#well that's new

[livingonthesands]

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Apollo, to Zeus, about Cyrene: Well, I saw this girl in the hills-

Zeus: She hot?

Apollo: She wrestled a frickin lion-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And defeated it!-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And like she's super smart-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: Funny and cool-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And-... *blushes* yes she's hot. Super hot.

Zeus: Niceee.

[victusinveritas]

[jadesabbat]

I am man, I am woman. I am broken, I am whole. I am many, I am united. I am nothing, I am all. I am one become two, broken from youth and over long years splintered and shattered and dented and marred. I am two become one, my shards brought together and in the fires of my will made whole once more. I am my own will ascendant; revel in my light. By my flames, I shall never be shattered again.

[neirooo]

Happy birthday, Yae 🎉

[effei-s]

You give intense white person vibes

oh no! grey sphere with shaded glasses on in my inbox! the horror!

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[valtsv]

being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[tapiocats]

Decay exists as an extant form of life

[martyrbat]

the memes and jokes about biden dropping out are all great but PLEASE dont turn away and forget the victims of him directly funding a genocide. these are real people that are still being impacted by his cruelty, their tragedies are still ongoing and they need our support more than ever.

if I can suggest a Palestinian family to support, I'll highly recommend Yusuf and his family—who has been vetted for [here]. The GoFundMe breaks down the costs, including the urgent need for an eight year old child to have a kidney replacement, but only €8,404 is currently needed for his family to pay crossing and coordination fees!!

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[minus-world-of-love]

I cleaned out my inbox, but the thing still says there's one (1) ask inside it.

[secondhandbagofholding]

I say this with the utmost sincerity, but I hope you have the courage and space and freedom in the upcoming year to be the nasty little freak that you are. I hope you can find a place to realize that the things you think make you unlovable and disgusting are in fact very lovable and not disgusting in any way. I hope you find sincerity beyond your ability to even comprehend.

[exoflash]

a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish