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my family makes fun of me bad for liking older men and i'm only eighteen my siblings call me weird sm for liking older men especially pedro pascal like let a girl love some old men im not hurting anyone😭
Tell them this:

#when they go low you go lower#put thumb tacks in their carpet#go through their search history and drop hints at the dinner table about what they’re looking at on Pornhub#buy them a blizzard from Dairy Queen and spit in it or fart on their pillow#these are your siblings we’re talking about okay#by nature siblings are not good people#trust me#I have three of them they all can eat a bag of dicks#I mean I love them all and I’d die for them but yeah they can get fucked#anon ask
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Kink Prompt! Tentacles please!
you are not the only person that asked for this, so here I present to you all: lowbrow tastes, shallow writing, recycled characters, zero depth, and a ficlet that is intended to solely feed my own lazy ego. because tentacle smut is the way to do that, clearly.
anyways- only 2.3k of this is actually smut, just a heads up. the other 2.6k is just because I realized how absolutely comical the potential here was, and kept writing. the back half of this is a complete crackfic.
I was actually intending to write this with daniel until I did some digging and realized every other tentacle max fic I could find has maxiel, so I'm switching it up here.
HELLLOOOOO: this is pretty explicit, obviously written for a kink prompt fill. here ye be warned, smut ahead.
pairings: charles leclerc/max verstappen
relevant heads up: here we go. monsterfucking, tentacles, extremely dubious consent (due to:) aphrodisiacs, biological bondage, kind of a breeding kink? one sided breeding kink, overstimulation, implied mind break
crack tags: they're in the fic technically but I'm absolutely not taking them seriously- mpreg (kind of), eggs (actually just the one), extremely short lived parenthood. because nature.
The cove is beautiful. Max likes to come out here on evenings, watch the sun set. He'd gotten a few weird looks when he said he was taking a vacation in Italy alone, but he's needed his own space- his first season of F1 had been insane, and he's finally old enough to travel on his own, away from Jos.
So now he's got a private rented villa, and he gets to spend his evenings on the beach. He settles on his back, uncaring as sand gets into his hair. The sand is still warm, and the temperature is perfect, the slightest breeze.
He feels himself getting sleepy, eyes drifting shut despite his best attempts, the tide lapping at his feet. He drifts for a little bit, half awake-half not, semi-aware of the tide rising to his knees, but he's not worried yet- that's about as high as it goes.
Something brushes against his foot- stray seaweed, maybe. He doesn't pay much attention to it, relaxed and warm.
It ghosts over his shin, half wrapping around his ankle, and Max frowns, starting to sit up so he can pull it off-
It tightens, and then Max screams as he's yanked, dragged into the sea faster than he can react.
He snaps his mouth shut- he didn't get enough air before he went down, he's going to die to a vengeful jellyfish, the ocean has decided it hates him.
He's still being moved, but now there's the seaweed texture around his arms, and then something is settling over his eyes, muscular and thick.
It completely blocks out his vision, and Max is panicking, trying to fight back- kicking his feet, squirming away- but nothing works, the things don't even budge.
His chest is starting to burn for air, and Max goes limp, trying to conserve energy, even though he's probably going to die down here to some fucked up kind of squid.
And then the water breaks over his head, and Max takes a desperate, gasping breath. He tries to kick his legs out, but there's something firm wrapped around them, winding up his thighs- he's being lifted into the air before he's suddenly on his back, smooth stone underneath him.
He can breathe but he can't see, renewing his struggle to get away from whatever it is. It's definitely not seaweed- too muscular and smooth.
A thick band is wrapping its way around his waist, and the sensation of it sliding across his skin makes Max shiver.
There's a hot breath by his cheek, and Max freezes- feels teeth lightly scrape against his neck.
"You weren't supposed to be out there."
The voice is mostly smooth, tinged with a slight amount of roughness, the hint of a French accent, and Max could swear it sounds familiar, but he can't pinpoint where.
He's afraid to move.
There's another soft scrape of teeth, this time over Max's cheek, and he can feel another band sliding across his chest, resting near his neck.
"Do you know how many others were watching you? You are lucky I was there, or this would be going much differently."
Max doesn't understand- he can't see, he doesn't know what's going on, and he's starting to freak out about how many things are moving on him, slimy and strong.
"But you smell so pretty, and you were all alone."
Max's breathing picks up, ragged and desperate as he starts struggling again, yanking at his arms and legs.
There's a deep rumble around him, and he realizes a second later it must be the thing. Another thick band wraps around his thighs, yanking them apart and holding them there as the one around his neck fully wraps around, and Max realizes he's in danger.
