#and reg would like him so so much
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james potter as a line cook who blasts songs like Yeah! by USHER in the kitchen at 10 am every single morning and regulus as a server who's just trying to get through his shifts without crying in the walk in
#also yeah#i have a line cook at work who blasts yeah! at 10 am 🙂↕️#so it is accurate!#that line cook also blasted like barbie girl#and that's also in James' rotation#he'd be blasting I'm Just Ken and Reg would be hyperventilating in the freezer#when they get closer Reg would come back to vent to him about his tables#most of the time it's stupid but it's Not like he asked what they wanted and they just Stared at him and no one talked#that sorta thing#really fucking annoying I would shoot myself if I were Reg#i don't care#I am dramatic and so is he#or he's complaining about how his table Keeps asking for more coffee even if it's just like their second cup#anyways#he'd be doing that and then silently James would like change the song to something “angry” to yknow “match the vibe”#because he's ridiculous like that#and reg would like him so so much#jegulus
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Boulder would lose his fuckin MIND over Minecraft.
The landscapes, the crafting, the critters running around (especially the fact that he can befriend some of them), just exploring the big wide world with no restrictions and having the time of his life.
And then he figures out redstone and starts building particle accelerators and shit.
#maccadam#transformers#rescue bots#boulder#i have not played all that much minecraft so bear with me in my limited knowledge#but like. hes the exact kind of autistic that would love that shit#blades would also play with him on the reg i feel but hes more focused on building funny statues#and befriending Every Dog. hes going to have a dog army.#he'd rope heatwave and chase into it when they tell them about the nether and the ender dragon#heatwave immediately starts having fun plowing his way through Block Hell#and chase is just laser focused on finding and taking down the ender dragon as fast as physically possible#but dont be fooled. that is fun for him. hes on them speedrun strats#thank u for coming to my ted talk.
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See when i say Percy and Regulus are similar i mean that in a
Just enough way
that if Percy and Sirius interacted Sirius would see Regulus in Percy and become a little obsessed with him in an unhealthy way because the man's not mentally stable and this person is familiar even if he's obviously not him
#percy weasley#Sirius black#percius#i think their similarities would be lost on them (Percy and Reg) but i love the narrative parallels you can create#depending on how you interpret them (mostly reg in my case)#so i think Percy would not like him much but still be like playing fake nice with him if he hadn't died#now you can make any characters get along if you put them in a situation where they don't have a choice
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I like to think in the P.E au that Anya and Curly specifically get haunted hard by Jimmy's weird reality crossing guilt manifested.
It's targeting them because Jimmy's guilt grows more around them. The idea of him acting and playing nice despite what he did. It's like a buffet that allows it to pick from their plates.
Anya sees this stagnant version of her, blood from her mouth, clutching her stomach with a bottle of pills in her other hand. She's talking about not being heard, a pixel, relief from a burden. She tries to ask a question and it's never the right one. She's not understanding but in a way, she's getting that this version of her is in pain. She tries to help, extends a hand and asks how she can help, stop it. She stares and there's utter despair and disappointment in her eyes.
What did you do?
Curly sees this burnt mangled thing. But he can't call it that. Even with no skin and chipping teeth, covered in sullied bandages and smelling of death overdue, he can see his face. He can recognized that eye, he stares at it a lot in the mirror, usually a second one is attached but he digresses. They are just watching, staring and unmoving. He asks himself what happened, how can he help and his own retched mangled voice comes out from a empty maw.
I told you.
They have no idea what it really means. They don't know who to tell. Flashes of a life they don't know or maybe a future they haven't lived yet. Perhaps they treat it as their own minds trying to tell them something. They bare that burden themselves and that alone makes it heavier. Plumper. More appetizing to the guilt causing it.
Tragically that guilt is not their own.
