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podzolie · 1 year ago

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What is the funniest song that i can learn to play on ukulele?

#pls give suggestions #i’m thinking like #meglavinia type of songs #or the most random pop song ever #something that doesn’t make sense for ukulele but still is recognizable #what about barbie girl?#idk it’s 2am and all i have is a ukulele that i can’t play and a humble dream #ukulele songs

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crimezi · 2 years ago

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end an argument for me

and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong

#dolls #barbie #bratz #monster high #i was THE biggest polly pocket kid but i had so many cabbage patch kids #autumn argues that most of our age where bratz kids and shes right but i'm petty and know its monster high #but caelum most 99-04 girls where mlp freaks #yeah and they also all had monster high dolls i don't care about animals if that was the argument id ask what your furry awakening was

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gattaxa · 8 days ago

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"I've got your next target. I thought I'd hand-deliver it. Maybe you'd like a shot at the woman working with Wilson Fisk and who's responsible for keeping the Red Room alive." Or: A Black Widow assassin keeps trying to kill her. Kate's in love.

#“what's the best shot you didn't take?” well acktually yelena shot Multiple times with various high-calibre weapons #katie kate is just surprisingly good at dodging (something about boomerang arrow training???)#“an assassin trying to kill you is just a lover you haven't met yet.” - kate bishop probably #hawkeye #black widow #kate bishop #yelena belova #bishova #kate x yelena #kate bishop x yelena belova #yelena belova x kate bishop #hailee steinfeld #florence pugh #***#this cover was obvs heavily inspired by the nat & clint comic run from last year #c'mon do a limited run with these two #a widow and hawk trying to kill each other and then teaming up? that's FATE baby!#hawkeyed (hah) viewers will know that particular shot was taken from lil drummer girl :)#i'm smushing all my barbies together in this psd #click for higher quality!

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sandushengshou · 2 years ago

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barbie from my shows <3

#theuntamededit #theuntameddaily #wei wuxian #cdramaedit #userkareena #asiandramanet #cdramasource #mdzs #cdrama #the untamed #*#my original idea for the dressing up gif was too complicated and i gave up before i even started it lol #but it's fine because i just wanted to finish this so i can move on to my angst era #what shoes would you choose for him? i know which ones i'd choose #scheduling this for the middle of the night so it's out there and i can forget about pink for a while #if barbie girl ends up on my spotify wrapped i won't even be surprised #q

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calamitoustide · 6 months ago

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james potter as a line cook who blasts songs like Yeah! by USHER in the kitchen at 10 am every single morning and regulus as a server who's just trying to get through his shifts without crying in the walk in

#also yeah #i have a line cook at work who blasts yeah! at 10 am 🙂‍↕️#so it is accurate!#that line cook also blasted like barbie girl #and that's also in James' rotation #he'd be blasting I'm Just Ken and Reg would be hyperventilating in the freezer #when they get closer Reg would come back to vent to him about his tables #most of the time it's stupid but it's Not like he asked what they wanted and they just Stared at him and no one talked #that sorta thing #really fucking annoying I would shoot myself if I were Reg #i don't care #I am dramatic and so is he #or he's complaining about how his table Keeps asking for more coffee even if it's just like their second cup #anyways #he'd be doing that and then silently James would like change the song to something “angry” to yknow “match the vibe”#because he's ridiculous like that #and reg would like him so so much #jegulus

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sleepnoises · 8 months ago

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boyfriend wanted churros. we walked to a restaurant that purported to sell churros. the menu does not have churros. it has buñuelos. we bought the buñuelos. after quite a wait the buñuelos came out still raw in the center. i sent the buñuelos back (very apologetically) (boyfriend was willing to leave). the waitress eventually returned (also very apologetically). there was a problem with the fryer she said. it cannot cook the buñuelos. here are churros instead

#we also sat next to an insane heterosexual birthday party that featured a barbie sitting on the cake—representative of the birthday girl—#with ''property of [this woman's boyfriend'' on it the Barbie's lower back''#which they pointed out loudly right after the birthday song #i hope that woman moves to the mountains.#sorry about what happened to that bracket closure xo

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seventeendeer · 8 months ago

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just watched the barbie movie everyone was discoursing about last year and I can't help but feel like a lot of the problems in its execution could have been avoided if the kid character's arc had been about learning to embrace girly stuff as an act of rebellion against the adultification of teen girls while barbie went full butch transmasc

#deerchatter #i know why they didn't do that obvs the writers haven't a fucking clue what a feminism is and the bosses prefer it that way #but it's fun to think about what a good version of the premise could have looked like. there were interesting pieces on the board #the kid character could have been interesting if her arc had been about rejecting barbie bc of increasing awareness of the association #between femininity and weakness. but in wanting to gain respect she started acting and dressing like a young woman because she's at that age #where girls begin to be rewarded for being a more subdued and quote-unquote natural kind of feminine.#she could have become friends with barbie as a symbolic way to heal her inner child #meanwhile barbie takes the you-can-be-anything message to its logical extreme and decides what she wants to be is the one thing mattel will #never let her be: gender non-conforming #these 2 character arcs and where they intersect could have told the same story much better i think #emphasis on personal choice/growing up/social rebellion/embracing what will really make you happy #while also covering multiple ways to handle gendered expectations. pick out the parts you like or throw the whole gender out. both r good!#anyway i have to admit this movie was disappointing. i knew it wasn't gonna be woke but i thought it would still be a bit more fun ....#was hoping for a guilty pleasure kind of experience but even setting aside that hard thematic fumble it's underwhelming :(

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weisshapt · 1 year ago

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baldur's gate 3 original characters (pt. 2)

#game: baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3edit #bg3 oc #bg3 tav #larian: takes out sailor background in like patch 3 of ea #me: i disagree #not me also shoving a cyberpunk oc into this game with vex #her character isn't 100% nailed down here yet but this is what we're working with rn #about a fourth of my bg3 girls were originally skyrim ocs so at least it's on brand #yes brietta is named after the barbie character #my brain wants to make a half orc next but we're trying very hard to stick to the characters i have and not make more #at least for right now so we're posting this as a form of prevention

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ramayantika · 1 year ago

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So Barbie was man hating but Animal should be taken as a movie

#samridhi speaks #the amount of abusive words and reviews that were hurled towards barbie and now some guy friends and other male reviewers make reels about #how animal should be seen as a movie #you know i was rooting for him because he was standing up for his sister yeah the method was violent but movies are exaggerating anyway #but then the affair with zoya him telling his brothers whatever that shaadi mein darr hona zaruri hai #nobody gives a fuck about how women got triggered about the cheating and the way he talks to his wife after screwing up his marriage #yeah a movie just a movie #barbie was terrifying for men right but for what making them realize that men aren't the centre attraction of a girl/woman's world and they #can just exist for themselves and celebrate their existence as women doing their own things behing happy #the director himself talks about that if you can't touch kiss slap your wife anywhere anytime i don't think there is any love emotion #existing #the fuck

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trashmakerarticle · 1 year ago

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Okay but before the justice league met the rest of the batfam I have a scenario

At one point one of the justice league, prolly Superman catches a ride with Batman for whatever reason and Superman being the goofy man he is, is getting awkward at the quiet notices a cd saying “the bat jams” and so he puts in the disc making a joke about Batman listening to heavy metal before B could even stop.

Superman isn’t sure what he expected but the blaring lyrics or barbie world is certainly not it, he looks over to B with shock written all over his face but Batman will not tell about the fact that the kids had contributed to make that cd for him as a joke, he will not risk the knowledge of his family getting out there, will not risk more potential danger to come there way, and honestly didn’t want to deal with the questions.

And so all he simply says is “mm good song”

Superman is FROZEN, he feels like he discovered a new layer of Batman but he still can’t believe that he owns a disc that’s called ‘the bat jams’ and has barbie world on it, he simply can’t process the information that has just been given to him.

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #dc #dc comics #justice league #i CANT write for shit #this is just a little crack idea that formed in my head #I was making a Batman playlist #but the only song that’s in it is barbie world #I don’t know why #please don’t try to get answers #Superman later tells the rest and they simply do not belive him #JL: Batman? listening to barbie world?? I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world??? Clark you need some rest this is Batman we’re talking about #Superman: IM NOT LYING I SWEAR IT HAPPENED #Batman: *enters* what is happening?#Hal: Clark he was just tryna tell us you listen to barbie world? as if.#Batman: I don’t listen to music it’s a distraction from our work and is an interference #JL: see ? he doesn’t even listen to music crazy

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lollytea · 1 year ago

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Tbh I think the Barbie movie handled its theme of existentialism better than the feminism.

