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swagging-back-to · 2 years ago

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twinkie candy canes slap. like legit

#i wasnt really a fan of real twinkies #well maybe if i was high lol #but yeah bouta TEAR THIS SHIT UP #also ive been trying a bunch of new fruits lately #lychee bayberry hawthorn and jujube are fucking BOMB #like wow #whoever cultivated those deserves a thousand pats on the back #also im broke #like my card was froze #haha #and also i cant call them back because no one was in the office #my hair is on fleek too #popping severely #curls like you wouldnt believe #i switched to a bar shampoo instead of liquid...#cannot recommend enough legit #it is wonderful #will NEVER go back unless its the only option

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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 months ago

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soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now…

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #technically no spoilers in this comic but listen. I Will be gloating in tags. I will Never Shut Up #for the record!! this was fully conceptualized and sketched Before the finales. I started sketching this after the boat fight #and when murph closed riz's arc this season with ''maybe it's okay to change and welcome new things'' I pogged irl #I am simply the best at reading comprehension what can I say! (<- grown ass man with roughly the same perspective on teenhood as the player #fucked up that this became so long (almost 30 squares lol) that it took me this long to finish #lmao I say all that but. genuinely I am delirious and my feelings abt riz's arc this season are so big... I was getting psychic backlash #for a While lol. it was scary!!#had to sit down and do therapy on my own ass for a bit. the teenage apocalyticisation is real. that word isnt tho Im pretty sure #truly anything you do at that age feels like that's it that's all you've got going on forever. and its not true! its simply not true #you'll be okay my guy. you love your friends so so much but also there will be more to love out there #this one goes out to fellow aroaces and also folks leaving somewhere theyve called home for a long time #nothing lasts forever but that means new things come by too! ur ability to make new is infinite!!#there's no magnum opus people leave but new people come by too etc. I am too sleepy to remember what I wanted to say uhhh #well. thank u for looking at my art. I think thats the one pack it n ship it boys

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tj-crochets · 8 months ago

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Hey y'all! This question came up when I had family visiting, and I am genuinely unsure of how common this is

#the person behind the yarn #I always have a deck of cards in any bag I carry with me #before I had a purse it was in my yarn project bag #before that in my school backpack #now that I have to take a purse when I leave the house for carrying emergency meds reasons #I have a deck of cards in there in case I'm ever bored somewhere and want to pass the time #and I was out with family and pulled out a deck of cards and they were very surprised #I do want to look up the instructions for a few more two or three player card games though #I mostly default to playing Speed and that's kinda unfair to play with kids #well okay maybe not unfair in general but A. I am very very good at that game* and B. the kidlet I was playing with was not familiar #with how the facecard numbers work #so I had to slow down a lot #(*when I had the deck of cards in high school Speed was usually what I played and I got a LOT of practice lol)

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swordmaid · 6 months ago

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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

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thetimelordbatgirl · 4 months ago

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One more question for Rise of Red: the fuck was the villains doing when calling themselves VKs in the past??? Like??? The VKs nickname only came to in present time in Descendants because of well, the kids of Disney villains, villains whom literally didn't have prior established villain parents.... ...Granted, MAYBE you could count Maleficent (Evil Like Me lyrics alluded to her mom), Morgie (literally only detail you know about him is that his mom is the villain, Morgana Le Fay) and Hades (Cronus, because pretty sure your villain material when you literally ate your children because they were more powerful then you), but like??? Film doesn't really acknowledge their villainous parents even then, so they a confusing a mess still.

#disney descendants #descendants #descendants the rise of red #the rise of red #i doubt disney would acknowledge the cronus thing tho #would not only touch on fucked up parts of mythology but also bring into question WHY hades is in a mortal high school #and not ruling the underworld like he should be after the gods defeated the titans and him and his brothers split #parts of the world to rule #like this film is just confusing #and like maybe JUST MAYBE they think oh we villain kids cause we villains #but like thats also kinda weird #like imagine the gods finding out hades is claiming that #probably wouldnt go down well lol

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rolandkaros · 3 months ago

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forever hilarious to me that tennis is promoted as this prestigious highbrow big-brain sport when most tennis fans these days are like. yeah this is my favorite player. yeah i don't know why they're like that. yes they are stupid. no i will not choose somebody else.