#refining the au and the crew cant see the entity always but pretty much its always felt sort of like a mind over matter debacle#it is like the code scanner sections where only jimmy sees it but it can kinda interact with things to an extent like a force of negative#energy jimmy cant just outright tell them cause theyll just think he's insane but he can't ignore it cause he can't ignore the guilt anymor#anya and curly are its biggest targets as it is relatively easy for him to rectify the issues with Swansea and Daisuke vs the internalized#problems he has with Anya and Curly and its sort of about him no longer becoming that person he was in that future cause its the same#timeline but like divergence he was sent back with something awful and the story is less about forgiveness and more about repenting#hes still weird and an asshole he is being tormented but no one else gets seriously hurt so bittersweet#its like a fix-it but like imagine getting put into a perfect world with all the knowledge of ur fuck ups and now being haunted by the#guilt you will do the same shit again because you already have and having to prove you arent that person but then you also prove you didnt#ever have to be that person so you damn yourself even more like this doesn't end happy for Jimmy like ill tell you that but he'll actually#learn something so yeah thats somethting but everyone is still a little worse after this but can move on happily#the demons are tormenting each other by blaming them for Jimmy's actions invertedly cause while its not her fault anya in the reg timeline#def wondered if she stayed silent if this all wouldve happened even though it really isnt her fault and Curly knew deep down how bad Jimmy#was how bad he was to him and he likely told himself Jimmy would be the end of him and a lot of other but was so beaten down he couldnt go#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#nurse anya#jimmy mouthwashing#pe au#thinking of calling it pestilent equine au? that sound good? we like P.E is just the short funny name for it?
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'rhm and wilhelm trying to hang out but their duties getting in the way so much so their relationship deteriorates throughout the months but in a way that makes them prone to jealousy of others getting to spend more time with the other and unable to figure out what the other even enjoys enough anynore as a gift' for tonight sir?
#big thoughts about the 2 of them#you jnow rhm isnt gonna leave reg alone as chief and sees him as priority#much to his dismay thanks to the guilt he feels for realizing he wants to prioritize reg at the cost of#barely seeing wilhelm again#he doesn't regret the duty but sure does wish there couldve been a way to see him more often. yknow.#like cmon him hanging out with wilhelm at the orion lounge.... off duty....#the fact reg knew he's out n about to spend time with friends now that they're in space and (mostly) safe... brahhh#safety = spending more time with other people than it just being rhm and reg all the time#they would be the couple who love the other's company but slowly have to realize that#the other may not always wanna be around since theyve got other people too#only natural ofc but it could get so warped with what rhm's duty and loyalty is focused on heeheeee#main trouble with a personal vow is that you have to sometimes sacrifice another precious thing#even if it means time with ur best friend at the cost of them not communicating much and feelings#getting complicated#WOW BIG LONG THOUGHTS. sorry im ill for them now#it is just so cute to me tbe thought that reg would like to provide more time to rhm eventually so he can get silly with wilhelm#as leaders they sure gotta focus work before relationships and i do love me the fics that showcase that between rhm and reg#and how complicated it can get trying to separate work and love#now for me to think the same-ish with rhm and wilhelm
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rip marlene mckinnon you would've loved nico di angelo
#he'd fascinate her#she'd treat him like a celebrity#this is v niche and i can't explain it lmao so i'm not gna unless provoked#tbh idk if i even can explain it#he's such a cute polite weirdo#she would think he's so silly and adorable#IDKIDK#ik reg and nico are similar but nico's also funnier yk?? like reg isn't that funny imo#so i feel like marlene would crack up to nico's jokes#but she doesn't like reg as much (i'm sure she'd still kinda be like wow scary silly dude omg)#bc he's js not as funny#IDKDKDKDKDKDKDKD#ceri talks ₊˚ෆ#marlene mckinnon#nico di angelo#<- not gna bother tagging this absolute shitpost
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People are headcanoning Sephiroth as illiterate now. As in. The fucking reason he took so long in that basement was because he had to finger-read every single fucking book.
I'm putting Sheltered Sephiroth on the top shelf until you goons stop veering into outright ableism. For fuck's sake.
