#were so british

[sacrifical-lamb-core]

OK @auroraofthesun1 came to the conclusion after searching up bird ages:

Based on the system of infants, junoirs and then progressing to secondary school then 6th form we have in britain

Ages 3-6: hatchlings, learns no majic

Ages 7-11: nestling, only learns Basic Majic (so controlling light and darkness)

Ages 12-15: chick, learning light, dark and spellwork as well as potions

Ages 16-18: fledgling, learns advanced majic, prepping for a job

Graduation: full bird. Leaves education to pursue further education or leave school.q

[minionsuncle]

Blarmy!

[kidovna]

manifested mileven at the snowball in 2016, so now I’m manifesting byler at senior prom🪻🌻

[mctwinkdom]

Light speed doesn't even come close to how fast this group probably talks

[dragonflavoredcake]

I thought it'd be fun to make a map of where all the Hermits live irl and until now I didn't quite realize how much of the server is either British or American

[zimtlees]

Helllooooow...Coi-coi asked me in the askbox to draw Orel in the Magical Mystery tour👴🏻👴🏻🦴🦴🦴💥💥... But I had more than that about The Beatles...(some are old rawr)🐶🐶🙏

and little pingo tingo ringo dingo👴🏻👴🏻🦴🦴🩸🩸💥💥hes saying haiiiii

[archerygun]

Traitors is over and Frankie was my favourite finalist. Enjoy.

She was iconic, she was a mission MVP, she was well-dressed and her voice was NOT irrelevant in the end 🫶

[anyroads]

British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them

The avocados:

[thursdaymoonrise11]

Phoebe Honeyball's muggle childhood ✨

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If you will indulge me, this is the life of Phoebe (hogwarts legacy MC) before she was discovered as a witch:

Phoebe grew up in village near Bakewell, Derbyshire

Her father works at the post office, and her mother works in the local cotton mill. They are a close knit family and Bee is both a mummy AND daddy's girl

Her family are not well off, and Phoebe is expected to leave school at 15 to help provide, even though her parents wish she could stay in education

Sensitive only child energy

Missing baby teeth ALWAYS

Plays football with her best friend on the dales, even though only boys are allowed to play sports

(football was stolen from an annoying boy at school, but she will cry if her crime is ever discovered)

Often gets in trouble / is caned (it is the 1880s folks) for being too curious for her own good

Can manipulate fire?? When she's emotional?? How can that be??

Once her parents go to bed, she ignites a candle and reads a book she's borrowed from someone in the village (it might be fiction or something mundane like the train station manual, it doesn't matter)

Tall girl her WHOLE life

Her chalk board goes with her EVERYWHERE

Her clothes are always fraying because she's always rushing and pays no mind to how wild her hair gets

Everyone in the village says she's 'away with the fairies'

(references used)

[jamesfrain]

Fabien Frankel and Matt Smith React to House of The Dragon scenes — x

[alicebecketts]

I think about these photos of princess alexandra and angus ogilvy all day every day.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I watched the 1973 film The Slipper and the Rose last night, and it was a largely charming, if slightly anemic, adaptation of Cinderella---right up until you get to the song sung by the many servants hanging around the castle. I won't bore you with details, but can be summarized as basically: "We accept our lot in society/ all of us are born into the role we were always intended for/ there are no exceptions/ la dee dah folderol etc."

(The fact that the prince listens to this elaborate number and "fixes" the situation by knighting his man-at-arms, then leaning back in his chair like he has solved monarchy is....well, it's a choice.)

Anyway, this was enough to immediately poison the rest of the movie for me, and the only excuse I could come up with is that prince's man-at-arms has realized that a) his boss is unhinged, and b) will only learn a lesson if there's a literal song-and-dance number involved. Therefore, I think you could fix the whole movie by throwing in some scenes where the man-at-arms figures this out, and convinces the whole palace staff to join him in this insanity.

"Listen, people!'' he could bellow into his makeshift megaphone after the juggling servants drop yet another platter. ''I know this is absurd. I know you all have actual jobs to do. But our noble prince dragged me out to the royal crypt so he could complain about his family and we could literally dance on their tombs. That's who we're dealing with here! If we do not get this choreo right he will never give us health insurance. Do you want that? No? Okay then---and FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT---"

(Afterwards, when the newly promoted man-at-arms gets back to the castle, he finds the entire staff standing in the kitchen. They were waiting for him. They do not look amused.)

[oifaaa]

Would you rather be british or french

Haven't I answered this before? French the foods nicer the weather's better and it's still apart of the eu

[viquipo]

First one started off as a legitimate drawing but I gave up so fucking hard anyway hi again camp here and therers

[leonisandmurex]

The Duchess of Cambridge Jamaica 2022

[antigoneikk]

not speirs looting all that shit because he had a newborn child back in london and was worried his wife wouldnt be able to survive on his salary alone………