#ask kd

[koneko-dreams]

How fucking dare you.

I heard that you’ve been calling MY son your son. I don’t think you have the power to give birth to an egg or that you have the magical power (or enough of it) to hatch said egg.

Tell me, who gave you permission to do that?

@meleanor-draconia

I only see him as my son. I see everyone as my child- Nonetheless, your said son has also called me "mother" so I don't see the problem

[kenandeliza]

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You have killed me anon, is it worth it?

[feelingofcontent]

i wanna hear your conspiracy guesses! sooo hyped to see what the next shows get

below for extra spoiler safety!!

The Options

Tier 1: Pumpkin or Toilet

first show chose 'Toilet' - they have a couple's toilet (false "obviously" they said)

my guess for 'Pumpkin' is the 'Phil is the dancing pumpkin man gif' - another obviously false option

Tier 2: Fake or Clothes

first show chose 'Fake' - phil faked the last sleepless night video (true)

my guess for 'Clothes' is clothes sharing

Tier 3: Pole or Tour bus

first show chose 'Tour bus' - they shared the big bed on the tatinof tour bus (true 😭)

my guess for 'Pole' is something to do with the railing rail on the bed? (god help us if so 😳)

Tier 4: Wedding or Vegas

first show chose 'Wedding' - they got married in Japan (false, with an implication that they're not married at all from what I could hear??) they said something like 'dan can't commit to anything' and 'we're not traditional in any way')

my guess for 'Vegas' is the missing vegas video vlog! I think it' sgoing to be hard to get an audience that picks this one...it's the cake scene all over again 😭😭

counting on you copenhagen! 🙏

[ando666detonao]

dont let his fruity looks fool you. he WILL hit you w a crowbar first chance he got

[smokescreenimusprime]

On the trend of using EPIC The Musical for the ask game (thanks anon), here's a good one:

Choose. You, or your crew. (Song source: Thunder Bringer)

"Choose. You, or your crew." the stranger growled, shoving the muzzle of his blaster into the side of Smokescreen's helm.

Smokescreen bit back a sigh, knowing full well that it would not help the situation.

The situation was fairly unusual. Most days were pretty quiet in the Archives with the most exciting thing being a new datapad being added to their stores, or on rarer occasions a bot starting drama over some novel or other they didn't have and needing to be escorted out.

An armed robbery was definitely a new occurrence. Usually when bots wanted to steal the relics, they opted for more covert methods.

But not these ones apparently. They showed up, quite literally guns blazing, and held the staff and visitors who hadn't managed to flee in the initial chaos hostage. The enforcers had of course been called, but they couldn't get in yet without risking the attackers doing something dangerous.

That led to right now, him, his employees, and a couple others all gathered in the back of one of the bigger rooms as one of the attackers tried to threaten Smokescreen into telling them the vault passcodes by dragging him forward and pressing a gun to his helm.

Primus he was going to have to fill out so much paperwork after this. Maybe he could convince Ultra Magnus to pull some strings so he wouldn't have to.

"I said choose," the mech growled again, jabbing Smokescreen's helm with the blaster again, this time hard enough to scratch the paint which made Smokescreen tense.

Not in fear like the mech seemed to think, no, but growing frustration. He just got buffed the other day! Knockout was going to peel his paint when he found out he ruined his work so soon.

Yeah, okay, waiting for the enforcers to do something clearly wasn't working out.

Guess he had to handle this himself.

This time he actually let himself sigh, not caring about keeping his attacker docile.

"Yeaaaaaah, gonna have to say no to that one, chief."

And then he grabbed the gun's barrel.

His attacker's optics went wide but he didn't even have time before he was swiftly disarmed (he wasn't even using servo modifications! talk about amateur hour, as Miko would say). It only took a second to pistol whip him across the temple, then whip around and shoot the three other bots in the room just as they began to realize things were not going to plan.

Nonlethally of course. Sure it would count as self defense and he'd be let off without much trouble, but that would just make even MORE paperwork.

Once he was confident the other three were down for the count and that his employees and even a few of the other hostages were able to disarm and take care of them, he turned back to the first mech.

"First mistake," Smokescreen began, flipping him onto his front and forcing his servos behind his back in a submission hold. "Getting within grabbing distance."

"Second mistake," he patted down his frame to grab the key for the handcuffs. "Cuffing me too loose and then not being able to see what I was doing with my servos."

"Third and most damning of all," he threw the key over to a very shell shocked looking Coil, who fumbled the catch with his cuffed servos but managed to not drop it.

He liked Coil. He was a new hire, but Smokescreen could already tell he'd be sticking around. He was a hard worker, a bit sarcastic at times, and cared a lot about keeping things organized.

His now ex-attacker looked up at him with wide optics, confused and afraid, and Smokescreen just met his gaze with a bored expression.

"Not doing your fragging research."

