#I can just fucking imagine what a shitshow willow and spike would be in the kitchen | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

camellcat · 13 days ago

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I know people like to act like spike would be this master at cooking bc he's lived so long, but he's also a vampire. why the hell would he need to know how to cook human food? everything he likes is easier done by other people anyways and probably tastes better bc he didn't have to put any effort into it other than eating

so. do you think it was tara or willow who would've taught him how to make food for dawn

#I can just fucking imagine what a shitshow willow and spike would be in the kitchen #purely bc of how chaotic I think those two would be #tara and spike would do so much better bc the situation would simply be so much calmer #they would have fun in the kitchen I think. I can imagine both of them experimenting with recipes for hours to see what they like best #with willow spike would absolutely purposefully fuck up to make her flustered until she popped and started going off on him #it'd be a fucking riot to him as long as he felt like she wouldn't either explode him with a sunshine spell or turn him into a frog #dawn is not allowed in the kitchen however and especially NOT with spike. lord knows what abomination they'd make #spike btvs #willow rosenberg #tara mclay #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer

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