"They would have loved to have you, yes. You fight so pretty,"
The voice moves away from him, speaks up again somewhere near Max's stomach.
"And you'll be such a good carrier, give such a pretty brood, yes? They all wanted you, but I'm the only one who gets you- I know what you need."
Max doesn't respond, feels like he's trapped in one of those cautionary tales they tell children- 'don't go to the cove alone or the sea monster will get you' kind of thing.
There's a smaller tendril making its way up Max's chest, curling near his cheekbone.
"If you had just stayed inside, this would not have been a problem, Max."
It knows his name. Max feels ice in his veins, suddenly much more afraid than he'd been a moment ago. This isn't random, it's personal.
His heart feels like it's going to beat out of his chest. He finally opens his mouth to talk-
"Please, I do not have what you want-"
He's cut off by the thing on his cheek shoving its way into his mouth, and he panics, thrashing again as it swells, keeps his jaw locked open. He gags when it brushes the back of his throat, and he thinks his eyes might be wet, but he can't tell with the band covering them.
Max makes a strangled whimper around it, and then there's a hand- a human hand- running its fingers along his cheek, tracing around his lips.
"Easy, Max. Give it a bit of time, it will be alright."
Max is shaking like a leaf, and there's saliva building up in his throat- but when he swallows, it's immediately building up again, and he realizes with horror it's not from him, it's from the thing- and if Max doesn't want to choke he has to keep swallowing.
There's another deep rumble next to him, and Max feels humiliated, mouth stretched wide as he practically sucks at it. It's doing something to his head, getting his wires crossed.
The rumble gets louder, and Max realizes he's relaxing, even in the grip of the thing.
"See, this is not so bad. You like this."
Max tries to find the strength to struggle again, but he can't find it- the best he can do is helplessly squirm against the tendrils holding him down, and all that achieves is a heightened feeling of sensitivity across his body.
There's a sensation sliding across his waist, down between his legs, and Max knows what's going to happen next, head dropping back as he tries to twitch his hips away. It's futile- the tendril slips easily across his skin, slick and hot when it wraps around his cock, and Max moans around the obstruction in his mouth- it feels better than it should, shoots electric sensations through his skin.
The thing rumbles again, and the tendril in his mouth swells before there's a larger rush of liquid, and Max really does choke on it, thick as it coats his throat before pulling out of his mouth.
Max is panting, and the one around his cock is wet and hot as it smoothly glides up to wrap around his tip.
The tentacles pull his thighs further apart, and Max has a feeling he can guess what's next, caught between fear-want-scared-need-it, shivering in the things grip.
It rumbles again- Max thinks it sounds like a he, wishes he could pinpoint where he recognizes the voice from.
Teeth graze over his shoulder, sharp pinpricks against his skin.
"Feeling better now, yes? You were just nervous, it's okay. I will take good care of you- better than the others would."
The teeth dig a bit harder, a slight pressure against Max's skin.
"I'll bring you the best food, give you the best den, you'll brood so pretty for me and be done in time for the racing season, I promise."
Max isn't really paying attention, too caught up in the sensation of everything, the way he's pulled bare and exposed on the rock, the way he can't even see and he still wants it-
He's an embarrassment to the bloodline. He pushes his hips up anyways, needy and wanting.
There's tentacles wrapping up his waist and arms, a smaller one brushing across his chest, and it has suckers on it, latches tight to his nipples, and Max bucks up, overwhelmed at the feeling, the way they rhythmically contract and squeeze.
Everything feels like a live wire- he's never had sex that comes anything close to this. He's flushed, and he's starting to feel overheated, like things are too much and not enough all at once.
He wishes he could see.
Then again- a smaller tendril pushes past his cock, teases at his hole, and he thinks maybe he's better off not knowing.
He's still panting into the open air, and the tentacle is just toying with him, smearing something wet and sticky around his thighs, teasing at pushing into him before it goes back to circling around him.
Max can't help the whine, embarrassing as it is, and the thing rumbles again.
"You are always so impatient- give it a moment, yes? Do you need a distraction, are you that desperate to brood for me? Want your first clutch that bad?"
Max doesn't even know what he's saying, just knows that it's too much, that he needs something to change- the tentacles on his skin making him tremble, the one around his cock not moving fast enough, the smaller one teasing him- something has to give.
"Please,"
His voice comes out raspy, fucked out from the tentacle that had been down his throat. He doesn't even know what he's asking for, doesn't know what the thing was talking about, just knows that he wants.
He shouldn't. He's been kidnapped off a beach by a terrifying creature he didn't know existed, and it's about to fuck him, he should be scared, should be furious, but instead-
Max just wants the damn thing to get a move on. He wants, he can feel the need burning through his bones, mounting by the second.
