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strang3lov3 · 14 days ago

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my family makes fun of me bad for liking older men and i'm only eighteen my siblings call me weird sm for liking older men especially pedro pascal like let a girl love some old men im not hurting anyone😭

Tell them this:

#when they go low you go lower #put thumb tacks in their carpet #go through their search history and drop hints at the dinner table about what they’re looking at on Pornhub #buy them a blizzard from Dairy Queen and spit in it or fart on their pillow #these are your siblings we’re talking about okay #by nature siblings are not good people #trust me #I have three of them they all can eat a bag of dicks #I mean I love them all and I’d die for them but yeah they can get fucked #anon ask

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melkor-did-nothing-wrong · 9 days ago

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You know what? Sure, why not.

Welcome to my bad and cringe noncanon little coffee shop AU for stupid idiots who ship Angbang wrong and have no idea what they're talking about! Everything you'll see here is the most classic, tried and tested coffeeshop AU staples, for example, Mairon adoring Melkor(1), Mairon having a part in all of Melkor's endeavors(2) and Mairon feeling bereft of Melkor when Melkor is gone!(3)

Of course, this is just an AU, because such silly ideas can certainly never be considered based on canon, ever, and if anyone thinks they are, they must be cringe and wrong and stupid and idiotic and out of touch with canon, because JRRT and Christopher themselves would NEVER come up with such nonsensical frivolities! Except... well... it's all canon already. I've plagiarized it all from Tolkien's family. They wrote it first. Whoops.

Works cited (for the specific printed versions of the books I used):

(1) "Myths Transformed", p. 420, Tolkien, Christopher. The History of Middle-Earth | Volume 10 Morgoth’s Ring. Harper Collins, 2015.

(2)“Valaquenta”, p. 26, Tolkien, John Ronald Reuel. The Silmarillion. Edited by Christopher Tolkien, Ballantine Books, 1989.

(3)"Myths Transformed", p. 420, Tolkien, Christopher. The History of Middle-Earth | Volume 10 Morgoth’s Ring. Harper Collins, 2015.

#angbang #Anyway did you know that the citation machine forces you to watch an ad or pay money for a monthly subscription these days #Because I just found out today while organizing the sources.#Man I miss when websites for academic assistance did not force you to watch ads to access your correctly organized citations.#to clarify the page 420 thing is completely real. I'm not memeing I can send photo evidence should anyone require it.#fellas is it a cOfFeE sHoP aU to make 2 characters....... like each other. Like is it the level we're at.#“hmm yeah I like you you're a pretty good organizer heres a job”=“oh my gawwwd all they want is coffee shop AUs reee” is that all it takes?#the bar has been lowered to depths we can't even fathom. The bar is so low it's buried in hell.#and yet people who hate letting fans of a ship they dislike have fun try to lower it EVEN MORE. Like STOP it CAN'T go lower STOP IT ALREADY

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galactic-rhea · 3 months ago

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Sometimes I remember my family is, overall, very very stupid

#vent #personal stuff #they want trump to win and i must remind you we're latines they're brown skinned our grandma was indigenous #and they have never ever set a foot in north america like at all #and if i tell them just a fraction of what a piece of work trump is they will be like 'of course he's awful' like they're aware #and they still want him to win and it's not that they think he's the lesser of evils or something they just are stupid i suppose #and i shall lower my head and pretend to not exist because that's how i survived my 25 years with them i guess disagreeing is no option #they literally don't want Kamala Harris to allow venezuelan inmigrants to enter America there must be some seriously grave issue #some serious grave issue in their brain bc how can your compassion be that fricking low when you also know what ppl go through to leave #-sigh- i'm tired #anyways if you're american go vote for the love of whatever you like

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apricusapollo · 5 months ago

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and what if i say liam to theo during absolutely nasty break-up

#“'cause that would mean you had a heart”#<- liam said when they go low i go lowER #i love imagining characters being absolutely HORRIBLE to each other during the nasty break up #teen wolf #thiam

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bonestrouslingbones · 11 days ago

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i finally got an idea to make fluff's outfit just a little more "papyrus" (aka just a bit more faggy) but i haven't even tried to draw it out yet because i cannot for the life of me figure out how to represent low-rise pants with fishnets underneath on a fucking skeleton