#scrawny rambles#ffvii#sephiroth#these people confuse vulnerability with infantilisation so much#it's driving me insane#this has been happening for years but it's hit a peak#i GET wanting to knock seph off his pedestal and make him human like the rest of us#especially after the Sexy Leather Daddy who Does Everything Flawlessly era#but like. This is downright ableist. They didn't say he had dyslexia they said he was *illiterate*#quick question Why the Fuck would ShinRa neglect their top soldier to this degree#reading is VITAL in systems like these you think Sephiroth ISN'T sifting through piles of paperwork on the reg???#of all the characters to pick this has gotta be one of the worst#i've seen people make similar shitty claims about zack's education#(who is btw another vector for just. Stunning fanon ableism what the fuck)#but in that case even if it were *initially* true#ShinRa would almost certainly have funded the rest#there's a sliding scale of literacy but you NEED at least some to work in fucking *ShinRa*#curse be upon you cris for dropping this on my doorstep 😭😭#this fandom loves confusing vulnerability with infantilisation. most do but again. What the Fuck.#disk horse#fandom wank
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regulus is harry. evan is niall. barty is zayn. remus is louis. sirius is liam. james is y/n.
(pls i’m picturing effie going “im selling you james.” and james just being *heartbroken*)
james just has those big brown doe eyes that every y/n girlie has and regulus has those piercing emerald orbs that harry has ur right
yk what??? i agree with all of this so hard except fo sirius being liam,, idk,,,, that one just doesn't feel right to meeeeeee but idk where he would fit in ,,,, ah!
#it's so funny imagining james as a y/n girlie#pls every harry styles love interest in the day was named rose or ashley or crystal or smth#barty would be SUCH a fun zayn tho like#when reg/harry inevitably cheats on y/n / james he'd be like#'u can do so much better than him. he doesn't deserve u. be w me instead. im equally as bad but double the mystery and would never cheat'#and turns out the whole time barty/zayn was actually the evil mastermind manipulator behind 123498573 problems in reg/james relationship#okokok i need 2 stop im getting carried away again#asks
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so james’ tattoos are obvs the antlers along his v-line, matching with sirius’ flower v-line tats, his gryffindor quidditch jersey number on his bicep, and then constellations across his chest for sirius and reg. regulus has stars tattooed around his moles, on his collarbone, arms, and back, all in slightly different styles, since some have been done by different artists and some have been done by his friends. he also has a sun over his heart with long rays reaching out across his body.
#open to other ppl’s ideas but personally i love this#saw a post like this for wolfstar (last reblog) and wanted to give my hcs for jegulus#i love tattoo headcanons#also if it needed more explanation#james isn’t super attached to his tattoos he got them for jokes (the antlers) and to make sirius and reg feel appreciated (constellations)#like he likes them but he was also fine not having tattoos#for regulus it’s actually therapy#the first tattoo he got was one sirius gave him with his personal tattoo kit#a star drawn around one of the moles and it was something they did as part of their reconciliation and bonding#and from then on reg would get a star tattoo around a mole to remind him of a friend or of a good memory#and a lot of the tattoos would actually be done by his friends barty and evan and pandora and eventually people like andy and cissa#so the quality varies#but the emotion is already real#and then he spent months designing the sun tattoo with james#james would help draw the stencil so not only is it a symbol of james but it’s his actual artwork as well#and everytime reg sees it he’s reminded how much james loves him and the effort and care he’s always happy to give#sorry brb crying#james potter#regulus black#marauders#jegulus
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oh my stars wait also. diego's stutter when he realizes he's lost grace???
diego loves his android mom SO much. SOOO much.
he'll 1v1 anyone who treats her like anything less than a living, loving, existing person who was just as much a victim of reginald hargreeves' abuse as anyone else.