He can start to feel a strange sensation where the smaller tentacle had been, an aching need that he's never felt before- like when he needs to stretch a muscle.
The suckers on his chest tighten unexpectedly, and Max feels his eyes roll back into his head at the sensation, the way he can feel them swelling up- he doesn't want to think about what they might look like right now.
There's a softer rumble near his ear.
"You're almost ready, I promise. Doing so well for me, pretty little brooder, going to be perfect, aren't you?"
The teeth are scraping across his neck, digging in deeper than before, and Max feels a slight sting as they break skin, and then there's a tongue lapping at the wound.
He moans, starting to really feel the need between his legs, and ache to be stretched, be filled.
"Just for me, you're so perfect- no one else could handle you, they wouldn't know how-"
Max's weird tentacle captor has a possessive streak. That's fine- as long as he gets something in him.
"I am- I want, I'm ready, please-"
There's another ghost of hot breath against his skin, and then he can feel something press between his legs.
It's huge.
Max flinches, tries to push back away, but his limbs won't respond, held down tightly by tentacles.
"It's okay, you're okay- it feels much scarier right now, but you are ready for it, I promise."
Max trembles, fear trying to override the rest of his brain. He's never had anything in his ass before, maybe a single exploratory finger, but certainly not- certainly not something like this, it won't possibly fit.
The creature sighs.
"You are lucky I like you so much- it takes a very specialized diet to make this, and I don't like eating it."
The tendril from before pushes past Max's lips, pressing halfway down his throat in a smooth slide as he gags around it, desperately trying to breathe through his nose.
He can feel it pulsing, pushing something down his throat, and the suckers on his chest work harder for a moment, and Max is lost to the feeling, eyes rolling back into his head.
He barely feels the thing between his legs prod at his hole again, just acknowledges a deep pressure, finally starting to relive the ache.
He's drooling around the tendril in his mouth, and it makes a wet squelching noise when it pushes a bit further.
The ache between his legs is settling, and when Max tries to weakly move a leg he finds he can't- there's a huge tentacle working its way inside of him, and he's never felt this full in his life- completely stretched open at both ends, completely at the whim of the thing that's taken him.
He makes a wet noise around the one in his mouth when the larger tentacle starts moving, and then he feels it- bulbs and ridges, pressing up against his prostate- Max screams as his cock kicks, orgasm pushing through him.
There's a satisfied sounding rumble, but nothing lets up- if anything it gets worse- the biggest tentacle is moving in and out of him, feels too big to possibly be real, remolding Max to be whatever the creature wants, dangling between its tentacles.
There's another burst of fluid down his throat, and then Max loses track of everything.
He's faintly aware at some point later- could be minutes, could be hours- that the thing is letting out soft sighs, clearly building up to its own climax, but it feels like it goes on forever-
More time passes. Max is fully suspended in the air now, completely at the mercy of the tentacles as they core him out, irreversibly change him. Nothing else could ever hit him this deep, could ever fill him so thoroughly.
He's half submerged in the water when the thing finally finishes, and then there's so much pressure-
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Max has never felt this exhausted in his life. He's lying limp on something soft, and something is in his mouth, holding his teeth apart as careful fingers set a wet cube on his tongue. The tentacle leaves his mouth, and Max instinctively starts chewing- it's fish, raw and springy as he swallows. His eyes are half lidded, and he's not sure he could move if he tried.
There's a soft rumble next to him.
"Hi, Max."
Max tries to pull himself together- everything feels fragmented and hazy, and he doesn't even know where he is.
Charles Leclerc is sitting next to him, carefully deboning a fish with his nails.
Max is so confused.
"'rles?"
Charles reaches over and runs a hand gently through Max's hair. They're sitting in a cave, water lapping at stone nearby, and there's a few lanterns set up. Max is half in a pool of water, submerged from the waist down.
His chest and arms are resting on some soft blankets, and his head is supported by a solid pillow. His chest hurts- sore and swollen.
"Yes."
Charles easily slices down one of the fish, and there's no way that's just his nails- he must have a tiny blade in there.
Max tries to shift, but he's sore, his entire body twinging when he moves his leg. Charles looks over at him, eyes flicking rapidly across his body.
"You should not be moving- I will bring you everything you need, don't worry."
Max is not any less confused, trying to piece together what exactly had happened to him.
He'd been on vacation, been on the beach-
He freezes. He thinks his fingers might be shaking, the soreness starting to make sense. Tentacle thing. Creature. Person. Whatever.
In him.
Charles and his too sharp nails, Charles and his French accent, Charles here-
Max is trembling. Charles tilts his head before understanding dawns in his eyes, and then he's setting the fish down, carefully dicing another cube off.
