#what if it was timber?
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tim: don't go out with him
bernard: what?
tim: don't go out with him
bernard: why?
tim: 'why?' you know why.
bernard: ...no. no.
tim: yes.
bernard: no. tim,
tim: what?
bernard: you're being mean.
tim: why? how am i being mean?
bernard: stop it. stop it. i have been second to kon for as long as i have known you, in everything. and i will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have him.
bernard: i won't- i won't do it.
bernard: not when i've spent my entire life loving you.
#it's actually all about little women#i had to change the script a little so it would make sense#i saw the scene and like with everything recently#my brain was like#what if it was timber?#tim drake#bernard dowd#timber#dc
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
#timbern#heartbreaking your boyfriend tricked you with the promise of sex now he’s giving a Presentation about your dad and his ex#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake#robin#red robin#Tim in complete and utter disbelief: :O#this happenes routinely#Bernard: and this is my presentation on WTF Is Going On With Batman And Green Lantern#Bernard: also Wonder Woman Superman and-#Bernard: and that’s the end of my tedtalk#Tim: :\#Bernard: what did you think? :)#Tim: it was… so great babe.. very detailed… you must’ve done a lot of research :)#Tim and Bernard making out: *bernard reach’s over and pulls a sheet off of his bedside table revealing a projector*#Tim in his mind: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO | Tim on the outside :)#robin iii#incorrect quotes#kinda#batman#dc#detective comics
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Bernard, upper middle class, runs in mainly civilian circles: do you believe in the Illuminati?
Tim, CEO of a multibillion dollar company, former member of the League of Assassins, at least two brothers who’ve joined the Court of Owls, personally knows Big Brother (Oracle and Cyborg), runs an independent paramilitary group that can canonically take over a country, regularly obstructs justice and chain of evidence to get people arrested:
Tim: no
#leo says shit#timber#timbern#bernard dowd#tim drake#i don’t actually know what social class Bernard’s in#but roll with it for the joke
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Prompt:
Instead of going for Tim, Jason goes for the easiest way to utterly destroy his Replacement and kidnaps his civilian boyfriend to demonstrate just how easy it is to lose something (or someone) you love in this line of work.
And while the whole “make the Replacement beg” part of the plan is going amazing…. Jason really didn’t plan the whole “keeping a conspiracy theorist teenager hostage” through to the end.
Bernard just wants to know what the new crime lord’s deal with Robin is. And why— and how— exactly he’s supposed to be a bargaining chip when he can count the times he met Robin on one hand. oh! and could someone maybe tell his boyfriend, Tim, that he’ll be late for their coffee date on Tuesday?
#Jason and Bernard#I aim to make that a glorious tag#anyway#I stick by it that Bernard has golden retriever energy#too precious for this cruel world#but also kickass when pushed#but it happens once a century so…#Bernard ‘this crime lord seems sad I need to help him’ dowd#Jason ‘stop trying to feed me chocolate and make me talk about feelings’ Todd#Bernard subtly trying to manipulate Jason into NOT trying to kill Robin#Jason absolutely sees through it but— it’s hard to say no to those puppy eyes okay?#meanwhile Jason is also feeding Tim with horror stories about what he’s doing to his ‘precious bf’#Tim is so wrecked he downright resorts to begging on his knees#he can’t lose Bernard#he just CANT#TimBern#TimBer#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#robin#tim drake#Bernard dowd#fanfiction#prompts
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Returning to my roots, just a quick soft doodle :)
#Second time I've put timber in clothes where they match the others eye colour#An I'm not going to stop anytime soon#I would like to thank Jules Jourdain for singlehandedly persuading me to go ham on drawing eyelashes because I am having so much fun#Shout out to cosmic and their amazing advice. Criedit goes to you on this one :)#I was so caught up in my art I forgot to relax and have fun#Which I did here!!#Drawing soft things really is my comfort lol#My art#Timber#Timbern#Tim Drake#Bernard Dowd#Idk what happened to the quality in this oneagshabsbbs#I really will do anything to avoid drawing kisses lmao
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Doodle dump of misplaced heroes!!
