#what da fak

[cavsracing]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[pornarriha]

I had a dream and the only thing I remember is "sorry we are fresh out of Phineas and Ferb"

[myriadfrogs]

i hate p.e i hate geometry i hate school i am going to Explode i was literally seeing red like 5 mins ago

[buttslapsmcgee]

hate how goon as become a slang word for jerkin it. like bro im just a silly little guy. im skedaddling around causing some mischief and mayhems. what da fak

[outmakingmoonshine]

Punch Blanch Freeze Fry

I think punch, blanch, freeze and fry are the underlying themes of season 1-4 and the beef (the meat/the substance/the real connection) will be the underlying theme of a possible season 5.

For context in this scene in 1x01 Ebra, who represents an older version of Carmy, keeps asking Carmy for the beef before he can do anything else. Carmy either ignores him or tries to divert him to do other tasks first. Carmy tells/asks Ebra if he can punch 'em, blanch 'em, freeze 'em and fry 'em before the beef.

Seeing as 3 of these words are specifically talking about preparing food, I googled extensively what punch means in terms of cooking and found nothing and you wouldn't literally punch a raw potato or onion, if anything that would come after the blanching. So it's not referring to a food preparation method like the other 3 so it can only mean literal or metaphorical punching.

S1 - Punch

Coincidentally Carmy was literally punched in 1x01

There were multiple metaphorical gut punches in S1 too. In the first few episodes, most of the season really, he was taking metaphorical/verbal punches from everybody at The Beef. Meeting Syd was a less negative, shock to his system kind of gut punch. We saw him being psychologically beaten down by Chef David in 1x02, being mistaken for Micheal in 1x04, the review & Syd leaving in 1x07, finding out Mikey left him a letter in 1x08, then reading the letter and Syd coming back. Tbh there are gut punches for Carmy every season but early S1 was heavy on the theme of him basically being everyone's punching bag.

S2 - Blanch

Carmy was in "hot water" with Syd, their chemistry was heating up and things were getting "steamy" between them at the start of S2

He was plunged into cold, icy water when he ran into Claire, hence all the heavily blue filtered scenes since then. But the cooling process in blanching isn't meant to last for an extended period of time, it's only supposed to be seconds, much quicker than the cooking process itself.

Carmy entertained/endured Claire (the ice cold water) for awhile in the supermarket, then he tried to get out of the ice water almost immediately by giving her a fake number but she (and Neil Fak) kept him submerged. There's also the blue scenes of S2 that got gradually darker the more time Carmy spent with Claire and the implication/imagery of him drowning and being suffocated by her at the end of their very dark blue sex scene.

Also the fire suppression was in S2! "Fire suppression" is basically what the process of blanching is; cooling down/regulating heat. But the cooling isn't instant, there's still residual heat and "steam" as the cooling process is happening:

And even after the "successful" fire suppression in 2x08 the heat was still there:

Blanching isn't supposed to make food frozen or even cold necessarily, it's just meant to cool it enough to stop the cooking process so there should still be some warmth left.

But Carmy spent way too long in the ice water with Claire and ended up too cold or frozen by the end of S2.

S3 - Freeze

Self explanatory. The theme of S3 was Carmy still being stuck in the freezer, frozen and unable to get himself out of the ice. He can't escape the ice cold water (his relationship with Claire) even in his thoughts, he's submerged and trapped in it. There was barely any heat left between Sydcarmy even though Carmy tried to keep the fire going. Carmy was cold and rigid (like ice) for most of S3.

3 out of 4 line up almost perfectly with the themes of each season and if this theory is correct then the theme of S4 will be frying, which means heat, which means the fire between Carmy and Syd is going to ramp up/become evident again somehow. Probably through frustration with each other as they continue to not communicate properly. Mostly I think Carmy's just gonna be getting cooked. By Claire, by Syd, by Richie, maybe even Nat too.

We kind of saw Carmy take a metaphorical step out of the freezer in 3x10 after confronting Chef David and speaking to Chef Terry (I think it started in 3x09 when he asked Syd to go to Ever tbh, he definitely let himself feel some heat for a second there). So in 4x01/4x02 he's probably going to be dropped straight into the frying pan having to deal with the fallout of his actions towards everyone during S3.

