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the fucking week i have had in the last 24 hours
#somebody i blocked and told to leave me alone months ago visited me at work for the second time last night#and tried to report me to the dean of academic affairs for.... not helping him with discrete math homework#suddenly its hardly 1pm and i'm on my phone in the library w my boss explaining that i was physically unsafe around this student#and that he has harassed me and asked people where i was to come find me unexpectedly#better yet my boss is now this student's boss bc he applied to my damn job#and i still protected him for MONTHS bc i did not want this situation to become involved with my work#what a fucking riot#for some reason he thinks if you want to try to get tutors in trouble you report it to the dean and not our own damn boss#and someone not wanting to be your friend anymore is a perfectly good reason to get several kinds of administration involved in this shit#we have so many mutual acquaintances i would honestly feel so good if one of them sent him a good fuck you for me#now he's had two different reports filed on him and i have to explain this to even. more. people#put a quarter in your ass because ya played yourself victor#shut up kaily
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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.03
Great & Tyme
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#greattyme#great x tyme#great#tyme#bible wichapas#jes jespipat#uservix#userrlaura#userrlana#userfaiza#if i don't get to actually see the full scene of them holding hands in this vision............ imma RIOT#the way that it totally makes sense for great to have these visions - because without them he wouldn't have taken the leap to hold his hand#this is such a small gesture but it means so fucking much#also is great leading tyme by the hand to his place/bedroom....... IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?!#plus this show reminds me so much for the song 'turn back time' by aqua - it's the perfect song for greattyme#mywork
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long time no see! i have contracted the trigun disease recently
#cycha tries to be creative#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#so yeah i was like oh the shitposts on my tl are funny also protag has a cool design lets watch this#then it went to oh the animation Fucks#then VASH IS A /WHAT/#then plants infested my skull and here we are#also og trigun is a fuckin riot i love it as well
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YES HI EXCUSE ME I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE SPEAKER?
What the actual FUCK do you mean ME/CFS is orthostatic????????
#i'm losing my shit i'm gonna fucking riot#if i'd ever fucking heard this before in my life i'd have immediately known what was wrong#holy shit holy shit holy shit
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HEARTSTEEL KAYN: HEADCANONS ♡ TW : Drug mentions/Usage ♡ TW: Food mentions ♡ No pairings/ not reader-insert
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KAYN
Ever since joining Heartsteel, Kayn's 'Rhaast' outbursts have lessened in frequency and severity. Of course, his alter-ego makes regular appearances, but being with a group that encourages and accepts him rather than holds him back and tries to get him under control has made it so that Kayn feels less need to express his feelings in such an explosive, reckless way. Of course, he'll never admit that his newfound friends are the reason for his recent (very, VERY slight) stability.
Kayn is extremely choosy with his jewelry. He fronts like he doesn't want to wear "cheap, lame shit"—but actually, he just reacts to most metals. If he doesn't check to make sure his earrings are hypoallergenic, he ends up with a massive rash. Why the excuse? He is NOT about to admit he has sensitive skin.
Probably not a surprise, but Kayn breaks his phone CONSTANTLY. With all his reckless antics, it's rare for a new phone to last him more than a few months. The silver lining is that he at least has his emergency contacts (the Heartsteel members, of course) memorized from entering them into his contacts list so often.
Kayn also has a burner phone he uses for Rhaast.
Maybe you'd expect Kayn to have an enormous rager for his birthday, but the truth is, he doesn't actually like that many people. Instead he invites a handful of his actual friends to the shared Heartsteel apartment for a joint Halloween/birthday party. Costumes mandatory, noise complaints expected. Kayn will tell you to your face if he thinks your costume is stupid.
Kayn's got a lucky guitar pick. Somehow, he’s never lost it.
Wherever Kayn goes, property damage often follows. For Heartsteel's sake, he's cleaned up his act a tiny bit, mostly because he's scared of respects Yone, who gets pissed whenever Kayn breaks too much shit. But come on, you can't deny a man all of life's simple pleasures—you gotta let him graffiti the side of a water tower every once in awhile, or blow up the occasional car.
Notorious for social media rampages, Kayn's been banned from using the Heartsteel twitter. (The last straw was him using the account to threaten a member of his old band. Apparently, Alune didn't think "I'LL FUKKIN DOXX U LOL" an appropriate use of the official twitter account.) He's still semi-active on his personal accounts, but only in sporadic bursts.
Kayn knows how to tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tongue.
Like most rockstars, Kayn dabbles in cocaine. His drug use is pretty limited, though, mostly because he doesn't really need drugs to be high-energy and unhinged. When clips of his erratic behavior surface or Kayn goes on a twitter rampage, newer fans often speculate about Kayn being on drugs. Veteran Heartbeats know that he’s just Like That, though.
Kayn says he doesn't have a favorite bandmate. (He does. It's Ezreal.)
A lot of the time, Kayn has to be reminded to eat. When he's busy writing songs or hanging out with the band, stopping for a bite never crosses his mind. Thankfully, Sett's on top of his meal schedule (gotta hit those macros!) so he'll remind Kayn that lunch is a Thing That Exists.
