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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(
Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud
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Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages
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scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs
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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.
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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it
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no offense to newly hatched white-throated nightjars but



how do you expect me to trust that you are not simply a moldy fruit hastily discarded to the forest floor…
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you really just say absolute nonsense don’t you?
what else is there
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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it
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messages from my cishet brother at 9am on a thursday ?
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