"I will explain, in a minute."
His hand comes to Max's jaw, and it's practically autopilot when Max opens his mouth, lets Charles place the fish back on his tongue.
Charles is providing for him. Some part of Max feels good about that, deep in his chest- he's never had a feeling like this before.
Chew, swallow.
He looks back up at Charles, who winces, fiddling with a fishbone between his fingers.
"I would like to start by saying I am sorry- but also that I was doing you a favor."
Max's jaw drops, and he immediately snaps it back shut at the way it aches, which-
"I'm sorry?"
Charles cringes.
"If it was not me someone else would have grabbed you."
Max glares.
"Off of the private beach I was on?"
Charles blinks at him, and his pupils are weird- vertical slits, and it almost looks like a second eyelid sliding horizontally across his eyes.
"There is no such thing as a 'private beach', Max, those waters belong to us more than they do to you."
"and who, exactly, is us?"
Something lifts from the water next to Max, deep blue, smooth and thick, and he instinctively tries to jolt away- it moves faster than he does, pins him back in place.
"Seriously, you should not be moving."
"Would you quit doing that-"
Charles frowns.
"Will you stop trying to move?"
"No!"
Charles throws his hands up, exasperated.
"Well, obviously I am going to keep doing that then."
He huffs at Max, exactly as bitchy as he's been their entire lives. It's weirdly normal in the face of everything that's happened.
"I am a part of a distinguished Monacan bloodline, thank you very much. We hunt in the ocean."
Max makes a strangled noise.
"So you're going to eat me?"
He feels one of the tentacles around his ankle squeeze as Charles looks alarmed.
"No! No, I'm not going to eat you, god. That's archaic. We don't eat people anymore, have not for hundreds of years."
Max side eyes him.
"Right. You just kidnap them to creepy caves and fuck them. Makes sense."
Charles' shoulders slump slightly, and he almost looks guilty.
"Sorry, again. I had a rut. I was not expecting it, and I go to Italy because there is no chance of grabbing someone I know, but you were there-"
Max's eyes widen.
"You've done this to other people?"
There's a small tentacle that angrily slaps the water, sends small droplets flying everywhere.
"Ugh, you make it sound worse than it is. They don't remember anything. Also- it is a local legend, so there's usually monsterfuckers on the beaches at night anyways."
Charles slices off another piece of fish, and Max opens his mouth, dutifully chews and swallows. The whole-
This dynamic is fucking him up. He's confused.
"So why me, and not a monsterfucker?"
Charles is messing with the fishbone again.
"Well- you are you, Max. I could not let any of the others take you off that beach- I would have had to kill them. And then you would smell like them, and I'd have to fix that, so really the whole thing would've happened twice."
"It didn't have to happen at all!"
Charles glares.
"You went to a cove, on a monsterfucking coast, and now you are upset?"
"Obviously I did not know it was a monsterfucking beach!"
There's a heavy sigh, and then Charles is sliding into the water with him, and Max can feel the tentacles sliding across his skin, wrapping around his thighs and waist and chest. Charles settles... somewhere in the middle of the small pool. Max can't see through the water, it's too dark, but he knows there's more tentacles down there.
Max actually doesn't mind being suspended in the water- he doesn't have to do anything, just gets to rest. It's easy on his aching muscles and joints, even if he's realizing he's hungry again.
Somehow, Charles knows, and there's a whip-thin tentacle that wraps around the sliced fish, bringing it back to land in Charles' human hands as he cuts another cube.
"Mate, just let me have the rest of it."
Charles looks pleased, and then Max can hear him rumble, the same sound he'd heard as he was having the most insane fuck of his life.
"What the fuck are you happy for? Give me that."
Charles hands him the rest of the fish, and Max tears into it, lets it slide down his throat. It's weirdly soft- his teeth slice through it like butter, meeting no resistance.
Charles is still rumbling.
"I'm happy because you are hungry, Max, it is a good thing. It means the babies are growing."
What.
"What."
Max cannot possibly have heard that right.
Charles looks mildly confused. One of the tentacles around Max's thigh tightens for a moment before it's winding around his leg, thick and distracting.
"The clutch, Max. They are small, so you were providing fine for them before, but they're almost ready now, so you are needing more of their diet- fish, mostly. I've been giving you some sea stars as well."
Max is broken, he's pretty sure. There's no other explanation.
"Sorry- I think maybe I am misunderstanding? You said babies? In me?"
His voice goes high at the end, because- he may have dropped out of school, but he's pretty fucking confident he can't have kids.
Charles has that stupid rumble going again- he sounds like a tiny little engine.
