#well unless it was an egg

[owl-it-here]

Headcanon Hell: Pokemon #1

Ash and Gary's love language should be based on giving each other pokemon and/or partnering up with the other's pokemon.

(This would fit nicely with the fandom's idea that Ash should have an Eevee that evolves into an Espeon. That Eevee could be a gift from Gary. Preferably around the time he got his own.)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[vamptastic]

dgaf about egg jokes they're harmless and at worst mildly stereotypical do your thing im sure ive made one before. however. i do feel like the whole discourse was kicked off by that "egg behavior to wear women's deodorant as a man" tweet and we all collectively need to agree that that tweet was dumb & stupid and women's deodorant is objectively superior to men's. actually men's hygiene products in general just suck more except razors. apparently its manly to smell like shit and have dry skin. if i had my druthers id force every cis man to use dove deodorant. id mean id still do it if it made them transgender but i see it as more of a public service in terms of smell than in that regard.

[soapoey]

Ate a plum so sour yet so sweet it was like biting into a soft drink that loved me (this is important as all soft drinks hate you). Quite firm but soft enough & juicy. If i had flung it hard against a wall it would have exploded like a firework. 5/5

[pagesofkenna]

doing the math and i'm pretty sure chilchuck is getting his bow back next week, and we might finally get to meet the canaries (the elves), if not next week then definitely the week after!

[wheelercore]

Theory with no coherent proof on my part: brenner only visibly ages rapidly when a portal is open.

[zoradementio]

The Buddy Sim Discord's holding a contest, so this is my submission for it

[concorp]

where is pepito i miss pepito

[daincrediblegg]

I was tagged by the marvelous @theboarsbride (thank you jojo <3)

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips.

Aight. here is a non-exhaustive (because if I did an exhaustive list of wips including ones I haven't touched in 10 years the list would be a thousand pieces and a mile long) list of wips that I have worked on RECENTLY

(One Warm Line) Chapter 1: Sun Dogs

Untitled (Thanna and Alistair WIP's revisited- from Dragon Age Origins. there are like 3 of these)

Someone Better (Tyrion Lannister x Sansa Stark)

(One Warm Line) Chapter 4: The Great White Nothing

Stay The Night Part 2 (Valery Legasov x reader)

Corporeal (Hari Seldon x Calliope (oc))

going to tag... : @prismatica-the-strange @queenmeriadoc @ashton-slashton @avocado-writing @haredjarris @sunlaire

[jessiesjaded]

My favourite pass time is going Oh I should make an egg dish... Even though I've always found the flavour of eggs pretty unenjoyable literally my entire life and they also near immediately make me feel sick in the stomach anytime I eat them as well which probably means I'm intolerant to them and Yet!

[natjennie]

the autism of having a monologue memorized 👍

[umbracirrus]

Bless peanut butter for making excellent gluten free cookies

[shewhoeatssand]

always remember, what truly matters isn’t the Kaneki on the outside, but your Kaneki on the inside.

[rissahs]

my cooking skills are like. yes i can make multiple pasta dishes from scratch and made a really good bechamel sauce on my first attempt. no i dont know how to cook eggs

[calico-kiwi]

i hate periods 🔥 🔥 🔥 (<this is me trying to burn mine so it is gone forever)

[fazcinatingblog]

Don't you hate it when your boss is like "do not send this out until I approve the invoice" and then 5-7 business days later, she says to increase the invoice by $5 and