#well he's not complaining ;)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Toy Chica is your best friend in FNAF!!

[batsyheere]

Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.

So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.

"Mom!"

Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.

Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles

[aria-greenhoodie]

“College roommates” huh?

Click for Quality!

[wispurring-moss]

no thoughts just These TwoTM touch-starved losers gradually evolving into the epitome of casual touching/cuddling for absolutely no reason and they probably don't even realize they're doing it lol <'3

[linkemaus]

Not to be that person, but if Kamala Harris were a white man with the exact same ideals, positions, and beliefs, it wouldn’t have even been a competition. Realising that the worst thing you can apparently be is a woman, is truly devastating.

[konigsblog]

cw: pregnancy. 🍼

when you complain to könig, he's more focused on finding a solution for the problem at hand.

so when you came to him complaining about your period aches and hormonal pains, he had thought of the best solution to fix that issue.

you were nervous. your legs thrown over his broad shoulders, uneasy and anxious if this was the best decision. you had always used protection and contraceptives to prevent pregnancy, but this time, könig wasn't wearing anything. you sucked in a sharp breath, watching as he rubbed his bulbous, swollen cock over your soaking cunt, teasing your tight hole while reassuring you.

his tip was already sticky, pearly beads of his creamy stickiness oozing from the head of his lengthy cock, and his eyes shut tightly at the familiar warmth and wetness. he began to ease inside slowly, looming over your figure and hunching over your form, running his calloused fingertips down your soft, wet cheeks. tears slowly began rolling down your face. even if he didn't impregnate you, sex was good for your period; it would distract you from the tight, stomach-churning cramps that always managed to leave you in agony.

könig's thrusts started off slow and sloppy, his balls slapping against your rear with each gentle thrust, and the thickness of his cock stretching your pussy. your gummy, smooth walls pulsed around his veiny dick, his breathing beginning to quicken and fasten at the sudden tightness. a wave of pleasure rushed through your body, leaving your eyes half-lidded and accepting every inch of könig's large, hung cock. 

you could already feel him beginning to lose control. he was still gentle; his grip was more firm, his fingers kneading with the flesh and fat on your hips and thighs. he took in the scent of your arousal, filling his nostrils and driving him utterly insane. könig ploughed into your soft folds, each thrust causing your moans to come out choked and stuttered, looking into his eyes with tears, causing your vision to become blurry and foggy. you could feel each vein rub against your velvety walls, your back arching with euphoria rushing through your weak body.

könig couldn't hold himself back. he spurted ropes of his milky, white arousal, his thrusts relentless as he fucked his load deep into you. your fingers were nestled in his locks of hair, and your eyes shut tightly at the sensation of his sticky cum filling your cunt.

at least you wouldn't have to worry about having a period for another nine months.

[technically-human]

Reverse Verse Kashi (Night Nurse?) and Asa!

This is as good a moment as any to confess I ship them

Kashi was thrown into the lake and swallowed by Angie. Inside, he found Asa, who had been trapped there losing her mind for a while! Kashi was in no hurry to leave (a break is a break) but he ended up asking Angie to let them out for Asa's sake. Feeling like she owes him, Asa decided to follow him. He wasn't expecting that, but took it in stride! And now they can be a comedic duo

[divineandmajesticinone]

4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.03 "I didn't think you were like this. Like what? Like this..."

[frownyalfred]

"Yeah he's dressed like a fucking Bat. So what? Some guy in the Narrows just got melted into acid by a ray gun on Tuesday. And you know who has to show up and deal with that?" hacking cough, another long drag "Last night I drank eleven of those fancy little espresso shots from that new cart over on 5th and didn't feel a thing. Doctor told me it's bad for my heart. You know what's bad for my heart? Crazy psychos with ray guns melting people into acid. Back in my day, people fell into acid, sure. But now they've got acid guns too?" more coughing, some chest pounding "Bat says he wants to go deal with that, I say more power to him. Matter of fact, he can walk right into my house and kiss my wife if it means I don't gotta write more paperwork about people getting melted into acid. You know how hard it is to identify people when they're goo? It all just looks like puked up spaghetti in those bags. And the acid keeps eatin' at the bags when they're in the cooler so they break open, and boom, that's another form. I filled out three forms about that this week, believe it or not. So yeah, the Bat's doing me a favor, way I see it." lighting another cigarette "Hey, buddy. You want one of these?"

Bruce Wayne, staring at the only other non-corrupt officer in the GCPD he was surreptitiously vetting after his last meetup with Gordon fell through: "Um. No thanks."