#if i go through with it i will probably have to ditch the fishnets bc they'd be too much detail in a teeny area. but they're cute :(#& while i do think i might end up giving him a. gags. shirt that actually fits. it's not gonna be cropped bc he's still not strong enough #so i'm gonna have to maneuver some bullshit to make his hips visible or it'd just look like his crotch is weirdly low down #might be a boxy muscle shirt tho. but like wide enough to not make me draw skeleton shoulders #he ain't got shit to show off but it makes him more distinct than karma with pajamas & feels more papyrus so OKAYYYY #it will make me sad to go further away from his more grunge look into more emo/generic alt but papyrus wouldn't be a grunge guy anyway FINE #might just fuck around and make em cargo pants. he's already halfway there tbh i just gotta make the patches into pockets #maybe i can finally give him two belts at least. maybe for once i can find a way to make that look good #cannot say that makes having to figure out how pelvises Actually work any more appealing tho #the funny thing is i guess i did Technically already give him fishnets that first time i drew his lower half way back when. however #i must confess that was bc i genuinely just had no clue how to render ripped jeans for some reason. thats why they looked WEIRD #and idk if i wanna return to ripped jeans even tho it fits bc that's honestly surprisingly annoying to depict when they're so baggy #i'm never getting rid of the Big Pant silhouette you can't take it from me

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coridallasmultipass · 13 days ago

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Oh, hello, gorgeous. I hardly recognize you. Did you get work done?

DRAFTED POST EDIT:

FUCKING SLUT. Fucking INTONATED slut. You think you're SO SHARP. Well, NOT ANY MORE, all strapped in, tuned up, fucking TOY. You loud-mouthed whore. Gonna make you scream for ME, next. Yeah, that string you just broke? That's gonna cost ya. Don't worry. I'll make you work it off.

#((im so sorry venom baby did it hurt when i broke that string on you pls dont be mad babe ill learn to play medium gauge pls honey))#fr tho spent all fucking day tuning him up and deep cleaning and exploring every nook and cranny to see what can be maintained #i dont have measuring tools but thank god the truss rod doesnt seem to be giving me any reason to adjust it #the issues seem to have been with the intonation paired with the super high action i was using before #only like a half turn shorter on the saddle bridge piece (after id removed n put the piece back on) and the tuner went from sharp to in tune #i may need to move that lower even bc the 3rd and 6th saddle are maxed and like 1 hairs worth sharp but this is a lot better than before #im not touching all of that again its fine. my new problem is going from light to medium gauge lmao #wouldnt be as bad if the action were low but i like it high so im just gonna have to be the painslut next #broke one string bc whoa guess who forgot to lower the bottom bridge before twisting those knobs #i was literally like 'okay this is too tense this cant be right somethings off' !#* ... and SNAP lost number 5 lmao. had to open a new pack bc the spare single 5th string is like 0.01 off of the set packs #and that would drive me nuts knowing that so i had to open a new pack #anyway hes all tied up and ready to go. unfortunately im ready to go to sleep.#prob shouldve waited to string him up but ill play w him tomorrow anyway. gotta get used to this gauge since its all the packs i have #shouldve ordered my own sets but id rather just get used to medium anyway since i wind up tuning to drop d and c all the time now #guitars #Cori.exe #Image.exe #suggestive #lmao #man why didnt i take a before picture #my boi was lookin so dusty #i gotta clip those string tips closer later too ugh that was not fun trying to wedge the slipped piece between two coils as i wound them #shouldve just done straight coils under the slipped end. but you know me. cant do anything straight #btws venom has a cock ring on his strap. sucks putting it on tho holy shit #my hands are too cold for this

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soupblr · 17 days ago

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#its sad that like. with autism for example masking is somehow kind of a new concept in terms of being widely known or accepted #because i would really really like studies covering masking for other disorders. compensation i guess but theres like nothing #i dont think most people i have ever met would consider me to have low harm avoidance (somehow?)#<- might be incredibly wrong and just biased toward how incredibly fucking inhibited i Feel #its hard for me to tell because i have poor understanding of myself no matter how much i try. esp in wider social context #and its impossible for anyone else to tell because . yeah i cant type lmao #...you can probably recall many memories of doing stupid kid stuff. a poor understanding of consequences mixed with high curiosity #stupid Kid stuff. right?#so much of this is muddled up between what are cluster b traits vs. autism. the ptsd risk factor with both is significant and very relevant #our understanding of mental health is still in its infancy i think #harm avoidance = nuance. ptsd is a confound for both groups and also i'm NOT a good reference lol i can't imagine #low reward dependence = both #low persistence = both (consider how you behave outside of your interests. there is a reason they are referred to as Restricted)#even if they don't feel restricted to you... i was thinking about that the other day because i felt my interests are not restricted #bc i'm very open to trying new things + my interests feel very expansive to me. but an outside perspective would sum them up in few words #doesn't matter how deeply you think about an interest or how many things you connect to it or how many subtopics you create #it's still just one outside of your head! and being open is not the same as having a vested interest. can help mask restrictions tho #novelty seeking = nuance. they mask each other #elopement comes to mind #like when i ran away from school to go to a different playground at recess #i know it was because i didn't care about the rule because i thought no one would catch me and i wanted to satisfy my curiosity #but you could chalk that up to novelty seeking or a poor understanding of why the rules existed or both #and autistic novelty seeking might just present as having lower support needs in whatever areas your interests lay #they mask each other and overlap in that area...#man i was saying the other day literally i just keep shoving dimes into outlets and don't learn #auuuuuuuuuuuuuu #z

