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[thelioncourts]

I love getting on tumblr for the first time in a while after a horrid week and after seeing the dumbest people in the fandom always talking, then seeing @downstairsbar updated a fic AND shared tons of insanely beautiful commentary on the show and louis and !!!

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[konigsblog]

cw: pregnancy. 🍼

when you complain to könig, he's more focused on finding a solution for the problem at hand.

so when you came to him complaining about your period aches and hormonal pains, he had thought of the best solution to fix that issue.

you were nervous. your legs thrown over his broad shoulders, uneasy and anxious if this was the best decision. you had always used protection and contraceptives to prevent pregnancy, but this time, könig wasn't wearing anything. you sucked in a sharp breath, watching as he rubbed his bulbous, swollen cock over your soaking cunt, teasing your tight hole while reassuring you.

his tip was already sticky, pearly beads of his creamy stickiness oozing from the head of his lengthy cock, and his eyes shut tightly at the familiar warmth and wetness. he began to ease inside slowly, looming over your figure and hunching over your form, running his calloused fingertips down your soft, wet cheeks. tears slowly began rolling down your face. even if he didn't impregnate you, sex was good for your period; it would distract you from the tight, stomach-churning cramps that always managed to leave you in agony.

könig's thrusts started off slow and sloppy, his balls slapping against your rear with each gentle thrust, and the thickness of his cock stretching your pussy. your gummy, smooth walls pulsed around his veiny dick, his breathing beginning to quicken and fasten at the sudden tightness. a wave of pleasure rushed through your body, leaving your eyes half-lidded and accepting every inch of könig's large, hung cock. 

you could already feel him beginning to lose control. he was still gentle; his grip was more firm, his fingers kneading with the flesh and fat on your hips and thighs. he took in the scent of your arousal, filling his nostrils and driving him utterly insane. könig ploughed into your soft folds, each thrust causing your moans to come out choked and stuttered, looking into his eyes with tears, causing your vision to become blurry and foggy. you could feel each vein rub against your velvety walls, your back arching with euphoria rushing through your weak body.

könig couldn't hold himself back. he spurted ropes of his milky, white arousal, his thrusts relentless as he fucked his load deep into you. your fingers were nestled in his locks of hair, and your eyes shut tightly at the sensation of his sticky cum filling your cunt.

at least you wouldn't have to worry about having a period for another nine months.

[merakiui]

I AM RABID. this version of scaramouche……. oh my oh my oh my OH MY orz i’m on my knees for him. \(//∇//)\ HE’S SOOOOO AAAAAAAAA

AND THEN CIRCUS SCARA??????

AND HACKER SCARA???????????

SUMMER SCARA AS WELL!!!!!

it’s a mouchey meal. i’m so not normal. i’m insane, in fact. OTL OTL OTL

[molinaesque]

Annoyed/pissed off Raphael moments that tickled me

[thepunkmuppet]

i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2 i miss the desaturated high contrast colour palette of supernatural seasons 1 and 2

[gwekkuu]

I’ve been heavily fixated on a promare zolu au ever since I rewatched the movie last week

[jkvjimin]

(82/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

[territorial-utopia]

Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)

Sure has been a year.

[definitelynotshouting]

You have synesthesia?? How does that work for you? Is this how you manage to use the word “meat” in a way that makes me go “holy shit that’s good and cool i need to read that sentence four more times” instead of “ew”?????

I do!!! Letters, numbers, and words all have colours and sometimes visual textures for me-- and while numbers and letters on their own are generally only a single colour (7 is a bright, grassy green!!! while "K" is a pale peachy pink, for example :] ), when i put them into words they often take on entirely new colours, some of which even bleed into each other like watercolour paints. Ironically, its why i use the UK spelling of "colour" in the first place-- the "u" turns what looks like a dull, desaturated blue into a smeared blue-and-purple that i find really pretty to look at :]] so when i say i like to paint with words, i kinda mean that literally 😂😂😂😂😂

But yeah, i'd imagine thats why my writing is Like That™ to some degree-- a lot of what im doing behind the scenes involves matching the colours and visual textures of a given word with all of the others in order to evoke a particular vibe or image in my writing. There are a lot of layers to how i write, but this is probably the one that takes both the most time AND is the one i happen to talk about the least WKDJWKSJEJ

[canisalbus]

So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.

I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)

Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.

Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.

The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.

Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.

Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.

Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.

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[loves2spwge]

Hey, thanks for going through all that to save my life, Stan.

Dude, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die until I do.

💙💚 @judgedarts did this incredibly gorgeous page for me for my two most favorite dudes everrrr 💚💙

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

[bigtransfatdog]

sorry too busy thinking about slow plush tf. slowly gaining weight over the span of months, only for you to realize that your fat is just turning into polyfil. feeling your insides turn heavy as they transform into weighted beads. losing mobility as your joints and bones slowly fade away and your new purpose becomes clearer. skin now an adorable plush minky faux fur- fuzzy and squishy. hands now large paws, unable to do anything but sit cutely by your side. head so light and fuzzy, unable to think about anything but being an object of comfort- brain replaced by stuffing. colorful stitching replace your eyes, and warm seams hold your body together.

your new body is perfect for cuddling. warm, squishy, and soft. some nights you're held close in your owners sleep. some nights they hump you for hours, fur matted and stained and lovingly washed the next morning. they show you off to their friends, bragging about soft and well made you are. they rip new holes in you and sew them back up. the perfect toy, the perfect companion, the perfect object of comfort.

[hesgomorrah]

we need to make suggesting someone skip the first three seasons of mash as taboo as suggesting someone skip the ninth doctor

[solargeist]

I trip myself up too much thinking abt the Watchers' anatomy or magic, but like. Wahtever