"Yes Max, the clutch. Your clutch, really, you are doing all the hard work. Most of them have probably eaten each other by now though, so it is the strong ones left that are wanting more food."
Max opens his mouth, but the only thing that comes out is a strangled squawking noise.
Babies. In him. His babies.
"They're eating each other?"
Charles looks fond, which is fucking ridiculous- Max must be having the weirdest dream of his life, it's the only possible explanation.
"Don't look so sad, that is just the way it is. You cannot possibly want to have all of them- that would be so many."
Max swallows. This is a dream. He's dreaming.
"How do I- Charles, I was not ready to be a father?"
"Brooder, technically."
"A parent."
Charles seems confused again before he snaps his fingers.
"Oh! No, they are not hybrids like me. I did not give you near enough material for that. They are just little things- maybe smarter than average. Stronger, because of you."
Max is confident his horror is showing on his face.
"Max, relax. It's alright."
The tentacles are moving against him, soothing motions down his sides and legs.
"You will probably only end up with one egg, and they are very independent- we'll find a good spot on the cove for it and then leave."
"Egg?"
"Max. I have tentacles- I'm not sure what else you thought it was going to be."
Dream, it's a dream, Max is dreaming. It's fine because it's not real, he's not going to lay an egg. An egg.
The rest of Charles' sentence catches up to him.
"Wait, we abandon it?"
Max is not ready to be a parent, but he's certainly not going to be a deadbeat.
Charles' tentacle snatches another fish as he starts deboning it for Max again.
"Well, yes. It is just nature, don't look so scandalized. I mean- I know I am too young to really be raising any kids, which means you are also, yes? It would be irresponsible."
"...but you fucked me anyways."
Charles shrugs, tossing the bones into a small pile.
"Like I said, I was in rut. Needed a brooder. It is fine as long as they aren't fully fertilized, obviously."
He pulls Max closer to him, tears a chunk of fish meat and pushes it between Max's lips.
"And you did a very good job. This is the most awake you have been in days, which is how I know it is almost time."
Max stops chewing. It's been curveball after curveball.
He swallows.
"Charles, how long have I been here?"
Charles rips off another chunk.
"About a week."
Max closed his eyes for a moment. He's not sure how exactly he can strangle Charles, but he's going to figure it out.
"A week? My family probably thinks I am dead-"
Charles waves off his concerns, presses the rest of the fish into his mouth. Max would be pissed at the blatant attempt to shut him up if he wasn't so hungry.
"It will be fine, Max. You can just say you had a journey of self discovery or whatever. We'll have a better plan next year."
Max is going to hyperventilate.
"What the fuck do you mean, next year?"
Charles tilts his head, blinking his eyes.
"I picked you, Max. You're my brooder- you smell like me, you've gone through some of the changes- it will get easier each year of course. You might get gills later down the line."
Max is feeling slightly faint.
"Also, your body remembers this, yes? This time next year it will remember it again. That's how it works."
"Changes?"
His voice is weak and thready. It's too much to process at once- can't possibly be real.
"Surely you noticed your teeth are a bit stronger- you have been ripping into the fish. This cycle was hard because it was your first, but- your body knows now, so it will start packing on the extra things you need over the year until it is this time again. You might have to work out harder, sorry."
A tentacle brushes across Max's chest and he jolts, sensitive.
"It will probably go to your chest. Not really anything noticeable- some extra muscle and fat. You will look like you just have impressive pecs."
Right. Eggs, teeth, gills, why not. Max has always wanted to be a fish person, it's a lifelong dream of his. Obviously.
His voice is still high when he speaks.
"Every year?"
Charles lets out another pleased rumble.
"Yes."
Max passes out.
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He wakes up to a soft splashing noise, and it takes him a second to reorient himself, eyes adjusting to the dim lighting. He's in Charles' cave, still half underwater, resting on a little shelf. He's curled around something protectively- he knows what it is even if he doesn't want to admit it.
Max swallows before looking down. There's an egg in his lap.
Where the fuck is Charles.
He looks around. He's not hungry anymore, just exhausted, aching and tired. Charles is missing, and Max remembers what he'd said about others- curls a bit tighter around the egg. He's not sure what kind of shit he's gotten involved in- has no idea if some other thing like Charles might try to come into the cave.
Apparently they can smell him. He pets two of his fingers soothingly over the top of the egg, presses further back into the corner of his little pool.
There's something flashing underwater, little rectangular squares of light getting closer, and Max curls tighter around the egg, top lip curling. There's not a whole lot he could do against one of- whatever Charles is- but he won't make it easy.
A head pops out of the water and Max immediately chucks a fishbone at it, perfect athlete precision- nails the intruder directly in the forehead.