#linked universe#my art#mp shade#mp timber#mp kit#mp realm#mp captian#lu au#lu legend#lu wild#lu sky#lu twilight#lu four#what!!! misplaced heroes content????#misplaced heros au
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idea by @thief-of-eggs idk if thats what u imagined but ahaha first thing that came to my mind tho (while i was in the middle of drawing this one of my friends said "tim cloning kon" and i died a little bit)
#is the quality rlly bad and blurry or did i just lose my eyesight#i do not feel ok btw#drawing tims hair longer because my hair is getting longer too and dc made him my self insert character#bernard looks like a justin bieber fanart im sooo sorry#tim drake#kon el#bernard dowd#robin#red robin#superboy#timkon#timber#i genuinley forgot what their ship name was what#guys i think im gonna throw up slash serious#angst#i feel angst in my stomach too#do not stay up late to draw :(#dc#dc comics#art#my art#cant wait for someone to put all of these tags in their reblog and its just me going “eughh im gonna die”#eughh im gonna die#THE TEXT BEING SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT ON THE FIRST IMAGE UGHHHHHH WHATTTTTTT#not fixing that sorry gotta go zzzz
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Tim and Bernard share a closet and it’s 80% Tim’s clothes that fit Bernard perfectly because they’re oversized and 20% Bernard’s clothes that are normal size so they’re oversized on Tim
#it all started with that one hoodie#you know the one#it’s also rlly hard to figure out who bought what#bc imo they share the same kinda terrible fashion sense#so like graphic tees and band shirts#and it’s all stupid nerd shit#timber#timbern#timber hc#tim drake#bernard dowd#dc#dcu#dc comics#red robin#my brain
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you guys have voted on whether to explode tim 😔😔
look at what you've done:
but now that he is DEAD there won't be any tims anymore (except for any finished wips).... also you guys made me very upset so you don't deserve to see the pile of timber nsfw i drew >:(
#most shitty quality but this is the most you get#i had 3 courses in dramaturgy and media design each and this is the best i can do...#prime example of what happened to jason#anyways hate everyone who wanted him dead!!! /jk#my art#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#exploding tim
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it’s almost october and november so that means a canon event is around the corner
#my timbers are slightly shivered#girlblogging#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#female hysteria#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#i’m just a girl#female experience#pinterest girl#lana del rey core#shitpost#dream girl#girl interrupted#girlhood#manic pixie dream girl#digital girl#girl interrupted syndrome#gloomy coquette#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girl things#cinnamon girl#im just a girl#tumblr girls#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#just girly things#last girl on earth#locally hated#lana stan#hyper feminine
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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The Universe is, and we are.
Finally finished the base game a few days ago.. it was amazing!! I love this game so much, so I had to draw a little something for it :] cant wait to start the DLC soon waaa
#art#ibispaintx#outer wilds#outer wilds spoilers#brittle hollow#dark bramble#hourglass twins#timber hearth#Giant's deep#i love this game sm zhgghhhh what I would give to experience it again#crying
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reminder that it is STILL not okay to tell people what to ship and what not to ship. “don’t ship that, [canon/popular ship] is right there-“ STOP THAT. you’re not doing anyone a favor, you’re just annoying. go get your refill, hope this helps!
#hating a ship is different because you are not obligated to like anything#but don’t tell people they can’t like it because i assure you they can#and the sooner you come to terms with that#the easier you will be to be around for everyone#because i assure you if thats how you walk with life#people have to pretend to like you and thats whats sad#jondami#damijon#timkon#konbart#batjokes#riddlebat#birdflash#superbat#stephcass#timber#jayroy#dc comics#batfam
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All I’m gonna say to anyone who claims to like Bernard or Timber is the very second we see them again or even just Bernard, you’d all better be buying the Fucking Issue
#not talking about an entire series#or making a monthly purchase#I mean that when we see them again#you look up what book the screenshots you see of them are from#and you add them to your cart#or call up the nearest comic shop and ask them to hold them for you#bc otherwise#we will Never See Them Again#do I make myself clear#tim drake#bernard dowd#timber#timbern
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I always think it's funny when people say Burrnerd would already know Tims Robin like he's not a proud born and breed Gothamite and the first rule of being a Gothamite is to refuse to believe any Wayne could be a bat It's just not done
KoFi || Redbubble
#my art#dc#dc comics#batman#detective comics#tim drake#bernard dowd#robin#red robin#batfam#batfamily#oifaaart#I can never remember what these two ship name is#bertim#timnard#timber#thats it
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I think Tim should lay in Bern's bed, kicking his feet and twirling his hair while he watches Bernard work out.
#timber#tim drake#bernard dowd#tim writing in his notebook like#timothy jackson drake-wayne dowd#and several other combos to see what he likes the best#full name is the most obnoxious and he wants gossip magazines to waste ink writing it all down
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