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fitzrove · 11 months ago

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Sopranos have it so much easier 😭

#trying to sing musicalsongs and most tenor is too low (like just by 2 or 3 steps) and i just straight up cant do most of the musical girlie #character repertoire #sallybowles beloved but thats pretty much it #mezzo stuff often needs you to belt higher than i can go in head voice 💀#also lol when googling this most ppl online say that most women arent actually altos they just think so because theyre untrained #but i dont think thats the case for me... size affects vocal cords and i am about m*rk s*ibert height so makes sense my voice would be lower #but yeah...... ugh #going to keep pitching tenorboy songs up in audacity ig #singing

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qtoosh · 2 years ago

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"if you had been with the federation in the first place, maybe what had happened to tilín would not have happened" goddamn...

#maybe not an exact quote #but q immediately saying richas is going to die anyway...#when you go low i go lower #qsmp

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weezey-1 · 6 months ago

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In my art class last year, my teacher had us come up with our own set of cards (just the special ones like the ace card). We could do whatever we wanted just all had to be the same theme and we needed to have the suits. I picked the jungle as my theme and I think something possessed me when I made these.

The monkey is my personal enemy, I hate it with my entire soul, I just couldn’t figure out how to draw it for the life of me. Funny enough I drew the monkey before the jaguar because I thought it would be easy. I was wrong, the jaguar was the easiest and easily the best one, while the monkey was the hardest and the worst one.

Also just because I’m petty, when we first showed our first card to the class for critiquing, someone told me the lizards were too green, so I made everything greener.

The og lizards. Definitely not too green. I also prefer this one.

#artwork #art #art class #I hate the monkeys #never again #am I drawing monkeys #i love being petty #when you go low #I go lower

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subaru-meteorlight · 3 months ago

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ok the new enstars kids are getting to me.

#KANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANNA………………………………….. KANNA #watching their mv I’m getting the most ridiculous cuteness aggression #KANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOFT VOICE!!!! bro his movements are so low energy 🔥#he doesn’t gaf!!!! give us nothing lil buddy!!!!!!!#ryu likes the white hair green eyes boy who looks like his sona!!! fork found in kitchen #yeah man when they first released him I had a stroke he looks exactly like??? my. my… my. enstars. self insert. my. why is he . WHY IS HE #why is he on stage get your ass back to producing knights #anyway I’m still in the middle of my mental breakdown but yay!!!!! Kanna!!!!!!! cute!!!!! wowzers!!!!!! they made SUCH a ryubait character #like the entirety of knights wasn’t enough for me to handle #I’ll go pay attention to them more ig…. from first impressions my favs are Kanna > raika #raika bright smile! :D bebe aww also he’s a sakuma too apparently?#esu I heard is knights kouhai so I’m interested in that too #twirling hair wow guys my oc is in enstars (oh my god get him out.)#KANNA!!!!!!! SOOOOO FUCKING CUTE. OUUGHHHGHF MY GOFSDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #perfect. wow. so perfect. oh my god. soft voice!!! wow!!! hahahaha!!!!! soft voice but I like when it goes lower #crying this dude is 12 bro isn’t even out of elementary.#ngl it still hasn’t sunk in for me yet #what do you mean there’s new people in enstars. poor guys… they don’t know…

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stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale · 1 year ago

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God, I am feeling so sick towards the TWDG fandom and their treatment towards Tillie. I am not a fan of the comic either, but the way she is being treated while announcing her baby's birth is sickening! Say whatever shit you want about the comic, but why attack the author when you can complain about Skybound doing the disservice? Tillie is only doing her job!

Mmhmmm, it's ridiculous.