#wta tennis #atp tennis #i feel like the era of...shall we say 'federer-esque' players is waning #which i think can in part be related to the loss of the one-handed-backhand #as the sport moves more toward a necessity for fitness and athleticism players do not put as much emphasis on 'art'#which imo is fine! i think the 'art' of tennis is too protected in some ways. which i maybe will expand on later.#but i think it's too much for the tags of a (mostly) silly post #but yeah you can hear a lot of commentators touch on it #i know nadal even said something abt it recently(ish)#but i think as tennis is gradually less associated with this abstract 'image' (e.g. the obsession with federer's 'grace' and 'class')#players are coming in thinking 'this is a physical battle and i am going to win' and very much leaning into the *competition*#which not to say that they're ignoring/denying the mental aspects at all because i actually do think many players are very strategic/aware #and in truth i think many tennis players ARE actually very smart #but i also think it's less apparent because more and more players are able to just hit the shit out of the ball and call it a day #which leaves you with the occasional shot/point/game/set/match etc where it seems like they don't know what the fuck they're doing #but you think about most sports which evolve in phases #it's very normal for certain player profiles to become more or less popular as the landscape of the sport changes #or as new techniques/strategies are developed #or as new communities/populations become interested!#extreme example but think of like. high jump's fosbury flop. that was one guy!#one guy who changed the entire fucking sport! so it makes perfect sense that tennis is continuing to evolve #given how many unique players have come and gone #and how much the sport is changing externally as well as internally #anyways. this got out of hand but i love sports and i love tennis and i love my brainless players.#this whole post was inspired by rewatching sabalenka v boulter and aryna completely missed an overhead by like five feet. lol #love her <3

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akkivee · 13 days ago

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jiro got a zero on one of his tests and i think it’s crazy to have the middle school dropout be a part of this event LOL

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #like kuukou is very smart lmao he’s very well read with a plethora of hidden skills #and i’m sure if you present him with a theory he’ll be able to apply in practical application and critically as well #bro didn’t even go to high school tho lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#the subject on that book is math and tbh since buddhism has a lot of abstract numbers he could probably deal with high school math too #but that’s so funny lmao #ichiro: if i didn’t know the answer to a quiz question i just did eeny meeny miny mo 😄 (🎶i was never book smart i’m money smart 🎶)#kuukou: you don’t need school to grow up well 😆 (is a genius LOL)#they said jiro’s test score was found tho so does that mean ichiro called up jakurai and kuukou to tutor his bro 😭😭😭😭#or maybe kuukou came to play on his own and then made a space for himself in the tutoring session lmao

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hanzajesthanza · 3 months ago

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dandelion is indeed the worst but if he’s not present in the next book i would legitimately be sorrowful as the whole thing will become a slog . you basically cannot have the “short stories” era-of-the-timeline iteration of geralt without dandelion, it would be like eating unbuttered bread.

though it’s not like season of storms did them dirty, i wasn’t disappointed with it (… with regards to them), but since it’s literally been over 20 years since the saga was finished i’m trying to prepare for any potential reality

#however i will accept an absence of dandelion IN THE CASE OF we get to see geralt and yennefer living together in vengerberg #but if it’s regular geralt day in the life then if dandelion’s not there it’s gonna suuuuuccckk #i mean as in geralt’s life sucks without him. badly #and it also? sucks with him. good-ly.#it’s august and we don’t have a title yetttt 🥲 and they said 2024 … hmhm sure #i just feel like rupaul ‘and don’t fuck it up’.gif #like i’m excited but also wtf? new witcher book? are we on punk’d?#it’s not going to be the best but i’m hoping it will be at least as good as season of storms. not a high bar ok!#this from the person who was optimistic about the n*tflix show. don’t trust me i like to believe in the future #i was going to say ‘and i trust sapkowski more than i trust n*tflix’ and then i laughed.#i don’t trust him—i don’t even trust the version of him from the 90s and 00s!#one side of me can’t believe i’m still here after the guardswomen of kerack. and the ‘well i’m only gay for clout’ villain motivations #the other side of me is intensely curious wtf geralt will get up to this time and how witcher could maybe even denigrate further #but season of storms ending was actually good and = well it’s not like sapkowski forgot what it was about #then again it’s been 10 years and a bad adaptation since then so im biting my nails #all i ask : please stick with the naming convention of the other books. i don’t want to write an absurdly long or short name or acronym out #sooooo weird that in a few months i will be saying: there are 9 witcher books.#actually rn i just say there’s 7 and discount season of storms as a legitimate heir but mention it as footnote lol #i just hope i can survive until this new book and until its translation LOLLLL #they said translation in 2025 but you know the track record #new book: *releases winter 2024* | english translation: coming 2045!#jk i think they finally figured out that witcher is a money printer so they will be eager to translate it now and not waffle around #they kicked their butts into gear with the hussite trilogy so ! and they made new hardcovers.#the elbow-high diaries #new book 2024

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pics-pizza-peace · 5 months ago

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What I wouldn't give for more manilla folders...

