#whatever happened to airachnid

[burningexeter]

[SECOND HEADCANON/FAN THEORY]

One of the greatest animated shows of all time, Transformers Prime and its finale movie Predacons Rising, takes place in or rather shares the same universe as plenty of other media ranging from other TV shows, movies and even video games.

The theme here that would connect them all is that they focus on ensemble casts of characters not just living in a world where the odds are against, be they supernatural or not, but also having them go up against not just said odds but the highest stakes possible that affects them.

Top it off, the ensemble casts of characters are not the type of standard, generic, heroic superhero type of characters and instead are vastly different from each other with them being distinct and flawed type of people who would never think would be the "heroes" in these scenarios. They're way less Gerard Butler in 300, Liam Neeson in Taken or Robert Downey Jr. in later MCU movies and way more Genna Davis in The Long Kiss Goodnight, Paul Walker/Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious and Clive Owen in Sin City.

Another thing is that with the media here is that no matter how fantastical, grand in scale, epic and supernatural even as they all get, they ALWAYS remain either somewhat grounded OR grounded to some degree. Again for example, they're way less the crappy later Fast & Furious movies, the shitfest that is the DCEU and whatever the hell Ben 10: Omniverse was and way more the Jurassic Park Trilogy (even the third one with the 'Alan' raptor), Die Hard and Big Trouble In Little China.

Now let's get to it, shall we:

• Far Cry Primal

• Solomon Kane (2009)

• Wolfwalkers

• Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy

• Red Dead Redemption Duology

• The Wild Bunch

• The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns

• Indiana Jones Quadrilogy

• Overlord (2018)

• Inglourious Basterds

• Kolchak: The Night Stalker

• Runaway Train

• Big Trouble In Little China

• The X Files (first nine seasons, 1998 film, Millennium and The Lone Gunmen)

• Heat (1995)

• From Dusk Till Dawn

• Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel

• The Incredibles

• LOST

• Heroes

• Cloverfield

• Krampus

• The Invisible Man (2020)

• Upgrade (2018)

and

• Alita: Battle Angel

[ADDED BONUS]

Whatever happened to Airachnid?

After she had drain all of her Inseticons done to nothing but the robotic bone, Airachnid was able to find a hidden yet grungy ship within the moon she was stranded on by Soundwave. Resourceful enough to make it work and turn it into her own twisted and demented ship that's all hers, Airachnid escapes and flies back to Cybertron. Learning of the death of Optimus and the war now over, Airachnid realizes she still has unfinished business she needs to settle right here and right now. She kidnaps her nemesis Arcee, who is now secretly dealing with trauma of her past once again due to Optimus' passing, and offers her an opportunity.... due to their previous fights with Arcee always winning, she managed to do the one thing no other bot or being couldn't - she impressed her. Therefore, Airachnid controls her infection and offers to Arcee that they should team up and become hunters across the galaxy but this time hunt down the worst of the worst, the most dangerous criminals there is and the deadliest of species that do nothing but cause havoc. Sensing Arcee's new PTSD and emotions after the death of Optimus Prime, Airachnid is able to use that to her advantage and manipulates her into taking the deal.... which Arcee reluctantly does.

The two of them are now bounty hunters that take in criminals of all kind throughout space whether they'd be dead or alive and as we speak, Arcee and Airachnid are awaiting their marriage this week.

[tom-foolery-incorporated]

Lmao-

Imagine Soundwave's human... friend/maybe more, running up to him and making rather frantic grabby hands, making it clear they want to be picked up

He does so

And then Airachnid rounds the corner, quite obviously she was chasing after them

He understands the urgency of the uppies now

Ajdjfhshshfjfbfb

I love human uppies in Transformers fics. Like girl I wish that was me so bad!

I can also imagine TFP Soundwave being extra indulgent to his human. Just say the word and he’ll do whatever for you. You kind of have him wrapped around your finger. I mean you’re just so small and cute he can’t help it!

Soundwave is just chilling at his panel when the pitter patter of human steps against the metal of the Nemesis catches his attention. You stop in front of him and start hopping with your arms in the air making grabby motions around him. A little heart appears on his visor before one of his tendrils lifts you up by the back of your shirt and onto his shoulder plating.

He could feel your little body shiver. Were you cold? Scared? Scared of him?

Then the clacking of eight pedes puts him on high alert.

“I see the human got to you before I got to them,” Airachnid said with a coy grin on her faceplate. Soundwave only bared her a glance over your small body clinging against his shoulder. “No matter,” she purred. “We’ll continue our game another time, isn’t that right my little fleshy?” There was poison and promise of violence dripping behind her words. Airachnid casually made her exit as if she had been discussing Cybertronian sports with Soundwave instead of threatening his beloved human.

You curled against him with a fierce grip on his plating. Soundwave patted you with one of his tendrils trying to soothe the fear you were exuding. It seems that he would have to keep a closer optic on your whereabouts. It was unacceptable to him that the optics and audials of the Nemesis could even let something like this happen. How could he have been so sloppy?

[mychlapci]

sowwy i have more sentinel thoughts :]

Yknow how he's really shiny!! Clearly that's not a natural amount of shiny. He's clearly getting very polished to look like that. And if he's so vain, since he likes to have his array out for whoever to see, I think his spike is also really shiny. It doesn't matter if only like one other bot happens to see it when he's being jerked off on the desk- it's Imperative that his cock is as obnoxiously shiny as the rest of him

Which means his spike is getting polished.

He doesn't do it himself. He physically can't. Having a buffer go over his spike is just Too Much overall and he will jerk away as a reflex. So of course it's part of Arachnid's job. Every so often, the moment his spike starts to get a little dull or even if there is a tiny scratch on it, he calls his bodyguard and personal assistant in to assist him.

I feel like it's always him being like >:] 'I'm ready. Do it.' whilst he either sits or lays down with his spike pressurised. He puts on such a brave face as the buffer comes out and the cool polish is dripped over his heated spike- But the moment it's actually on him, he's squealing and gasping and kicking and squirming. The feeling of the brush going over his spike is just so much that his processor honestly doesn't even know whether to register it as pleasure or not. Whatever it is, he's letting out the most pathetic sounding gasps and squeaks as the friction brings him to overload almost immediately.

The transfluid that spurts out just ends up being brushed all over his spike too. Extra lubricant. And Arachnid doesn't stop, her job isn't done. She keeps buffing, even as Sentinel comes down from his overload, spike twitching and trying to depressurise but is assaulted with so much tactile input that it simply can't. His array is oversensitive after the overload, driving whatever sensations he was having before straight into overstimulation. Coolant pools in his optics as he screams and kicks and tries his best to squirm out of Arachnid's reach, but she uses her auxiliary limbs to pin him down by his sensitive joints and gaps between his plating.

