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honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

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If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

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shrimply having a wonderful krillmas time

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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Item: Crystal Banana

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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Man made crystals are so cool it’s so sad everyone who likes rocks is out for blood if you post man made crystals. I love you opalite I love you lab created opal I love you bismuth I love you HTA citrine I love you goldstone

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My very first one-legged Halloween costume back in 2010 was a partially eaten gingerbread man. I just bought a generic gingerbread suit on Amazon and cut the leg off. But all the costumes since I have been custom-made for my body. Which feels appropriate. The costumes celebrate a unique body shape. They should look equally original.

So this holiday season I teamed up with my costume partner Calen Hoffman to make a brand new Gingy modeled after the classic Shrek character. Oh snap!

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cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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i cant stop thinking about the rat driving her therapy car