asks "Would you honor me with this dance?" And after like a moment of surprise he takes Alastor's hand and next thing he knows they are dancing, laughing, twirling to the tunes of the song, it's so lovely, and it becomes their song. Plus point if Charlie comes down to the kitchen for some milk or something and secretly spies them having the time of their lives, and her heart swells with so much happiness because her dad(s) is(are) happy and everything will be alright. Sorry for the long ask, I just love your series very much and can't help but imagine scenes for it. Looking forward to the next installment!

Honestly, it's kind of become Alastor and Lucifer's song to me too T.T every time I listen to it now, I think of them.

And that's such a beautiful scene 😭 Just a complete replay of the first fic, but with all the development and experience between them now making it that much sweeter. And the dancing. I am a SUCKER for Alastor and Lucifer dancing with each other. That shit gets me every time.

Never apologize for a long ask! I really enjoyed this!

[dear-ao3]

what's your opinion on this emoji?

-> 🥹

it’s me when brad does anything remotely silly

[syn4k]

i'm going to make a 3d render of tuckers cubito and make it out of jelly so that i can repeatedly beat the shit out of it with hammers in a physics simulation

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Hello, Siri, please play Rosalina’s Observatory for me

[i-kiss-clowns]

how do people watch true crime every time i do it leaves me with a fear for every human i encounter including myself for the next three days

[maxgicalgirl]

WtNV headcanon that Cecil and Carlos call Esteban “Ban Ban” as a nickname.

[linktothefags]

So I think I might like boys...

[fallenclan]

ik everyone's still losing it abt Otterslip & Stormsight (me too) but I'm curious. what do the blue/newt/evie kits call their parents?? since they have two moms

I imagine they'd call Evie Dad, Newtscar would be Mom, and Bluefern would be Mama

[c0rpseductor]

i do have sentimental attachment to my lavender bathrobe but the inside is starting to get less soft. well. has gotten less soft. this thing is many years old. it would be awesome to have a black bathrobe

[algerian-lady]

Sometimes the sky is just 👌👌

[biohazard-inevitable]

The plus side of being too busy to watch shows or get super deep into any games is that I’m so active that my only media consumption is audiobooks at work and at school so I can finally get in on all those funky book fandoms!!! :D