#well Black whatever

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Neverly Ever After

if you are looking to read a fairytale with Lily Evans as Cinderella, Remus Lupin as both Beauty AND the Beast, Sirius Black as Snow White (well, technically Black) and James Potter as Sleeping Beauty, with a disgruntled Genie called Minerva, where the latest Palace craze is speaking in a thing called Gen Z and wearing colours that suit your Colour Season -

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Chapter 2: Delulu

Summary

Peter, the Duke of Petit-Gru, is NOT having the time of his life. That's before he meets a severe, sniffy genie and Quiet Hires her...

The Duke of Petit-Gru had been experiencing excessive amounts of stress over the past two weeks. Specifically, and in no particular order, this involved the following:

Overhearing the King and Queen of Gyffindoria discussing Prince James’s curse and mentioning the fact it was due to last one hundred years (bro, dude, sis, Your Majesties –W the actual F??) before autocorrecting that to three years, which was clearly a big, huge lie. Did his cheerful friend know this??! What half-assed, salty Wix would do that?? (TL; DR Jimbo was cooked)

He had overheard the perpetually longwinded Albus Dumbledore, Head of the Privy Council, tell the Queen that troops had caught sight of a band of ne’er-do-wells slipping over the mountainous frontier between Slytherin and Gryffindoria, dressed in camo but oddly sporting King Orion’s gaudy insignia (a Portcullis, in silver, crowned; with motto Altera Securitas*) – it was giving assassins vibes, and not in a good way. He missed hanging out with Prince James on his own, but his friend Sirius was lit, and the time where he destroyed Sir Hugo Avery - aka the guy who had bullied Peter since he was five years old - lived rent free in his head. (Anyhoo, TL; DR Sirius was going to be unalived – oof!)

The reason he kept overhearing insanely scary af information was that he could change into a rat at will. He really needed to get a vibe check

But he hadn’t

Which brought him to his next situation –

Keep reading…

[triglycercule]

horrortale waterfall game broke me sorry (hey just like horror!)

[gunstellations]

In the world I love

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In a different world

[tariah23]

oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’

Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.

Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.

They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.

Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?

[mothmanavenue]

can i confess something else that will absolutely get me stoned in the town square since im dropping my unpopular opinions. I don’t like altean broadsword Lance. i already disliked red paladin Lance. the broadsword was like rubbing salt in the wound. why couldn’t he have his own niche. why was his character development just making him keith. i understand that it was like “he accepts that he doesn’t have to be a leader and excels as a co-leader and you can find happiness that way yada yada yada”. but you could’ve done that without making him keith. also now give him something unique, cool, that falls in line with his sniper bit. i’m not saying just give him another gun, im saying give him something quiet and lethal. like a garotte. yeah i want garotte lance.

i yap a lot more in my notes by the way if you were interested in other unpopular opinions. don’t send me hate messages or comments i won’t read it and will block viciously i also will not be debating this this is my hill to die on <3

[respectthepetty]

The Heart Killers' Colors? - Ep. 3

Three episodes in, and I'm positive that Bison is a Red Rascal and Fadel is a Black Brooder.

But I never had any doubts about my pretty emo boy.

He is emo, so his soul is black (and so is his underwear, AYEEE!)

He is also very pretty.

And Style knows just how pretty this sad emo is.

(which, hopefully, everybody else who is watching this show is as well because people have been sleeping on my boy Joong for too long while my ass has been here thirsting over him for years) *I need a moment to collect myself*

um . . . where was I? Oh yeah! I still don't fully believe Style is a (light) Blue Boy when he wears all these animal prints.

But I do know his presence annoyance is making Fadel lighter.

Perhaps it's because ever since Bison told him to go full throttle on Fadel, the kid hasn't let up on his mission to instigate a fight with Fadel solely so Fadel can choke him again.

Which was actually a solid plan.

But maybe Fadel is lighter because he likes big buns and he cannot lie.

Or maybe it's the lethal combination of Style's big brown eyes and suckable lips that finally caused Fadel to give in (because it would cause me to give in, like, weeks ago!)

But I think it's because Style actually sees Fadel for who he is since he already figured out that Fadel is hiding a killer secret.

We now know Fadel once had someone special who he was happy with, but even in the past, Fadel wasn't as light as he was with Style's constant pestering.

So I want to know what other buried secrets my pretty Black Brooder is hiding that makes him sooo dark.

Keen obviously knows.

And even though I want Pepper's character to cause a ruckus with Fadel the same way his character did in Star in My Mind, I have a feeling his character will do much worse here since I've only had him for two minutes yet don't trust his no-consistent-color behind!

Which brings me to this fine ass(hole).

He is supposed to be a (dark) Blue Boy, and even though both him and his buddy are wearing blue shorts, they switched the colors of the love interests!

Bison is a Red Rascal. He is a firecracker. He is a cherry bomb! So the fact that Kant is wearing blue (it's denim, but I'll take what I can get how I can get it!) won't let me forget that he wore Fadel's color at the pool instead of Bison's!

However, I did notice the red writing on the back of his shirt and another very interesting place considering this boy knows Bison is a killer who he needs to collect dirt on. The heart? Already, sir? Simp behavior if I've ever seen it.

But then again, this fine ass(hole) who is wearing yellow (WHAT IS THIS?!) is clearly not thinking rationally when it comes to his little angel demon.

Because this idiot poured the drug into a red drink!

Therefore, IT WAS ONLY GOING TO MAKE THE DEMON STRONGER!

Bison probably gets that trait from Mother because she seems like the real devil of this story since she showed me her true color immediately while looking amazing. Leave it up to a woman to get the job done right the first time.

I'm looking at you, Kant and Style.

Get your shit color together!

For my sanity!

I just need to see a little crumb or two.

Or else.

Joong is sooooooo freakin' fine

[spilledmilkfkdies]

I love men!! Not all of these but!! Men!!

[shumistar]

SWAGGON CO. SCAR × CLOWN CAN U HEAR ME CAN U SEE THE VISION????? (now u can cus i drew it duh) their aesthetics literally MATCH!!!!!!

GO VOTE NOW:

Crackship poll

I want them to OBLITERATE this poll.

[okaydays22]

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

Love in the Big City by Sang Young Park PART ONE | Jaehee

[froggiesir]

one thing about me is im gonna make stupid marble hornets au art

[beanghostprincess]

Can a rich kid with blue tones and shirts under expensive sweaters truly be soulmates with a boy who wears earthy tones and overalls with silly accessories? And the answer is yes. Sanuso is real.

[naivety]

For if not…

[mintkoolaid]

I FUCKING MISSED IT

@letpapyrussayfuckofficial

[every-sanji]

[mintypsii]

got an ask ab them on my sp so i figured id share these old wips lol u guys can have em too