#the feminism of the barbie movie is nothing new #its nothing you wouldnt have seen in a 2016 tumblr post #and in its efforts to platform the struggle of misogyny it unintentionally shrinks the issue of other forms of bigotry #like it IS about a cis conventionally attractive white woman and the prejudice that she applies to her #because shes a woman. so is not on the TOP of the privilege scale and is going to face bigotry as a result #like Greta Gerwig clearly wrote what she knew #and she didnt feel she was educated enough to touch any other topics #the mistreatment of women is a layered topic and it is a complex matter depending on the varied range of women in this world #queer women trans women women of colour #they dont all experience misogyny in the same way that Barbie does #so its definitely not a very rounded discussion #like even Gloria focuses entirely on the pressure of just women in general #like you can claim that shes speaking from her own experience but. its very mouthpiece-ish #her speech is for the purpose of whacking you over the head with the film's message #yknow i think the focus leans too heavily as ''look what we as girls have in common''#but doesnt touch enough on ''but look how we differ too.'' a balance between those two concepts would have been nice #i feel like Sasha being like ''hell yeah white saviour barbie!'' was like a lazy acknowledgement that theyre AWARE of this issue #but like. theyre too deep into the script now #anyway yeah i was just thinking about this cuz of that gifset #Barbie feeling unsafe and being objectified in a public space #while Ken faces no issues whatsoever. even tho he is a loudly colourful flamboyantly dressed man on rollerskates #because we are going for a misogyny message here. so we need to poof homophobia out of existence for a bit okay??#like this is basically what i mean. putting misogyny under the spotlight #and as a result quietly pretending other social disadvantages dont apply right now. bending reality to reinforce the message that we want #this isnt like. a scathing criticism on barbie btw. i dont have a film critic brain #im dumb and i love everything #also im really not the person whos qualified to talk about this #this is just some word vomit because i cant stop thinking about it #anyway i think the themes of what it means to be human and live and breathe fucked royally #i loved that stuff

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maretriarch · 3 months ago

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theres not going to be a 4b movement you stupid slut theres not even going to be regular feminism. or a swimming pool.

#its always the girls most likely to have a boyfriend in four months saying that anyways like fbjfjtjthfhfnc???????#not to mention just like. everything. everything about it. what about the supply chain like it immediately falls apart bcs its like fake an #uhhhhhhh fakecel.#you get BARBIE MOVIE THEMED EYESHADOW PALLET and youll LIKE IT

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quackity1999 · 2 months ago

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I tried being nice, but it seems like that won't work here.

When I come back, Quackity, you're not getting rid of me again. I'm NOT going away again, so better get fucking used to me talking in your ears. Maybe Manburg is gone, but las Nevadas isn't, and it needs a competent leader, someone unlike you. You fuck up everything you touch. I'm surprised this place hasn't burnt to the ground with you leading it. Maybe it already has from the inside, and you're too idiotic to notice it.

-🍾(I'm TRYING to fit more curses in the dialogue but I don't curse much I'll do my best to up it o7)

now— hold on a fucking second. i'm the only person who could bring you back. right? i mean, dream's stuck in fucking prison. he keeps going on and on about how he's got all the revival shit stuck in his head.

so therefore. you're not getting out of this unless i say so.

god. it's almost like— it's almost like i've had power over you since day one. HA. i mean. fuck, what with the pooling votes, and now this? what the fuck am i calling you sir for?

schlatt; listen to me. you'd turn my nation into a fucking orgy den within minutes if you got your hands on it. i'm not taking that risk right now.

unless i find a way to get you on a tight leash. :]

#quackitychirps #ask blog #🍾 anon #ooc: UR GOOD UR GOOD!!!!!#i love. like. the way schlatt talks. he's got this cocky ass fucking accent and this certain fuckyouesque way of speaking esp about #other people. he says shit like.#who fuckin' cares about the stock prices? bout the damn economy we're jus' gunna raise the taxes on Niki to extort all her cash. Duh #OR LIKE.#now that’s where you get confused pumpkin. y’see i'll make it simple: our marriage is a business transaction #this is about politics not about playin' barbies. the man makes all the financial decisions he calls the shots #and its so. HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE IN THE MOST FASCINATING WAY #girl help im yapping in da Tags im yapping #SORRY LADIES I LOVE C!SCHLATT BUT NEVER ON THE BASIS OF JUSTIFYIG HIS SHIT. hes so fun to analyse dude. plus hes just a straight up prick #and thats partially what makes him so fun. but the Impact he had on q??? and his self perception??#ok iM DONE I LOVE U ANON UR DOING EPIC UR SO GOOD BYE

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zappedbyzabka · 1 year ago

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Johnny my doll vamp angel minx boo boo bear sweetheart—