Sentinel's frame struggles, wanting to move and escape from the assault on his spike, but is also bound by self preservation protocols that register the pressure on his joints and weak points, knowing that if it were to struggle too hard those limbs would rip into delicate lines and cables. He's trapped, willingly or not. And all he can do is cry and scream and be forced to overload again. And again. And again.

By the time Arachnid is done, the moment the buffer turns off, Sentinel's exhausted frame slumps, strutless, with a shaky sigh. He's still shaking. Covered in so much of his own transfluid. But when he looks down at his own gleaming spike, he still manages a weird little grin and then collapses again

Also later some poor bot has to come in, only told they're here to clean up, to find the Prime laying motionless in his berth and covered and splattered in so much fluid he looks like he's been gutted jgksjdfksd until they find out that it's all just cum actually

Oug god... He's so dumb, now he's covered in all that cum, who's gonna wash that off and buff him again? Probably Airachnid...

Do you think the poor bot called in for cleaning has to clean Sentinel up too... I mean, Airachnid will buff him, but she's not wiping his spike and pussy.

[blade-liger-4ever]

Why I'm not big into TFP Arcee

Now don't get me wrong, TFP Arcee is the only version of the character I'll ever give almost 100% respect. However, I'm really tired of all the gushing and praise she gets, and that's not counting how much I ended up hating her in S2. Now, admittedly, most of my beef with her is in her treatment of Smokescreen, but in light of @chaoticcreatorgardendean's points about her characterization in S1, I'll lightly tackle her problems there.

No worries, this - shouldn't, I hope - be as bad as my dressing down of Jack.

So, when Arcee is introduced, we're told in pretty rapid fashion that she's 1 an aft-kicker in her own right, 2 has a traumatic backstory that left her with a procupine-like exterior to everyone, and 3 that she's very much not all that caring. Yes, I clearly recall her protective streak with Jack; however, that came after she ditched housesitting duty in favor of blowing off steam on patrol. Right here, we see a couple of vices to Arcee's character: she's arrogant in how her skills are used (further emphasized with her arguing against being Jack's guardian), and that she is irresponsible. Face it, she knows better than anyone in the audience that Bulkhead's got a spine made out of chocolate when it comes to kids or pressure of any kind that's not from a Decepticon. To leave him in charge with Miko, the single most strong-willed being in this continuity after Optimus and Megatron, is so reckless and immature that it borders on stupidity. No, she didn't realize that Miko would join the battlefield, but it's pretty dang clear that Miko is a force of nature unto herself. Butter spines + Bombs of willpower = the Butter spines losing. That's just a fact, and it tells us that Arcee, while pretty and bad-butt, has many flaws.

Then comes her saga of arcs with Jack. Not only is she shown to be immature and hypocritical when the race episode comes up, but she also chafes/bites back at authority, even from Optimus. Don't forget, anytime Airachnid or Starscream/revenge was on the table, she flew off the handle and went straight for the kill, practically giving the finger to Optimus numerous times while doing so. Heck, I don't think Optimus even grounded her at base for her insubordination, and while that's kinda respectable insofar as Optimus not being harsh to his pseudo family, it's a tactical risk when letting Arcee's wrath and hatred go unchecked or even unpunished. No joke, Arcee continually almost got herself and others killed when she was greedy for revenge or offended by a bratty kid; the fact that she's not really punished (I'm not counting the race episode because she still disobeyed orders to make Jack look good for the stupid chick) at all is a writing and military failure on everyone involved. Letting her get away with this and not learning from her mistakes, when even Miko (who was also filled to the brim with rage and grief) knew after killing Hardshell that it didn't change what she felt/what happened, is - I don't even know how to categorize it.

Yeah, it's relatable that Arcee is like this, but it's stupid that she doesn't learn, not to mention dangerous for those who try acting like her. In real life, there would have been severe consequences for her actions but, since this is fantasy land where strong females can do whatever and walk away scot-free, a blind eye is turned to Arcee.

Now we come to my biggest problem.

Her treatment of Smokescreen.

I understand that his attitude/personality at first is gonna grate on her nerves, but even slow Bulkhead gave him a better wakeup call by saying what amounted to, "Look at me, kid. You really think war is easy and that you can just go in guns blazing and jump us closer to victory?"

Pits of Kaon, that was literally more thoughtful and thought provoking than Arcee's demeaning points. All she ever did was make him the butt of her own sarcastic commentary, pick on him with various condescending nicknames, and then lash out whenever he was already kicking himself for messing something up. Smokescreen held himself to high standards, an issue that Bulkhead knew and empathized with due to his own insecurities, and tried to comfort him and lift the burden from his shoulders. Smokescreen wouldn't take it because he knew he'd been the one to fail, and felt like a failure and dead weight whenever his presence didn't bring something good to the table. He never wanted it to be all about glory, or fame, or really anything superficial. He just wanted to prove his worth, carry his weight, and do his part.

But Arcee never or wouldn't see that. Instead, she just saw a kid with a supposedly inflated ego and chose to read him the riot act when he was already doing that to himself fourteen different ways from Sunday. She didn't care enough about Smokescreen to actually listen and think "Okay, that's what's going on in his head"; she just wanted someone who would "take things seriously" and was gonna verbally abuse him until he "got the message".

Sweetheart, if you want him to mature, you help him by guiding his steps, nurturing his virtues, and helping him up when he's fallen. You don't do it by telling him how much he stinks for not grasping the state of things in the time it takes to blink, or by kicking him when he's down. All that tells him is that he's a waste of time for the people he's dedicated his whole life to helping, which in turn will make him self-destruct. Now luckily, Smokescreen was of a stronger constitution, and therefore shook off the doubt and fear of ineptitude when faced with bigger problems, but if he were anyone else, who's to say he wouldn't have eaten a bullet out of despair? Arcee would've then had the blood of an innocent life on her conscience, and nothing could have made up for that.

I do, objectively, like TFP Arcee, especially compared to her alternate counterparts.

I just can't stand how she got off so easily so many times.

Well, hope y'all enjoyed this, even though I'm pretty sure I did worse to her than I anticipated.

Til next time -

"Roll out!"

[deja-mew]

Ridiculous Headcanons Pt. 1

Sorry in advance y’all. Okay so I was so bored at work my brain was rotting thinking of TFP characters for so long that I have this. Here’s what I think each character’s favorite cheese would be, if either they were human at some point and tried it, or could taste a big enough chunk as cybertronians; whatever excuse needs to be for them to have any opinion about cheese. (also could just be them as cheeses… idk, I work in Wisconsin, I’m always surrounded by cheese, this is what happens.)

