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What is Web Hosting? Your Gateway to Online Success
In the ever-evolving landscape of the digital age, having an online presence is not just a choice; it’s a necessity. As businesses, individuals, and organizations race to establish their corner of the internet, the role of web hosting becomes paramount. At its core, web hosting is the bedrock upon which websites stand, the digital abode that ensures accessibility and connectivity. In this…

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वेब होस्टिंग क्या होता है | What is Web Hosting
नमस्कार दोस्तों, जैसा कि आप मेरे title को देख कर समझ गए होंगे कि आज मैं बात करूँगा कि What is web hosting और ये हमारे website या blog के लिए जरूरी क्यों है? What is Web hosting (Web hosting क्या होता है)? अगर आप एक blogger है या किसी IT कंपनी में काम करते है तो आप ये जरूर ही जानते होंगे कि web hosting क्या है. लेकिन अगर नहीं पता तो चलिए जानते है कि What is web hosting? Web hosting का उपयोग…

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“The bad news,” Tim said, “is that you’ve probably been avoiding the whole retirement fund thing because you’ve consciously or subconsciously realized that you aren’t financially solvent enough to do it. The good news is that there are a lot of ways to diversify your revenue streams.”
Jason grimaced. “Branding.”
“Branding,” Tim agreed. “Who does your marketing?”
“Two high-schoolers, a PTA mom, and Velma at the senior center.”
“Nice range of demographics.” Tim nodded approvingly. “We’re gonna do a line of merch—Red Hood t-shirts, water bottles, gas masks—but we should start other efforts at the same time. How do you feel about short-term investments? Crime Alley has a lot of small businesses, right?”
“Uh, yeah?” Jason said. “Franchises never make it there.”
“So, the laundromat could probably use a new washer,” Tim said. “Summer is coming up; one of the bodegas could probably use a slurpee machine. And one of the food trucks could probably stand to upgrade its fryer capacity. Do it like Shark Tank. People can come up with their own upgrade proposal and show you that they’re a responsible investment, and then they’ll have ownership of the idea instead of having Red Hood come down from his throne of duffle bags full of heads to ask if they need better lighting for their OnlyFans.”
Jason opened his mouth, closed it again. “You want me to do Crime Alley Shark Tank.”
“I want two of your lieutenants and two well-respected community members to do Crime Alley Shark Tank,” Tim corrected. “You’re a wanted felon and people’s attempts to kill you would be distracting. You can be a guest judge on the finale.”
#tim drake#jason todd#red robin#red hood#crack#castillon writes#what punny name would the eventually-massive web series have#I haven't figured it out yet#what I do know is that Steph and Damian do the editing#and it is both unhinged yet full of pathos bc Steph's primary influence is reality TV and Damian's is animal rescue documentaries#and also each judge hosts an episode in a different space. including a warehouse that explodes at the end of the ep.#and also everyone takes this seriously. like sure have fun but there's money on the line. if you're here to goof the judges will be like#'in the time I've listened to this pitch I could have organized the shelter's food pantry/merced a trafficker. get out.'#instead of commercials they do harm reduction PSAs#does this eventually lead to a hyperlocal Gotham streaming service a la Dropout#maybe
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Ok so I just finished the Magnus archives (so good I 100% suggest you listen to it it's free on YouTube)
But now I can only think of a ouran au (of course)
SO
Kyoya is a avatar of the web his entire family worships the great mother he hasn't been fully into it like he understands why it's important considering that's how he feeds but whatever. He participated in one small ritual before, something about tape recorders or whatever he really didn't know or care.
He didn't mind the thought of an apocalypse where the Great mother is in control, it would be fun he guesses again he really did not care.
Until a certain blond becomes his friend
Now he does whatever he can do to stop the other fears from completing their ritual just to keep him safe.
#i wonder what their personal hells would be#i like to think haruhis would just be tamaki /j#ouran high school host club#ohshc#tamaki suoh#kyoya ootori#au#the magnus archives#the Magnus archives au#the web#14 fears#kyoya x tamaki#tamakyo
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Octonauts Skribbl.io Highlights
These get chaotic very fast I'm so sorry
The Hatsune Mikus First one was from K_K, second and third by Jarvis, and the rest by Gilb
The Autism Squad First by K_K, second by Debby, third forth and fifth by Iris, sixth by Jarvis, seventh by Debby, eighth and ninth by Iris
The most accurate Octopod Spirit image we'll ever get By Jarvis
Weezer By Tristan
Something in the biscuit By Gilb
Stain Edwards Jumpscare By Tristan
And. Tweak Consistently in a Stance All by Jarvis
There's PLENTY more but I already reached the image limit so the rest will be in a reblog :3
We had. so much fun. If any of the credits are incorrect I will adjust them to their proper owner, my memory isn't too bright but I am certain these are the correct people!