"Ow- Merde, what the fuck-"
"Where the hell were you?"
Max feels his heart rate start to slow now that he knows it's Charles. Still-
Charles holds up his hands apologetically.
"Sorry- sorry, really. I was looking for a good spot for the egg, I didn't think you were going to wake up yet."
Max looks down at the egg. It doesn't look special, but- it's technically his.
"Did you find one?"
Charles nods, drifts closer to Max.
"I did, yes. It's ready, and so are you- I went ahead and extended your stay at the villa, so all of your things are still waiting for you."
"So, what- I just go back to normal, pretend this didn't happen?"
Charles winces.
"You'll forget about it. Until next year, anyways."
"What."
Charles makes a face, all scrunched up and annoyed.
"Yes, and I'm realizing now I am going to have to put up with you getting offended all over again for a few years until you start naturally remembering it. Eventually you'll have enough chemical changes to your brain that the reaction to make you forget won't work anymore. That is what Lolo said, when I asked."
Max is going to kill him. He can't do it in the water, but- the next time they are on a track, he's going to run Charles off the road.
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"Deep breath."
Max breathes in as deep as he can, fills his lungs before Charles plunges them both back underwater, swimming to a peaceful spot on the ocean floor. There's a small nook inside some coral, and that's where Max carefully sets the egg, adjusting it gently.
He stares at it for a moment. He's never going to be able to eat eggs again.
His lungs are starting to hurt, and Charles gently taps him on the chest before he's swimming them back to the surface, laying Max out on the beach.
Max takes a few heaving breaths, tries to get his thoughts in order. Charles watches him from the ocean, head poking out of the water.
"Bye Max!"
Max flips him off as he staggers to his feet, making his way back into the villa.
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Max wakes up sore as fuck, stretched out in the villa bed. His head hurts, and he's thirsty. He twists his head to the side to get up, and there's a sticky note directly in front of him, his own scratchy handwriting-
NO MORE EGGS
YOU HATE CHARLES
#dear hate anon when you go low I go lower#kink prompt#ficlet#this one got so out of hand#so sorry original requester I'm using your prompt to lowkey make a point
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Sometimes I remember my family is, overall, very very stupid
#vent#personal stuff#they want trump to win and i must remind you we're latines they're brown skinned our grandma was indigenous#and they have never ever set a foot in north america like at all#and if i tell them just a fraction of what a piece of work trump is they will be like 'of course he's awful' like they're aware#and they still want him to win and it's not that they think he's the lesser of evils or something they just are stupid i suppose#and i shall lower my head and pretend to not exist because that's how i survived my 25 years with them i guess disagreeing is no option#they literally don't want Kamala Harris to allow venezuelan inmigrants to enter America there must be some seriously grave issue#some serious grave issue in their brain bc how can your compassion be that fricking low when you also know what ppl go through to leave#-sigh- i'm tired#anyways if you're american go vote for the love of whatever you like
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and what if i say liam to theo during absolutely nasty break-up
#“'cause that would mean you had a heart”#<- liam said when they go low i go lowER#i love imagining characters being absolutely HORRIBLE to each other during the nasty break up#teen wolf#thiam
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i finally got an idea to make fluff's outfit just a little more "papyrus" (aka just a bit more faggy) but i haven't even tried to draw it out yet because i cannot for the life of me figure out how to represent low-rise pants with fishnets underneath on a fucking skeleton
#if i go through with it i will probably have to ditch the fishnets bc they'd be too much detail in a teeny area. but they're cute :(#& while i do think i might end up giving him a. gags. shirt that actually fits. it's not gonna be cropped bc he's still not strong enough#so i'm gonna have to maneuver some bullshit to make his hips visible or it'd just look like his crotch is weirdly low down#might be a boxy muscle shirt tho. but like wide enough to not make me draw skeleton shoulders#he ain't got shit to show off but it makes him more distinct than karma with pajamas & feels more papyrus so OKAYYYY#it will make me sad to go further away from his more grunge look into more emo/generic alt but papyrus wouldn't be a grunge guy anyway FINE#might just fuck around and make em cargo pants. he's already halfway there tbh i just gotta make the patches into pockets#maybe i can finally give him two belts at least. maybe for once i can find a way to make that look good#cannot say that makes having to figure out how pelvises Actually work any more appealing tho#the funny thing is i guess i did Technically already give him fishnets that first time i drew his lower half way back when. however#i must confess that was bc i genuinely just had no clue how to render ripped jeans for some reason. thats why they looked WEIRD#and idk if i wanna return to ripped jeans even tho it fits bc that's honestly surprisingly annoying to depict when they're so baggy#i'm never getting rid of the Big Pant silhouette you can't take it from me
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Sopranos have it so much easier 😭
#trying to sing musicalsongs and most tenor is too low (like just by 2 or 3 steps) and i just straight up cant do most of the musical girlie#character repertoire#sallybowles beloved but thats pretty much it#mezzo stuff often needs you to belt higher than i can go in head voice 💀#also lol when googling this most ppl online say that most women arent actually altos they just think so because theyre untrained#but i dont think thats the case for me... size affects vocal cords and i am about m*rk s*ibert height so makes sense my voice would be lower#but yeah...... ugh#going to keep pitching tenorboy songs up in audacity ig#singing
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"if you had been with the federation in the first place, maybe what had happened to tilín would not have happened" goddamn...
#maybe not an exact quote#but q immediately saying richas is going to die anyway...#when you go low i go lower#qsmp
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In my art class last year, my teacher had us come up with our own set of cards (just the special ones like the ace card). We could do whatever we wanted just all had to be the same theme and we needed to have the suits. I picked the jungle as my theme and I think something possessed me when I made these.
The monkey is my personal enemy, I hate it with my entire soul, I just couldn’t figure out how to draw it for the life of me. Funny enough I drew the monkey before the jaguar because I thought it would be easy. I was wrong, the jaguar was the easiest and easily the best one, while the monkey was the hardest and the worst one. 
Also just because I’m petty, when we first showed our first card to the class for critiquing, someone told me the lizards were too green, so I made everything greener.

The og lizards. Definitely not too green. I also prefer this one.
#artwork#art#art class#I hate the monkeys#never again#am I drawing monkeys#i love being petty#when you go low#I go lower
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ok the new enstars kids are getting to me.
#KANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANNA………………………………….. KANNA#watching their mv I’m getting the most ridiculous cuteness aggression#KANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOFT VOICE!!!! bro his movements are so low energy 🔥#he doesn’t gaf!!!! give us nothing lil buddy!!!!!!!#ryu likes the white hair green eyes boy who looks like his sona!!! fork found in kitchen#yeah man when they first released him I had a stroke he looks exactly like??? my. my… my. enstars. self insert. my. why is he . WHY IS HE#why is he on stage get your ass back to producing knights#anyway I’m still in the middle of my mental breakdown but yay!!!!! Kanna!!!!!!! cute!!!!! wowzers!!!!!! they made SUCH a ryubait character#like the entirety of knights wasn’t enough for me to handle#I’ll go pay attention to them more ig…. from first impressions my favs are Kanna > raika#raika bright smile! :D bebe aww also he’s a sakuma too apparently?#esu I heard is knights kouhai so I’m interested in that too#twirling hair wow guys my oc is in enstars (oh my god get him out.)#KANNA!!!!!!! SOOOOO FUCKING CUTE. OUUGHHHGHF MY GOFSDDDDDDDDDDDDDD#perfect. wow. so perfect. oh my god. soft voice!!! wow!!! hahahaha!!!!! soft voice but I like when it goes lower#crying this dude is 12 bro isn’t even out of elementary.#ngl it still hasn’t sunk in for me yet#what do you mean there’s new people in enstars. poor guys… they don’t know…
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God, I am feeling so sick towards the TWDG fandom and their treatment towards Tillie. I am not a fan of the comic either, but the way she is being treated while announcing her baby's birth is sickening! Say whatever shit you want about the comic, but why attack the author when you can complain about Skybound doing the disservice? Tillie is only doing her job!
Mmhmmm, it's ridiculous.
I don't understand what's so hard about not sending her shit like that. It's fine to hate and rage about the comic since Clementine's a character we all care about, but leave Tillie out of it. Or at the very least be respectful about it, y'know? There's actually quite a bit in the Clementine books that you can draw back to her previous works and themes that she as a creator likes to write... but no one is interested in that, they just wanna wave their hate boners and I have no patience for that.
Also it pisses me off when bigger creators/fans in the fandom contribute to the hate, it makes it so much worse- lookin' at you, domthebomb. I tried to be nice before but frankly, I watched his review. I don't have it in me anymore.
If I didn't know he read the whole thing from watching parts of his stream, I would've assumed he just read the wiki since he got some basic things about the plot and characters wrong... which is very funny since he accuses Tillie of not playing the games when she's stated in interviews that she has. Like... Amir isn't John's brother, Dom, did you even read the comic? I know you did, so why would you say that? And the book did give you time to get to know some of the new cast, you just spent that time saying, "I don't care," so, I don't know... maybe respect your audience more and put some effort into your review for them? Or, y'know... don't read it at all if it makes you that angry.
