lsunstreakerl

[lsunstreakerl]

are you planning to continue to write the maxiel corporate au, or are you gonna be writing other things? btw I LOVE your work so much!!🫶🏻

still going to be writing it, but no kind of scheduled plans for any updates atm, seeing as it's finals season and all of my energy is going into school. and then some :)

[lsunstreakerl]

okay so the solutions I've received on the baby thing (which is kind of hilarious because I don't actually plan on including kids as a plot point in this fic 😭 this is all hypotheticals) are:

- stork

- unknown male carrier gene

- appointed successor

- wish baby

- mpreg is actually just super normal

- "stolen" baby. no further questions, obviously he's theirs. guards, arrest the heretic.

[lsunstreakerl]

no little northen boy your eyes too blue your lips too pouty your lisp too cute your brain too smart and neurodivergent, the king is gonna wife you up

he never stood a chance

[lsunstreakerl]

Hiiii sorry if you've already said this somewhere but is mpreg like possible in the fmf verse? Doesn't Rico have to have some heirs? 😭

I have never had a plot hole in my life ever—

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oh what the fuck have they done to the dash

[lsunstreakerl]

I say max doesn't figure it out but everyone else does and then rico will have to have the "you know you're my wife right?" convo with him... Which is when max 'figures it out'

GP would never let this happen to him

[lsunstreakerl]

Lowkey obsessed with Rico in the fic let being like: Anything for my people 😔✊

And then he sees Max and he's like : hmm I think he might need another house Verhoeven® cloak 🤔🤔

crazy thought: what if his entire wardrobe was house verhoeven? and then no one could possibly miss who he is! and then what if he was the only other person in the king's wing, and they eat meals together, and rico goes out of his way to come find him in the courtyard—

surely nobody could misinterpret all that!

[lsunstreakerl]

Rico putting his crown on Max's head when???? Possesive marking final boss (royal edition)

worldbuilding you didn't ask for: rico's crown is the stereotypical pointy kind on top of his head, and max's (eventually) is a thinner silver diadem. (the kind that rests on the forehead)

...rico does enjoy putting his crown on max's head whenever max is complaining about something "now you can fix it :D". he thinks it's hilarious. max claims it's not, but somehow he always ends up smiling anyways, so. point for rico.

I do actually think possessive marking final boss is when. nevermind. that stays an inside thought for now.

[lsunstreakerl]

in defense of max, imagine having jos verstappen as a father, that would certainly atrophy his emotional side

yeah this is a fair point 😭

[lsunstreakerl]

instead of being embarrassed of drunk me i'm gonna be proud of myself for how coherent that ask was and the fact that i only added one extra du to the song.

amazingly my head doesn't hurt! my heart is definitely going SO MUCH CAFFEINE WHY and i have been chugging water all morning so my liver stops plotting a mutiny lol

it is very funny because she also hates like all of the actual team at mclaren - she spent ages at dinner ranting about will joseph while i was just sitting there smug in gp-land - so it's literally just lando and oscar she likes. i kept bringing up papaya rules to watch the pained look on her face 😂

we're going to do the track walk today!! i'm very excited. and very grateful it's in the afternoon 😂

it was very coherent! the extra du was too much for my tiny brain to process, unfortunately. it's got a four-du maximum capacity.

your liver might forgive you, your heart will hold a grudge forever. so says the biggest hypocrite on the planet with a raging caffeine problem

I've yet to meet someone who likes oscar and lando and mclaren as a whole. you can't have all three, apparently. nuclear-ass team.

hope the track walk was fun!!

[lsunstreakerl]

Dare I say... Elite matchmaker Jos Verstappen...

....

[lsunstreakerl]

Well, Max really didn't inherit his dad's situational awareness then 💀

absolutely vile read 😭

[lsunstreakerl]

Okay but like why was jos like "nahh you don't have to read the letter" 😭 did he just assume max would figure it out himself?

he was worried if max read it he would say no LOL

[lsunstreakerl]

hye not to bother you but i remember one of the FF side stories was gonna me Mick/Lance and i was wondering if thats still happening

also darkbull playlist should be finished soon :3

I'm planning on getting one or two current projects wrapped up before I start on anything new :)

yay!

[lsunstreakerl]

i am. a bit drunk. on vodka and red bull. and in monaco. and i made friends with a lovely woman whose only flaw is that her favourite driver is lando. and my brain keeps going DU DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN on loop.

i think need sleep. i have corrected so many spelling mistakes. please come save me from myself.

also the prince of monaco's car collection is v cool and i weep every day for the death of colourful and fun cars. love u bye

hi!! first tysh and now you- I'm handing out little virtual water bottles for the hangovers.

monaco!! that is super cool that you're actually there, and hopefully it's fun and you see all the cool things. (not jealous about the prince of monaco's car collection at all, never-)

sometimes you meet the most amazing incredible people, and you have to wonder "what's secretly wrong with you?" and if you can't figure it out, the answer is probably that they're a mclaren fan. one day someone will form a victims of mclaren rehabilitation group and that person will be oscar piastri

water before sleep! take care of your liver <3

BRING BACK COOL COLORFUL FUN CARS 😤 I HATE THAT EVERYTHING IS A DUMB RECTANGLE NOW. BRING BACK FUN. BRING BACK SEXY. GET RID OF HEADLIGHTS BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

[lsunstreakerl]

question regarding famiglia!max. does he ever speak in a british accent like gp or will he always speak with this dutch lisp?

he's got a hybrid thing going on 😭 generally he takes on a bit of an english accent, but when he's speaking really fast or passionately about something it slips back to dutch.

[lsunstreakerl]

Is max going to get gloves and climb his tower to show his guards that it is possible to climb it? I see him do that and then everybody else is panicking because what if the prince consort falls and dies???

luckily for willem and joris, max's things aren't at the castle yet.