#octonauts#skribbl.io#hatsune miku#captain barnacles#kwazii octonauts#peso octonauts#shellington octonauts#tweak octonauts#dashi octonauts#octonauts tunip#professor inkling#stain edwards#the octopod#it must be REALLY funny to see a dhmis tag and a vocaloid tag alongside octonauts#how we doin folks. are we. are we comprehending the works. hell yeah#this was such a funny experience. in total we had uhhh#7 - 9 players ? depends on if the people i'm confused about were different people or just the same person at diff times#regardless it was a good haul for skribb :) three of our members were finally able to fully participate#because we normally host on pt but two are just spectators and one doesnt even go to pt#but now !!! because it was a webbed site !! that you can just get in right away!! WOOPIE WE GOT TO SEE WHAT THOSE THREE COULD DO#anyagsy that is all i will give more image tomorrow. byebey#hershel’s octonauts au
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one of the pettiest things i do is reporting people's fully original non-fannish work on ao3 if they annoy me even slightly.
usually i can't be arsed, as there are worse offences and the line is fuzzy anyway. but someone spam marketing their work, and openly stating that they're looking for an agent? yeah no. hope you get deleted.
reminder: original work doesn't mean your novel that you're trying to generate an audience for for publishing reasons. it still needs to be fannish. ao3 isn't a general writing site, it's a fandom archive.
#worst case was someone being kinda openly contemptuous of fandom#and still using ao3 as the only place to host their work#like buddy#it isn't for you#you're not even getting traffic through ao3 your readers follow your socmed accounts#make your own silly lil webbed site and link people to it#that's what i will do when i start posting my stuff#okay and im done being a hater
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y'all would Not believe the amount of drama a silly lil pet site can generate
#thread is full of people whose brains have been poisoned by capitalism to assume everything needs to strive for unrestricted growth forever#''it's 2024 & there aren't even any flash-style games!! the site is so outdated!!!'' this is a web 1.0 style nostalgia game.#you have walked into a home depot and attempted to order a milkshake#the site is run by like 4 people and some pocket lint. what do u want.#if you want constant updates and innovation & shiny flash games go play FR. it's great for that. this is not that type of game#''we deserve to know where our money is going from fundraisers!! such a small staff shouldn't need to make so much money!!''#ok well first of all why not#second of all u have absolutely no idea what web hosting costs for a site w/ any significant amount of traffic#third of all- imagine walking into target and saying you bought a tshirt there 3 years ago so this random stocker has to tell u his payrate#unhinged!!!#(ftr i am in favor of talking about pay in order to ensure fairness among peers. this is not the same thing.)#i've been annoyed about this since i saw it ok i needed to vent
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trying to find any information on anything is so fucking impossible these days
#i just want. web hosting that also has file hosting where i dont have to like have the files Displayed On The Site#i dont even know like. what thats called#but nothing ever seems to specify one way or the other??#like i feel like thered be some sort of phrasing that id see & be like oh maybe thats what im looking for#but no. it just doesnt seem to be mentioned#& so many sites are like. oh were designed to work with wordpress!! like cool but i dont CARE about that#i want to build my site from scratch actually.#i want to be able to host images that i can use elsewhere on the internet without necessarily having them on an Actual Page of my website#ik godaddy does this. bc i used to use them waaaaay back in like 2007 or so lmfao#but ive heard some Not So Great things abt them so ive been trying to look into other options#(but honestly i might just use them bc id probably hear Not So Great things about Everyone)#(it seems to just be standard business practice at this point)#idk. theres a site called dreamhost i might try but idk if they have the features i want#ig if anyone has any input on any of this lmk#either abt godaddy or dreamhost or if u know of any good alternatives#i dont even need anything super complex just like. custom domain name. file hosting. security that doesnt suck#this is probably all standard i just hate how hard it is to actually find the info#& i dont want to sign up for 10579348 free trials to find out#this is all in the tags bc. the post applies to so much more than just this lmao#this is just my Current Issue
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I think it’s very telling that there’s only like two web sites I know of that still actually have humans moderating them and checking mass reports. One is furaffinity and the other one was mentioned in a group VC that I forgot the name of. There’s so little human site moderation these days that as long as you have bots and bot hosting technology, by all intents and purposes you are the site moderation. Which I think we can all agree is pretty fucked up!
#genuinely I would LOVE to work a web site moderation job if it meant looking into mass reports and being like okay is this legit or not?#it would suck some of the time but damn I could be like helping folks not get banned just because some petty incel has bot making servers#and the tech to host all of those social bots that mass report accounts into deletion by web sites#I could put a stop to that if only more web sites would hire and actually have a team#a team of human moderators that actually look into and check into this stuff#the internet these days feels like a game of trying to be careful not to step on the wrong persons toes lest the botter#bot you into silence.#I genuinely would trust human moderation over AI moderation even if it means some douche bags I don’t like get to keep their accounts#that also goes hand in hand with moderation being more advanced and having more options to report someone with#furaffinity has albeit almost caved to bot moderation but at least a human checked what was going on; still it’s very telling ugh#tech hell#ai#technology rant#site moderation#social media#mine#op
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neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
EDIT: part 2!!
#neocities#old web#webcore#old internet#web revival#indie web#html#website#recource#guide#can you tell that i've gotten REALLY into neocities this month!!!!!#but its so FUN i love seeing everyones weird af websites#its amazing#i love celebrating the old web#ANYWAYS MAKE A NEOCITIES HERES A GUIDE#i haven't touched html in like a decade#and i've been having a great time relearning#:)#share your sites with me!!!!!!#oh and share resources if you have them!
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Highkey disappointed my web development group isn’t going with my project idea (Pathfinder tool) for our semester project. To be fair I’m the only one that plays ttrpgs but all the online tools sorta super suck so I thought it’d be nice to make one that’s actually. Y’know. Good.
#shadow rambles#web development#pathfinder#pathfinder 2e#what are we doing instead?#a recipe social media app#much more boring to me#could i in theory work on the pathfinder thing on my own?#sure#but web hosting is expensive#and the school gives us azure for free
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Random 4 AM thought about a movie I watched 2 months ago but... I enjoyed that Unfriended 2 actually had zero supernatural elements to it. It's really fun when a series subverts expectations in that way to remind you that humans can be monstrous too. (Not that I think it necessarily leads you to believe it will be a supernatural movie, but since the first one was, the possibility is definitely there)
Like there's a scene in the movie where the hacker SWATs one of the people, and then rigs the computer to play a file that sounds like a gun being loaded and cocked, resulting in that person getting gunned down by the SWAT team. Very scary and realistic! It's happened in reality that people get "pranked" in this way and end up dying, and honestly if someone wanted to do it to you, it's not that hard!
So, I just find the finale of the movie where it's revealed that "the" hacker is actually a laaaarge group of people, including the police, to kind of undercut one of the most powerful forces of the movie. That malevolent actors can turn your information against you with the press of a button. But actually instead it was thousands of people just toying with you for fun and it was all set up! Lol!
#Also despite the title it didn't really feature the dark web??#I guess except maybe the livestream was hosted on it but#I don't think the filmmakers really know what the dark web is like they just think it's The Evil Web#Also i can't believe I haven't seen the fnaf movie yet lol#lifeblogging#Also idr I think that person was British so it may not have been the SWAT team but like it's the same idea as 'swatting' so I'm leaving it#He also could have been British but living in America I honestly don't remember don't come at me for that
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Webcomic platforms can help get your comic published when you want something quick and easy to start out! They generally share a few qualities:
They format everything in a basic way so you don't have to do much set up your own space to look nice on web/mobile
They have no fee to publish your comics there, because you are using their web hosting
They may get your comic in front of other readers with mobile apps or online catalogs
If you meet their criteria, you may also be able to find hosting with digital comic stores, publishers, and collectives, and this may get you a bit more in the way of money, promotional opportunities, or editor assistance.
Even if you choose to host your website on its own webhost with a comic CMS, you might also consider finding a platform that aligns with your comic goals and "mirroring" your pages there.
In this post, we look at all the webcomic platforms out there we could find in our research!
This post may be updated as time goes on as new platforms enter the hosting arena, or other important updates come to light.
Questions:
💻 Everyone uses social media, could I just use that as a platform for my comic? - One-shot or strip comics without a continuous story that can be read in any order can do okay on social media, and people have adapted Tumblr to display a series of pages. But for continuous long-form stories, social media platforms are better for keeping your readers updated and general promotion.
📚 Wait, what if I want to build my own website and drive people there? - We have another masterlist of website hosts for that!
🕵️♀️What kinds of restrictions can I expect? - Many comic platforms have restrictions on NSFW content, links to other sites, or could be invite/application-only. We've tried to note those on the cards, as well as a list of comic platforms that have predatory business practices at the very end that we recommend avoiding. Always do your research!
Webcomic Platforms
Webtoon Canvas