Kayn spends a ridiculous amount of time on his nails. Cuticles? Trimmed. Polish? Immaculate, and always black or burgundy. Topcoat? Applied and glass-smooth. Of course he'll deny that his nail routine is so precise because it doesn't fit his devil-may-care image, but come on. Chipped OPI and hangnails? Couldn't be him.
Kayn hates nothing more than the passenger seat. Let him drive! Yes, he knows that he's gotten two speeding tickets in the past three months. Yes, he's completely aware that K'sante got violently carsick the last time Kayn drove everyone to Taco Bell. He does not care. He will NEVER care. Driving is fun and driving recklessly is really fun.
You won't catch Kayn in a salon. He dyes and cuts his own hair in his bathroom. (How is it still so perfect?!)
Kayn is way too eager to help Aphelios pull pranks on people. Unfortunately, he can dish it out, but he can't take it. A prank on Kayn has a 50/50 chance of putting him in a sour, bitchy mood for the next hour.
Of all the band members, Kayn's the one that spends the most time alone. He doesn't have many friends outside Heartsteel. And, even though he knows his band has his back and he appreciates them, he needs frequent social breaks.
Kayn's the ultimate night owl. It's rare for him to go to bed before 4 AM. Despite this, he's always up before ten. Maybe it's Yone's rigorous recording schedule that gets him up. Maybe he's so high-energy, his body can't stand staying still for more than six hours. Maybe, though, it's just all the Monster energy drinks.
Consider it a sign that he likes you if Kayn spam-texts you. If he doesn't, he won't even bother responding. (But, if he suddenly stops texting you out of the blue? Don't worry. He probably broke his phone. Again.)
#Kayn#Sheida Kayn#league of legends#heartsteel#heartsteel kayn#heartsteel headcanons#I am so fucking sorry that riot FUCKING games is what it took to bring my inspiration back#shadow assassin form is like finish your wips but rhaast is in my ear screaming POST LEAGUE TWINKS#sorry 4 being a gamer on main#tw drugs#tw drug use#these are general HCs but if there's interest I'm super down to write more romance/ reader insert themed ones !
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I DIDN’T BELIEVE IN COUCH THEORY I THOUGH YALL WERE CRAZY AND I AM SO SORRY I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT OH MY GOD
#LITERALLY WHAT WAS THAT SCENE#whatcha lookin at eddie😏#EXCUSE YOU??????#AND LIKE NO FUCKING WAY EDDIE’S MOVING I WILL RIOT#AND BUCK TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE#THEY DIDN’T SHOW US THE MEETING WITH THE REAL ESTATE AGENT CUZ THAT WOULD’VE BEEN SUGGESTIVE AF#IMAGINE THEM EXPLAINING TO THE AGENT THAT THEY’RE NOT TOGETHER LMAO WE WERE ROBBED OF THAT SCENE#buddie#911 abc#911#911 spoilers#evan buckley#911 season 8#eddie diaz
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I spedrun this drawing to give to the cast at the last liveshow! :D
#dndads#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies season 2#taylor swift dndads#normal oak#scary marlowe#lincoln li wilson#hermie unworthy#the doodler#dood#dood dndads#cal draws#i drew this in p much 8 hours straight (one break for dinner lol)#and i went to bed at 4 am 😭#BUT THE SHOW WAS SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD#GENUINELY IT WAS A GODDAMN RIOT#Nyx has a summary of what happened that i also rbed#bc this show was actually not recorded#BUT IT HAD DEAGED DADS AND THE S2 TEENS IN IT#I also went in a Scary cosplay lol
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If I open up the Disney app and episode 8 is only 30 mintues... Marvel better count their fucking days
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#agathario#aubrey plaza#agatha all along spoilers#marvel mcu#mcuedit#mcu fandom#like seriously#i will riot#because what the fuck
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Whatever happens next (which at this point could be anything) I hope we get closure.
I hope we find out what was meant to happen to the eggs.
I hope we get some sort of goodbye, however that looks, beyond just a post to twitter.
I hope the cc’s can share the plans for their characters, even if they’re only headcanons.
I hope that we get to have an end.
I put an entire year of my life into this server. I was there with Phil from day 1 and 95% of his qsmp streams after. I found Bad, Foolish, Roier, Fit, Pac, Mike, Bagi, Cellbit, Pierre, Baghera, and Etoiles not too long after. I fell in love with these characters-I loved their interactions, their energy, their storylines, everything. The stories they told made my days better. I have genuinely never put so much time into caring about something like this before, and I loved the experience and the community.
And above it all, I fucking loved the eggs.
I didn’t know all of them; some of them were gone before Phil ever interacted with them. To Bobby, Trump, Tilín, and Juanaflippa, you were loved and you will always be missed.
To the others, there are no words in any language I can think of to describe what it will be like not to have them any more; I cannot do them justice. Maybe later, when I’m not exhausted and sobbing and heartbroken by the absolute shit time we’ve all had these last few weeks, I’ll make a post to remember them. For now, all I can do is name them because I don’t have the energy to do anything else.
Chayanne. Tallulah. Ramon. Chunsik. Leo. Sunny. Empanada. Pepito. Richarlyson. Dapper. Pomme.
You were the best part of this server. You were the only reason it survived as long as it did. You deserved better than abuse and silence. You deserved communication from someone who was supposed to care. You deserved a better ending than to go to sleep forever.
You deserved better.
And you will never, ever be forgotten.
#qsmp#i’m so fucking upset#the news about Dapper and Pomme fucking broke me#I have nothing else to say except to reiterate what I said in a far earlier post:#Pomme’s admin is gone and now I am going to riot with the French
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Viktor became god, lost his boytoy and realized “this fucking sucks actually” and restarted everything
#WHAT#IM REELING IM REELING WHAT#like WHAA AH#im so used to in game league lore my brain broke with this#toxic yaoi but its secretly built from love#riot and their fucking lore dude#holy shit#all this for a dota2 clone#arcane spoilers#arcane#jayvik#viktor arcane#finale spoilers#arcane finale#and mel???? and ekko???? and JINX???? and andbandbandnanandnbdndnfndnfn#losing my mind#Im so lucky my essay extension is through tomorrow too cause I am broken
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Guys- Guys- GUYS WHAT IS GOING ON
#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#IM SO SCARED#THERE BETTER STILL BE A KISS OTHERWISE IM RIOTING#IM SO STRESSED#fanfiction is going to be my savior after tonight#oh my god#i want to scream#agathario#kiss please#i’m begging#agathario kiss please#that’s all#also if you could do a happy ending#but I doubt that’s happening#someone save me from myself#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#rio x agatha#katherine hahn#aubrey plaza#vidarkness#this is it people#😭😭😭
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how much tism do you have? well episode 4 season 2 of Arcane, the bug fight? yeah the music there is the motif of the LoL Worlds 2018 Anthem: Rise, I stopped watching the episode to spent 20 minutes trying to isolate the track from a recording because I cant find it on the ost list, to make sure I wasnt going insane. yup their the same. I recognized it immediately :)
#Riot and Fortiche: leaving insane details and things for us to find#What I focused on: IS THAT THE FUCKING RISE MOTIF???#yes rise is my fav lol song but i still never expected it to be here#please tell me im not the only one who noticed this please#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#ig#arcane s2 spoilers#league of legends#lol arcane#arcane s2
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That’s it? that’s the end? That’s not fucking fair Javik got their doomed yaoi, Caitvi got their sex scene and Jinx stans got this????????
#Riot I’m in your fucking walls#bring her back#I don’t care about money nor time just bring her back#this can’t be it#yes I’m in fucking denial what about it#she deserves to be happy#this can’t be fucking it you hear me#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane#arcane jinx#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb
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RIOT YOU FUCKASS SONS OF BITCHES HOW DARE YOU BRING IN “OUR LOVE” DURING THIS FATHER(S) DAUGHTER(S) TRAGIC MEMORY MOMENT. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS
#Arcane#Arcane Spoilers#I’m crying dawg what the fuck#THE FACT THAT VANDER AND SILCO KNEW THEIR MOTHER#AND WERE GONNA STEP UP AND PARENT THOSE GIRLS BEFORE EVERYTHING#I’m gonna kms thanks riot bye
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okay first thoughts. i dont HATE the ending i just feel like it needed more time in the season to reach the conclusion it did
#i enjoy the vast majority of it tbh i really do feel like it needed more breathing room tho#they tied up zaun and piltover way too quickly but idk what else they woulda done#also auuughhhh i know they wanna do a sequel to arcane. they SHOULDNT but i know theyre going to so its not OVER over i can feel it#which bothers me but okay! its riot! what else do you expect!#but vik and jayce. chefs kiss. perfect ending tbh. gay as HELL.#and also bets on the successor to arcane being abt noxus. id bet my life on it now tbh.#shut up virgil#arcane spoilers#despite flaws in writing GODDDD i fucking love the animation#goes without saying. gorgeous. beautiful.#fucking incredible work#i also have some mildly mixed feelings about jayce's speech at the end? but i see what they're going for. i see the vision here#thats just a hard topic to tie up properly yk#SHOUT OUT TO NOW CANONICALLY DEAD CHAMPIONS BTW#THATS KIND OF GREAT?#they arent as tied down by game canon as i thought they really can just do whatever they want now#uhg. more thoughts in the morning. im going insane.
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You know the problem with having talked in depth for so many years about how to spot antisemetic dogwhistles and how people use conspiratorial thinking and bad faith derailing arguments to promote bigotry against Jews. Is that now everyone knows how to do it on purpose. Lol.
#gingerswagfreckles#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#leftist hypocrisy#Fuck you guys for real#jumblr#Like yall literally know what you're doing. Because we fucking taught you.#Because we thought you were our allies.#You know what you're fucking doing when you say the Zionist Lobby is behind the coup in Venezuela and the race riots in Britain#You know why ZOG is a Nazi term. You're using it for the same reason they're using it. So you can spread conspiracy theories#About jews controlling the world
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