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Autobots

Optimus Prime: Optimus liked Colby Jack. Good, classic Colby Jack. He likes the two distinctive colors and just generally enjoys the flavor.

Arcee: Pepper Jack; well loved, timeless, and packs a punch too. She likes that it’s soft but not sweet. Also, Jack being in the name is a bonus.

Bumblebee: Velveeta. The color is great and it’s a universal, famous cheese; everyone knows it (at least in the USA), just like him. He had it in a mac & cheese and stuck with it as his favorite. (he strikes me as a mac & cheese sort of guy)

Bulkhead: He’d chose brick cheese because it has a good, versatile, underrated taste. Also, just like him, this cheese is softer than its name implies <3

Wheeljack: Cheetos. He didn’t care that they “technically wont count as a cheese”, they’re cheese flavored enough and they’re what he likes. Especially the flamin’ hot ones.

Smokescreen: Cheese curds. Warm, squeaky, proper cheese curds. Specifically the ranch flavored ones are his top pick.

Ultra Magnus: This was how Ultra Magnus found out he was lactose intolerant. He didn’t like any of them, and he won’t be asked to try again.

Ratchet: Ratchet chose blue cheese, purely because the flavor was so distinctive. It’s also a very mature choice of cheese, which just made sense for him. 

Decepticons

Megatron: Monterey Jack. The warlord refused to consume any cheeses but picked Monterey Jack just because to him, it sounded like an evil version of Colby Jack.

Starscream: Cheese whiz..?? When presented with the samples he didn’t bother to try anything, but automatically went for the can of cheese whiz, as if he already knew it..??? (He did what he had to do when he was rogue. Ik it doesnt make sense but its hilarious.)

Soundwave: Mozzarella. Soundwave had already heard of cheese on the internet indirectly throughout his few years of needing to interact with human information in order to serve Megatron. Because he understood mozzarella cheese to be a monumentally important cheese to human society, he internally likened himself to it, being himself monumentally important to the Decepticon cause. No one knew that this was why he chose mozzarella, they were just glad that he responded at all. 

Shockwave: When Shockwave received the cheese samples he did not taste anything and instead just.. Left to his lab and ran some tests.. After a while he decided on feta cheese, saying that it is among the healthiest of cheeses and therefore, for nutritional purposes, is the most logical choice.

Knockout: Camembert. It’s soft and fancy and french and… He hardly tasted much it, but liked pronouncing it, and appreciated that he could spread it on a cracker instead of getting a giant chunk stuck all up in his teeth.

Breakdown: Breakdown chose Parmesan cheese because he had once seen in a movie the grater that is used at restaurants where they just keep cranking it. He said it tasted as good as it looked in the movie.

Dreadwing: Dreadwing thought that Provolone was the ideal cheese. It seemed the most sensible.

St3v3: String cheese was St3v3’s pick, even though it is technically mozzarella. For him, it was a texture thing.

Airachnid: Cazu Marzu. It’s that maggot cheese that can kill you if you eat it. It wasn’t even on the sample plate, she just brought it herself.

Predacons

Predaking: Predaking chose smoked Gouda. He did admit that the smoke added a touch of familiarity to the cheese (seeing as, of course, breathing fire exposes you to plenty of smoky smells). Overall, he thought they were all pretty good, but somehow this was the only smoked one on the plate, so he chose it.

Skylynx: Skylynx thought the aged Swiss wasn’t that bad. The bitterness was enjoyable to him, and he found it best melted.

Darksteel: Limburger. It was the most controversial cheese on the plate, and that just made him think it was the most exciting one. The smell didn’t even bother him much, and he genuinely enjoyed the flavor.

[in1-nutshell]

Hello! If it's okay to request, could you do TFP Cons (Megatron, Airachnid, Predaking, you can add other cons, and like insecticons/predacons/vehicons) with Buddy who's like Airachnid's shattered glass counterpart.

Thank you!

Love it when we get the Vechicons in a request!

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy with the personality of SG! Arachnid with Megatron, Arachnid, Predaking, and the Vechicons

SFW, Platonic, Cybertronain reader

TFP

No one remembers when this Con joined their ranks.

Everyone feels like they should have remembered the single kindest Con joining the dark ship.

Especially since they looked eerily similar to Arachnid.

Rumor had it that they were trying to delete their emotions but accidentally increased them. This isn’t true, they are just a nice Con.

Buddy works in the infirmary with Knockout and Breakdown.

Occasionally they will assist in making sure the Vechicon weapons are in stock and ready.

Team that doesn’t mind Buddy being around

These Cons don’t have a problem with Buddy being around the Nemesis. They get their work done and don’t cause any trouble. Sure, them being nice is something a bit weird to see on the Nemesis but it isn’t harming anyone so it’s nothing. They may approach Buddy and have a conversation with them, but nothing more.

Megatron

Predaking

Vechicons

Team that can’t stand Buddy’s existence

There are two extremes of this.

One side is that they will find Buddy’s personality annoying and a bit of a nuisance depending on how their mood is that day. May snapp at Buddy if things are bad, but never actually harming them.

The other side is that they absolutely loathe Buddy. They just hate them with every fiber in their being. Has and will continue to try and cause little ‘accidents’ that may or may not indirectly cause Buddy’s end. The only reason why these Cons haven’t done it straight forward is because of the number of Cons that like them and could potentially offline them as revenge.

Megatron

Arachnid

Team that has proclaimed themselves as the ‘Buddy Protection’ squad

They are going to protect the only other nice Con on board. They love having Buddy around compared to many of the meaner Cons on board. If Buddy needs help with something, they are going to do whatever they can to help them. They have protected Buddy from weird accidents that have happened around the ship. They are starting to think that Buddy is being targeted.

Predaking

Vechicons

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

How would the bots and cons handwriting be like? (Sorry for my bad English lol)

Ahhh! I love this idea! Had WAY too much fun with this.

Bots and Cons Handwriting

Optimus:

-Can write insanely neatly, and in literally ANY font

-Everything he writes looks like it came straight from Google Docs

-He can perfectly recreate Comic Sans, much to the children's amusement

-Handwriting KING

-He's too powerful

Arcee:

-Her handwriting is gorgeous

-She writes very neatly, definitely in cursive

-Everything she writes looks like a diary from the Victorian era

-Majestic✨✨✨✨

Ratchet:

-Cursive, but MESSY cursive

-Like, REALLY messy cursive. What is he even writing? Who knows? It's a mystery.

-You know, cuz, like, that's how a pharmacist's prescriptions look, and he's a medic. Lol

-Ratchet has messy pharmacist handwriting

Bumblebee:

-His handwriting is so cute😭

-Basically Comic Sans

-Not PERFECT Comic Sans like Optimus, but just bubbly and adorable

-Having legible handwriting is something he practices a lot, since his voice box is broken. Writing is a nice way to express himself if need be.

-He has kindergarten teacher handwriting

-My dyslexia would be so happy

Smokescreen:

-Neat enough handwriting, but HE WRITES SO BIG

-All caps, all the time

-He goes through too many notebooks, because he saves NO space

-Poor guy. He just has a big personality

Bulkhead:

-Unreadable

-His hands are just way too big

-Very messy. Only Wheeljack can read it because he and Bulkhead share the same braincells

-Bulkhead and Ratchet get in arguments, because Ratchet's reads Bulk's handwriting, and is like: "Bulkhead, your attempts at penmanship are downright INCOMPREHENSIBLE."

And Bulkhead's like: "You say that like any of us can read yours!"

And Arcee's like: "I second that."

And Bumblebee buzzes in agreement.

Ratchet just rolls his eyes, like "ugh." Because he can't argue. HIS handwriting is gibberish, too.

Ultra Magnus:

-Opposite of Smokescreen...Ultra Magnus's handwriting is TINY!

-Seriously, where is it? You need a microscope.

-Only the humans can read it, because it's so small. And even THEY have to squint

-It's also PERFECT. His handwriting is very neat

and blocky, like a typewriter

-If only we could actually see it

Wheeljack:

-He's like, a graphic design CHAMPION

-He learned handwriting from Miko, so he loves big bubble letters. He decorates them with cool patterns, like flames, and lightning bolts

-Very stylish

Megatron:

-What I can only describe as "spooky cursive"

-Very formal, and kinda gothic

-He'd use some kind of calligraphy pen with very dark, splattery ink, or, like, whatever the Cybertronian version of a quill is.

-He's an elegant guy...well, sort of, except most of what he writes consists of:

"My dearest Starscream,

It is with great regret (note my sarcasm, Starscream.) It is with great PLEASURE that I must inform you...

I have caught you invading my stash of dark energon, once again.

I will be grinding you into scrap metal momentarily.

Yours truly,

Lord Megatron."

Starscream:

-Starscream has the ABILITY to write neatly, and in cursive

-But he writes very scribbly, because he's angry

-If "ranting" was a font, it's the font he writes in

-Also, he probably keeps a rage journal, where he trash talks everyone he knows

-Somebody help him🥲

Soundwave:

-Handwriting? What's that?

-He probably uses his internal computer to make documents, and prints them

-And when he prints things, they probably slide out of his neck. Terrifying. So he prints things to freak Starscream out

-It's beautiful

-If Soundwave was FORCED to handwrite, he'd do it in computer code, or morse code, or something weird like that. Everyone would be baffled trying to understand it.

Airachnid:

-Very splattery

-But that's what happens when you use energon and human blood as ink.

Shockwave:

-Writes in calculator font

-Like, the font a calculator has

-He says it's "the most logical font"

-Starscream constantly judges him for it

Breakdown:

-Definitely not neat, but not Bulkhead levels of messy, either

-He doesn't have the best handwriting, but he can make some pretty good doodles

-If, for some reason, Megatron assigned Breakdown and Knockout a task involving handwriting, Breakdown and Knockout would both doodle instead of being productive

Knockout:

-Ooo! So majestic!

-It's very bold

-His handwriting is suave and announcer-y, just like him

-It'd also be curved slightly to the right, like italics

-Almost like something you'd see in a commercial, or a movie trailer, or a billboard

-Like a NASCAR advertisement (y'know, because race car)

[weenwrites]

TFP Optimus, and Arcee with a human S/O with an intense lust for vengeance

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Optimus

He's very concerned about you to say the least. Especially if you've been known to act very aggressively because of this. He'll carefully broach the topic about whatever happened that made you so vengeful, but if he learns that this is a very sensitive topic to you, then he won't push it and instead he'll let you come to him when you want to talk about it.

Arcee

At times you remind her of herself. Back when the trauma was still fresh, when she used to wish for Airachnid to suffer as much as she did—if not worse. She tries to talk to you about it to help you deal with your feelings in a healthy way, but if this is something you don't want to talk about yet, she'll understand. It took her a long time to open up to other people again, and so she'll be patient with you.

[seagoober]

Heya!! Could I possibly request some fluffy genreal romantic hc's with tfp arcee and airachnid (separate or poly up to you) with a human s/o (gn or fem)?

If you can't I understand! Have a good day/night!!

Here you are! I hope you guys enjoy 🫶

Arcee-

•Arcee is known to be very closed off to new people coming into her life. Especially after Cliffjumper had passed.

•and yet here she was in love with a human no less

•you had met Arcee after you stumbled upon a Decepticon attack on your way home from work. She noticed the shell shocked human laying on the ground gaping at the fight and she took you back to the base after she dealt with the cons.

•Arcee was definitely not a fan of PDA, but like any other love-starved bot her quarters were where most of your affection was limited too

•there were times you would sneak a quick kiss to her face-plate to which her cooling fans would audibly kick on. It was embarrassing but she knew you only did it because you called it a ‘good luck’ kiss. It was apparently a human tradition that she didn’t understand, but liked to a certain degree.

•she adores being able to discuss her problems with you. She can discuss anything really, life before the war, her sisters, Cliffjumper, any of it. She is so thankful to have someone so intently listen to her mourning and feelings. You get what she feels and help her through her low points and she couldn’t be more grateful for you.

•as she’s Jack’s guardian she does spend quite a lot of time with him, but even though she’s preoccupied Arcee always makes you feel loved in her own special way.

•her closed off nature does causes some communication problems, but every time you gently confront her and work out whatever happened to cause the stalemate

•overall, she really loves you and tries her best to be a good partner for you. It’s hard after all she’s lost, but you being there makes it all worth it.

Arachnid-

•ok so Arachnid is iffy with treating anyone in a compassionate way. So starting a romantic relationship with a human of all beings was a steep learning gap for her

•meeting arachnid was an interesting experience in your life. She had originally captured you as a specimen but after endless days of conversing with her she grew fond of you and you of her

•starting off this romantic endeavor was quite….complicated.

•it look weeks of communication and discussion for you both to be able to completely understand each others needs and limits

•you learned that Arachnid really liked having you on her shoulder or on her person. She is a huge fan of physical contact.

•where she goes you follow as she doesn’t trust anyone with you alone. Especially on the Nemesis. You’re the only other person she’s ever cared about that isn’t herself so she’ll be damned if one of the bots on the Nemesis tries to harm even a inch of you.

•she loves to rant to you about how much she hates everyone (especially Starscream). And sometimes she’ll give you little tidbits of her plans to take over and conquer.

•overall, the journey to get close to arachnid was very very long but when you found a home in her spark she would give that spark to keep you safe and by her side.

BAHAHHAHA ITS DONE. I’m so happy you requested this! Arcee is so complex and arachnid is just badass so Heheheheh romance for them is interesting.

Seagoober rolling out 🤘🏻

[novafire-is-thinking]

Idealistic and Stubborn

In TFP, one of the defining aspects of Optimus’ characterization is his stubborn belief that Megatron is not lost—that he can overcome his lust for power.

By the end of Predacons Rising, he was proven correct, but there was very little beforehand that gave any indication that Megatron would change.

In spite of this, Optimus refused to believe Megatron had fallen beyond redemption.

Potential, Potential, Potential

“Everything always fools you,” Makeshift said. “Megatron was right about a lot of things, but he especially knew you. Naive, he said. Vulnerable because you keep on insisting that the best in bots might show through even when all the evidence is to the contrary. (Exiles)

Optimus views the world and other people in terms of their greatest potential for good. He can’t help but look beyond the present reality and see a perfect ideal. He then finds it nearly impossible to let go of this perfect ideal, no matter what reality looks like.

But I Can Change Him!

Peace with the ones with whom war had been waged for eons. . .The Autobots might have believed it to be impossible, but Optimus was willing to give it a try because whatever anyone else might say, he knew that Megatron wasn’t entirely evil. (Retribution)

There was absolutely nothing anyone could have said that would have convinced Optimus that Megatron was evil to his core. This strength of conviction made Optimus a force to be reckoned with. I can only assume that after a while, those under his leadership gave up trying to change his mind. They recognized his incredible strength of will as an asset to the Autobot cause, even if they didn’t agree with him when it came to Megatron.

“Idiotic” Instincts

What happened next was pure instinct. Optimus reached out and grabbed Megatron with one arm, then used his legs and other arm to climb, pulling them both out of the rising white water. A dazed Megatron looked around.

“What are you doing?” he yelled.

“Saving your life,” Optimus told him.

“You’re an idiot, librarian.”

“Thanks for your opinion,” Optimus said. (Retribution)

This was only one of several times Optimus could have ended Megatron’s life.

However, the belief that Megatron could and would change was so deeply embedded in Optimus’ psyche that even though he may have reasoned Megatron’s death was best, his instincts overrode everything.

At that point, Optimus was operating on the old assumption that there was still a part of Megatron left untainted by the lust for power. I believe some part of Optimus hoped that the act of saving Megatron’s life would make the warlord reevaluate things. Optimus was blind to the reality that Megatron’s purely opportunistic mindset would just see it as an opportunity to continue working toward his twisted personal vision.

More than once in TFP, we saw Optimus hesitate to kill Megatron when he could have done so and ended Megatron’s reign of chaos and destruction.

Optimus did eventually snap and confront Megatron as Unicron was awakening, but by then, it was too late. Megatron had grown too powerful from giving himself fully to the influence of Dark Energon and Unicron himself.

Responsibility vs. Hope

Megatron’s obsession with Unicron disturbs me. I see that he is convinced that awakening the monster would grant him the power he’s always desired. Only I know the absolute naivete of that assumption. Still, nothing I can say alters his course. You can tow a bot to knowledge, but you cannot make it think. He has had a taste for Dark Energon for a while now, and constant exposure to it only accelerates his departure into delusions. Must I wait for one of his aides to start an insurrection, as his madness increases? What is the likelihood? Starscream is too fearful, Shockwave is served well by Megatron no matter how insane, Airachnid has failed and must be considered out of play. Soundwave—well, who knows what goes through his mind since the war? The rest are too small-minded to organize a rebellion in a tack factory. No, it will not be any of them who topple him from his throne. Rightfully the deed is mine, though I did not make him into what he is; he was my friend, and once my brother. I would not see him fall farther, but at the same time, I find no way to hold him back other than by recruiting the humans to the Autobot cause, if not for our survival, then certainly for theirs. (CoP)

Megatron refused to allow anyone but himself be the one to kill Optimus. Similarly, Optimus believed the responsibility to stop Megatron fell on him alone.

For Optimus, there was a constant inner war between his sense of responsibility telling him he was the “right” one to stop Megatron, and his instincts rooted in idealism telling him that Megatron still had the potential for change.

When Strength Becomes Weakness

Optimus’ refusal to believe Megatron had fallen beyond redemption was closely tied to his difficulty unseeing potential and seeing things as they were. This stubborn idealism was one of Optimus’ greatest strengths and one of his worst weaknesses. It enabled him to survive the most brutal of circumstances, but it also enabled him to allow Megatron’s reign of terror to last much longer than it would have otherwise.

“Megatron has fallen, Optimus.”

“I cannot bring myself to believe that.”

✧ ✧ ✧

series master post

[yes-i-write-fanfiction]

Do the Cons and their Daemon meet Unicorns Daemon? How does it go?

-Still as prideful as ever, Megatron and his daemon does however take on a more submissive stance in the presence of Unicron's daemon. It frustrates both of them to no end but they know that this is not someone they can afford to offend or make an enemy off, at least not until they learn of their weaknesses. Until then they will bow their head and try to make use of this new connection of theirs.

-Starscream and his daemon acts all worshipful and subservient but the truth is that they are terrified and simply doing this for survival. Megatron was already bad enough but Unicron? That's not something they know if they can survive, were they to become his enemy that is.

-Similar to Megatron, Soundwave and his daemon act respectful but does not allow themselves to appear weak. They cannot appear vulnerable around someone this dangerous. So, they will do what they do best; observe and gather information. Anything that can be used against Unicron and his daemon, that can give the decepticons an upper hand against them, nothing will be discarded.

-The initial reaction of Knockout and his daemon is to react with flattery and a feigned air of confidence. Truth is, they are both scared and have no idea how to properly handle this situation. How are they supposed to talk with the Unmaker? Their priority is to not gain their ire and to get out of this meeting alive, whatever happens next is up to their future selves.

-Breakdown is used to feeling big and strong but in front of Unicron's daemon, both him and his own daemon feel so, so small. It makes them feel nervous, skittish, and they try to not provoke the god. Both of them are tense, fight or flight instincts screaming at them to do something, but they force themselves to stand completely still. They can't afford to make a mistake right now and they know it.

-Dreadwing and his daemon are not ashamed to admit that they feel a deep sense of fear when they stand in front of Unicron's daemon. But more than that, they feel alert, like they are in the middle of battle, waiting for their opponent to make the first move. Do they think they can beat Unicron's daemon? No, and they certainly they don't have to end this with a battle. But they are prepared for anything. It's all up to the god's daemon now.

-While on guard, Shockwave is not afraid. Apprehensive, surprised, curious. He had not expected this and the sudden appearance of Unicron's daemon serves as a new and unexpected variable to his plans. That's dangerous. But at the same time, this presents new questions, new opportunities. Imagine what he could learn from them, what they could tell him. Who knows, they might even know how to bring his own daemon back.

-While frightened, Airachnid and her daemon can't help but feel excited. Unicron is the god of chaos, the lord of destruction and death. In a way, Airachnid feels a strange sense of kinship to this being. However, she won't delude herself into thinking that he or his daemon feels the same. But she will bow her head and plead loyalty to Unicron, feeling that ultimately, he will come out as the victor. She hopes that as his servant, she will manage to survive.

[melishade]

prompt # 23

This ask game

Marco getting his wounds checked out after Part 5: Airachnid Arc in the War Timeline. Also this is the written out scene: #31

Marco still felt pain in his head, even days after he received medical treatment after the debacle with Airachnid. It was the first time any of them had encountered a metal titan that was hostile and deadly, but Jack's initial panic had indicated that more like her were here on their world, and they would stop at nothing to destroy the Autobots, and in turn, them.

They knew they had to deal with Airachnid, no matter how reluctant Marco's group was after Jack's description, but they couldn't let Airachnid return to the Decepticons with whatever she had discovered. They were successful in stopping her, but Airachnid had ripped out Marco's right eye for the fun of it. The thought still gave him vivid nightmares, and there were still phantom pains, but he was still alive, and that was something that he should be grateful for. Not to mention, Airachnid was successfully contained due to Jean and Mikasa's efforts.

Marco blinked a little bit when a strange light was flashed in his left eye. His vision cleared when he saw the Autobot medic's human form examine his vision before looking at the stitches that covered his right eye socket.

"I know my knowledge on human anatomy is still developing," Ratchet began as he turned off the flashlight, "But your wounds seem to be healing naturally. No signs of infection or inflammation. A few more days and the stitches should be removed. You'll no doubt need to wear something to cover your right side now."

"Thank you, sir." Marco nodded. Marco mumbled a little when Jack began to wrap clean bandages around his head to cover up his wound.

"If that is all, I'll be heading back to Optimus," Ratchet informed the two of them, "Airachnid has become a rather...interesting study for Hanji."

"Do what you gotta do." Jack gave a 'thumbs up' before Ratchet's holoform disappeared.

"You don't have to stay here and tend to my wounds," Marco insisted.

"Look, you were willing to put your life on the line like that. It's the least I can do," Jack reassured.

"Thanks for helping me heal up...and for visiting," Marco said, "How's Mikasa and Sasha?"

"They didn't get any injuries," Jack explained.

"And...Jean?" Marco pressed.

Before Jack could answer, the door swung open and Jean bolted into the room, looking out of breath and concerned.

"You didn't tell me he was awake!" Jean shouted at Jack.

"Look there's been a lot going on, and I can't give you clearance like that," Jack proclaimed, "You're from a different branch in the military."

"Jean," Marco began, but his friend walked over to him rather quickly and hugged him tight.

"Thank god, you're okay," Jean sighed with relief.

"I'm glad to see you too." Marco couldn't help but be surprised. Jean was acting so kind to him. Especially since majority of their previous interactions have been arguments. He supposed maybe the near-death experience was a blessing in disguise.

Jean let go of Marco before turning to Jack. "What happened to that spider bitch?"

"Airachnid's been captured," Jack answered, "She's not going anywhere. The problem is now that other Decepticons might come looking for her. We know the Decepticons came here to this world with us, but...what they're planning, we don't know."

"How do we counterattack?" Marco asked.

"Marco, you should be thinking about recovering!" Jean exclaimed.

"Jean, this is bigger than us!" Marco reminded.

"We don't know yet," Jack answered, "The Decepticons have always had an advantage over the Autobots, but now the Autobots have even less resources. And based on Airachnid's talks, the Decepticons have to be aware of how the power of the titans works."

Jack rubbed his eyes. "There's just...a lot to consider."

Marco looked down at his hands with his remaining eye. "...then...I guess I'm going to have to learn how to see with only one eye."

"You're seriously thinking about joining the fight?!" Jean demanded.

"I don't have a choice," Marco insisted, "If I sit by and do nothing, these Decepticons might come for us anyway. I have to play my part as a member of the Survey Corps."

"But you don't have to be!" Jean reminded, "You ranked in the top ten and you've been injured in the line of duty! You could transfer to the Military Police or just live a quiet life!"

"Damn it, Jean! Why are you acting like this when I told you that I'm staying to fight?!" Marco demanded.

"Because I almost lost you!" Jean yelled at him, "I almost lost you because I was a coward! I didn't react fast enough in that cave and now you're reduced to this! You say that I can be relied upon but look at you! I caused that! You're my best friend and I hurt you!"

Jean grabbed Marco's shirt. "Just stay out of the fight! I'm begging you! I don't want you to die at the hands of monsters like those!"

Marco was almost touched at that, and he couldn't help but think to transfer or run away, but...he couldn't. He wouldn't be able to live a life he could be proud of if he ran and served the king. Marco almost laughed. What king? The king turned out to be a sham that was killed by Airachnid. His dreams of innocence and honor were gone. Now he needed to survive and live so that no one ends up like him.

"...I can't walk away," Marco relented, "No matter how scared I am, I can't walk away."

"...There's no shame in doing that," Jean insisted.

"...I still can't," Marco declared.

Jean's mouth formed a thin line and his face contorted into a grimace. "Then I guess I have no choice either."

"What?" Marco blinked in confusion.

"I...I have to join the Survey Corps!" Jean declared.

"...wow." Jack couldn't help but utter.

(So 28 has been asked, but everything else is free game.)

[blighted-lights]

choose violence; 1, 3, 6, 9, 13

(for this ask here!!! im still taking asks for this, so feel free to send more in!)

1: Character Everyone Gets Wrong

going to name several here, just because i can lol. for idw, its tailgate, drift, arcee, getaway, and tarn. for tfp, it's airachnid and knock out. jazz gets hit with this HARD no matter what continuity he's in and it's so frustrating seeing most fanon interpretations of him, because a lot of it is just rooted in racism. that isn't saying at all that people are intentionally being bigoted ofc, but a lot of the headcanons that people assign jazz and the frequent mischaracterization of him is... well. it's weird. it's weird.