Tapas

Webtoon Originals

SpiderForest Webcomic Collective

Hiveworks

ComicFury

The Duck

Saturday AM

GlobalComix

NamiComi

DillyHub

Shrine Comics


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Masterlist fanfic Yandere!Batfamily X Reader
NONE OF THESE FANFICS BELONG TO ME, this is more of a personal reading list of fanfics I follow and such, all the links lead you to the creators' direct blogs.
Almost all the fanfics in the 'platonic' section are with Neglected!Reader, I'm addicted to that trope.
More than one link will lead you to the authors' master list instead of a masterlist for the series. This is because they don't have a dedicated list for the series, and it was easier for me to keep them this way. (There are also links to the first chapter, in this case, the author probably left the other chapters there, in addition to imagines, headcanons, and drabbles on their own.) I thought about adding a short description below the links to explain what the fanfic is about… maybe I'll do it later or just leave it as it is.
Not - series
Again and. Again - series
Bruce hears Reader call someone else "dad." - drabble
Reader who only recognizes Alfred - drabble
[UN] Fair - series
Adorned in pearls (although Bruce here is not platonic…) - one shot
Batfamily with a Shallow Reader - imagine
Reader in Squid Games - imagine
Crack Baby - series
Smalltown Meta!Reader - series
Forget me not - series
No more Chances - series
Inmorta! Reader - series
Undoing Fate - series (it's not yandere but it has my favorite cliche so��)
Tip toes - series
Meet The Waynes - series
Bring back the dead - series
Obsessive reader in the shadows - imagine
There are two fanfictions here, the first fic doesn't have a name and I don't know what to name it. - series
Who said money can´t buy hapinness (considering the # I assume that the batfam is platonic….but I'm not sure) - series
Between life and death, death is tempting - series
Ain´t no sushine - series
Beyond the Bat - series
Crow choir - series
Waterbone - drabble
Marine!Reader - one shot? drabble?
Saboteur - series/imagine
Unwanted embrace - series
I'm almost sure this was one of the pioneering stories in this trope. - one shot
Little Demon - one shot
Goodbye World - one shot
Batsis wakes up in a fanfic - imagine? drabble?
Batfam playing with Reader - I think it's a drabble…I don't know
Pity Party - series
Yandere Al Ghuls! - series
How would they spend time with you after the kidnapping? -drabble
You´re a fucking weird hacker - one shot
Lucid Dreams - series
Ghost of the Past - series
Soulamate Soul Animal - series
Good Look(includes more DC yanderes characters) - series
Web Bound (It is NOT yandere, but it does have obsessive characters) - Series
Bug like Angel - series
The other family - one shot
Batman! Damian Wayne x Robin! Reader - one shot?
Children!Reader who loves Tim more than Dick - headcanon
Yandere!Batfam Headcanons - headcanon xd
What We Want - series
The sinfull Allure (the story is not yandere, but it has the batboys, and I love this reverse harem) - series
Seven Days a Week - Hit me Hard and sort - two series
First married to Bruce - one shot
As Yanderes´ Universe - one shot series?
Polyamory with Aged Up! Damian Wayne and John Kent - imagine
Sisters!Reader x Batboys - Headcanon? (according to the hashtags)
Greetings - drabble?
How Dick and Damian would handle learnig reader is dating somebody? - Drabble?
Addictive - Series
Do You Think We´ll Be In Love Forever? (includes more DC characters) - various drabbles