#i kinda wish they'd spent more time on diego wrestling with feelings of seeing the sparrow universe grace. and like.#how the sparrows treat her like a machine. how she's obviously not getting maintenance. how her sentience has been either stripped from her#OR the robot parts of her are just malfunctioning so much that she can't really escape and act on that sentience (if that makes sense?)#like oh what a horrific thing that would be. sentient but unable to control your body? your programming? bc ur robot body is breaking down?#it's not really clear to me which grace is in that universe since the kugelblitz kind of... drove her insane? which implies she#had gained some sentience? enough to defy her programming like that? albeit in a very scary way??#i just. i wish. diego had been given the opportunity to sit with her in some capacity.#it isn't HIS mom but it's a version of her and i think... man i just think diego has not had any time to grieve.#he couldn't grieve patch he couldn't grieve grace... reg wouldn't even let them grieve ben or five.#and all that comes bubbling back up in the form of anger with no real direction and lots of guilt bc diego WANTS to save people.#he has to bc otherwise he feels he has no purpose or worth. and it drives me crazy. i want to shake him until he understands.#sigh sigh sigh anyway. rip diego. perhaps unpopular but you were completely bastardized after s2 and canon has done you so dirty.#diego deserves to grieve a little.#out of knives [ooc];
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I'm not just "projecting", my entire Regulus characterization is based on me
#i wish I was joking#but I love him very much so self love yay#my thought process is “would I do/like that?”#if so then it's a good Reg headcanon#regulus black#marauders headcanon
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once again thinking about James and Reg going backpacking to run from their problems alone and then they meet each other on the fourth day and just keep walking with each other because they’re going the same pace so why not (James’ idea) and they end up talking through everything and heal together in a way they couldn’t do alone
#yes this is the road trip fic in another font#i do not care#this is my bread and butter#i’m thinking james would go without telling anyone#maybe he’d tell like remus#to make sure no one thought he was like dead#but he would leave everyone else in the dark he’d want to disappear#and reg would be thinking about finally leaving home#but being too terrified to#so he’d walk in hopes that maybe in the end he’d find the strength to#or he’d get enough of solitude and go back home gladly#also i feel like with james i wouldn’t do sad james#i mean i would#but i feel like james grieving instead would be more interesting#him running from his grief after losing his parents#and he can’t even say it he can’t even tell reg why he’s there#because at least when he’s on the trail he can pretend his parents are still waiting at home for him#yknow#you see the vision#this is an idea from a year ago btw#it’s just too much like the road trip fic i couldn’t do anything with it then#but 🤷��️#here it is#jegulus
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ok i harry potter’d lotr so here are my connections
frodo=harry potter, sam=ron weasley, the twin dudes=the weasley twins, aragorn=sirius black (loml in both fandoms istg) boromir=remus lupin, legolas=regulus black, dwarf dude=moody, gandalf=dumbledor (rip)
#boromir died as i was writing this#rip bro#aragorn my bbg#24/7 bone fest w him#so much tension between boromir and aragorn#just like wolfstar! what a shock#my legolas to reg hc is a bit loose#its just vibes tbh#hes hot and capable#reminds me of crimson rivers reg#the you shall not pass thing wasnt as big as i thought it would be#overall movie 1 is good#harry potter#lotr liveblog
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So, it's basically canon that Pro Heroes come to assist heroes in training at UA, right?
Just imagine the horror the new generation of heroes would face when they realize that their opponent for training that day is none other than the Number Two Pro Hero, Dynamight.
It's a hero team vs villain simulation - a joint practice between both hero course classes - Katsuki basically has free range to destroy the mock city UA had built and the students had to prevent him from doing so, which was really just a waste of money because of the Pro Hero's already destructive tendencies.
He already had to regulate himself for Pro Hero work, so this was really just waving the reg flag in front of the bull.
Needless to say, they all got their asses kicked, all 40 of them. Whether it was due to falling debris or evading explosions, all of them were forced to wave their white flags eventually.
The students weren't so much in shock, they were in awe, of how a Pro Hero could be so powerful and intimidating, and well...badass.
Their main takeaway? Katsuki Bakugou was an impenetrable force to be reckoned with.
Or... at least for a few minutes.
You can imagine the shock on their faces when the grim and serious expression on Dynamight's face melts instantly when he hears a voice speak up behind him.
"Katsuki, if you keep frowning all the time, you're going to get wrinkles."
He turns around, a rare smile stretching across his face as he stares at you, his wife, like you're the only person in the world at that moment, like you're the only one that matters.
