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rudolph the red nosed reindeer

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masculinity that is fruity and kind of grotesque and bottomy as all hell

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bro...what we could have had..

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me age 7 watching shrek and hearing the words "i've seen your flag on the marble arch love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah" for the first time

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2024 Yokai Night Parade- TOEI studio park, Kyoto Japan

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Doubting Thomas; dedicated to S. Michalak

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80s horror practical effects was that bitch. can’t outdo the doer

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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They album covers recreated in Animal Crossing: New Horizons ! My goal is to make all of the studio albums, and post the codes so everyone can use em :3

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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Me: The elves were watching Scott from the very beginning. They planned the previous Santa's death. It wasn't an accident, it was an assassination with Scott as the unwitting weapon.

My mom:

Me: Scott has no agency in this. Every part of his life from this moment forward has been predetermined by forces outside of his control. He's the elves' puppet Santa.

My mom:

Me: He's already started wearing a lot of red even before be accepted being Santa. Is that his choice or has the magic changed him so fundamentally that he has no choice anymore? The magic has completely reshaped him as a person in ways he will never be able to recognize or understand.

My mom: You've thought about this a lot.

Me: You're just mad that everything I'm saying makes sense.

My mom: Shut up.

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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence

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One of my best friends just had a double lung transplant, if you can give anything at all to help him and his husband they could really use the help, they've had an incredibly rough year:

"Hey everyone. This is Nick's husband Julien. Nick was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis since birth, and has been battling it for 29 years. In March of this year, he was hospitalized with only days before a complete organ failure, as we were fighting to obtain healthcare and immigration status in Canada for the past three years. On the morning of October 11th at 5am, we woke up with Nick being desaturated due to severe CO2 poisoning in his lungs, to the point where even the home oxygen was not sufficient. After a call to 911, he has been hospitalized in the ICU and placed in a drug induced coma while he was being stabilized and diagnosed.

Once it became clear that his right lung was completely destroyed by scar tissue, the medical team that has been following him since March asked for a transfer to the transplant hospital and be evaluated to be placed immediately on the emergency list for a double lung transplant. Nick was officially listed the following week, as I worked by his bedside the entire time. It took over two weeks to find a suitable donor, as Nick continued to fight for his life with the extraordinary help of the transplant team.

It has now been two months since his hospitalization began, and a month since the transplant. I have requested four months off of work to be by his side and help him mentally and physically recover as he will be hospitalized for an unknown period of weeks or months. Currently he is incapable of standing, let alone walk, type or work. His complete recovery is expected to take around a year. Nick is a freelance journalist in the entertainment industry, as well as a Twitch affiliate. He will obviously not be able to resume his activities for the next few months at least. As for myself, I am covered by a caregiver unemployment program that pays around 55% of my regular salary. As Nick will need me full time for the next few months, I cannot make up the difference with other work for the immediate future.

For these reasons, we come to you today with this fundraiser, to help us remain stable and afford our monthly bills consisting essentially of rent and groceries, as well as any medical expenses not covered by his newly acquired healthcare or my insurance. This transplant has been a true blessing and a real chance at a future together for the both of us, but it currently comes with its lot of challenges that requires the help of anyone who can share or tip in. We are extremely grateful for the gift that Nick has received, and for everyone who has been and continue to help us during these difficult but hopeful times."

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.