Perfect Life - one shot
Batboys and reader who knows - headcanon set?
Checkmate - one shot
Tim Drake x nursing student!Reader - one shot
Remedial Lesson (18+) - One shot
Dommy Mommy!Reader - headcanon
Reader hosted by Tim Drake - one shot
Yandere self-aware Dick Grayson - headcanon set
Moon Prism Power! - imagine
What types of yanderes would the Batboys be? - headcanon
Yandere!Batboys x Reader HC - Headcanon
#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#dc comics#batfam#yandere batfam#yandere batboys#x reader#batfam x reader#batfam x neglected reader#batboys#masterlist#CHATGPT translated into English#english not my first language#use of google translate
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"DO BETTER!" Says Now Televised Fanboy
He, Dash Baxter is a Phan-Stan!! It's kinda his thing. See, he's a fancy ass talk show host now. Married Paulie, moved out of Amity, actually DID something with his life. His parents? Did not approve. Long n short of it? He got kicked out.
Paulie's parents were PISSED.
Retaliated by giving him all the help he needed getting EVERY scholarship he qualified for. He went to a really nice college. Missed his girlfriend like mad. But she was off in Metropolis, terrifying weaker men. Conquering the fashion scene.
And SOMEHOW? Thanks to that long talk he had with Phantom (*incoherent fanboy gibbering noises* SO COOL!) he's worked to be... more of a LEADER, you know? Less of an asshole. Cause he's popular. People copy him. He can't be an asshole.
So, somehow, when he's punching out some try-hard that thinks he's hot shit for bullying a Nerd? He and the nerd get talking, right? Cause the guy got his glasses completely fucked up. And it's what Phantom would do.
But GET THIS? Guy's never HEARD of Phantom! Is super curious, cause he runs a small time Hero's show on the web. And, Dude? Is it your LUCKY DAY! Cause you just met THE number 1 fan of Phantom, hands down!! He makes his VERY spirited case, about why Phantom is THE best Hero to ever have lived. And this guy?
Entranced.
In AWE.
Just straight up BEGS him to join his show. Cause apparently? He was BORN for it. Which? Yeah. He HAS been giving speechs to the team for YEARS now. And Talking at fan meet ups. Leading fan meet ups. Hosting parties... actually, now that he thinks about it? He DOES do a lot of public speaking? Huh.
But still, he's about to say "no", when?
Dude mentions? He'll get to talk about Phantom.
SOLD!
It. Blows. Up. Absolutely EVERYONE is in love with his pretty face, hot bod, and STRONG opinions. But they ALSO have no idea who Phantom is! Paulie! This is CRIMINAL! Horrifying! What is going ON!?
Some bullshit information black out, apparently. At least according to her... friendly Nemesis? The Goth Dweeb. Who's engaged, apparently? So good for her. Unsurprisingly, it's too the OTHER Dweebs, but still. Bout time she started planning to drag them to a court house. She's the only one with any spine in that group! If she waited for THEM to propose?
Not even as Ghosts, man.
They'd get distracted by shiny nerd shit and whimp out.
Still... a world where NO ONE knows how Awesome, Phantom is? Not on HIS watch!
So he works it in. To every segment. It becomes "his thing". Oh? Super man saved a kitten from a tree? Cute. Well PHANTOM saved a bus full of Ghost Puppies from a shady, rouge, Goverment agency. Do BETTER, Superman!
