#A Cobra Kai quote?

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Apollo, to Zeus, about Cyrene: Well, I saw this girl in the hills-

Zeus: She hot?

Apollo: She wrestled a frickin lion-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And defeated it!-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And like she's super smart-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: Funny and cool-

Zeus: Hot?

Apollo: And-... *blushes* yes she's hot. Super hot.

Zeus: Niceee.

[redroses07]

Dating Miguel Diaz ♡

[augustinapril]

Y/n: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Daniel: No.

Y/n: Okay.

Daniel:

Daniel: Do you smell smoke?

Y/n: The secret is that the dojo is on fire.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Got any lighter fluid? Stiles: ... No, why? Derek: I came up with a new lesson for the betas today, I'm calling it "Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire." So I'm gonna need a frying pan, too.

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Sam: You know, Miguel gives Robby flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Tory: Okay.

Later

Tory: gives Robby flowers

Robby: ???

Tory: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[bonsai-babies]

Sam: I will now torture you. Tory: Do your worst. Sam: I think you are kind and beautiful. Tory: Wait... Sam: You deserve to be cared for. Tory: No. Sam: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard. Tory: I need a safeword!

[andygo34]

[LawRusso in tkk era]:

Daniel: It's a little cold.

Johnny: I told you to dress warmer before you go out *throws his jacket over him*

[LawRusso in CK era]:

Daniel: It's a little cold.

Johnny: Damn, Daniel, I can't control the weather.

[brimstone-cowboy]

C’maahn I’m just a little guy, I’m just a little guy, noo, it’s also my birthday, I’m a little birthday boyy

[ghostjon48]

How I Imagine This Conversation Went

Johnny: Robby, I would like you to meet my Girlfriend, Carmen.

Robby: ......You can do so Much Better

Johnny: !!!! Robby! I Love Her!

Robby: I was Talking to Her.

[kathrahender]

Lawrusso Incorrect Quotes #11

Johnny: Daniel and I are no longer friends. Daniel: JOHNNY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[justhereforthecupcakes]

More incorrect quotes.

Johnny: Figured out what’s wrong with you — it’s called the Daniel LaRusso Derangement Syndrome. Basically anytime a normal guy gets within 25 feet of you they start going crazy and manhandling you like you’re their ex-girlfriend.

Daniel: … that’s not a thing!

Johnny: It’s a thing. *shrug* Would explain why Silver kidnapped you.

Daniel: Not every guy. Mr. Miyagi was never like that with me.

Johnny: Yeah, but he was, like, Chinese. Those guys have super ninja powers — prolly gave him immunity or something.

Samantha (rolling her eyes): He was Okinawan, and maybe it’s because he wasn’t a pig.

Johnny (glares at Samantha): You calling me a pig?

Samantha: Would explain why you still get crazy over my dad 😏

Johnny: …

[mynicknameisgasoline]

Cobra Kai incorrect quotes pt. 1/2

1.

y/n: Bro- Miguel: No, no, hold up, rewind. Miguel: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

2.

S2! Miguel: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. y/n: I would be happy if you stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. S2! Miguel: I said within reason, y/n. How about I murder that guy? points to robby y/n: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? S2! Miguel: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

3.

y/n: I fell— Miguel: From heaven? y/n: No, I literally fell— Miguel: In love with me the moment you saw me? y/n: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Miguel: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

4.

Hawk: I’m in love with you. y/n: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Hawk: I know. y/n: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

5.

y/n: Remember, Hawk, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Hawk: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

6.

y/n: Fuck you. Hawk: No u. y/n: I'm down. Hawk: You're like 2, what the fuck- y/n: I AM NOT 2!

7.

Sam: Wow, they really hate us. y/n: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Sam: But we’re not gay, y/n. y/n: Sam: y/n: We’re not?

8.

y/n: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Tory: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. y/n: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Tory: Is it working?

9.

y/n, about Tory: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier. Sam: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

10.

Miguel: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat. Tory: seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther. Sam: neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!" y/n: not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets. Hawk: actual flat-earther.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: That guy tried to kill me once. You don’t forgive and forget something like that!

Sel:

Bree: Except you. You and I are cool.

[seeker-of-stories19]

Miguel: Guys help I think I might be bisexual

Eli: How’s that’s possible you either speak the language or you don’t???

Tory: That’s bilingual you fucking moron

[mo-hawk]

Demetri in season 2 be like

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Johnny: sees Tory and Robby together

Johnny: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Miguel: You mean… you ship them?