[yuwuta]

roommate katsuki lore time: 

your job isn’t as physically demanding as that of a pro-hero, but it is equally, if not more time intensive. your friends often comment you seem dead on your feet way more often than they do, and you have to agree. so when you decide to scrounge up some extra money and hire a private chef, you think it’s the best decision you’ve made in a while. 

your friends would seem to agree—and some tease that maybe you should ask your guy if he can cater to izuku, too. except for katsuki, who seems appalled, betrayed, and disgruntled. it takes all but one week about you gushing over the meals your chef has prepped for you for katsuki to show up to your apartment in the middle of the day, while you’re at work, and the chef is in your kitchen, kindly ask him to leave forever, and get to work himself. when you come home, you’re confused and pissed when you realize katsuki has fired your saving grace, but the anger falls flat on your tongue when you’re interrupted by the blonde spoon-feeding you the most delicious bite of steak that you’ve ever had in your entire life. he’s way too smug watching you physically melt about the food, and ordering you to sit down and have a proper meal. 

he tries not to be endeared by your stuffed cheeks, but there’s a satisfaction brewing in him that he can’t quite place. all he knows is it won’t be taken away from him again; that’s why he flicks your forehead, throws a dish towel over his shoulder, and says, “make room for my shit here by the end of the week. and don’t complain when i put all your spoons together in one drawer,” before heading over to the sink to wash up. 

you don’t even get until the end of the week before katsuki is barreling into your apartment with boxes and clothes and, “this is what we call a stainless steel pan in the wild. ever seen one before?” prompting you to reach up and pinch his ear even as he cackles all the way to the kitchen. you suppose, in the end you can’t complain. you get to live with your best friend, you get free catering, free cleaning, and it takes you two months of living together to find out katsuki’s paid off your rent for the rest of the year, too. you know, what friends are for. 

[the-crooked-library]

okay but like, as much as I am a fervent proponent of “not every ship should get married and in fact some of them would Never” - especially in context of enemies-to-lovers - I hope that everyone who sees me posting like that knows I am not talking about Spuffy. in fact, I would go so far as to say they are the two characters most willing and even desperate to get married that I’ve ever seen.

one of Buffy’s most persistent struggles is her right to girlhood and the inevitable expiration date she faces as the Slayer. she’s forced to fight and claw for every possible milestone that other girls around her take for granted - trying out for the cheer squad, running for prom queen, going to college, etc. one of the nightmares she has after killing Angel is about being unable to be a bride and get married. in Something Blue, she throws herself into wedding planning with a passion that speaks to her having daydreamed about it. in most cases, her commitment issues veer toward clinging rather than avoidance, and marriage is absolutely one of those beautiful, unreachable things that were ripped away from her when the Powers chose her. it haunts her.

Spike is probably even more obvious - he’s a man from Victorian England, a society that held marriage on a pedestal. furthermore, he is fundamentally a creature of devotion, never straying from Drusilla for over a century, and then from Buffy even after she was dead. their desperation is also quite similar - Spike’s original community had considered him undesirable, barring him from a love match; and while a union may have been arranged for him as a human, his vampirism took that option away entirely, in the same way that Buffy’s becoming did it. during Something Blue, he is just as committed to planning the minutiae of the wedding as Buffy is, even though they could’ve just decided to do it at the courthouse and get it over with under a shoehorned pretext. he’s been dreaming of a wedding for 150 years, let’s be real

Spuffy would’ve gone insane about a wedding. they would’ve fallen in love worse. they would have threatened each other with divorce constantly but stayed married anyway for however long they lived. hell, they should’ve done it just for the CPS reasons in season 6, just imagine having to hide it from everyone except the government, lest Anya thinks they’re trying to steal her thunder

[galentir]

Happy Star Wars Day! ✨

[hinamie]

atla!au designs part 3 !! one of these things is uh. not like the others

first year trio gojo/choso/nanami

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean

[cute-ellyna]

As a parent, you quickly learn it's ok to spoil the kid if it earns you a few precious moments alone with your lover.

Happy Valentine's day to everyone <3

[frostfires-blog]

So I just rewatched the short film with subtitles and damn they really said to hell with the censorship:

"My beloved is a brave noble and gracious special someone..."

"A fleeting glimpse, a hundred lifetimes enthralled..."

"I've liked him since I was a child, for so many years... and I finally get to stand by his side after going through thick and thin...

I can't believe they actually allowed him to say that!!! Aah!!! Those are among my favourite Hua Cheng quotes from the novel!!!