If you think about what happens to frozen food when you put it straight into very hot oil; the pretty volatile reaction when the ice hits the hot oil, the splaterring and spitting oil that will burn if you're too close, the loud noises, the steam that gets released as the temperature drastically changes, the hardening of the outer layer etc (which I hope means Carmy grows a thicker skin and is able to finally tell Claire and the Faks no), I'm guessing that process is along the lines of how things will play out in S4. Similar to how the blanching process played out in S2.

If there's a season 5 I think the theme will be beef/substance/real connection, if not it will be at the end of S4 but I definitely think it's coming. At some point we're going back to the beef/the substance/ the real connections that the show was built on in S1.

[justcallmesakira]

Idea: What if dazai had a sister who is dating chuuya?

A/N:I will take dis as a suggestion because i am working on a req on this! :3

To top it off dawgs gonna be angry in da dramatic and bones fisheye way. Because DA FAK YOU MEAN BY YOU MADE OUT AGGRESSIVLY WITH HIS RIVAL/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿（⊙_⊙）

The kaomoji is lit his reaction. Words wont describe how shocked he is NO JOKE- Hes also gonna arrive to da mafia with atom bombs filled with sparkles and unicorns because apparently its illegal to bomb up private property? ;D

Other than that dazai will probably not let you near chuuya again unless you threaten him that you will spill his depressing secrets to the politics!

Just dont get yourself caught aggressivly making out with chuuya! Unless you want that world domination a bit earlier then the date

[buddyhollyscurls]

yall ever think about how fucking bat shit this show is? like esp from specific characters pov like ok ur megumi right and u make a hole in ur domain so u and ur friends can escape but then some man pops out of it and ur like wot da fak and u don't know this man is ur pappy who u haven't seen since like.... before 1st grade only he isn't really alive ur great grandma just brought him back to life so he can kill ur teacher and benefactor who is trapped and only it didn't work out so well bc ur pappy killed his grandmama and now he just a loose canon killing machine like what the actual hell and fuck are their lives

[palaanims]

IS DONE ;D🎉

it took about 4 months to finish this.

is not perfect, but I'm happy for how it came out :)

i can't upload a vdo here what da fak💥

[melodic-haze]

It's 3 am what da fak I'm SO COOKED IN WORK

[atticusredwood]

Atticus: *Finding out about Riley.*

Spade:

Atticus: HOW DA FAK DID HE NOT DIE!?

Spade:

Atticus: WHAT DA FAK!?

[wisteriagoesvroom]

trying to understand lando in schools of thought but i am truly so so oscar 🙏🙏 where is the timeline where are the neatly allocated tasks where is a competent assignment partner?! truly so sympathetic for him even if lando is very clever scatter brained genius coded

lando is very clever scatter brained genius coded oh i'm so glad you see it this way when irl lando like... barely passed his GCSEs 😶‍🌫

english lit!oscar and maths!lando came from a tumblr prompt, and is definitely an interesting premise for me to tackle, because in my head (and i think majority of the fandom characterisations too?) oscar is definitely the STEM guy and lando is the humanities/arts/whatever counterbalance. so i'm rly glad this version of them still works for you!

also bless SoT!lando. the thing with SoT!Lando is that there is truly no method to his madness. most of the way he does things is by intuition and maths is like... something that just happens for him with some wilful effort while a billion other things whirr in his mind and he picks them up as and when he feels like it.

oooo maybe in a different au he's a madcap sherlock-esque detective too and oscar is his Watson. behold.... yet another AU.... that i will probably never write.

p.s. for anyone who's read this far and is like "what da fak is schools of thought".... lemme slide it along the table to you here.

p.p.s. i saw this ask in the AM but thought it was a comment, and then lost it and thought i hallucinated it and i'm so glad i found it again 💖

[usbhaius]

Today my end sems gonna start and idk, what da fak I'm doing.

[impz-grimwhore]

what da fak do trans guys workout in??? i know like swim binder exist but besides trans tape are workout binders a thing??? is that safe??

[pussyvulture]

man what da fak 🤣 i need professional help

[pawzunyan]

anxiety so high its making me dissociative literaly what da fak can you go away

[justcallmesakira]

JAW DROPPED NOT EVE KIDDING JAW DROPPED WHAT. DA FAK🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@chuuyrr is this some april fools prank😭