#i made this when i was still in high school. apparently it's some of the best material for sketching & inking pieces(at least imo)#this Was gonna be a companion piece to another crossover drawing i did. but the biology door was locked before the last day was out #it featured Dib from Invader Zim standing on a desk. pointing and screaming at a Mr. Poopy Butthole(this was before i quit watching R&M)#first i thought maybe someone who watched me draw it stole it or something. then i realized i didn't check my stuff before leaving! oh well #pizza's pics #traditional artist #can you tell that i enjoy crossovers? lol #bob's burgers #gravity falls #louise belcher #fiddleford mcgucket #i hadn't inked the other piece by the time i lost it btw. someone prolly either threw it away or fucked it up trying lol

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figofswords · 4 months ago

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bought a nice corset/stays for ren fair and for cosplay (agnea) reasons and like. holy shit. a) who the fuck thought it was a good idea to switch from this (supports the bust/torso evenly) to bras (tight band around your ribs bearing the entire weight of your bust) and b) I might need. to invest in a back brace. bc holy shit my spine is so happy

#the ‘you can’t breathe in a corset’ myth needs to DIE #I’ve been dealing with horrible horrible rib pain since high school to the point where I can’t wear proper bras anymore #talk about restricted breathing try burning muscle spasms across your entire rib cage #and THIS is not restricting my breathing holy shit. my ribs are just like. vibing #I can’t bend over super well but maybe that’s a good thing lol since hypermobility seems to be the root of most of my issues #HEAR THAT VERTEBRAE?? YOU WILL NOW STAY IN ALIGNMENT!!!#delete later #I got it from a shop on Etsy where if you don’t fit their sizing they make it to your measurements #for no extra charge bc they aren’t premade they make them for every order anyway #and like. holy shit. I know there’s a lot that’s been said about modern fast fashion so I don’t need to add anything #but like. goddamn. well constructed sturdy clothing that FITS? my BODY???? UNREAL

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crownedwille · 8 months ago

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I've come to the conclusion that loving young royals doesn't mean I can't be critical about it, maybe especially bc I love the show so much I have such strong feelings about it, good and bad and I can love parts of canon and agree with it and appreciate it but I don't have to love it all. I have accepted that it's okay if I don't accept the ending and I don't have to force myself to support it. It's okay to not agree with all of canon and it's okay to not side with all of the creators' intentions/views. Loving a show doesn't mean you have to take everything the writers say on face value and that's the only version that is allowed to exist. Canon isn't everything and fandom is about curating your own experience that makes you happy and not miserable. You don't have to dismiss canon in every aspect and ignore it entirely, that's certainly not what I want but there is a fine line between being canon respectful, allowing some parts to exist and sometimes, yes, you just have to say "fuck canon" and move on for your own sanity and wellbeing

#yrtalk #young royals #personal #especically in the first two weeks of a new release everyone is feelings lots of intense emotions ranging from ecstatic to angry #everything in between is a part of it and i know i'm also feeling very strongly about it right now #i always try to stay levelheaded and rational and see things from an objective pov and be diplomatic about discourse #i don't want any of what i say drift off too much into meaningless hate instead of the constructive criticism it's supposed to be #but when you feel so strongly about something and sometimes you really just wanna say yeah i fucking hate it lol #but i always try to explain why and give understandable arguments and not just blindly hate on something #for example - I'm aware there are fans who have some problems with s2 and don't love the season whereas i do and it's my fave #and there is a difference between expressing some criticism and justified concerns which you can understand where it comes from #and those who are just like 'oh it's a horrible season. it was so shitty and we should get rid of it' which is dumb hate and just not true #and i can't support people like that and take them seriously #i can have my own issues with s3 from a subjective pov which can also include some justified criticism as well #but also still acknowledge it as a truly good piece of tv media and the quality is top notch #and that's why you have such high expectations and have critique because it is so good and sets such a high standard #with that being said i understand ppl not wanting to see any critic about it if they are riding the high of happy wilmon endgame #but that doesn't mean that i can't express my own opinions on my own blog and i will continue to do so #and maybe one day i will feel differently and accept or even like the ending who knows #but it doesn't have to happen. it's fine if it does but it's also fine if it doesn't

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sea-buns · 8 months ago

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i mean yeah i think kristen is doing the right thing with trying to present an open-minded front with bobby dawn but i feel like "under the radar" isn't on the table for her when it's a priest of sol. cuz surely everyone in town in that church knows who kristen is and is very familiar with the path she's taken. it doesn't mean she shouldn't try to play nice, it's a great idea, just not sure how far it'll actually get her

#cuz if i was this guy i think id still be cautious af with what i say and do around this kid #even if she does a good job at selling the 'i am totally open to your teachings and have zero disrespect for any of it'#episode just started tho so. maybe she does really well in interactions and/or hes a fucking idiot lol #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #kristen applebees #bobby dawn

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cerealmonster15 · 5 months ago

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see like i truly dont know what the general genshin consensus is about things