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OR, a lot of bots aren't aware of the fact their local librarian is ex-military, and every once in a while there arises circumstances for him to show them :D

[softinkhaven]

ms luthor really does breast boobily, huh 🥺

so true anon <3

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

has anyone sent in the cindy crawford photoshoot as propaganda for kd lang yet bcs every single person alive needs to see that

Ohhh yes

[chasedeys]

Ik you’re new to this team and I’m so sorry this is what you have walked into😭. Now you can seee why before he was drafted , the entire sports media told Joe to force his way out to not play for this organization and they were absolutely right . I was mad when it was happening , but Gid were they and Carson Palmer right

hi yeah it's okay 😭 sort of....looking at joe and carson palmer comparisons makes me want to die :(( so i politely look away for my peace of mind 🤗 oh but question did joe like insist on playing for cincy? it's super sweet how he said that he's happy he's playing for the city and for the team especially through all his injuries and everything :((

no joke though still super happy i got into the bengals even if they make me want to just. die. ahaha! very toxic abusive relationship esque where i keep giving them chance because they keep love bombing me (offense being so good) despite constantly beating me down (defense being so bad) and it's soooo stupid to say how much i still love all these players even if germaine fucking pratt makes me want to kick his ass down a flight of stairs because what do you mean what missed tackles. i need them to start being more self-aware please god and stop picking twitter fights on shit you clearly are getting your ass kicked on 😭

but the point is i still am sooooo happy i started rooting for them!! because they are so fun to watch i am dead serious never in my life did i think i would like watching football of all fucking things. and its genuinely genuinely so impressive how they can find new ways to lose so spectacularly. setting a new total points (82) record for a bengals-steelers game. the team that didn't score a touchdown at all and still somehow won against a team we lost to twice even with 9 total touchdowns btw. made a whole career game for the opposing qb after years of not touching 400 yards. coming back from a 24-6 deficit in the fourth quarter. receiver with qb numbers on 2 separate games against the same team. career high 5 passing touchdowns games. 300+ yards 3+ touchdowns numerous times and still losing said games. broke a record about that all in one season girl how the fuck. this all just points to how shit the defense is which is sooo confusing because HOW can you suck that bad...an nfl defense…..(there's this hilarious bit calling the way they're losing 'high art' which is basically all this lmao)

i mean hard knocks will be an extremely painful watch but at least you can’t shit on the way they’re playing offense so it won't be a complete beat down so.

but basically i don't regret coming in when they're shit because they aren't really that shit (????) lollll it's fine the rpf keeps me sane tbh

[sebastians-asks]

very pretty boy, very pretty

Thank you.

I wouldn’t consider myself one but, that’s nice.

[reallybigvampire]

still riding that high from when a beautiful photographer lady who shot k.d Lang in the 90s told me I was very handsome

[koneko-dreams]

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED!!!

@meleanor-draconia

(Ignore the fact that Meleanor is petty…they hashed it out 💀)

Huh?- what happened?-

[kenandeliza]

HIIII i really wanted to get into billy stuff for a while, but i can never seen to find a good reading guide/reading order. I have read some but idk 😭 i was wondering if you had one to recommend? If you can ofc, just stalked a bit and i love your billy stuff >×<

Honestly im more of a golden age Captain Marvel Jr fan, so I'm more familiar with Freddy's stories than Billy's.

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I don't like reading power of shazam or some of the newer stuff because sometimes you need to read other hero's issues to get the full picture, You don't need that much reading order for golden age since most of their stories are not episodic so here's the comics I read( not in order.)

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I recommend reading just the Marvel Family if you want to see the main three interacting with one another. I feel like this is the best one to get started if you already know the origins for the Marvel Family.

If not then here it is:

Billy's Origin: Whiz#2

Freddy's Origin: Whiz #25, Master comics #21-22

Mary's origin: Captain Marvel Adventures 18

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But if youre curious about Billy' stories by himself, here is the one that I have read so far:

I Mostly read Captain Marvel adventures instead of WHIZ comics, If you want to get into the iconic Monster Society of Evil/Mr Mind Saga, start in Captain Marvel adventures 22-64. [ Keep in mind, comics back then are 4 stories in one book, the Mr Mind saga is almost always the last story of an issue]

The first Time Billy meets Tawky Tawny: Captain Marvel Adventures #79

Billy's Childhood with his wicked Step-Uncle: Captain Marvel Adventures #88

Captain marvel's Christmas: Captain Marvel Adventures #69

Captain Marvel is tricked to not Fly for a day by a criminal, A funny issue: WHIZ #95

in my opinion, any issue with Tawky Tawny in it is the most fun, here's the list of issues that has Tawny.

Go to the fandom wiki page because the issues in this image is not complete

For the sake of not making this list too long. I won't mention my favorite issues for Captain Marvel Jr or Mary Marvel. [You could probably tell that Freddy is my most favorite if you look at my drawings]

Best of luck, ask someone else if you want recommendations for non-Golden-Age shazam comic guides

[asktheremnantsaskblog]

Too anyone really

Soooooo do you guys actually wear clothes, all things considered you look like colorful naked people

(They did indeed look like that and I wanted to change it because of how it looked and I... I didn't see this ask. Ur so right tho.)

[starishsky]

valo rat

[ablatheringblatherskite]

boop

[smokescreenimusprime]

I'm not great at fic names so I'm taking the easy way out and borrowing lyrics from one of my favorite songs. So, here goes:

Sinking just like ghosts

Whispers are all that exist of the Autobot rookie. For all his colors were eye catching, he was rarely seen. Blues and reds were sometimes found in the nature of this planet, but there was rarely ever such a bright, brilliant white

and yet, only a handful could ever attest to spotting him, and even fewer lived to tell the tale

those that did swore he would spring from the ground like a vengeful spirit when it was too late to run and drag your spark down to the Pits

how else were they to describe the calm of patrolling only to round a corner and see your fellow guard drop? how else could one describe the dead left behind without a mark?

-or-

Sometimes getting creative with a non-lethal weapon is more terrifying than a simple lethal one for those on the recieving end