#A Cobra Kai quote?

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Apollo, to Zeus, about Cyrene: Well, I saw this girl in the hills-

Zeus: She hot?

Apollo: She wrestled a frickin lion-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And defeated it!-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And like she's super smart-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: Funny and cool-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And-... *blushes* yes she's hot. Super hot.

Zeus: Niceee.

[redroses07]

Dating Miguel Diaz ♡

[augustinapril]

Y/n: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Daniel: No.

Y/n: Okay.

Daniel:

Daniel: Do you smell smoke?

Y/n: The secret is that the dojo is on fire.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Got any lighter fluid? Stiles: ... No, why? Derek: I came up with a new lesson for the betas today, I'm calling it "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire." So I'm gonna need a frying pan, too.

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Sam: You know, Miguel gives Robby flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Tory: Okay.

Later

Tory: gives Robby flowers

Robby: ???

Tory: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[brimstone-cowboy]

C’maahn I’m just a little guy, I’m just a little guy, noo, it’s also my birthday, I’m a little birthday boyy

[kathrahender]

Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #11

Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[bonsai-babies]

Sam: I will now torture you. Tory: Do your worst. Sam: I think you are kind and beautiful. Tory: Wait... Sam: You deserve to be cared for. Tory: No. Sam: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard. Tory: I need a safeword!

[seeker-of-stories19]

Miguel: Guys help I think I might be bisexual

Eli: How’s that’s possible you either speak the language or you don’t???

Tory: That’s bilingual you fucking moron

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive and forget something like that!

Sel:

Bree: Except you. You and I are cool.

[21kmoonz]

Robby: I really like Eminem. Johnny : I prefer skittles. Daniel: He’s talking about the rapper. Johnny : Why would he eat the wrapper?

[andygo34]

*Daniel sleeps with one of them*

Mike: Watching you sleep calms me down.

Chozen: I love watching you sleep, Daniel LaRusso.

Terry: I like that image, you sleeping in my bed.

Johnny: Did you know that you drool when you sleep?

[whathorselegs]

Dazai: It's your turn to rest. I will stay awake and make sure the mafia does not strike again. Kunikida: I could use some shut-eye, but if we're gonna stand down, we're gonna have to go into defence mode. That means the kids have to stay in tonight. --Flash Back-- Atsushi: Dazai-san, the others and I really need to clear our minds tonight. Is it cool if we hit the town? Dazai: Only if you hit the town hard! Atsushi: Hell yeah! --Flash Back End-- Dazai: Don't worry, Kunikida-kun, the kids will be ok! Kunikida: Alright. Dazai: .... Dazai: Shit shit shit shit

[addieyapsalot]

Daniel: get a job Johnny: suck my dick Daniel: I mean that's a job in it's own right

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Johnny: sees Tory and Robby together

Johnny: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Miguel: You mean… you ship them?

[ribbonsfallaway]

JOHNNY: Anyways, it's a party, and I want the whole family there! ROBBY: *Walking in.* We're having a party? JOHNNY: ... No.