3: Screenshot or Description of The Worst take You've Seen on Tumblr

so im not going to pull out direct screenshots on this, but there is a LOT of back and forth about sexuality headcanons in the tf community, and holy fuck does it get annoying sometimes. im full believer in the idea that anyone can headcanon any character as whatever they want, don't get me wrong, but there is such a lack of consideration for others and boundary crossing when it comes to people going "you're wrong, actually, and here's several paragraphs describing why". this character cant be bi for yadda yadda, they cant be trans bc yadda yadda, they cant be ace bc yadda yadda, or they can ONLY be ace bc of whatever reason. it's happened to me, to several of my mutuals, it's happened to other people i see just randomly in the transformers tag. there's been several vague posts made about people disagreeing with other people's takes and its just,,, it's draining, ngl. maybe not the worst takes i've seen overall but definitely one of the most frequent that annoy me

6: Which Ship Fans Are The Most Annoying?

obligatory "not all fans of these ship are annoying, this is me generalizing from what i've seen" warning here, but i think mega/op and mega/star take the cake. and dra/tchet. this is largely because there's such a big separation between the canon and fanon versions of these characters that seeing a lot of the fanart and fic made for them is just,,, agh. i can't really recognize these characters as who they're supposed to be because they've been so removed from how they're presented in canon media. and im NOT saying you have to strictly adhere to canon. because fuck canon, lol. but it comes to a point where these aren't even the same people anymore. and i wouldn't even care about the canon/fanon thing if some of these fans weren't so idk. mean? aggressive? when it comes to their shipping and people not agreeing with what they ship/how they present that ship? it's absolutely calmed down in recent years, though.

also there's a fair bit of dra/tchet fic and art that is just. absolutely riddled with casual classism, orientalism, and anti-sex work rhetoric, and its uncomfortable. so i tend not to engage much with the fandom on it.

9: Worst Part of Canon

this is such a vague question because i could say so much here, but i'm just going to go with the very biased answer of the frequent condescending way a lot of the beastformers are treated throughout idw. like. these are people. canon wants you to believe that these characters are just as sentient and alive as everyone else but just, jeez. look at what ravage does throughout all of mtmte. being pet, drinking out of bowls, sleeping under megatron's bed, the visual gag of megatron gifting him a bone in one of the cover pages for the holiday special in mtmte, nautica handing ravage a little energon treat, everyone calling him kitty. it's just. agh.

13. Worst Blorbofication

idw tailgate and ravage. absolutely tailgate and ravage, though drift fits here too. tailgate is an arrogant asshole who has a violent streak a mile long. ravage is a bitter, snarky jerk who was, at some point, considering on killing megatron. they're both complex adults and fanon does somewhat have a habit of waving these things away.

[mychlapci]

wait continuing from Sentinel's awful sex antics, I think he very much fully takes advantage of his whole 'the truth is what I make it to be' thing. He has no qualms doing whatever he wants in front of whoever he wants cos it literally doesn't matter. Anyone who is stupid enough to talk about it either gets shot or like the others just won't believe them anyway.

I think it wouldn't be uncommon to be called into Sentinel's office and be greeted by the sight of him sprawled over the table with something being rammed up his valve. He makes the worst faces with his optics unfocused and glossa hanging out and just slobbering all over his desk cos he knows some poor bot is going to have to clean it up later. Oh yea and all the fluid he's dribbling onto the floor too. He probably has cogless bots doing other menial labour like the general maintenance of his tower, cleaning up his slick, shining the floors until he can see his own faceplate in them when he looks down whilst bent over his own desk.

He would blatantly have a fuck machine going, pistoning his valve as the poor bot who's supposed to have an audience with him is struggling to finish any kind of sentence and is torn between trying to maintain eye contact or looking elsewhere out of decency. He may interrupt whatever official business is being talked about to instruct Arachnid to change the settings or smth.

Sometimes, if his guest is extra (un)lucky, they'll come in to see him on his back instead, helm hanging over the edge of the desk to he can still look at his guest upsidedown. That's when he really leaves nothing to the imagination, having his spike taken care of with one of Arachnid's servos, and her other arm busy buried deep in his valve. The worst part is this is all happening whilst Arachnid doesn't even look at her boss. Her optics are trained entirely on their guest, faceplates cold and unmoving as ever.

oh my god, absolutely. he thinks he can just do anything. and he can. people are too afraid to say anything to him, which means that Sentinel gets away with anything. And he's a horny bot :)

mhmm, once again, though, Airachnid steals the show... you think the worst thing you can see is the Prime spread open and squirting around a nice thick spike, but it's his creepy bodyguard that's really got your attention, watching coldly as she absolutely ruins Sentinel's valve....

[nsokolow]

Transformers One: Charoite

Chapter Five

Sentinel cradled Charoite on his lap as they watched a dramatic movie in the theater room. Charoite thought it was sweet, and bit funny that, even though Sentinel had his arm wrapped around her arm, the other across her legs, like he was a source of security, he seemed to be a bit tense during some of the scenes. Not her, though. It seemed a bit overacted to her, but still entertaining.

“Hey, Char, mind if I have another cube?” Sentinel rubbed a finger up and down her arm.

“Well, you did give them to me, but whatever; I’m in a good mood.” Charoite picked up a cube and popped it into Sentinel’s mouth.

“Sentinel?” Charoite asked after a few minutes of silence between them. “What should we tell bots about…us?”

Sentinel leaned his head back and groaned. “Well, for now, I think its best nobody knows except Airachnid, since she lives and works here too, and I know she wouldn’t say anything. I just don’t think the public would take it well if they knew I was involved with my secretary.”

“Oh.” Charoite loosened her hold around Sentinel’s shoulders.

“Tell you what. If we hopefully decide to become sparkmates in the future, you could quit being my secretary, and we could go public! Hopefully that can happen soon.” Sentinel tightened his hold on Charoite.

“Okay!” Charoite exaggerated her smile before she gave Sentinel a quick, perky kiss. “Sounds good!”

It had been a bit over a month, and Charoite’s relationship with Sentinel stayed strong. She however yearned to at least tell one close friend about Sentinel and was irritated at Sentinel asking her if she told anybody every time she came back from somewhere. Charoite also had nagging feelings Sentinel had control over her and that she couldn’t express all of her needs and wants. Despite these issues, Charoite was pretty sure he was right for her. Not to mention…he was Sentinel Prime! She should be honored to have caught his eye, and to be living in such a beautiful place with everything she could want!

Right?