"Tch. I don't get wrinkle lines, woman. Yer just seein' things."Despite his slight harsh words, they're softer, somehow, and the happy twinkle in his eyes is unmistakable.
The students gape at each other. The Dynamight, Katsuki Bakugou , in love? The same pro hero that was wreaking havoc and creating carnage in his wake was the same one now staring at his wife with a dopey grin and peppering kisses across your face.
"Katsuki!" You whine, but it looses its credibility as you start to laugh at his antics. "What's gotten into you, huh?" you ask, a little softer, so that only he could hear.
He looks at you, a soft look in his eyes as he kisses you gently and lovingly pulling away to admire your pretty face.
"M'just feeling sentimental I guess... We were probably their age when we started dating huh?" He says, referring to the students.
You snort, recalling the time when Katsuki first asked you out. "Aww...is my baby feeling sentimental? You were a dork back then."
Katsuki looks offended and his grumbles, nipping your jawline in annoyance."Oi. I was not a dork back then. If anything, Izuku was the dork."
You smile teasingly, kissing his nose, effectively shutting your explosive husband up.
"Is that so? Because I recall you had your All Might posters set up in chronological order of his costume eras."
Katsuki's ears turn red and his large hand wraps around the back of your hand, burying your face in his chest.
"Shaddup woman. Yer the one who fell for this dork in the first place."
You laugh, your voice muffled by his chest, but he can still hear you just fine. Looking up at him you smile.
"You may be a dork, but you're my dork."
The students watch is abosolute shock, mouth gaping open as they wonder how the hell you were able to render Katsuki Bakugou to the sappy man they saw in front of them.
A/N: He's so silly I love him 🥰
#dividers by @taurusmagicka#. ݁₊ ⊹ 𝖐𝖆𝖊'𝖘 𝖇𝖑𝖚𝖗𝖇𝖘 . ݁˖ .#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katuski x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugou#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou x y/n#bakugou katsuki x reader#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki x reader#bakugou x you#bakugou drabble#bakugou fluff#bnha bakugou#mha bakugou#katsuki#bakugo katsuki#mha#katsuki bakugo#katsuki bakugo mha#bakugou#katsuki x you#katsuki bakugo fluff#bakugo fluff
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ever since i got attached to toppats after realizing their family love n other stuff it made me wanna implement the idea on Reg at least that he does not like food being wasted; wanting the best for the clan and caring about the members (at least from what we know from source) I really do like to think he's extremely strict on how to deal with leftover foods and food in general, and very much wants to make sure everyone listens to him when he says to only take how much you'd be able to eat as to waste nothing in breakfast, lunch or dinner.
There could be food shortage days that would wreck Reg bad and immediately put it as a #1 priority to deal with asap so no one ever goes hungry for any longer than needed, but other times where they're good on food he has no limits on how much someone wants to eat but would smack them only if it gets wasted or thrown in the trash when its very much good still lol
i do not think he even lets the clans prisoners get starved but that's just me (one of those "not wish it on my worst enemy" kind of thing, because food's basic survival and it feels gut-wrenching to hear anyone not having enough food even if it's someone you don't like.)
following this he would also absolutely have thorough inspections and checkings done on the food supply he orders in because knowing they're the most infamous clan, the deliveries could be poisoned or tampered with and Reginald wants to make sure he does not slip up in that regard and get the clan killed or starved. Maybe it's never happened before but the paranoia of knowing the many many ways he and his clan could be killed or sabotaged keeps him at his toes and his ever-growing anxiety is the only reason he's still alive to this day zamn!
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To lessen the anxiety by just a bit, they could have a food garden in the airship and maybe even make their own fertilizers but even then they do eventually have to go out and get supplies for such a large amount of people and go through all the supplies to see if it's safe to use or not.