The Flash, who is a cheap knock-off and stole his name, took down an Ice Villian? Adorable! PHANTOM stopped a Rouge WINTER SPIRIT with the help of YETI WARRIORS then assisted in giving FREE medical care for anyone who needed it! Here's a picture of him making GHOST ICE SNOWMEN for small children! Do BETTER, Knock-off!
What's THAT you say? Wonder Woman fought a GOD in down town paris?
Excellent work Wonder Woman. Flawless as always. But YOU, god-boy, are a disappointment! All that power! And WHAT do you use it for? Are you even supposed to BE here?? PHANTOM uses his power to HELP people! Is awesome and knows TONS of better gods! You're just salty you didn't make the cut!
DO BETTER!
And obviously? No one believes him. There's no record of this "Phantom" guy. The pictures look fantastical and vaguely glitchy/glowy. Not quite right. They GOTTA be photo shopped. Manipulated somehow. But? As a shtick? A fake "perfect Superhero" is kinda funny and unique.
And it's one hell of Fake Hero!
A Dead Champion? Who fights gods and monsters? Rouge agencies? Sassy and tragic? With a mysterious past? Pretty cool! There's even an Offical Comic from some guy that went to the same high-school as Baxter!
Of course, as Baxter get more and more popular? The "meme" hero, Phantom, get more well known? People get more interested in where Dash grew up. You know, just a bored Google. Maybe see if the hero was based off a local legend or something. But... huh...
The Town website?
Weirdly? Sanitized.
Like... like aggressively sanitized. All smooth edges and no details. Very "move along, citizen". Ha ha... it's part of the joke right? They get it! They'll just look up local restaurants or som-....
Wait...
Hey, guuuuys?
Are you finding ANYTHING?
And! Nothing. And I do mean NOTHING! Triggers the "oh? Secrets???" Instincts of a Hacker, like finding a hard blank wall of "KEEP OUT". Especially when it's somewhere it rightfully shouldn't BE.
All it would take? Is ONE person, of decent skills and an account on Certain Forums, getting bored enough to Google the Dude On The TV(TM)? For the GIW's lil walls to come crashing down. Because yeah, you can stop ONE hacker. Even two. Probably five or six.
But how about thousands?
Hundreds of thousands?
From every time zone. Competing. Just to see what you HAVE and don't want them to see. Maybe they do something with it, maybe they don't. But fuck it, you're being RUDE and now they're CURIOUS. And THEN? Oh. Oh holy shit.
Not a meme.
Very real.
Not a joke.
The walls come crumbling down, down, down. Ripped apart by hundreds of hands. Emails sent to every sort of agency. The JLU line inundated with emergency tips. Not a joke. Not A Joke. Holy Shit, IT WASN'T A JOKE!
Phantom is REAL!
And there, on TV, stands the Man. The signal FINALLY breaching containment. Fighting off the invading God of the week. Built like statue, hair like an aurora borealis of white fire held almost delicately in place by a CROWN of ice, a suit made of void and starlight. Inhuman. Beyond human.
Here to help.
A laugh that crackles like ice and the snap of winter, rolls through the air like coming storms, rich and somehow warm. A smile that bares teeth, yet turns so KIND when he looks upon humanity, as though we are precious and worth fighting for. A living star.
A... a once living star.
And in the center of it all? Wearing his BESPOKE, custome made, Number 1 Phan full body outfit? That's right. Dash Baxter. Ha! You fuckers doubted him! Behold his blorbo and WEEP, ya fuckin casuals! The BESTEST of boys! The FINEST of Heros! Superman? Could NEVER.
And now? The weather!
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