Sentinel also took such good care of her. He arranged for her to get a fresh coat of paint, the same rich colors as before, yet much more durable. Sentinel also bought her what were likely the most expensive items he could find…jewelry, a sleeping pod with as many light color options as song options, and of course…a shiny new decal with his face on it. Sentinel also gladly let her partake in living the high life, more than she already had. She accompanied him, and sometimes the crew as well, to different parties and galas hosted by Iacon City’s elites.

There was nothing else she could want? Right?

A bonus was Airachnid had less of an attitude towards her since the relationship started.

Tonight was a bittersweet night. Charoite stood at the balcony, staring out into the lights and near-silence. A few of the projections read, “Iacon 5000,” accompanied by an emblem of Sentinel surrounded by racers. They had just started advertising it, which signified her dream was to going to be a reality even sooner now. Tomorrow he was to again venture up to the surface in search of the Matrix. Maybe he’d find it this time? Sometimes Charoite was haunted by the thought of Cybertron running out of energon. If Sentinel found the Matrix, her fears would finally be put to rest.

“Hey!”

Charoite jumped and look back at Sentinel. “Oh, hi! Still haven’t gotten used to how quietly you walk into places sometimes.”

“Haha, don’t mention it. I thought I’d find you out here.” Sentinel hugged Charoite from behind and kissed her cheek. “Thinking about how much you’re gonna miss your Prime?”

Charoite surprised herself when a chuckle escaped her. She touched Sentinel’s cheek. “Something like that.”

“Well, I’m not gonna miss you…because you’re coming with me!”

“What?” Charoite screamed, causing Sentinel to flinch. “Are you serious?”

“I’m serious!” Sentinel grabbed her hands. “I know all this secretiveness has been hard on you. I also have a secret that’ll be revealed on the surface I know I can trust you with now. Just remember…” Sentinel raised his eyebrows. “…what happens on the surface stays on the surface. I almost never even bring it up with Airachnid.”

“Whoa, okay…being kinda intense there, Sen. Everything okay?”

Sentinel sighed. “Sorry. Everything’s fine. It’s just…I need bots to see me for the hero I am. The truth is what I make it, so I’m their hero.”

“Uh…okay?” Charoite shrugged. “Anyway…” she wrapped her arms around his waist and looked up at him. “You wanna go to the gym room, then have some energon? I thought I could fly a few laps and then we could watch something funny?”

“Well who am I to deny you that? Come on, Char!” Sentinel grabbed Charoite’s hand and headed toward the gym.

They both flew a few laps in the gym, before Charoite let Sentinel swing her around by her arms; she felt like flying without the effort.

In the bar and game room, Charoite, proud to have beaten Sentinel in all five of the games, sat on his lap on the floor, right in front of the window. They stared out at Iacon and commented on the changing signs as they ate some energon cubes.

“More Iacon 5000 signs started appearing today,” Charoite remarked. “It’s making me more excited!” She gave Sentinel a squeeze. “You know, I still can’t tell you how grateful I am for what you did for me.”

“Don’t mention it. It was for me too—and Iacon’s dreamers, of course.” Sentinel pointed. “I haven’t seen that in a while! A new oil transplant PSA about how charitable and loving it is to donate oil or whatever.”

“Eh…it’s a good message. Oh, look! There you are!” Charoite pointed to an image of Sentinel with a determined expression. The caption read, “Sentinel Prime’s trip to the surface begins tomorrow.”

“Only…I’ll be there too!” Charoite giggled. “I deserve to be on that sign, too, not gonna lie. I mean, I am your co-hero. Not to mention I save you from bad scheduling!”

“Okay, okay, good point.” Sentinel kissed the top of Charoite’s head. “I’d honestly love to see you on a sign with me someday. Not to mention our colors go pretty well together.”

Charoite and Sentinel shared a chuckle. He turned her around and gave her a gentle kiss. Charoite leaned against him.

“We should probably get to sleep. Looking forward to taking you to the surface tomorrow!” Sentinel stood up and gently pulled Charoite up with him.

“Yeah, you’re right,” replied Charoite, “I just hope I’m able to sleep! I’m just so excited to see the surface! I mean, how many bots are this lucky!”

“Well, it isn’t safe for most bots, but the guards, Airachnid, and I will protect you if need be. It helps that you’re a pretty fast flier! Anyway, see you in the morning, Char.” Sentinel gave her a quick kiss and walked away.

With a spring in her step, Charoite left for her own room. She looked down and smiled at her shoulder, where her Sentinel Prime decal sticker was.

[maiselyormaiforshort]

Conversations in my Tfp Secretly Frenemies au part 4

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Skywarp:why do you two look like that!?!?!

ThunderCracker: wearing a Barney costume you said we could wear anything

StarScream: showing off the detailed patterns knockout put on his finish yeah whatever he said

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Prowl:I sleep with a knife under my berth

Hot rod:weak,I sleep with a gun

Jazz:you both are weak

Hot rod: then what weapon do you sleep with mr badaft?

Jazz:Soundwave

Hot rod:

Prowl:

Hot rod:

Prowl:

Cybertronion Adam Sandler:

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[StarScream arguing with op]

StarScream:your such a pain in the aft! No wonder Megatron left you!

Op:

Megs:

All autobots/decepticons:

The jasper trio:

Cybertronion tally hall:

The 13 primes:

Primus:

The matrix:

The allspark:

Cybertronion Peter Cullen:

Megs:you fragged up

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WheelJack: Crimson says I have a few hours to live

Bulkhead:are you dying?!?!

WheelJack:no I pissed him off

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Crimson:I'm going to look for supplies do you guys want anything?

Optimus:this war to end

Ultra Magnus:a family

Bumblebee:my voice

Ratchet: Couple counselling,not for me though

Smokescreen: character development

Arcee: Vengeance

Crimson:

Crimson:guys we live in a burned down base how much do you think we're gonna find

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Megs:seekers are like slinkies

Skyquake: explain

Megs: they're satisfying to push down the stairs

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Slipstream:why is StarScream giggling?

Microzus:is he not allowed to-

Megs:he's planning to kill you again my lord

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WindBlade:is something burning?

Strongarm:just my love for you

Ratchet:THE BASE IS ON FIRE-

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Crimson: talking through Comms who is this?

Microzus:its MicDrop

Crimson:oh hey HackRate,what did she do this time

Microzus:no CrackerJack it's me Micdrop

Crimson:ok then,what did you do this time Micdrop

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Microzus:I was gone for 1 solar cycle what the frag happened?!?!

HackRate: deep breath Shockwave is having identity crisis,Megs is asking for Primus to fight him on the roof, Airachnid and DreadWing are debating whether or not StarScream has Stockholm syndrome,SoundWave is trying to summon the 13 primes and Knockout and breakdown went out to the movies

Microzus:

Microzus:I'm surprised the base didn't burn down this time