#how can you not be stressed 24/7 knowing youre responsible for a whole clan whose sorta like a family to you#whatever they eat/wear/use is all in the hands of reg and his mind is working at full steam whenever supplies come in#mandatory check ups of every consumable item with the science team or whatever to make sure nothing's wrong#mein gott#this is one of the reasons i hc him to not have a good relationship with food lol#absolute overthinker for reasonable things and sometimes forgetting to eat or losing appetite to eat anything#rhm's there to remind him but won't pester him too much so that reg doesn't feel more despised with food#small light lunches would work best for reg but sometimes when his brain needs more fuel is when he really wants a full lunch#those moments are rare but damn does he sleep well after a good dinner#thsc
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did i hear you say you were writing another animagus!reader x regulus where they cuddle at hogwarts in each their cat forms? 🥺🥺
you know what they say, don't believe everything you hear... except for that, that's actually true
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Warnings: not proofread, fem!reader, copious amounts of fluff, established relationship, bsf!remus, background wolfstar, reader and reg are kinda goody-two-shoes, platonic physical affection
Note: read more about cat!animagus!reader's shenanigans with reg, wolfstar and james here & here
Sweet Like Honey; Karma is a Cat
What a conundrum.
Remus should take this as an opportunity to be a good friend. You have spent almost two decades showing him exactly how to do that, playing the perfect part of the sister-he-never-had, loving and supporting him through life. For never turning your back on him, Remus is sure he owes you far more than what he can ever repay you, so he should try every single day. He should be a good friend.
But it was just too funny not to.
"At what point is it our duty to wake them up?" Sirius' voice whispered in his ear, shaking with mirth.
"I'm wondering the exact same thing." Remus dragged his words out to avoid making a decision. "How long do you think we can get away with?"
"I mean, they are already 15 minutes late to their Charms lesson, so we're dead men walking for not having said anything so far."
Remus is just able to tear his eyes away from you to glance sideways at Sirius, a too-fond smile already playing over his lips as he sees the exact mischievous look on his boyfriend's face that he expected. The look he fell in love with, not that Remus would be sappy enough to think about that right now. "So what you're saying is..."
"Leave it for a while longer?" Sirius grinned.
"Leave it for a while longer." Remus confirmed, whispering through a laugh, shifting his body further into Sirius' side as he lets his eyes fall back on you.
Well. On what he and Sirius knew to be you and Regulus, but what all other students in the library thought was just two cats sleeping in an armchair.
There was an elongated square of sunlight cast onto the middle of the seat by one of the beautifully decorated windows of the ancient castle, every cat's dream spot. The green velvet covering the seat of the mahogany chair was already riddled with fur from how long the two of you had been curled up around each other in it, white, grey and black hairs mixing together. Your forms might as well be mixing together too, fluid in a way that defied physics yet looked impossibly comfortable. Remus supposed you had to milk as much pleasure out of being an animagus as possible to make that whole mandrake leaf ordeal worth it. Though you could not answer even if he asked you right now, he was sure you at this very moment thought it was.
Remus' smile widened as he saw your chest rise dramatically as you breathed a sleepy huff, turning your head over slightly and burrowing it further into Regulus' plush neck. Your little cat bodies laid facing each other, arms around each other in a way he thought looked a little too much like a human hug.
It would be the absolute picture of serenity, two young things with no care in the world but each other – had it not been for the large clock ironically hanging right behind you, reminding you that you were not supposed to be here right now.
The four of you – five before James ran off the second he spotted red hair a few shelves back – had spent your two hours of shared free periods to read up together, for once actually doing a considerable amount of studying during it. Sirius was rubbing it in your faces, yours by consequence and Regulus' by design, that you still had one lesson left for the day when you abruptly stood up and demanded that you need a study break. When you then promptly dragged Regulus off into a corner, Sirius got the karma of a lifetime as he grew very concerned about what kind of break you would be engaging in. That was until the two cats lazily strolled back in and made themselves comfortable in the chair they now claimed as theirs.
Knowing you, Remus knew you hadn't intended on falling asleep, but maybe the fact that you did meant you really needed it. Yes, surely, you must have been exhausted and your body demanded a rest, so frankly he is quite an amazing friend for ensuring you listen to your health and your needs.
"Cats shouldn't be allowed to be that cute," Sirius all but grumbled as he looked at the two of them. "I should hate them on principle, but look at them Moony!"
"Quite literally no one is demanding that you hate cats on behalf of Padfoot, Siri."
"Padfoot is!" Sirius gave him a you can't argue with that logic look, but Remus knew he could.
"Ah, yes, my boyfriend the dog," he mused, cocking an eyebrow at Sirius who promptly reached out with his finger and pulled it back down.
"I could so give you a comeback to that, but I respect you too much not to say it in public," Sirius muttered and Remus couldn't fight his laughter.
Something moving in his periphery brought his attention back on you, seeing you shift even more into Regulus which caused him to begin stirring as well. Go back to sleep, go back to sleep, Remus whispered to you in his mind.
As always, you didn't listen to him, and ever so slowly Remus saw you peel one yellow eye open, blinking blearily at the room before turning your head back towards Regulus. The greyest of your four paws came up to gently pet at the black cat's neck, almost as if you were smoothing over the fur you had ruffled in your sleep. It made Remus' heart ache with love for you both, even as his stomach was slowly dropping.
A soft prrt! escaped Regulus before he instantly began purring and tightening his hold on you with his little cat paws, nosing his head against yours. A kind of softness Regulus rarely let himself fall into in public, though this was arguably a grey area.
It almost looked like you were about to be driven back into sleep by the vibrations moving through you from Regulus' chest. Remus noticed Sirius paying attention raptly as well, which was unfortunate.
Because when you shot up out of your seat with a small squeak, jumping as if startled as you looked towards the clock – now a good 30 minutes into your 45 minutes lesson – Sirius let out a loud bark of laughter. It earned him more than a few hushes from those around, but most importantly, it earned him your head snapping around to look at him with eyes that could rival a basilisk’s.
Considering Remus was already on a streak of making disloyal choices towards his loved ones, he didn't fight his instinct to stand up from his seat and back up when you ran and jumped onto the table right in front of Sirius' face with a hiss. You slapped at him with a clawless paw to which Sirius whispered something along the lines of "hey, knock it off, be cool" while trying to hold you at arm's length. You scowled at him as aggressively as any cat could, raising your back slightly before you arguably tut-ed at him and jumped back down.
Remus fought for his life to not laugh.
You turned around and ran over to Regulus who was still lazily stretching and gaining his bearings, not an ounce of care shown towards the near-assault of his brother. Nudging him with your head towards the end of the chair, he got the point and jumped down, already falling into his usual graceful mannerisms.
Together you scurried off back into your corner.
When you came back a mere minute later Remus swore there was no difference in your facial expression. Remus carefully walked around the table – where Sirius was still sitting with a petulant pout – hands up in surrender.
You crossed your arms, leaning your weight onto your right hip as you glared at your oldest friend, clearly expecting him to speak first. Behind you Regulus was strolling over, looking like he was trying really hard to be miffed but falling just short.
“How dare you,” you said – and it was a statement, not a question.
“In my defence,” Remus started, hands still up but so were the corners of his lips. “You two looked adorable.”
“That will surely hold up real well with the professor,” you scoffed.
“We didn’t make you fall asleep, princess,” Sirius grumbled to which you turned to him with a bitch please look Remus is fairly certain you picked up from Sirius.
“Apologies for expecting my friends to have my back. How stupid of me.”
“Very stupid indeed,” Sirius murmured as he took a sip of his coffee, grimacing when he found it to be cold. He nearly spilled some when Regulus gave him a light slap up the back of the head.
Remus figured it was time to pull out the big guns.
He manoeuvred his held up hands to be stretched out towards you instead with a rueful smile as he inched closer and closer. You had a moody expression still, eyeing him with suspicion, but you didn’t move out of the way. He dared make a small cooing sound as he brought you into a hug, coddling you like one would a child after they hurt themselves to keep them from crying.
“‘M super super sorry, lovie,” Remus half-muttered half-laughed into your hair as he rocked you a little bit. Your arms were still crossed against his chest, but you were leaning into him.
