#when me and bro

[criesinitalics]

(Ignore how ass this looks i was in a rush)

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[donutdrawsthings]

Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie

[moshaeu]

son of gorgo

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[heynhay]

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

[preciouspeppermintts]

Maybe in another universe, you would have took his hand. Maybe... you could have been happy...

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[dandeleon]

HAPPY FIDDLEFORD FRIDAYYYY‼️‼️:D

[starcurtain]

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

[tessxblxckthorn]

i just realised that the next time leia sees obi-wan he gets killed and i am not well.

[purplebehittindifferent]

Something changed when I realized everything I thought about her was what she had been told

buy me a coffee?🫣

[anbaisai]

Jamil: (What is wrong with her...)

[sweeneydino]

Sunshine ☀️ i mean, WOH! Mikey!

He burns very very bright and explodes brighter. Next is april and then rat man.

[quesocheeso]

More shadowpeach please??🥹

I’ll do you one better—

FAMBILY 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Infodump time: I hc that monkey demons/celestials are very social beings and tend to be very touchy. They sleep in groups, primarily familiar units, so it’s common to have children sleep with their parents even after they leave early childhood.

Both Wukong and Xiaotian are clingy people, Wukong is just unconsciously more clingy that Xiaotian tho, meanwhile Macaque is just vibing, he definitely reciprocates when the other two initiate but he doesn’t tend to feel a need to be in contact with others, Mac thinks it has to do with how he grew up before he ended up in FFM, Wukong thinks he just needs to feel the joy of cuddling Mac will get it soon (it’s been more than a thousand years someone hold an intervention for Wukong pls)

Even after Mac and Xiaotian move out of the Celestial Realm, any time they visit Wukong they wind up nesting together for the whole time the visit lasts

(don’t think about how Macaque and Xiaotian have each other, while Wukong has nobody, don’t think about it—)

Every night they take their space in the nest, but by the end of the night they’re cuddling close together

…which is a problem for Xiaotian who ends up in the middle

[t00thpasteface]

"it's very problematic to make your space aliens autistic-coded" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF 👽👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸 ALIEN LASER BLAST ATTACK ✨✨✨🌠🌠🌠🌠🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