#kd answers

[smokescreenimusprime]

✨Out of touch idea✨

One time When Smokescreen feel silly, he will download a old English pack and starting to talk like olden Victorian or Shakespearean.

This also includes the Cybertronian, and his swearing, and to the decepticons

SDJCBNSJDNCSDNXZ god he absolutely would

that's making me think of just. Chaotic interactions between him and the Cons, ex:

Smokescreen, looking over his shoulder as he jumps into a Groundbrige: Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

Some Vehicon Miner:

[koneko-dreams]

How fucking dare you.

I heard that you’ve been calling MY son your son. I don’t think you have the power to give birth to an egg or that you have the magical power (or enough of it) to hatch said egg.

Tell me, who gave you permission to do that?

@meleanor-draconia

I only see him as my son. I see everyone as my child- Nonetheless, your said son has also called me "mother" so I don't see the problem

[kittydemon9000]

KD look it’s ur silly

BROOOOOOOOOOO

ITS HIM!!!!!!! ITS HIM FRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[koneko-dreams]

It's alright. Only a quiz, my child.

...Well, I suppose it isn't lying. I do daydream a lot- I mean a lot.

took the "what's your red flag" quiz and got emotionally unavailable, bitch I KNOW

[vldlance]

HIIII HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US 🎉🎉🎉🎉

i'm so glad we got to continue our friendship even outside of klance/tumblr and i'm happy we got closer because of it :)) thank u guys for always supporting me and my silly rambles lol also it's so crazy to think that we've known each other long enough for you to like...see me grow up which is actually insane but also kinda cool? anyways you already know i love u both to the moon and back <3

-kd 🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵

THE BELATED RESPONSE IS CRAZY but this is why if you’re sending on tumblr it should always go to ren smh anyways HAPPY FRIENDIVERSARY!!! this art is so adorable and makes me very 🥹🥹🥹🥹

it’s been so so so cool getting to know you as you figure out the world and what you want to do with your life and i’m such a proud big brother at all times. pats you on the head for SURE

love and appreciate you and your endless energy and kindness 💙 here’s to a million more years of being friends!

[feelingofcontent]

"I would love to do something live again, or a bit more chatty - with Dan - at some point...cause I just enjoy it a lot"

please please please pleeeassssse 🙏😭😭

[softinkhaven]

ms luthor really does breast boobily, huh 🥺

so true anon <3

[jonsaremembers]

re: photoshoots - hear me out:

If Dan ever retires Sister Daniel they should go out with a bang by replicating the 'kd lang/ cindy crawford barber's chair' shoot from the 90s ❤️

NBSII...

L-A x

O.O

[veilk]

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two emojis!! im unsure if this was the intent but ill do them separately... two dragons for you!!

[ID: A female Antarean Dragon from Dragon Cave. It's a shimmery orange dragon with large, feathered wings and reflective yellow mane. /End ID]

antarean comes to mind!! i always forget what they look like until i see them again... i find them very pretty so i'm always pleasantly surprised, hehe. apparently there are in universe legends that these guys are aliens?? which i didn't know until tonight but think is very cool

[ID: A male Spirit Ward dragon in its day and night forms. Its day form is a deep blue black, and its night form is a bright, glowing orange. /End ID]

dragon number two: spirit ward dragon!! one of the first dragons ive ever gotten!! extremely dear to me.. see. see okay during the day these guys are fully black but as it gets later into the night they slowly glow brighter and brighter... i only included the brightest sprite but they have like, five separate night sprites because of this. theyre very cool to me...

[rainintheevening]

∞

Whiplash to a hilarious Canadian classic, 'If I Had $100,000' by the Barenaked Ladies. This is probably my favourite bit, especially since I am craving KD right now.

If I had a million dollars

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

(It's Yelana's fault. I just finished watching Hawkeye again.)

[smokescreenimusprime]

Possible fluff for Dark Infection!

Someone from Team Prime gifts Smokescreen with a Cybertronian sized Walkman or something. He can play music whenever he's in a quiet place so he doesn't have to listen to Megatron. Honestly, it would be a great idea and it would be very cute.

.......holy shit I can't believe it, you actually managed to make a piece of this au genuinely fluffy

like. Once the Autobots realize how much of a Problem Megatron being in his head is, they buckle down to do what they can to help out. Smokescreen now finds himself rarely alone, either with more invites to train or the kids wanting to play or even Ratchet asking for help with his work

I can see the music player as a combined effort between Ratchet, Raf and Miko. The former two are the ones working on the actual mechanism and meanwhile Miko is testing out Smokey's music tastes to see what he likes best. I can even see a couple podcasts being thrown in there, just to spice things up

and you're right, this is absolutely adorable and I'm still reeling at the fluff you've brought

[koneko-dreams]

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!!!

@meleanor-draconia

(Ignore the fact that Meleanor is petty…they hashed it out 💀)

Huh?- what happened?-

[databent]

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[sins-and-sincerity]

okep def shouldve went w kd i forgot how my dad is w morning traffic

[chromosoid]

Ok the MW3 COD nerds got their remaster now it’s time for BO2 remastered.

Pls n thanx

[worstestselfshipper]

1, 10, and 15 for the lore asks!

1. (K)ill(d)eer / July 5, 2002 (40, if I'm playing my cards right) / 5'10 / Not sure about exact weight class yet, but toned and mildly muscular / Transmasc - He or it, choose one. Pre-everything / Human-mutant hybrid. Haven't decided his class of mutation yet really but He Is One! / Black, long hair, milky white eyes that are glossy. Always wears a balaclava and a silver jacket, with a bulletproof vest on top

10. Most of the others don't give it much thought. Virginia could care less about what others are doing, and Kelvin has no clue wtf is going on point blank. Eric is a little bit offput by the relationship given Multiple Circumstances (Ex-Sahara "employee", generally just all hated each other before Tim and KD grew closer). Despite his not-so-positive outlook on KD, he doesn't think anyone would be better for his son. KD and Tim can, at the very least, understand each other's plight, and that's kind of all Eric wants for his kid.

15. He has a shifting role in the story. It's not really /too/ thought out yet since the game hasn't even reached beta build yet, but from what we know about the story, KD is a part of Jianyu's faction initially (because he's stuck with Sahara), and is looking for an out. He's brainwashed into believing the LeBlancs are end all be alls of the company, and life as he knows it. So, he's sent out to stop (KILL) them. After a failed assassination, he learns about their true intentions and is like Oh Shit. Maybe I'm The Bad Guy and has an offscreen long few moments of introspection before deciding to play double agent. He feeds information to the LeBlancs, and feeds (mostly) false information to Sahara. As the game progresses he'd probably become a companion NPC around the same time that Timmy (supposedly) would or something. So, minor antagonist to companion-side character