#what happens then?

[thecoyotescry]

Okay okay! Nobody asked, but I’ll tell you my thoughts anyway.

Dad Bad Omens (or Dad Omens, if you will 😋). Here’s how it goes in my brain (don’t take this to heart if you don’t want to lol idk)

Noah has 2 kids. First, a baby boy who is his twin and wants to be just like him. Then a baby girl who still looks like him, but has all the mannerisms and personality of mama.

Jolly is a girl dad through and THROUGH. 3 or 4 little girls, all with long, luscious locks like him. Constantly begging him to join their tea parties and letting them paint his nails, no questions asked.

Nicholas has 3 kids. Girl, boy, girl. All cutie artistic babies who love animals like their dad. His girls are soft spoken like him and his middle child is your stereotypical insane 2nd child who’s not afraid of anything (and that scares Nicky lol).

Folio is boy dad coded. 2 twin boys who he loves to take fishing with him, play sports with, and shares his love of music with them. They probably grow up to be in a band together or motor bike enthusiasts or something.

[lesbianspeedy]

so cool that ga 2023 has hester on secondary art. they should let him write it too actually. they should just give him the reins i think.

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

what if I start wtnv posting

[egipci]

"An Index of How Our Family Was Killed" by Matt Bell.

[salty-pnutz]

I think about that one fanfic where mai was actually tomtom's mom a weird amount. Because it's so heartbreaking? And also very interesting. Like it may have just been angst on angst, but the possibilities of that concept? Ouch man.

[gulski2]

Someone invite Jason Sudeikis to tumblr, I need him on another social media platform before twitter dies, and I doubt he’d join our discord

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[bunabi]

I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience

Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[charbroiledchicken]

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

[elbiotipo]

Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis, the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war, these are within memory. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.

I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocides. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!