#what’s new?

[wheresjouno]

Jouno probably knew about Tecchou’s little crush before Tecchou knew about Tecchou’s little crush tbh

I never use Tumblr I’m so dang nervous

[chaotic-orphan]

lmao i’m confused what the hell did flynn think would happen when he brought his hero friend back to his psychopathic villain family? 😭

I don’t think he thought Hero would be this vitriolic about it. Like genuinely, he was like:

“and Hero and I can spend more time together and she’ll love the room and she’ll love ME more, and I can finally get this secret off my chest and we can be together forever! And maybe… just maybe, she’ll see my side eventually and forgive me. Well, maybe not forgive but at least she won’t be dead. At least, if she’s still alive, she can still hate me. There is a possibility we could work things out…”

Oh Fucked up Family whump, my beloved🫶🥰

[evilhorse]

What’s the news?

(Alpha Flight #4)

[whoblewboobear]

Plot twist: Porter has never sucked dick in his life before Jace and it results in Jace getting the worst blowjob he’s ever had. He just doesn’t have the heart to tell Porter it was bad.

Porter knows (Jace was faking it, he could tell. The moans were off) and the try hard in him makes it his mission to give Jace the best head he’s ever had. Which also means every moment they have alone results in Porter dropping to his knees or pulling his truck over, or pulling Jace somewhere private until one day Jace is like ENOUGH and just fucks Porter’s throat while he’s perched on his chest.

Porter prefers this, just letting Jace take control; using him to his hearts content. After all his practice he has a lot more appreciation for how good at giving head Jace is. His Jace that takes him like a fucking champ despite his size. Jace isn’t as big (not a diss, just a fact) but Porter still had trouble learning to take him down his throat. Giving head is an art he has a lot more appreciation for now.

[n3onr3d]

fucked up that every medical office i’ve been to in the US either plays bespoke advertising or HGTV. they’re drip feeding you a nuclear amerikkkan nightmare while saddling you with debt and denying you timely care. keep dreaming of that house! (how will you be paying for your treatment?)

[the-main-idiot]

Shout out to my birthday in two days

(being a mood ruiner 😋😋)

[kawaikitkat]

The feminine urge to just seduce the fuck out of namjoon, be playful with him, and tease him until he initiates, mhmm.

[aftaylorglow]

“I think the closest word is love.”

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[battleaxeproficiency]

feeling very frustrated about the ways people are talking about hurricane Milton. lots of needless, borderline fear mongering language with very little actual helpful information.

information about Milton that might ACTUALLY be helpful:

Hurricane Milton is shaping up to be the third strongest hurricane ever recorded.

Make sure you have an evacuation plan if the order is given or if you've already been told to leave.

there is also a code for free Ubers to evacuate effected counties, as well as shuttles from evacuating counties to nearby storm shelters

Prepare/secure your home

Find your nearest shelter and be prepared to leave

If you want to stay in the loop about the hurricane, WESH 2 News has ongoing coverage ad-free on YouTube.

General resources/information:

Please for the love of God stop preying on people's fears and causing panic. Know what resources are available to you and how to access them. If you approach this hurricane carefully YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!!! YOUR LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RUINED!!!

Please link other resources you find or think other people might find useful!

[viola-sororia]

first class news paleontologists never disappoint

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[borrelia]

erm. official tumblr page btw.

turning off reblogs bc now you dipshits saying i've left out context are letting the goddamn oxford comma guy and his ilk in my notes. good job brave tumblr warriors o7

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy