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Me at the bar realizing the adderall stopped working and now I’m just shitfaced

He looks smashed 😂 good for him

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Happy 78th birthday to the amazing, multitalented, utterly iconic David Bowie. My life, in particular my adolescence, would have sucked significantly more without you and I know I'm not the only one. You were on my bucket list to see live, but alas, it was not meant to be. Rest in peace, and may you forever be the Starman waiting in the sky.

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daily routine

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Barking barking all fours barking @lovelykhaleesiii @sugarpoppss2

"He was a handsome young man, though he had a sullen look to his eyes and a pouty mouth. Aegon had a wispy mustache instead of a beard."

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Cal do you think Gwayne would ever say he’s like a double stuffed Oreo in front of Criston? I just need Criston to constantly be in a crisis and Aegon of course would laugh/steal it for his only fans bio

PLEASE he wants the special edition quadruple stuffed but Criston just think he’s calling him fat and gets pissed off

So he goes home to Aegon and Aegon is like oh shit this is great porn material aka

eating double stuffed Oreos while getting double stuffed front and back who said that

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The child’s home has had some redecorating. Sunboy likes hims wall very much and hung out on my shoulder today🌞

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SEBS BOYS

CHACE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Screeching

Viserys II and Aegon III as The Princes in the Tower I've had this sitting in my procreate for months but i finally got around to finishing it

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Ilysm❤️❤️❤️

Rip to that bitch she was a real one🙏🙏🙏

Lovelykhaleesiii & Bucknastybabe Aegon Dynasty

I can't find bucknastybabe anymore. Did she deactivated?

my beloved Calina has made a new and improved acc @deadonyouraccount 💗💗💗

tumblr would be nothing without her!!!!!

also rip to bucknastysbabe the icon that page was :(

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Ugh I love a kingsguard romance

CRIES

Barba Bracken was King Aegon IV Targaryen's fifth mistress, and her father, Lord Bracken of Stone Hedge, had been his Hand, but they were sent away in 172 AC and Melissa Blackwood had become Aegon's mistress. Barba and her father groomed her younger sister, Bethany, expressly to win the king's favor and displace Melissa Blackwood as his mistress.[2]

In 177 AC, Bethany caught Aegon's eye when he visited Stone Hedge to see his and Barba's bastard son, Aegor Rivers. By then, the king was fat and foul-tempered, but Bethany delighted him, and he took her back with him to King's Landing. However, Bethany found Aegon's embraces distressing, and for comfort she turned to a handsome knight of the Kingsguard, Ser Terrence Toyne.[3][2] The pair was discovered abed by Aegon himself in 178 AC.[2] Even though they proclaimed their love,[4][5] Bethany was forced to watch while Terrence was dismembered piece by piece.[6] Both Bethany and her father were then executed

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i hope twow comes out and its all bran pov. i hope there are no other characters. i hope it takes us through the five year gap through the swirling mind of a psychic child and the ados we reenter the normal povs like nothing changed

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Unpopular opinion about book Criston Cole

1) He's actually a good war-time Hand of the King

- after Aemond's idiotic act of killing Lucerys and Blood and Cheese, it makes sense to send Ser Arryk to kill Rhaenyra to end the war as fast as possible.

- his plan to attack Rook's Rest actually killed Rhaenys in action and toppled Rhaenyra' ally.

- after Aegon was injured, Ser Criston Cole works under Aemond who foolishly plans to attack Harrenhal (which Criston Cole supports but still, it make sense in mind because currently Dragonstone been attack in Battle of Gullet)

- after King's Landing been taken over, Criston Cole plans for Aemond and Vhagar and Criston Cole 's men to join Daeron and his dragon as well as Hightower's army (proposal that Aemond again foolishly denied and chose to set Riverlands in fire, act that did not in fact effect Team Black in anyway)

- had Aemond follows Criston Cole's plan, Riverman and Winter Wolves won't attack Criston Cole's men with Vhagar on sight.

Ser Criston Cole, Kingmaker >>> Otto Hightower

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fire ass quotes ngl

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Viserys Targaryen. Another one of Mad King`s children.

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I just saw ANOTHER rancid Criston take and it’s not even the hater type

THINKPIECE ALERT

-Criston Cole is written as a man who is devoted strictly to duty and upholding Andal customs— the love affair aspects are rumored but he is cold, calculating, and ruthless. Yet his image is tainted because he broke an oath by helping Aegon usurp. Jaime Lannister’s chapter in AFFC recognizes he has GOOD and BAD qualities and sees himself within the Kingmaker as the Kingslayer.

Book Criston has lots of gray area. So does the show

-He’s fleshed out much more in the show, so we see some of his inner anguish and learn about his common background and repeated Dornish racism when he’s a Stormlander.

LETS STOP THERE: A STORMLANDER SWORN TO HOUSE DONDARRION! HE WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN A MALE AS HEAD OF HOUSE!!!! That’s a fixed point book and show whether he hates Rhaenyra or not. Because he passed over Alicent for Aemond to Prince Regent. Not of some petty reason, because he truly believes in male primogeniture.

Alicent saved his life, she is his ‘beacon’, but he is still a man with his own thoughts. Those thoughts are being challenged the longer he has served the Greens. He’ll die for them of course, but making Criston out to be some uwu boy dog canonically is serious work. Cole is a flawed individual who is constantly haunted by his past actions and repeats the same mistakes until he finally gets out of the keep.

Does that mean he doesn’t have chivalrous qualities? No. I don’t think he’s abusive either, he talks a lot of shit and in war things are always different.

Okay thank you

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PLEASEEE THE WAY HE FLAPPED HIS HANDS LIKE GET OUT THE WAY HEDNFNDNFNFTN

‪@etnow: Anthony Mackie couldn't help but crash our interview with Sebastian Stan to congratulate him on his #GoldenGlobes  win. 😂‬

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Oh my god 😭😭