“Don’t believe you, Loopy.”
Regulus snorted at that and Remus looked up at him over his shoulder and the boys shared a look of humour and shared love for you that warmed his stomach. Though when Sirius nipped at Regulus’ sleeve to get his attention, the faux-miffed expression was plastered right back on the younger boy’s face.
Siblings, Remus thought and chuckled a bit into your hair.
“You laughing at me?” you questioned incredulously.
“No, I’m laughing at our boys.” His response was quick to rid himself of any further accusations.
You instantly nodded against his shoulder. “Understandable.”
“Hey! Don’t bring me into this, amour.” Regulus' chiding tone was met with you uncrossing your arms at last, reaching a hand out behind you blindly, which he immediately took and squeezed with his own.
You let your other arm curl around Remus’ back. Forgiveness at last.
He pulled back to look down at you with a goofy grin, and was pleased to see you could no longer contain yours either. “You were really cute. Didn’t want to disturb you.”
You gave him a look. “Right, no laughing at our expense whatsoever.”
“Never.”
You gave him a light shove while you snorted, pushing him away from you. “This is what I get for my sacrifice for you?” you said as you shook your head at him not much unlike McGonagall would during detention.
“I would argue you got a pretty sweet deal with that sacrifice, doll, seeing as you can curl up with your equally sacrificial boyfriend and sleep in the library whenever.” Sirius nodded solemnly, while jutting his chin towards Regulus. “This one would never let that happen in any other form.”
“Oh, I’m sure I could’ve convinced him,” you replied, looking at Regulus with an almost salacious smile. As if to prove your point – or just to prove Sirius wrong – he came up to stand closer behind you, arms going around your waist. You leaned your weight back against him with a happy sigh.
“Disgusting,” was all Sirius offered.
You raised an eyebrow at him before turning your head sideways to give Regulus a short, sweet kiss.
“Disgusting,” he groaned once more, pressing the backs of his palms into his eyes.
“Karma,” you and Remus sing-songed at him at the exact same time in the exact same tone.
Your eyes met in surprise before you both burst out laughing, any pretend fight seeping out of you as you both beamed at each other.
Siblings, Remus found himself thinking once more.
“Well, now that we don’t have a lesson to get to anymore, I suggest we get out of here,” Regulus sighed, squeezing your hips as if to underline his point.
“Where we heading?” Sirius asked as he swung his legs out to get up.
“I don’t know where you’re going,” you started. “But Remus will go hunt down a certain Head Boy and get him to make up some excuse to Professor Flitwick for why Regulus and I did not attend class so that our absence is removed from the records.” You put on your sweetest smile as you turned towards Remus at the last part.
“Regulus, what have you done with her?!” Sirius stage-whispered his accusation at Regulus who only responded with a certain impolite gesture.
“And why would James do that?” Remus drawls, certain that his entertainment was written all over his face.
“Oh, I’m sure he owes you for something, you figure it out.” You spoke as you tried to put your bag over your shoulder to leave, but Remus and Regulus both reached for it at the same time. They gave each other a look, trying to decide who will take the literal burden, before they both turned to Sirius and dropped the bag in his lap. He rolled his eyes at the both of them, but pulled the strap over his free shoulder nonetheless.
“You are quite the minx, aren’t you?” Remus asked, going for chiding and landing somewhere along the lines of compliance.
“Learned from the best, Rem!” you cheered brightly, pressing quick smacking kisses on both his and Sirius’ cheek.
Before they could muster up a response or a reaction, you had already hauled Regulus down the halls of the library towards the exit with half-heartedly hushed giggles. The raven-haired boy looked over his shoulder right before you turned the corner with a barely-contained smile, inhibitions straw thin in your presence.
Remus understood him well.
He turned to Sirius with a pleased smile to find him already admiring his reactions from where he stood beside him.
“I get why they’re cats,” Remus mused as he interlaced their fingers, following the general direction you ran off to, ready to hunt down James and possibly claw up some furniture.
“Because they’re adorable but also massive menaces?”
Remus breathed out contently. “Yeah.”
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