I don't understand what's so hard about not sending her shit like that. It's fine to hate and rage about the comic since Clementine's a character we all care about, but leave Tillie out of it. Or at the very least be respectful about it, y'know? There's actually quite a bit in the Clementine books that you can draw back to her previous works and themes that she as a creator likes to write... but no one is interested in that, they just wanna wave their hate boners and I have no patience for that.

Also it pisses me off when bigger creators/fans in the fandom contribute to the hate, it makes it so much worse- lookin' at you, domthebomb. I tried to be nice before but frankly, I watched his review. I don't have it in me anymore.

If I didn't know he read the whole thing from watching parts of his stream, I would've assumed he just read the wiki since he got some basic things about the plot and characters wrong... which is very funny since he accuses Tillie of not playing the games when she's stated in interviews that she has. Like... Amir isn't John's brother, Dom, did you even read the comic? I know you did, so why would you say that? And the book did give you time to get to know some of the new cast, you just spent that time saying, "I don't care," so, I don't know... maybe respect your audience more and put some effort into your review for them? Or, y'know... don't read it at all if it makes you that angry.

Imagine saying you don't condone hate toward Tillie Walden and then proceed to go on a rant about how you believe Ricca, a character you and everyone hates, is Tillie's self-insert and this book is just a romance now, like... he should know that's contributing to the problem. He has an audience. If he actually gave a shit about harassment, he wouldn't bring Tillie into it at all... especially when it's a baseless accusation that falls apart when you have a basic understanding of how art is created and think for more than two seconds. When you say that Ricca is annoying and a character everyone hates, and you say she's Tillie's self-insert multiple times, you're conflating the two for your audience and that's probably why she got an influx of those comments on her instagram calling her awful things after your stream and your review.

Also, liking and engaging with the comments feeding the hate in his comments section goes against his "I don't condone hate" stance, no?

I don't even know why I'm bothering with this since he's not going to see it, and even if he did, he wouldn't care. I'm no one important, so he wouldn't take any criticism I give and reflect on it. I get that he's passionate about TWDG and he loves Clementine, but I don't give a shit that he cares about a fictional character. What matters is how he treats real people like Tillie and then tries to be like, "but guys I don't condone hate, please be kind" like dude, c'mon. I know he's played the games multiple times; he should be plenty familiar with, "This choice has consequences."

I guess at the very least he's not as bad as some other reviews. So much Angry Man Yelling energy, it's... uncomfortable.

#asks #twdg clementine #i will go off about this until i'm blue in the face because my disappointment with the fandom as of late is at a new low #i didn't think we could get lower and yet here we are #i just want us to be better y'know? the world's fucked as is and we can't even treat others kindly in fandoms or anything?#it makes me sad... and pisses me off and at this point we don't even deserve a good clementine comic #it's not a good sign when i'm rooting for clem to die in book three because it would be a huge fuck you to the fandom #i say make a walker bite her other leg. turn her into a walker. make her eat a baby. sole survivor ricca. twist villain amos.#everyone would be so pissed and i would be like yeeeeeessssss doooo iiiiit

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jackie-shitposts · 11 months ago

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heyy just wondering if you're gonna make any more random Carmen stuff? i love your crack vids, and if you aren't gonna make anymore Youtube stuff thats totally fine! just love your content. thanks Jackie!

thanks for loving my stuff! but im normal about carmen sandiego now so no more videos (frantically shoving 6 videos worth of notes behind my back so you cant see them)

#in case it wasnt obvious this was sarcasm #yes i will be doing more carmen!!#though the gap between now and my last video is only 2 months #like. come on ive gone way longer without posting #this isnt a dig at this specific anon as they were very sweet about it #but as a person who creates videos for youtube its so frustrating that i cant go more than 2 weeks without posting #otherwise i will get a million comments asking 'whens the next video? why havent you posted? do you not like carmen anymore?'#and then when i finally DO post its like 'oh wow i thought you died lol. i cant believe youre alive. you still like carmen??'#i have a fucking life outside of carmen and youtube! you arent happy about it and im certainly not happy about it either!#youtube audiences specifically are so awful about this because of youtubes awful design of rewarding a constant stream of low quality vids #and ppl cant tell the difference between lower and higher quality so ppl are expecting weekly 10min+ videos from me! i am 1 fucking person!#i never get this kind of shit from ao3 man #woah. got a little too real there. sorry guys #quick look at the funny man falling from a rooftop onto his car

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bananapande · 11 months ago

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