Imagine saying you don't condone hate toward Tillie Walden and then proceed to go on a rant about how you believe Ricca, a character you and everyone hates, is Tillie's self-insert and this book is just a romance now, like... he should know that's contributing to the problem. He has an audience. If he actually gave a shit about harassment, he wouldn't bring Tillie into it at all... especially when it's a baseless accusation that falls apart when you have a basic understanding of how art is created and think for more than two seconds. When you say that Ricca is annoying and a character everyone hates, and you say she's Tillie's self-insert multiple times, you're conflating the two for your audience and that's probably why she got an influx of those comments on her instagram calling her awful things after your stream and your review.
Also, liking and engaging with the comments feeding the hate in his comments section goes against his "I don't condone hate" stance, no?
I don't even know why I'm bothering with this since he's not going to see it, and even if he did, he wouldn't care. I'm no one important, so he wouldn't take any criticism I give and reflect on it. I get that he's passionate about TWDG and he loves Clementine, but I don't give a shit that he cares about a fictional character. What matters is how he treats real people like Tillie and then tries to be like, "but guys I don't condone hate, please be kind" like dude, c'mon. I know he's played the games multiple times; he should be plenty familiar with, "This choice has consequences."
I guess at the very least he's not as bad as some other reviews. So much Angry Man Yelling energy, it's... uncomfortable.
#asks#twdg clementine#i will go off about this until i'm blue in the face because my disappointment with the fandom as of late is at a new low#i didn't think we could get lower and yet here we are#i just want us to be better y'know? the world's fucked as is and we can't even treat others kindly in fandoms or anything?#it makes me sad... and pisses me off and at this point we don't even deserve a good clementine comic#it's not a good sign when i'm rooting for clem to die in book three because it would be a huge fuck you to the fandom#i say make a walker bite her other leg. turn her into a walker. make her eat a baby. sole survivor ricca. twist villain amos.#everyone would be so pissed and i would be like yeeeeeessssss doooo iiiiit
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I love how Sirius got to Hogwarts and got a 'new' brother, completely replacing Regulus. And so Regulus being the petty little shit he is GOT TWO 'new' siblings. He was like yeah you replaced me and I did same just BETTER!
#he really said when you go low I go LOWER#regulus black#sirius black#james potter#pandora lestrange#barty crouch jr#regulus black is a little shit#sirius black is a drama queen
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New persona. His name is Emmanuel Pandan de Sal Deregla
His nick name is Manda (Em{man}uel + panda) but his Filipino assigned nickname is Panpan
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"I failed out of French." And lost her club privileges.
#;azalie renard#did you know if you get bad grades in an american school they literally are like#'you can't be a part of a club bc your grades are low'#i know this bc when i went through like one semester of high school before i was forced to drop out#they would lower my grades for being absent when i wanted to go to school#and ended up kicking me out of a club because i was failing despite the fact they shouldn't#mess with someone's grades if they can't be there all the time.#i cherished my only semester of high school bc it was something normal. and then our car got fucked up.#fuck you american schooling system#and fuck my old high school for kicking me out of a club bc they were forcibly failing me for BEING ABSENT BC OF CAR ISSUES.#REEEE
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u can criticize fundamentalism without insulting people’s intelligence and looks u know
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me?? juggling two hyperfixations and two special interests?? its more likely than you think
#trying to remind myself that i dont actually have to rewatch tfp for the 3rd time in 2 weeks because. i dont know#and then ultkl as the other hyperfix#and xiv & zelda are special interests#and im trying to navigate life. with 4 separate interests. drawing my attention#zelda is on hold bc im afraid of doing the final boss and i dont have anything else to do BUT#im helping my stepbrother almost daily. so its still part of it all#also having a mild dishonored resurgence but not on the same level as everything else i just. missed corvo#aaaand also tw3 bc of twn reminding me of how much i miss regis despite me not even watching the show#the only reason. i havent reinstalled borderlands 3. is because that game is sickeningly large#and i dont have the space for it on my laptop if i want to keep ffxiv & dh2#can you tell im going through it#something something back to simpler times when everything gets too much#god i need to get back to the witcher books. but id have to unpack for that. man#so much to do so little time#if dh2 ran at 60fps on ps5 i wouldve gotten it on ps5 so i can play it in my room instead of downstairs#which i shouldnt be allowed to complain about steady 30 because. ahaha. my laptop has frame drops!#it manages 60 generally (with most of the settings on low) but some areas drop to 40 & lower and. yeah#had the same with bl3#my dad said i can get his laptop in a couple of months which is a little stronger and by god i will be inserting extra storage#because holy fuck this isnt working
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